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#spent all this time making a dragon curled onto a tree#and it looked like absolute garbage#best I could do#onto the next one#thinking stop motion animation#I have a story idea
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Im soooo weak to when Bond is like casually being used or exploited at his expense for some ostensible Greater Good except the situation doesn't HAVE to come to that, not really, and he's so inured and even numb to it that he barely pays it any mind; meanwhile, Q absolutely minds and is very indignant on his behalf and works overtime to like either try to avert or forestall the situation before it gets to the point where Bond has to dig his own claws into more of his soft underbelly to offer up on the sacrificial alter of politics of all tawdry things, or to manufacture a way in which he does the needless "needful" so as to spare Bond at least one unnecessary additional wound upon his psyche.
bonus if Bond finds out and maybe after being angry or indignant about it - I don't need you to do my job for me, Q, this is what I'm here to do - and either Q tells him/lets slip or he deduces that like, this isn't Q thinking he can't get the job done, this is Q finding him precious and worthy of protecting, and like. he's just very in awe of that and does in fact feel very safe and cherished within the cradle of his Quartermaster's regard
#00q#of like... yes it's constant surveillance. but also it's like. constantly having a companion & constantly having an all-seeing eye#looking out for you and reaching out to influence your life#I'd imagine it's very like religion (*puts a Bond thought bubble on this*)#it's the Take Me to Church-ism of it all#lmao I didn't start this off as a web-weaving but now I'm weaving it into a web#but yeah in this fic - looked it up it's Playing the Part - this other rando agent is like. is he in your ear rn? the Quartermaster?#and the guy is like. I don't know how you handle it‚ being under his watch all the time. I know he's supposed to be your guardian angel but#I hope I never come to his attention‚ I don't want him to care enough to know a thing about me.#and it's sooo so interesting in the context of Q and this like. pathological need for omniscience we often assign him#cuz yeah it COULD be very oppressive and overbearing#but like. I think it complements Bond's Ambiguous Disorders a lot bc it WOULD read to Bond as Caring#like so much of his life doesn't belong to himself anyway so a lot of the puppeting is old hat#but what a novelty to have someone who does it not because they want something from him or because of what he can do for them#but because they care so deeply about *him* as to want to do right by him and look out for his well-being#also sidebar'ing back but like there's a lot stupid about Business English but 'do the needful' is probably one of if not THE dumbest thing#I've ever heard or seen in my life. like. absolute epitome of garbage bullshit bureaucracy-speak nonsense and I know I'm getting into dicey#territory cuz despite whatever origin it may have had it's seen more today as an Indianism. but still like in and of itself it's such#a dumb phrase. and speaks to such a height of bureacracy & it's like. you don't have to say it like that. there are other words you can use#okay anyway. back to 00q#somehow I've brought this into 'blasphemy but make it sexy. as a treat' lmao but yeah... Q as Bond's wrathful & jealous God....#WAIT another web weaving. Ulysses when Bond is like. no not a guardian angel. Q is his patron deity his household god. mm yes *chefs kiss*
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i get such a sense of primal envy when looking at edwin’s clothes up close because god you can just tell his coat is real wool and made to last and not cheap flimsy mass produced garbage and auggagghhhh that was just STANDARD in his time. by no means am i saying i was #borninthewronggeneration because i like having vaccines and household appliances but. man. to have a personally-tailored coat like that that’d last for years and years……. and fabrics of fine thread-dense quality………. if only
#edwin would be so disgusted by shein products can you fucking imagine#i mean he’d be disgusted by most mass produced brand/off-brand clothing but fast fashion shit like that would be the Worst#thank god for the fact that I don’t think anyone in the group would wear that kinda shit. for wildly different reasons#crystal wouldn’t because why the fuck would she. she can afford the most expensive high quality shit on the market. and even if she goes#thrifting you can just tell if something looks/feels like cheap garbage she’d not even touch it#niko’s a fashion icon and constantly changing her outfits BUT she seems like the type who loves repurposing old clothing/re-arranging things#in her wardrobe and making different combinations rather than buying new clothes all the time and wasting perfectly good clothing#plus she wasn’t raised in America and likely did not get normalized to fast fashion#charles doesn’t because. well#you know.#ghost. and whatnot#even so I doubt his parents bought him clothes that often so he’d have to either save up the money to buy stuff he wants (probably thrifted)#or repurpose old clothes in various ways. his coat absolutely looks high quality and I bet he saved up like crazy for it#rambling#edwin#dead boy detectives#edwin payne
