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there is something inherently comical about erotic fanfiction authors complaining about ai generated slop. you are mad the slop market became oversaturated? you only enjoy the finest handcrafted slop?

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a tyrannosaur fossil has been uncovered in a tar pit riding a complete penny farthing bicycle, explaining why their arms were able to get so short while still remaining so tyrannosaurical. it is believed that no other late cretaceous velocipedes survive in the paleontological record, either because they were made out of eco-friendly and wholly decomposable sticks and leaves or because all of the other dinosaurs seeing a t-rex ride a bicycle directly into a tar pit killed the trend

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i feel that we as a society have not really scratched the surface of combined emoji

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bf's bf will not stop saying things like "imagine a romantic comedy between two sleep paralysis demons. like if they had a whole alternate world. and they all work the night shift" like man c'mon you could make at least $6,000 off a kickstarter tv show scam with that don't just give it away for free

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ah fuck. who taught the mime necromancy

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POV you do not belong in party city

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Party City’s product development team was recalled two weeks ago from its yearly trip with vendors and told to return home immediately, according to a former Party City corporate office employee, who wished to remain anonymous because they were not authorized to speak to the media. The team was told the company believed the trip posed a safety risk, because Party City had stopped paying its suppliers.

POV nobody belongs in party city

POV you do not belong in party city

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one thing about drag competitions is none of the judges have any experience using a microphone

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i think the funniest part of physics in no man's sky is -- aside from black holes being einsten-rosen bridges usable as spaceship portals, which like, fine, it's a video game -- they always send you about 7,000 lightyears closer to the center of the galaxy. like yeah. that makes sense actually. the output end of the tunnel should be heavier, shouldn't it. and then, to further complicate matters for reasons i don't fully understand, if you go to a black hole on the outer rim of the galaxy, it can transport you hundreds of thousands of lightyears closer to the center. why it does this in-game i couldn't say (it has to do with how star addresses are stored and is not an intentional feature) but again, in like a hypothetical real world model sense, it kind of works. like yeah of course all mid-region black holes would transport you a similarly short distance, because all they have to eat is like stellar gases and maybe a couple virtual particles or whatever. but when you're on the outer rim it might have a dark matter halo to pull from, significantly extending the distance that the heavier, output end gravitates toward the center. this presupposes a type of dark matter that does not interact (or weakly interacts) with conventional matter, but can interact with black holes, which is also kind of funny

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H-O-H-O HOHOHO

did you hear chappell roan is releasing a holiday version of hot to go

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did you hear chappell roan is releasing a holiday version of hot to go

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i said the words "uranium glass" to my man and he won't stop saying "uranus ass"

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my man accidentally got me into this french police procedural

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gosh, there sure are a lot of things you could say about this

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my cubes are almost ready

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i'm charging up my cubes

my cubes are almost ready

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my cubes are almost ready