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of all the things i've been wanting to draw for the comic, from the funny silly stuff to the longer, more serious things like lead paint, the one part i've been most looking forward to is the whole winter confrontation in dead man talking, on account of the genre change to a straight up noir, it's handled differently than in the game. nick's talk of exacting justice and doing a good thing is a pretty flimsy pretence and by the time he gets in there he's clearly psyching himself up to kill this guy in cold blood and gets more and more wound-up and frantic until he finally ends up doing it. nick gets to the point where he starts scaring gloria, who's pretty bloodthirsty herself
i actually started drawing it about six months ago, but scrapped the whole thing. i didn't have the chops, and i might still not, but i'm more confident now
it's gonna be so fun to whip out those kinds of expressions visually, i don't think i've ever drawn him like that! ideal situation would be a lot of people dipping out halfway through the comic not because they don't want to read it, but because they can't stand to. i'm going all in bebby
#text post#dead man talking#dead woman walking#gloria roche#nick valentine#again not part of his game characterization just me taking the ball and running with it#over both books he only really cracks twice and in one instance he beats allen lee to death with his bare hands#beware the fury of the patient man etc etc#eddie winter#it never really comes up in ddw because he's moved on but when it briefly does he's like that felt absolutely incredible#and it solved none of my problems
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rewatching a deltarune playthrough and whatever you do dont think about how susie is clearly extremely food insecure and not only "only had chalk" that she fucking stole for breakfast, but goes on to steal every food item we see in the world and mentions being hungry several times in part 1 alone. and tells ralsei that he'd never be able to make enough cakes for her. dont think about how she's maybe never actually felt full in her life and the dark food can't help with that.
#deltarune#hahaha my girl is being abused! haha! wait...that isnt funny.#like she steals the top cake and demands more cakes from ralsei and u think its a goof#but then she also mentions being starving at the stump and the candy tree#and probably was at the bakesale too#but again it doesnt MATTER because none of that will actually SOLVE HER STARVATION PROBLEM#much like how noelle cant wave her hands and heal her dad#none of these kids can fix their real world problems
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current hermitcraft star trek AU thoughts: meet some of the crew of the USS Taney (named for a storied US coast guard cutter, for those curious):
chief petty officer joe hills, maintenance chief. it’s my AU and one of the principle characters can be an enlisted sailor instead of a commissioned officer if I want to dammit. spends a LOT of time in jeffries tubes doing essential maintenance and is responsible for a lot if enlisted engineering staff. a betazoid who joined starfleet to see the stars but gets admittedly VERY STRESSED OUT on account of not being great at human social mores, thank god for military formality am I right. well-liked and respected amongst the crew, especially other enlisted sailors but also with commissioned officers. straight-up refuses to use his betazoid abilities for any actual work though because he’s convinced he constantly misinterprets people’s minds. whether or not this is true is… questionable… but he’s maintenance chief not a councilor or something so no one ever actually has real opportunity to call him out on this. well, mostly nobody. except maybe for…
ensign cleo, a former borg drone that was taken prisoner and separated from the hivemind. starfleet has no records of her homeworld or original race and what do you know, she doesn’t know either! thanks, borg, she hates it. took to sarcasm like a duck to water. ended up on the taney because in the early days joe was somehow the person who broke through to her and command is still wary she might regress, even given that she has since passed accelerated academy classes and earned a commission. a security officer and cybersecurity expert (for a given definition of “expert”, given the source of the information). very good at covering insecurities by being Mean. literally everyone who works with her is aware though so literally everyone knows she is Deeply Loyal to the taney’s crew. which is why people keep trying to “helpfully” run interference against starfleet intelligence for her, to her great annoyance, because she actually kind of likes…
commander etho, a vulcan intelligence officer. has had a storied career, meaning people who don’t know much about the intelligence community hate that he’s around, people who do idolize him, and people who know him know he’s just kind of awkward. extremely competent, sure, but awkward. frequently in communication with, traveling on, and otherwise involved with the taney, largely because the taney keeps on somehow tripping over things that should be state secrets and he’s best equipped to clean it up (case in point: cleo). sometimes etho thinks the only way the ship could be more cursed is if they named it enterprise. then he reminds himself that’s an illogical superstition. despite the fact he technically now has a desk job the aforementioned storied career makes him a very competent actual field commander as well, which means he ends up involved in operations whenever he’s on board.
