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Alexis Mata — A Day in the Cactus Valley (oil on canvas 2024)

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welcome to roguelike deckbuilding maidcafe can i. um. actually i don't know how any of that works i just work here here's some. uh. cards, right...? deckbuilding has cards? okay you kids have fun. don't go downstairs

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OH NOOO camille wrote music for emilia perez? oof

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when it comes down to it, i think art is like candy. i love candy. most people probably do. you can say things like "a society that does not allow candy is profoundly sick" and like that may be a little dramatic and not grounded in any real examples but it's not necessarily untrue. but when you start saying things like "all of human history is about candy and writing was invented as a way to collect candy recipes" i'm like ehhhh. That's Not Really True

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well i'm in some type of place

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as stupid as it all is, there is something kind of funny about falsely claiming to slash government spending just to turn around and buy into a ponzi scheme at the governmental level. nothing-backed securities. it's fiat currencies all the way down

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on march 13 at 2:26 am eastern time let's all go to outside and look at the moon the look on the man in the moon's face will be reddish

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it's alexander hornedsphere friday !

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discussion notes:

referential: to what literature does the joke refer? why? what are some examples of texts from this literature?

comedic: a setup is given about repetition and then not delivered upon. why?

gastronomic: what happens to avocado halves in the fridge? why?

juxtapositional: why are these events occurring simultaneously? is there any correlation between what "people on here" say and the state of the author's fridge? where is here, and who are people? why is the avocado an alien? is it significant that the events occurring within the referenced body of literature occur thousands of years prior?

conspiratorial: is there any connection between ancient sumeria, avocados, and aliens? did avocados exist at the time this body of literature was written? is this another comedic setup delivered as a dead-end garden path? if so, does that constitute a form of repetition? is there a punchline? and if not, why not?

people on here: "i've been getting really into ancient sumerian fragmentary literature. there's something about the repetition"

half an avocado that i forgot in my fridge:

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it was rescheduled because someone stole all the copper tubing out of the pharmaceutical freezer

doing a frame perfect half a-press at the highway onramp to clip through the map and bypass the unskippable job interview cutscene but i make a complete horlicks of it and the cutscene gets rescheduled for the next in-game day

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doing a frame perfect half a-press at the highway onramp to clip through the map and bypass the unskippable job interview cutscene but i make a complete horlicks of it and the cutscene gets rescheduled for the next in-game day

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preaching to the monastery on this i'm sure, but why is anybody surprised to find that democrats are doing nothing? they just wasted two thirds of a trifecta playing out a geriatric muppet remake of weekend at bernies and then rammed through the vp as candidate with no primary when he shit the bed on live television because they wasted the campaign year on the obviously wrong assumption that he wouldn't succumb to dementia before ballots were counted. doing nothing is not a change of pace for them. i can only conclude these are the fevered ramblings of a public that cannot conceptualize anything more complicated than a superhero breakfast cereal marketing tie-in

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people on here: "i've been getting really into ancient sumerian fragmentary literature. there's something about the repetition"

half an avocado that i forgot in my fridge: