#and im just like??? no???? Zelda is more than just a girl in a dress???? what are you on

[joshuamj]

man, some people really do just be making wild assumptions about people's intents huh 😔

(keep on seeing people giving the Side Eye to those who want Zelda to be able to wield a sword, and asking them why they want her to be a "Link clone." Like bro. bro. Wanting her to be able to fight doesn't mean that people want her to be a Link clone. This isn't some hidden misogyny or anything like u think. And letting her fight with a sword and shield doesn't automatically make her "basically" link, or make her being the protagonist pointless. like bro Link is more than just his sword. And even if Zelda's combat was identical to Link's, she's still more than that. I genuinely don't get why people keep on saying stuff like this.)

[jorvikzelda]

Also got this positively adorable snapshot of Zelda Bowsmith and Heavyheart while window-shopping in Global Store. they're mirroring each other 🥺 its like a little dance! striking a lil pose !

[girlboypersonthingy]

Can I request Matt with a cosplayer s/o? I can totally see them doing cosplay couples such as Link and Zelda, David and Lucy, Zhongli and Tartaglia, Jean and Lisa... And please could It be fluff (and maybe something spicy If you want)? Thank you!! 🩷

PLZ IM SO WEAK FOR THIS REQUEST OML !!! Thank you for this 🙏🏻 also sorrrryyyyy this took me literally forever to get to. ENJOY~

Note: FUCK IT!!!! TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY IDCCCC

Cosplay Couple 🧡

This dweeb would for sure be the one to bring all the ideas to you. I could see him running up to you, practically shaking from excitement as he takes a deep breath then tells you his thoughts.

“Link and Zelda, hm? That sounds fun but Link is canonically shorter than Zelda sooo…”

If you’re shorter than him, he’s immediately like “HELL YEAH!!! ILL BE THE PRINCESS. IM GONNA WEAR A DRESS!”

If you’re taller than him, he immediately gets flirty. “Oooh~ I can’t wait to see you dressed up like a princess. You’re gonna be so freaking adorbs.”

Honestly he gives zero fucks about gender roles and stuff like that. If he wants to dress as a female character, he will. And he won’t do some gender bent version of it, he’s going full out girly girl.

But he likes dressing as male and other gendered characters too. He just likes to cosplay his fav characters and sometimes his favs are girls. 🤷🏻 whatevs

Will absolutely take you to comicon or any other fun convention. He’d be running around like a kid in a candy store with $100.

Might even get too excited. Like running into people, tripping and falling type excited. You may have to hold his hand or put him on one of those money backpack leash things for kids lmao

Will also beg you like a million times to take pics of him with any cosplayers that he thinks are really cool and well done.

Fucking cutie dork is like ✌🏻😃 in every pic

Also asks several different people at different times throughout the day to take pics of you two together and when he looks back at the photos, he smiles all big.

At some point, he’ll drag you off to a private corner or to a single stall bathroom or even back to the car to dishevel your costume a bit with gentle groping and touches as you guys sloppily make out.

Probably messes up your hair, wig, makeup. Maybe all three. You might have to tell him to chill out cuz he’ll totally try to take you back home for some quality time together right now.

If yall are more into the ‘cosplay for a video and post it online but don’t leave the house’ thing, he’s totally fine with that too.

He wouldn’t care if no one even saw your cosplays but each other bc either way, it’s a lot of fun and he loves the quality time spent with you.

Always asks you to help with the makeup part of any cosplay. I couldn’t see him being very good with makeup so he’s gonna rely on you.

Also he sucks bc you’ll take hours to get into your cosplay, trying to perfect your look and Matt will ruin it all with his big, grabby hands and his soft, slobbery lips within minutes.

But god forbid you wreck his cosplay from being all handsy and kissy, he’ll pout about it for the rest of the day.

“Aawwww, (Y/N)!!! No! Why?! I looked so goooddddd, ugh!”

Back to the ‘fuck gender roles’ thing…Matt would find you so fucking hot cute in any cosplay, regardless of your gender or the characters’ gender.

If you are a fem who wants to dress as a masc character, he’s like 😍🥵

If you are a masc who wants to dress as a fem character, he’s like 😳🥰

If you’re anything in between or non binary or whatever, he doesn’t care. He vibes with you soooo heavy so your looks or your sexuality or your gender identity don’t bother him. If anything, your unique sense of yourself makes him adore you even more.

ALSO ALSO same goes with height, weight, skin color. If you wanna cosplay a character that actually looks nothing like you, is way taller than you or way thinner than you, he’s there to help you get it as accurate as you can

Tells you at least 100 times that it’s just dress up and doesn’t have to be perfect

But also tells you you’re always perfect in the same breath

He’ll support you in any way no matter what.

[jxsterr]

bro your account is literally perfect. one of the best zelink ones i’ve ever seen and i think your interpretation of them is perfect!! what’s your opinion on t4t zelink?

YOURE SO SWEET WHAT THE HELL 😭😭😭😭 thank you omg that’s the sweetest ask ive ever gotten

as for opinions?? my opinion is yes. why wouldn’t they. it’s the most delicious hc out there and it does wonders at weeding out the weird fans

i haven’t honestly thought about it much because i enjoy it in passing but i’m definitely for ftm link with his funky new zonai post transition scars bc that’s SICK and he deserves at least one scar that isn’t the worst thing ever. zelda?? honest to god with all of the trauma she’s been through and all of the disconnect within herself i’d say like a nonbinary she/her if ygm?? an occasional she/they if she feels like it?? like the pronouns are just the equivalent of cosplaying a girl bc zelda’s been jumbled up so violently from everything that’s happened to her—from everything pre calamity with her father and her powers, her lack of self identity because she wasn’t allowed to present herself how she pleased when everything rested on her shoulders, trying to find herself Post calamity and figure out what she’s meant to do or even Be now that her one true purpose had been completed, and then the whole thing of being turned into a DRAGON and back—you cannot tell me she isn’t like scrambled egg on the inside.

link feels like the kinda guy to be like “idk i had tits and now i don’t” shrug whereas zelda has this 5 paged essay on everything that lead up to her identity LMFAO

because she’s so interesting to me right. i feel like she’d just kinda leave herself alone bc she’s been through enough without anything else on top, but i feel if she was to get anything done it’d just be top surgery so she could feel more In Control of her appearance?? and that’d be it?? bc dresses with boobs would have her a little :/ because they’re Okay she supposes but the dress Could look nicer without them, so link would sit there and help her bandage them down to see how she’d feel about it (also because he has an ungodly supply of bandages) and then watching something Click inside of her and who better to do such a task than purah???

(link stresses about it for the next 3-5 business days)

cuz i’m still big on zelda wearing a lot more neutral clothing purely bc we saw that her preferred way of dressing was her travel clothes right, and she’s always seemed more of a trousers gal than anything, so i can’t get into the idea of her purely wearing dresses post calam and totk like some people have bc every dress she’s worn. right. has had an air of Ambiguity around it. i think especially her prayer dress and zonai dress but i think that’s because of the total absence of straps or sleeves to them, so i feel like she’d wear dresses like that just for comfort but for any others?? boobs gotta go im sorry it’s just how it is

i’m also a huge fan of link being the more like. Seasoned of the two about transitioning and whatnot because obviously he would’ve had a lot more room to explore this sort of thing (esp with how little she could do w rhoam lord have mercy). so every question she’d have she’d go running to him for once instead of the books and Then him

“pardon me if i’m being intrusive, but was the surgery.. painful?”

“nah. not too bad. purah numbed me”

“you let.. purah..????”

she’d be stood in front of a mirror in their house and squinting at her own reflection, asking, “something feels wrong. i can’t tell what it is, but something feels misplaced on me.” and link peers over to have a look and he’s absolutely mystified because she’s literally gorgeous there isn’t a damn thing wrong with her—and then she starts focusing on her chest, looking at it from the side, squishing it down with scrutinising eyes to see if they’d look better flat and ah. it makes sense now. so, as i said earlier, he helps her bind, makes sure it isn’t too tight and always keeps an eye on how long she’s been wearing it (she is horribly forgetful after all), lets her comb through his ridiculously extensive wardrobe to see what pieces fit where and how to figure out how she wants her clothes to fit, then taking her down to sayge to retailor some old clothes he doesn’t mind her having once they figure it out, helping her figure out the terms and pronouns she’s comfortable with, just the most useful and best supporter you could ever ask for in the beginning of your transition.

I REALISE IVE RAMBLED OOPS but hey maybe when i get through the ridiculous backlog of fics i have i’ll do a little oneshot about this cuz it’s CUTE and so full of zelink potential

tldr. zelda’s this fuckin. she/they ass nb with a complex relationship with gender and her presentation and then link is just. a Guy. in the least straight way possible. he’s simple

i appreciate u sm for making me think about this more……: my little blorbos…

[weirdmageddon]

davejade is so zelink

at first i was like “theyre nothing alike fym. i mean i can see dave and link but jade and zelda seem so different” but then i thought about it

the girls living in a tower have a strong personality and love science technology and flora and fauna but are so tangled up in being lonely ultra powerful plot devices. also im pretty sure jade’s dream self being awake on prospit the kingdom of light for as long as she could remember and staring into the clouds of skaia that forecast events is something idk

chill impassive “just some guy” knight with a “flair for the absurd” who has to send his broken legendary sword, that’s said to defeat a big tyrannical muscly green guy, back in time to unfuck it to complete a timeloop. and constantly breaks swords

also he drops the g off of -ing sometimes so it’s like -in’. and whatever this mhm yep mhm stuff is. and gaslighting people for fun

btw link would probably fuse a snoop dogg snow cone machete if given the opportunity. also unreal air is absolutely something he would deploy ad infinitum for a vertical boost or just grind down rails on and then ragdoll when it breaks into artifact dust

he dies—or almost dies—in her arms (interestingly while she wears a strapless dress) and gets revived later

theres a frog at one point

theres plenty of differences though these are all rather superficial. narratively they’re very different which is why i was like “huh…i dont see it” at first

the biggest major difference in terms of arcs is that jade never harbored an attitude or jealousy towards dave at any point. shes not really a jealous person, and she doesnt take dave’s cool exterior seriously she just humors him

and when she did once compare her progress to theirs it was never with resentment. but also dave reassured her really damn quick about it while link’s lack of communication allowed zelda’s doubts to fester

even though i love them both jade’s just plain more agreeable than zelda haha. she’s not like “augh it comes so easy to him” she’s like “wow that’s so cool that comes so easy to him!!!”

edit: oh fuck the yearning we gotta talk about the separation and yearning

[kurokmask]

now that we are on Link topic. do you have any other hcs that you've not included in the fanfic? like extra info and stuff?

sorry for the late answer, college blah blah blah

there's lots that haven't made it in explicitly, but they're all still swimming in my head when im writing him. this is gonna be disorganized, sorry!

Link likes being told what to do. secretly he likes having other ppl’s expectations on him bc it gives him security, so he doesn't have to think about who he is

not Link, but every version of OoT Zelda I write is transmasc, whether thats something Zelda is truly aware of or not.

again not Link but Cremia was supposed to have a hot Gerudo pirate gf 💔 sorry girl

I kind of regret not doing more with the Ocarina of Time, and time travel in general. Like, towards the end, Link would definitely try to use it, right? I think I'm going to do a major overhaul of the Termina arc soon.

Link can cannot write more than his name.

Link was originally going to be very open about his past adventures. But i decided bottling everything up and feeling ashamed about it and letting it fester like a rotting wound would be sadder :)

sexuality was going to be a concept i explored in the fic. ultimately i wanted to keep it a T rating so i didn't do this, but. it was definitely a thing! cut things include lotsssss of Sheik baggage, boyish feelings about Kafei, weird fierce deity sex dreams and um. remember Javert?

Javert and Link wereeee... supposed to fuck! I even wrote a before and after scene LOLLL. Javert was going to play a more important role in general, being a semi-reoccurring character. He was planned to be Link's kind of """only friend""" in Castletown. Link was drawn to him because of how much older and experienced he was, and Javert took pity on Link, both in a sort of genuine but also kind of overbearing way. ultimately Link got annoyed by him pretty quickly and once he started to get to know Malon he basically ghosted him. another example of how Link struggles to balance relationships, especially those who really care for him. obviously i. didn't go further with this. but it was planned for about a year before I scrapped it. But i hope you reread their scene together to pick up on some vibes.....

since im already being disgusting um. bottom. praise kink. but he never really finds this out. how sad.

when i was first conceptualizing his character, i was actually going to write link as bipolar. I ended up writing him more adhd/autism as thats closer to my own personal experience. but its still in the back of my mind, and it definitely manifests more as he gets older. but this man has so much going on please project anything you want on him and its real he has it

OoT Link is the only Link i hc as cis bc only a cis man would fumble the bag THIS bad. put those tights on boy

i have a weird hyper-specific modern au where he's living in 1998 germany with his little brother (whos just young link). they play ddr together, he goes to acid techno raves, and dresses like this

again, in a modern au, Link would be a total audiophile. his favorite musicians would be Kate Bush, Fiona Apple, Talking Heads, the Prodigy, Devo, the Mountain Goats, Modest Mouse, Nirvana, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Bjork, the Magnetic Fields-- ok ill stop

if he was an Animal Crossing villager he'd be a gold wolf with the Jock personality

that's all i can think of right now, I'm sure more will come to me and I'll write them here. thanks for the ask, thanks so much for the interest!!!!!

[dont-leafmealone]

Tysm for the tag @juniperhillpatient!

10 Characters 10 Fandoms (roughly) 10 Tags

Jet (Avatar: The Last Airbender) - y'all already knew he was gonna be on here, I am unable to resist the allure of a tragic anti-hero. He's a single mom. He's a war criminal. He's always chewing a stupid piece of wheat and Y'know what? He makes it work.

Lucy Gray Baird (The Hunger Games/Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes) - my bestie my girlie <3 I love a gal who's the main character in a murder ballad and knows it. Broke President Snow's heart. Fashion icon. The Appalachian rep we all deserve <3

Anathema Device (Good Omens) - I love witch characters and Anathema is possibly the coolest one. Environmentalist queen. Unfortunately tied to the most Boring dude in the history of literature and television but what are you gonna do. Wears wool dresses! Rides a bike! Is nice to kids!

James Norrington (Pirates of the Carribbean) - I was obsessed with this character for a while. I named a Minecraft villager after him. I cried when the Minecraft villager died. All things considered I like Will and Elizabeth slightly more but they're two people so James is the tiebreaker <3

Aunt Zelda Heap (Septimus Heap) - This is a lady who eats cabbage and nothing else. Who has a cat who is a duck (or vice versa). She wears a giant quilted dress and lives in a swamp and brews magical potions and I want her life so bad.

Max Mayfield (Stranger Things) - MAX! my sweetie pie max <3 I love her so much. She's such a brat, she reminds me a lot of my little sister who I don't always get along with but love a whole lot. She's very cool, first person to introduce El to the concept of autonomy which we love her for, AND she gets to date Lucas (who's really Goals as a partner, if I could I would count him here too).

Blue Sargent (The Raven Cycle) - I don't know how to articulate how I feel about Blue exactly, like. her whole backstory is amazing (being raised in a house full of lady psychics while NOT being psychic herself but having Other abilities) and then she just gets looped into the weirdest plot possible and just hangs with it like a pro. Lot of respect <3 also every outfit she wears in the books seems like exactly something I'd wear.

Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) - God, I love this kid so much. The narration of those books is peak, Rick Riordan put so much PERSONALITY into Percy and he's just. Such a cute kid. He loves his mom and wants nothing more than for her to be safe. He's quippy and very funny and he knows it. He's genuinely scary at times. Amazing character.