these are the guys I have ideas for so far. still need to think of like. a captain for the ship. most of the senior staff. I just have ideas for this au you know,
#hermitcraft#joe hills#zombiecleo#ethoslab#i am not OVERLY familiar with 7 of 9 or hugh yet so if cleo breaks canon somehow here#whoops. Oh well. it’s my au and ‘former Borg’ makes the best analogue to ‘zombie’ i think that’s possible in the st universe#also joe the betazoid chief petty officer has been the one constant of this au concept I’ve had for MONTHS#like I said. It’s my party and I can make my guy an enlisted sailor if I want to.#ALTHOUGH GIVEN HIS IRL LIFE IT TECHNICALLY MAKES WAY MORE SENSE TO GIVE HIM A COMMISSION#OH WELL.#also etho the deeply awkward Vulcan is the most recent addition here and I love it#absolutely uses Vulcan stoicism to cover for when he’s just sort of awkwardly uncertain#this does not work on cleo naturally.#uhhh. anyway if yall have additional ideas pls let me know#I may or may not use them but it’s fun to imagine#also I love the idea of these three (none of them human all of them anxious) trying to solve problems#somehow cleo is the best at human social norms and joe can READ MINDS CHIEF HILLS /REALLY./#(etho in the corner politely not mentioning Vulcans can also read minds technically it’s just touch telepathy instead of general)
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#dbtag#silly hours#god#I feel like that's a really clear and consistent thing throughout the entirety of the manga but OTL leave it to Toei!!!!#lays on the floor I wish people were less afraid of letting “good guys” be flawed and selfish and reckless without having to like.#idk vilify them?#like Goku does and always has had a ton of negative qualities about him but what keeps him a protag and what keeps those negatives charming#is that 1) he never promises to be anything Else. If you're upset by his behavior that's a you problem Goku's just doing Goku#He's only upset when Other People get hurt because 2) almost none of those negative qualities contain any malice whatsoever#even as a kid when he was 'i killed that guy' it was like 'i solved a problem why are you mad (gen)' not 'good fucking riddance lol'#and he kept that as an adult too even when he learned more about compassion he's still 'well if you're not gonna stop i have to kill you'#it's never 'fuck off and die' it's always 'listen buddy either you knock it off or i knock you out there is no option c '#and god i love that Goku. I spent so long thinking I hated Goku growing up but I only hated Toei's Goku. Toriyama's Goku is GREAT.#like look if an antagonist is just a hero with the wrong perspective a hero is just a villain with the right one#and the fact that Goku has all of the qualities of a villain with none of the malice or intention makes him SO POWERFUL as a character#Goku doesn't like bystanders getting hurt. That doesn't make him less chaotic and self-centered and simplistic in his worldview.#A hero sacrifices his loved ones to save the world -- a villain sacrifices the world to save his loved ones --#Goku sacrifices himself because you cannot kill him in any way that matters#idskahds anyway here's another essay in the tags for your wednesday evening scroll#the justification the interviewer gave was that the anime was for kids but my beef with that is that Hero Tropes strip chaotic characters#of their emotions. Goku's conflicts are emotional. Goku's power is emotional. Goku's childlikeness keep him authentically emotional.#MORE kids -- ESPECIALLY little boys -- deserve a male protagonist who leans into his emotions to persevere and win.#Super deciding his “angelic state” would kill him makes me want to tear my hair out lmao Goku's EMOTIONS are too strong to hold it.#you could've just asked toriyama about it why'd you decide on the most basic high-stakes shorthand possible OTL#aNYWAY#media analysis#in the tags at least lol
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my absolute beloved
#She is my fav#In case someone didn't know#I'd die for her#I'd kill for her#But she wouldn't need that#JuanaFlippa got 99 problems#But none that a glock can't solve#JuanaFlippa#qsmp#slimecicle#funnies#q! meme#elmariana#mika.meme#m.sp#m.mm
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Realizing that my personal catnip when it comes to fanworks is "this is a very canon-typical problem, but none of the characters who could provide canon-typical solutions are available so it falls to someone with zero relevant skills except unlimited stubbornness to figure it out instead."