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#kim seokjin#jeon jungkook#jinkookedit#btsgif#btsedit#absolute fave dweebs#*#seokjin#jungkook#hello good evening have some terrible gifs xo#i have forgotten how to color and not make things look like garbage anyway#im just going to leave this here and dip
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anyway go my kyokura beams
#trying really hard to blast my followers with my favorite characters#when 1. im not even halfway through this massive game#and 2. my very favorite characters and favorite ship are of like… middling popularity so far.#You will look at them.#the hundred line#kyokura#kyorara#there are even more names for it bc the fandom hasnt settled in yet but im not doing all that#kurara oosuzuki#kyoshika magadori#thllda#basilposting#boy the tumblr mobile alt text editor is absolute garbage#i should put these on bsky maybe#kurashika
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hey siri play mastermind
#bbc dracula#dracula 2020#dracula#dracula bbc#claes bang#*mine#*mine:gifs#i love how these looks like absolute garbage on my phone lol
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them making t.o.p.‘s character in squid games a drug addict is sooo 😭😭 knowing that k-netizens will freak while the west does not gaf
#luna’s logbook ┊͙ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈#top bigbang#squid game 2#thanos squid game#it actually healed my inner child seeing him so goofy knowing how s. korea treated him when he’s like#one of the only bigbang members that’s NOT problematic#looking at YOU seungri you absolute piece of human garbage
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WIP Having a lot of fun with joelthur, a loooot of fun, lemme cook chat lemme cook
#malevolent#Arthur Lester#john doe malevolent#noel finley#detective noel#charlie dowd#joelthur#this comic aka John being an absolute menace to Arthur#Noel is here for it#ngl I also wanted to show off the first panel hrrrnggggg#careful hand placement my beloved#hands manipulating fabric oughhhhhh#an ass that doesn’t look like total garbage we’re so back
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((please rb if you vote! obv this is just silly but im curious+wanna see ppls opinions<3))
#considered including cigarette butts and 'random green goop puddle' and a few other things but ultimately decided against it#so absolutely tell me if that was a mistake#ive never made a poll before! just thot itd be fun:]#garbage repeats as a gag across all kindsa media is SO funny to me for some reason#point+click games... childrens cartoons... comics of all kinds... so much dumpster diving#smth gets tossed & clangs+clatters a ruckus. smth else is yote+squeaks like a rubber duck. smth else flies by+makes an unseen cat caterwaul#how many people are throwing away perfectly intact fish skeletons in all these worlds across time & space#whats up with that#lmao#anyway. i desperately need to sleep but Cant so made this instead. cant tell if its funny or no but#who can tell! and hopefully if i typoed or anyth it wont be too bad when i look back at this lmao#ok byeeeee. mwah#bee speaks#polls#OMG JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO INCLUDE CDs....... well pretend i left it out on purpose ig. bc obv EVERYONE would vote for cds if they could
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between Dread continuing from a game on GBA (and really every game prior to that too) and Prime 4 continuing from 2 games on GameCube and Original DS, Metroid has the longest narrative endurance of any multi-creator series I've ever seen. Threads left in stasis decades ago when the series was shelved picked right back up once development resumes—an entire generation of developers later—like nothing ever happened
#metroid#time to play Hunters#I literally wrote like 2 months ago “if they do this right Sylux will be a series household name the same way Dread is now”#theyre doing it#honestly footage they showed looks like absolute garbage though.#utterly unevolved gameplay with worse graphics and animation than Prime Remastered#hopefully it's an extremely alpha engine version with overdeveloped visuals for a teaser.#pray it's another dread/luigis mansion 3/fe echoes scenario where the barebones trailer footage doesnt do the real game justice#currently a Prime Remastered romhack would look and play better than what they showed#and shots STILL dont even cast light. How are you supposed to have immersive environmental atmospherics without dynamic lighting#the Gamecube games UNDERSTOOD that. N64 GAMES UNDERSTOOD THAT#bloom and 4k rendering fog haze doesnt do anything but dilute atmosphere. clarity is what makes graphical engines feel rich#anyways samus' Prime 4 suit design is Peak. THATS Samus. not this form fitting “Zero Suit+Armor” early game bs from the new 2Ds (love u)#ALSO METROIDS ACTUALLY BEING DEPLOYED AS WEAPONS [homer rain gif]
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'To your station.'
