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lichqueenlibrarian · 10 days ago
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Spock, making eye contact and giving Evan his full attention: you are experiencing vasodilation?
Evan: cultural misunderstanding, for humans that’s giving someone “the eye”
HOLD ON. hold on a second. PROLONGED EYE CONTACT IS flirting??????
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omatoxin · 3 months ago
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fish song
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hexjulia · 26 days ago
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i don't even know what to say. Apparently my brother has been sending doja cat (singer) recipe links as instagram dms for literal YEARS now because he doesn't know an easy way to bookmark them in the app. Which led to an attempt to save recipes by just linking them to celebrities who he assumes aren't checking their dms anyways. this lifehack got him blocked by mac demarco and lorde however. Doja never blocked or responded so he just continued to use her inbox to save insta recipes. FOR YEARS.
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frankierotwinkdeath · 7 months ago
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Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her
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crabussy · 2 years ago
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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when a song has a callback to earlier songs on the same album or even songs from a previous album. that’s the good shit right there
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drops-of-universe · 1 year ago
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I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive
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arinmoss · 5 months ago
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Chappell Roan :3 prints here!
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priintaniere · 6 months ago
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i can be your chimra....or yuor dungeon lord
※ please do not repost my art ※   ➜ commission and ko-fi links in bio
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regicidal-defenestration · 10 months ago
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A bus is basically the classic thing to wait in the rain for
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angelofdumpsterfires · 3 months ago
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how i feel about all the changes in s3
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applestruda · 10 months ago
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Chemical overreaction / compound fracture
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mutant-girl-mintt · 9 months ago
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MESMERIZER
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frostedpuffs · 1 year ago
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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overlymetaromantic · 9 months ago
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Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought
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n4rval · 8 months ago
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i lied. here's a bonus.
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