#all my mob fic ideas with plot are just 'YES this is a problem that looks like it can only be solved by espers NO none of them are around'#both the bttf fics i'm working on are 'Doc isn't here to solve this time travel problem what if i threw a woman at it instead'#nobody else writes this but i would love them forever if they did#. . . okay circling back to add (because god forbid i be less than 100% accurate in my jokey tags about fic preferences)#that Technically Doc is also there in one of the bttf fics#but a) not the version of him that knows what he's doing#and b) only because Lorraine busted him out of prison#so it doesn't count
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Alright, who did it?
Who told Wanderer he was allowed to be this cute in the Simulanka event?
((Spoilers in tags))
#genshin impact#genshin wanderer#simulanka event#no but him deciding to console fake durin instead of fighting because he understands durin’s pain#this was why he was given the role of the hero#because he was the only one who could truly save durin#none of the others could truly resonate with durin’s struggle like wanderer could#they’ve never been hated or feared like he has#they don’t know what it’s like to be treated like a monster#but wanderer does#he saw himself in durin#he saw the lost lonely puppet he once was#left without his mother#and he wanted durin to have his own tatarasuna#he’s learning to solve his problems with compassion rather than violence#also wanderer being a big softie for small cute things is my reason for living right now#the definition of a tsundere
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my friend made me watch disventure camp season 1 and a bit of dcas
#fiore would body zim though#no questions#she'd HATE him#“TAKING OVER THE WORLD ISN'T GONNA SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS YOU SCUMBAG!!!!!!”#i hated how fucking dickish the adults were to fiore#not one of you realized she was like that for a reason??? none of you??????#obviously you fell for all her shit you're idiots#all of you are idiots#zim is a bit of a different case but cmon none of you through the entire series hugged him???#do better adults of these serieses#do better#anyway taggingggg#iz#invader zim#zim#iz zim#zim iz#disventure camp#dvc#fiore disventure camp#dc fiore#fiore dc#disventure camp fiore#fiore#disventure camp all stars#yaaay tagging done#my art#wait fiore looks shorter than zim NO#its okay#they both deserved better send post
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developed wrist pain from art so i decided to get into the sims. got thumb pain from sims so i got into mmo (ffxiv). got wrist pain in other wrist from mmo. so i decided to get into osu.
#my joints can't hurt if i set my house on fire unintentionally killing myself and everyone inside type of problem solving#obv none of this was actually a conscious choice i am.just drawn to things that will destroy me
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garashir bad ending
(This was inspired by asking myself what I thought Julian would not forgive)
"I fail to see what you find so upsetting."
"Do you really?"
"You knew who I was when you married me."
"You're right. I agreed to marry a paranoid ex-spy with no respect for his husband's privacy or boundaries. My patients didn't."
"I didn't harm your patients."
"You cannot possibly believe that I would excuse your extremely illegal and highly unethical accessing of hospital files, tracking down my patients, and interrogating them because you have this ridiculous idea that I've been hiding an affair from you."
"It was hardly an interrogation. When I was in the Obsidian Order-"
"I want a divorce, Garak. Oh, so that's what shuts you up, is it? I mean it. You've absolutely crossed the line. You've destroyed my professional integrity and quite possibly the hospital's reputation. People need to be able to trust us in order to receive care, and you've jeopardized that. You've compromised the healing of people who know exactly what kind of interrogating you did in the Obsidian Order, and are terrified to be on the receiving end of it again. If you've convinced yourself I'm fucking someone else and lying to you about it, fine, I figured out that you were never going to trust I love you. But you don't do this. You go and- and- I don't know, call Ezri on subspace and ask for a counseling session or get drunk and read terrible poetry or blow up your damn shop again. You can self-sabotage as much as you like, and you've shown very well that I'm powerless to stop you. But you do not get to sabotage my patients."
"If I apologized..."
"Was that unfinished sentence your idea of an apology?"
"My dear, I'm sorry."
"I'm sure you are! I'm sure you'll go and wallow in self-loathing and enjoy it very much, but that can't be how this works, Garak. I shouldn't have to ask for a divorce in order for you to admit you did something wrong. If this is what our marriage is going to be now, then I... I can't, Garak. I don't know what it is that would help you, but whatever it is, I can't provide it."
