#and it is so loud

[stealingpotatoes]

Tucker isn't a fan of thunderstorms.

[anxiousangerball]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

[moonsickwolf]

I am not a person!! I am a vessel for others enjoyment!!! It is why I scream and no one moves, it doesn't matter until I am useless to them. Then they come by the withering corpse to poke it until it dances to please them!!! I can't do it for myself I must do it for them, what other purpose is there? I can't live for myself, it is selfish. I am not made for love I am made to please, I was bred to please, I was taught to please.

Who cares for my tears and blood!! Watch them fall as I serve the king and their court! Limp bodies commit nothing and do no work, lift them up and force the spirit back. Work isn't done. I was born to please. Who am I if not the people's parade? Is eternal punishment the price of being alive? Will servitude make me redeemable enough for you?

Does my weeping entertain you enough? I've given everything to the stranger you think I should be, but I'll never be enough. I don't have enough to give. I can't make more. Please take my weak heart so I can't feel sorrow anymore, please take my broken mind so I can't think of violence anymore.

Will you forgive me.

I just want to be anything but a rabid dog. I need to be fixed, to be cured. Why do I bite if I was meant to serve?

[nordsea-horizons]

lily’s home on nixie, with video bc the ✨vibes✨🌱🫧🍀

[amygdalae]

another underrated moment: Laios casts waterwalking

[minecraftorangesheepjpg]

"However, there is no award for accidentally befriending the most groomers. If there was though, it would probably go to me"

[calamitys-child]

One of my favourite mundane weirdnesses about Edinburgh is that we set the big clock visible approaching the station to be 3 minutes fast to make sure people are on time for their trains. My Favourite mundane weirdness of Edinburgh is that we check this by firing a cannon.

[l3irdl3rain]

annual post telling people to stop slandering “kill shelters” as if they want to euthanize healthy animals. stop believing the evil kill shelter narrative and instead consider how bad it would be for the animals if we had no open intake shelters.

[hyunpic]

hyunjin — 2024 sbs gayo daejeon

[pangur-and-grim]

he was worrying this coat like a pitbull while everyone cheered

[madohomurat]

trans women are everywhere and are so eager to be seen and heard but only if they feel safe around you. if you hardly ever have trans women interacting with you, especially online, then consider there might be a reason for that and you should address it

[the-barefoot-hatter]

Triangle solo

[sfiyayaya]

gay people can’t just say “I love you” they gotta pull some crazy shit like this

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

mating press position but we're both t guys using a double ended dildo so I'm fucking myself while fucking you

[lazylittledragon]

i need guenhwyvar to be Cat so bad

[cozmic-ash]

so I played through Origins again and there's this middle-aged man 🫣

Amrynn the Hero of Ferelden will smooch him, so help me God

why did they do him so fucking dirty in Trespasser anyway lol 😭 I'm half convinced he was originally meant to be an entirely different character and then last minute they were like, 'hey let's make him Teagan instead' but didn't change anything about his design. But it IS really funny when your Inquisitor rides up to the exalted council and looks up at him and he's just mean mugging the FUCK out of you