”the average time lord is an asshole 60% of the time” statistic is incorrect. The average time lord is an asshole 100% of the time. Perfect At Everything Susan who is the nicest person ever and has done nothing wrong in her life was an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Oh, waking up with Natasha in the morning. She’s a wearing a grey sports bra and tight briefs, perfectly showing off every curve of her cock. As she gets up she reveals her muscled thick ass and beefy back. She’d turn around with a lopsided grin and ask you what you wanted for breakfast. Using her Russian tongue of endearment to make you swoon. Even sometimes she’ll walk around like that for the rest of the day. You’d get a front row seat to her work out, watching the sweat ride down her rock hard abs and big squishy thighs. When she comes out of the shower, she’s completely bare. Her flaccid cock and balls on display as you press her body up against her, feeling her cock harden.
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You know that thing that they do when they tap their cock on your lips/tongue lightly before sliding it down your throat?
Imagine a monster tapping his humongous cock on your tongue; even small taps feel so heavy that your core clenches. And when he slides it in your mouth, hot and throbbing, you’re so wet that you can’t help stuff your hole full of your own fingers as the monster uses your mouth like a wet cock sleeve🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
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thinking really hard about suguru with his sweet girlfriend that has too tight of a throat<3 who struggles and cries when sucking him off <3
“smile for the camera, pretty.”
suguru presses the phone in your face, the blinding flash catching all of your current mishaps. your glossy eyes, fig colored cheeks, and most importantly, your boyfriends cock stuffed deep into your small throat.
you knew this recording was going to be sent to satoru, his best friend, and you didn’t mind it; not one bit. if anything, it made you want to take suguru even further down your throat to mark a good impression.
but your instigator boyfriend.. oh how he reads you like an open book.
“awh satoru, look. she’s tryin’ to impress you, trying to show how much that throat can take.” his mean teases causes your face to burn, but deep down he knows you like it.. love it even. he replaces his hold on your hair, moving his hand to your throat, giving it a light squeeze.
“tryin’ so hard to show off when she can’t even get half my dick down her throat.” he presses your head harder onto his cock, causing a splutter of spit on his cock with a light gag. the tears begin to pool at your eyes again, glancing up at your boyfriend’s sweet face for any sense of reassurance.
“cute.”
9:38 pm
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suguru : look how cute.
*screenshotted*
satoru : wish she was suckin’ me like that.
satoru : when are you gonna let me have a turn :(
suguru : don’t get ahead of yourself.
he places his phone face down, glancing down to see you all pretty below him. you’re suckling and kissing his swollen tip, catching his pearlescent pre on the tip of your tongue that pumps out once a while, waiting for his full attention.
“alright pretty, that’s enough playing. make me cum now, yeah? then i’ll give my baby her reward.”
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