#my writing#i don't really do bad endings so the secret real ending to this is a second half i may or may not ever write someday#wherein garak does in fact call up an old friend but it's not ezri it's kira#because kira knows what it's like when the world is different and the rules have changed and your family's dead#and none of the ways you used to solve problems work anymore#and also they got close hanging out in mila's basement#and garak's like hm. what if i made a grand gesture of sacrifice#and kira's like what if you learned to interact with people and got a hobby#and over a very long slow period garak has to do the difficult work of finding ways to process his trauma#that don't involve ruining people's lives#even his own
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not even one like minds (2006) abo au
what are we even doing boys
#like minds 2006#i don't know how it would work#that's none of my business#we're at three pages of fics on ao3 and we're missing the basics#i won't be doing anything to solve this problem
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well i've caught up on the double. which means i am depressed!!!! at least [redacted]'s death scene was homoerotic. (me fully weeping: at least this is being directly paralleled with a het lovers death scene. at least [other stuff i am redacting for spoilers but just trust me bro].) anyway to pass the time until 29 drops does anyone want to help me with a reference post i'm writing about the names of jiang li's family members? let's play a game called Name That Hanzi! wherein i give you an image of some hanzi and you give me text versions that i can copy and paste. i did my best but i hit a wall on this one. here's the image:
[ID: Screencap of Jiang Li from The Double showing her title card with her two names, Jiang Ruoyu and Jiang Li. The names are also displayed in hanzi. /end ID]
so far i've got 姜若雨 for jiang ruoyu on the left, but i'm not confident about those second and third characters (like those strokes are not even all in the right direction. but maybe it's the script?). and on the right we have 字 (zi, courtesy name), SOME CHARACTER THAT HAS STYMIED ME (help me studio audience), and 梨 (li).
(also sidenote is it just me who totally missed that she has a courtesy name? and that apparently it's li that is her courtesy name, and it's the other name, ruoyo, that no one ever uses? also sidenote of the sidenote the ruo character is the same one in her sister ruoyao's name. so maybe they have a generational name? their dad and his brothers all share a character as well (yuan, 元). their little brother bingji doesn't have ruo in his name though. so maybe not.)
#if viki had learn mode on for the double i would be unstoppable. UNSTOPPABLE#but i'm back to my old methods of like. brute force looking up radicals until i find one that looks kind of similar#i have [checks notes] 19 other questions i need to answer before this reference post will be complete but unfortunately#none of the others lend themselves well to Name That Hanzi so i don't know if it would be effective to ask for help with them#maybe if i can find a shot of someone saying whatever jiang yuanbai's court official title is i can find the chinese subs for it#and play name that hanzi. but also usually if i can find the chinese subs i can figure it out myself. it's just a question of finding#a timestamp and then actually having access to chinese subs for that episode. which so far i only know how to find for#episodes 1-3. so those are my two problems at the moment. not having timestamps or chinese subs#i could solve the timestamp problem if i did a rewatch lol but who has the time??? (pun unintended)#i might rewatch the first like 4 or 5 episodes though. because redacted's death was so depressing. i need a chaser#not that episodes 1-5 aren't also depressing. ugh. probably a bad plan then lol#the double#my posts
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I keep forgetting (and rediscovering) that gender matters to people. That they do worry about pronouns and looking a certain way and being interacted with in a certain way.
While I simply... don't care? People gendering me is an indication of what kind of game the other person wants to play and I'm very happy to have a heads up.
Why would I want to butcher it by demanding any specific pronouns.
