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#and it sucked :P
b-blushes · 1 year
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experiencing what they might call "did some unavoidable activities that were way above regular activity level as an individual with disabilities that Don't Like It When You Do This" and it's not my favourite sensation/dimension to exist in. like i'm fine but also. i feel haunted :P
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waterghostype · 28 days
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ocean blue how do you do
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
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i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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kenandeliza · 7 months
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A random thought / headcanon
Superman learns knitting/sewing, deciding to give an “ugly sweater” to his friends, including captain marvel
He doesn’t make them ugly intentionally, he’s just bad at making designs
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russianyoshkinaneko · 3 months
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i really did not know Daud could move in Stop Time and stands still for a couple secs only to jumpscare
or that he's immune to sleepdarts
what a bastard lmao
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”the average time lord is an asshole 60% of the time” statistic is incorrect. The average time lord is an asshole 100% of the time. Perfect At Everything Susan who is the nicest person ever and has done nothing wrong in her life was an outlier adn should not have been counted
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fence-time · 4 months
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🎵chill lofi-cyberpunk beats to eat soup to🎵
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egophiliac · 3 months
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I feel like F/P/S was still a pretty weird one, even by Lance's standards.
sorry for (in an ironic twist) not doing much Ride Kamens art now that it's actually started; I've been pretty slow going through it and I feel weird posting about things I'm not caught up on! though I'm. definitely gonna have to set aside some time to actually get through episode 13, after what they posted today. (w-what did they do to my Leon) (NOBODY TELL ME I HAVE TO FIND OUT ON MY OWN) (LEOOOOOOOON)
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oopbackinmymcdphase · 5 months
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New Athena P lore video dropped quick post Octonauts fanart @what-is-my-aesthetic
(the videos so good y'all I've been waiting for this since the ripe old age of 3)
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pink-linoleum · 6 months
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Recommended For Deployment.
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wandaspup · 5 months
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Oh, waking up with Natasha in the morning. She’s a wearing a grey sports bra and tight briefs, perfectly showing off every curve of her cock. As she gets up she reveals her muscled thick ass and beefy back. She’d turn around with a lopsided grin and ask you what you wanted for breakfast. Using her Russian tongue of endearment to make you swoon. Even sometimes she’ll walk around like that for the rest of the day. You’d get a front row seat to her work out, watching the sweat ride down her rock hard abs and big squishy thighs. When she comes out of the shower, she’s completely bare. Her flaccid cock and balls on display as you press her body up against her, feeling her cock harden.
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insomniaeon · 1 year
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🦋
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garagepanic · 1 year
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i love mechanical arms
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malacandrax · 21 days
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My first proper attempt at gouache plein air! I'm lucky to be able to get out to such beautiful places, this is a spot along a public footpath in Huttons Ambo (I did have to use my board as a nettle shield to get there, though.)
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ikigaiii888 · 1 month
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You know that thing that they do when they tap their cock on your lips/tongue lightly before sliding it down your throat?
Imagine a monster tapping his humongous cock on your tongue; even small taps feel so heavy that your core clenches. And when he slides it in your mouth, hot and throbbing, you’re so wet that you can’t help stuff your hole full of your own fingers as the monster uses your mouth like a wet cock sleeve🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
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moechies · 8 months
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thinking really hard about suguru with his sweet girlfriend that has too tight of a throat<3 who struggles and cries when sucking him off <3
“smile for the camera, pretty.”
suguru presses the phone in your face, the blinding flash catching all of your current mishaps. your glossy eyes, fig colored cheeks, and most importantly, your boyfriends cock stuffed deep into your small throat.
you knew this recording was going to be sent to satoru, his best friend, and you didn’t mind it; not one bit. if anything, it made you want to take suguru even further down your throat to mark a good impression.
but your instigator boyfriend.. oh how he reads you like an open book.
“awh satoru, look. she’s tryin’ to impress you, trying to show how much that throat can take.” his mean teases causes your face to burn, but deep down he knows you like it.. love it even. he replaces his hold on your hair, moving his hand to your throat, giving it a light squeeze.
“tryin’ so hard to show off when she can’t even get half my dick down her throat.” he presses your head harder onto his cock, causing a splutter of spit on his cock with a light gag. the tears begin to pool at your eyes again, glancing up at your boyfriend’s sweet face for any sense of reassurance.
“cute.”
9:38 pm
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suguru : look how cute.
*screenshotted*
satoru : wish she was suckin’ me like that.
satoru : when are you gonna let me have a turn :(
suguru : don’t get ahead of yourself.
he places his phone face down, glancing down to see you all pretty below him. you’re suckling and kissing his swollen tip, catching his pearlescent pre on the tip of your tongue that pumps out once a while, waiting for his full attention.
“alright pretty, that’s enough playing. make me cum now, yeah? then i’ll give my baby her reward.”
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