#it was honestly kinda hilarious

[eyes-of-nine]

tfw when minibosses take you an average of like 8 attempts minimum but then you somehow manage to defeat your fav boss in the entire game on your first try :v

[elsecrytt]

okay but jjk somnophilia is like

gojo "please please pleaaaaase let me put it in while you're sleeping PLEASE i swear i'll make you cum i proooomise please let's try it once pleeaaase. YOU can put it in ME whenever you want!!! any time any place anything you want in any of my holes!! wake me up with it!! it'll be soooo hot" satoru

vs

nanami "i have kink charts for both of us and they have sliding scales and notes section for each one. we can mark hard boundaries for what state of consciousness we want for ourselves or our partners, giving or receiving, what sex acts, etc. we'll set up a safe word and a safe gesture and then we can start trying things out" kento

vs

geto "sorry i fell asleep while eating you out, it will happen again. no, i won't stop eating you out when i fall unconscious. just tear me off your pussy if you don't like it" suguru

[r3nblade]

magnet

[slutforpringles]

F1 out of context: 2024 Mexican GP

[purple-petrichor]

The Count when his dear friend Jonathan Harker is staying over:

[ennard-is-near]

The Scraptrap Vs. Scrap Baby design divide is hysterical

Scrap Baby, when forced to rebuild herself, gave herself roller skates and pigtails. The pigtails are cosmetic, but the roller skates are fun and practical (she can probably move faster) and both are expected because she’s a little girl. She also gave herself a MASSIVE FUCKING CLAW with TEETH and another hand that’s huge and very scary. She was built for killing, basically. And all the cosmetic stuff is excusable because she’s like 10 and was just making herself look pretty.

Scraptrap couldn’t even be bothered to fix his arm, he was so busy giving himself little feet and a buck tooth for no reason. He is not built for killing, he is built to look more like his fursona than he did before.

[littelestvic]

I might be killed for saying this but there is something so smart about opening your (arguably worst) new album with "this isn't rock and roll, this is music for children"

[nientedal]

call me crazy but i really think if you haven't actually watched something, loudly hating on it and posting about your massive throbbing disappointment in the tag is pathetic. hilarious bullshit nonsense. form your own opinion instead of just swallowing what's fed to you.

it's not "Megamind 2," it's a show for ages 6 and up. give it some fucking grace or leave it alone if you haven't even had the decency to watch it for yourself.

[gwandas]

sjm was actually insane for dropping that the bat boys used to have sex in the same room and just. never mentioned it again

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

been seeing lots of Chuck-As-Demiurge/"Flawed God" spn meta and it made me realize that my understanding of Chuck is???? not common????

so my hc/understanding was the Chuck Shurley was/is a human prophet who was possessed by God. First in the usual prophetic sense, then later as a "word of God" type prophet, like MAJOR biblical-level power, in order to pass God's direct thoughts/opinions on to Sam and Dean- and then lastly, God took Chuck as a full-time vessel.

so re: this, I kind of wondered if in the finale, the guy Sam and Dean left scrabbling on the ground was... just human Chuck. is it less meaningful? eh, kinda. does it make the finale make more sense? ...yup.

But most importantly. Picture this. You're a writer, creating OCs that you whump/angst/generally torture the CRAP out of, somehow this becomes an incredibly popular book series, you're touring, you're making BANK. Then later, you MEET YOUR OCS, they are REAL, and apparently so is magic, and the "prophet of God" thing that you thought was a writing/inspo device you'd made up is real, and God is talking to you. so uh, what the fuck. then everything goes black

and when you fade back in, its YEARS later, you're beat up and lying in the dirt, and yoUR OCS ARE STANDING OVER YOU, YELLING AT YOU FOR MAKING THEIR LIVES MISERABLE

THE GUYS *YOU THOUGHT WERE YOUR WHUMP OCS*

TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE MORTAL AND WILL INEVITABLY AGE AND DIE LIKE EVERY OTHER HUMAN

AND THEN DRIVE AWAY IN THE CAR THAT *YOU HAD THOUGHT YOU MADE UP*

all before you can get out so much as a coherent "what the fuck is going on"

like I'm sorry. conceptually that's hilarious

the whump OC you made when you were 25: "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A NORMAL BORING LIFE AND AGE AND GET OLD AND DIE! FUCK YOU GOODBYE FOREVER"

you:

[sunllghtt]

Very niche and a bit off topic but it's very important to me that you know this THING is voiced by Rocket's voice actor in brazilian portuguese

[bambiraptorx]

(gives Leo existential crisis and a nose)

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

The hilarious part about the 14th amendment thing is that if it repeals back far enough, like half the US is getting deported. I don't know about anyone else but my Irish American ass is built on birthright citizenship.

[spiderfaang]

How does the general public feel about briarlight/velvet yuri

[raddest-laddest]

yk, for someone who’s going on their 2nd (?) year of brainrot, i haven’t made nearly as much progress in hollow knight as you’d expect

[hermy-97]

ok what is with the sudden billford content