#Frank being a proud papa. This is his equivalent of rocking up to his kids sports matches and yelling too enthusiastically#I really like the colours on this set but the quality is kinda ass not totally sure why#I tried so many different ways but they all looked terrible!#I think its the darkness maybe? I also tried to do the very dark pub scene but it looks like absolute garbage.#frank harkness#Patrice Harkness#slow horses#slow horses season 4
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Why does Vassago already have merch, we haven't even met him yet
#Celtrist#cel rambles#I don't particularly care how abundant the merch is on shark robot#It literally feels like they'll take a scrap of anything and make it a pin#Like the Moxie Antartica pin Really sir and a bunch others where they're just a random frame from the show#I mean they're FUN frames at least but I swear I've seen some real random ones that don't even make sense to be a pin#AND I'M SORRY WHY DO THEY HAVE SO MUCH MERCH OF CHARACTERS THAT I CAN'T IMAGINE BEING THOUGHT TWICE ABOUT#Sallie Mae fine I can see why people like her and want merch#Chaz is pushing it especially seeing as he's pretty dead but fine I suppose he has his fans#Glitz and Glam? Okay you already fucked up not going with their beta designs but who really was looking at them and thinking “I want merch”#But fine. I'm sure they have their fans#BUT FREAKING MUFFY?? THE VET RECEPTIONIST? WHO TF WAS ASKING FOR A PIN OF HER? DID YOU EVEN KNOW HER NAME?#They do that shit all the time and it aggravates me. They seem to go by a “quantity over quality” thing.#Which their quality is great btw but the quantity of things they have for characters that don't even matter and are seen once is rediculous#Also when I was gonna look up when we were gonna meet Vassago I saw he was an overlord in the pilot#Curious if that's gonna stay. What's to say overlords can't be hellborns or goetia#Is he a goetia? Not sure.#P-point is I like their merch and the new batch seems to mostly be uniquely made to be merch and I like that#But the amount of “garbage” (that's mean but best way I can put it) merch that has a character little to no one would care about#Or is essentially JUST a screen grab from the show is annoying and just pointlessly fills the shop pages#And while I see from a business perspective why they'd put Vassago out especially since some already like him#I also just think it's silly for him to already have merch when we haven't seen his character other than in the trailer#Surprised they don't have merch of satan out yet lol#Okay but I would've approved only so they could make a krampus joke with him#Granted I don't care about Helluva as much as Hazbin#But can't help to be more critical of it when it has a lot of problems Hazbin has aside from pacing#But absolutely NO excuse or leeway for the reason of the sloppy writing that's present#Lemme reiterate my good ol' phrase here:#You're not in the Sonic fandom for like 22 yrs and don't learn to be critical of the media you enjoy lol#rant
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dragon age 2 | isabela
#isabela#dragon age 2#dragon age#btw if anyone knows how to prevent the shadows on characters from being absolute pixelated garbage in da2 pls let me know#(garbage shadows not visible here through the power of ~*editing*~)#on my hands and knees begging#my only solution thus far is to turn the graphics down to low - but that sends everyone straight to low(er) polygon hell lmao#i've even tried editing the .ini and setting shadows to off(?) but that doesn't seem to change anything T_T#anyway enough about that. here's isabela!#hilariously hawke is just out of frame because i didn't tell her to hold position far enough away#she's mid-stretch-animation but it looks like she's leaning toward the camera like she's sad and wants to be in the pic too XD#da#da2#i made this
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Lighting a candle to mourn the fact the ghoul in this upcoming fallout show has been majorly toned down to make him 'sexy'. Please. he's so smooth. his complexion is immaculate. why. where are the wrinkles. where are the burns. Where's my delicious ghoul flesh Grit. Do these people not understand that ghouls were sexy before being slathered in moisturiser and attacked with sandpaper? He looks like he smells like baby powder
#fallout#Devotio Newsletter#i hate to say it but this show absolutely looks like it's going to churn out like hot garbage#for many reasons not just because the ghoul has babyface lmao#the set design looked really cool but then they've given the whole thing a very generic wash and i'm so sad
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Thank God for strutty ass JoJo posing characters because God damn do they make good reference. *Context In making fanart of Siffrin using a pose of Venom from Guilty Gear. Iykyk which pose I'm referring to from his instant kill*
#This is gonna either look really good or like absolute garbage when its done#siffrin#venom guilty gear#Im working on the sketch rn but hopefully I'll have something to show later today#been needing to work on a substantial art piece
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Week two of the Bonfire Art Bash: Storytelling! I always enjoyed those colouring/story combo books as a kid and wanted to continue this year's personal theme of "things I could hand/mail to their characters' owners if they wanted them," so I made a trio of colouring pages, then coloured them myself! Gave it a stained glass look too, both because that makes it more satisfying to colour (for me, anyway) and because it's a neat effect that's easy to pull off—avoid large uninterrupted swaths of space and repeating the same exact colour next to itself and you're golden.
Bonus: the heights of the characters aren't quite square but they were designed to make one big continuous image if you hide the "middle" borders!
#xellart#stvbb24#stvbb2024#world of warcraft#fanart#artists on tumblr#alex#andrea witterel#everyone except the three main people are my alts#it would have been a great spot to fit more bashgoers in#but then if two people from the same one took me up on the offer to mail them the originals I'd be in a pickle#the marker paper I bought for this is absolute hot garbage btw#it SORT of lends to the stained glass effect a little?#but it was a nightmare to work with#and hq markers really shouldn't look like that#I have no idea where my 'good' marker paper is though so alas#we do what we must etc#pandaren#night elf#kul tiran#human#dwarf#goblin#blood elf#tauren#also tumblr is probably the best place online for a triptych#since you can have three images in a row#patreon and bluesky not so much heh#also I just posted this to IP by accident#the idea of having to rewrite my tag storm and all my image descriptions broke my heart a little
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