#I contain multitudes#in some way any pronouns would be correct#also the list of my problems is long#and none of them can be solved by pronouns#I do see using the 'correct' pronouns for other people as a gesture of politeness though#'I see you'
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personal rant incoming
#i haaate when ppl coming with this money can't make you happy monologue#when they clearly never had to worry about not having money#not having worry about food bc u don't have money for it#or paying bills#and he can just do whatever he wants go on a year long vacation to travel around the world#like how stupid do you have to be to think that??? not having to work for a year guess what thatade you happy I bet#so none of this bullshit#if I had enough money to pursue what I like to go to uni I'd be so much happier if I had more money to help my sisters I'd be so much more#happier#fck these ppl honestly#money can solve so much of my problems#fix probably all of them#but whoever says these just a boring ass person who can't do anything with their money#bc they have no interest or literally anything to live for#I'm angry sorry 🙄😡🤬
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The 999 cast is very important to me and there’s so much good about them but I think one big thing they have is that they’re all smart and contribute to the story
#zero escape#999#this is where the other ze casts really lack I think#like all the 999 characters are there for a reason they were hand picked by zero#and all of them were really smart and they all worked together to solve the mystery#in vlr we got characters who just willingly participated in the game for shits and giggles#even more so with ztd like they didnt even try to make the q team important#plus just like so many of the characters are wasted and pointless#quark contributed nothing. alice was needed only for a math problem. tenmyouji was just screwed over#clover is the one who really makes me mad cuz they did the aini thing where they erased her whole arc#and reduced her to a ditzy joke of a character#shes not fucking ditzy shes smart and her bond with junpei is literally why everyone survived 999!#without her your ass would be dead#makes me so mad 😤#they only added her to vlr just to get people interested in the first place since she was popular#ztd is the same like none of the new characters introduced mean anything#and all the stuff they do with the old characters is just awful none of it is good#honestly 999 is too good of a game to be attracted to the other ze games#in my mind 999 ended and everyone lived happily ever after and idk quark can magically be there somehow cuz hes a good boy
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Going through a straight up comical amount of irritating situations to get the stupid 4* guaranteed ticket from the welcome to sekai campaign. It Will Be Mine.
#I’m resuming this tomorrow it’s been hours now I’m just mad#I’m home because my parents are moving to a different state and I needed to pack whatever was left#and for some reason we just keep old devices when we’re done with them#so I borrow an adapter to allow me to connect my ancient unworking iPad mini to my laptop#factory reset it. i have to reset an old email to access the old Apple id to fully reset it.#it won’t connect to the wifi so I have to reset the settings. i find out it’s too old to run pjsk.#i find an old phone that should work. i reset it as well. I’m able to download pjsk & it takes 20 minutes.#pjsk crashes everytime I try to open it. i attempt to run bluestacks on my computer. bluestacks doesn’t have 64 bit for mac yet.#i get a free trial of parallels and download windows onto my laptop. this takes 40 minutes.#i try to download and run bluestacks on that. m1 macs apparently can’t run bluestacks 64 bit through parallels.#i go find the final old phone that I had forgotten about. it takes forever to charge because the charging port is fucked up. i reset it as#well. it can’t connect to wifi. i try a hotspot on my current phone. service is too awful. i try to do wifi sharing from my laptop.#you have to be connected to the router via a cable for that to work.#at this point it has been like 3 hours. I’m giving up because I’ve been down this route before#when I attempted to run 32 bit steam games on m1 mac#(wine64 doesn’t exist for m1 macs yet -> attempt to run boot camp -> boot camp isn’t a thing anymore on Apple silicon -> attempt to run#several different programs that allow me to run windows on a mac. none of them work. ->#look into linux & give up. -> attempt to implement the unfinished/unbottled wine64 code thru terminal. ->#fuck up and delete some important file & have to fix that (misery inducing) -> keep trying. i think I downloaded a Mac coding program at#some point? i realize I have zero coding knowledge and this is a mistake. -> give up and purchase crossover. game doesn’t even work. ->#3 months later update to the latest OS so I can have enough storage to play psychonauts 2. find out the $60 crossover#purchase was a bad idea because ‘heehee crossover doesn’t work on that buy the new version’ (fuck crossover).#my toxic trait is my belief that I can figure out anything via google and sheer stubbornness. usually this is true. occasionally there are#exceptions to this rule. most of them are because owning Apple products is a mistake.#i think if I reset the router tomorrow I can solve this problem but I can also just go elsewhere with better service or wait until I’m home#now it’s a matter of pride. and also free 4*/I have nothing better to do because I’m stuck here until Tuesday.#<- this is all normal behavior by the way. who doesn’t spend 8 hours ramming their head against a problem every once and a while. enrichment#mine#oh I forgot. i also looked into cloning the app but that would cost money for something that might not even work.#‘just log out and make an alt’ and risk losing my account? I’m stupid enough to overwrite it on accident.
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