Ravi Singh (A Good Girl's Guide To Murder) - honestly such a good sport, if some girl turned up at my door and started grilling me about the murders my brother supposedly committed I would NOT handle it that well. He's a sweet and caring guy, a good boyfriend, funny, and also helps solve murders. Very cool 👍

Grace Chasity (Starkid's Hatchetverse) - A literal bible-thumping puriteen in a way that's genuinely so funny. Manslaughter? A-ok. Dismembering a body? Sure. Terrorizing summer camp with an axe? Why not! Carrying someone's books before marriage? Showering naked?? Smoking weed??? You're literal satan! She's so funny and I would genuinely hate her irl but as a character she's amazing (and Angela Giarratana KILLS her performance it's amazing).

i tag: @prodogg @peony-pearl @futuristicrenaisancebeliever @feruchemical @clearancecreedwatersurvival @haboat @juhanis-litterbox @im-smart-i-swear @takingback-thepenguin

And anyone else who wants to participate! (And if I tagged you don't feel pressured I just tagged everyone I could remember -)

[rivaltrainer]

yeah my name is link man im more well known than lil wayne oh you thought my name was zelda thats a f**king girl's name ive saved the world like fifteen times and saved the princess from demise and i do it all with no help and no advice hey look listen hey look listen you f**kin annoying fairy id rather be forced to listen to constant katy perry i think its time i got some recognition dont you think legend of zelda? screw that legend of link! cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K wears tights every day dont give a damn what you say he's got bigger balls than even evel knievel and he aint gonna stop til the world is free of evil i'll break all your pots and I best not hear your b*tchin ive got the triforce of courage b*tch so you better listen that's right called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now cant back down cant slack now the world needs me to attack now yet im forced to pay out the *ss for these bombs in castle town just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina so i can kick that dumb*ss ganon all the way to argentina cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K wears tights every day dont give a damn what you say he's got bigger balls than even evel knievel and he aint gonna stop til the world is free of evil yo you lowlife elf need a ride up to the north pole santa's got a thing for elves getting his marriage annulled you really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight haha the uggs and skirt fad is so 2008 oh snap, it's ganondorf tryna jock on my style batmans cape lincoln's beard were you dressed by a child youre a ginger with no soul and you look like a fucking troll isnt kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old you think zeldas stupid enough to get kidnapped so often she runs off to my castle into my room and begs to get locked in yeah she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face L-I-N-K? more like L-I-N-gay! man you should've been aborted just like the jersey shore its a damn lie you told about zelda cause she loves my master sword its a shame your whole lifes been a waste trying to rule hyrule cause today will be the day known as the day you got schooled cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K wears tights every day dont give a damn what you say he's got bigger balls than even evel knievel and he aint gonna stop til the world is free of evil

i saw this at the dmv while my documents were being checked and for the rest of the transaction it was all i could think about. asks you can hear

[matchamabs]

BOTW (AND AOC) GALS: RANKED BY HOW PRETTY THEY ARE (part 2 lmao)

remember that load of horseshit i wrote about the hot guys of botw? this one? this is the sequel my dudes. dont expect any good takes cuz ive not grown since the last time i did this. complaints r taken in my asks at ur own fuckin risk 

not terrible! not a fan of the fiercely pinned up fringe but hey what can u do, she’s royalty. she rlly is just. female link tho. esp in botw like those bitches could swap place and u wouldnt know. 5/10 cuz idk shes just. normal. extra point for the big eyebrows tho 6/10 big eyebrows represent. zelda fans dont come after me

i lit cant mark this woman down or my ass will get fried by lightning. questionable armour but its a nintendo game so its out of her control. has a voice like butter melting into caramel melting into chocolate melting into like. fudge or some shit. and then melt that into coffee. thats her voice. girls w big noses r always the cutest tho 8/10 ambitious eyebrow shape but its not gonna take off

i always wanted to squish her forehead and see if it would leave a dent. if she fell do u think like. the forehead would break her fall???? is it like soft and squishy??? the jewellery is an enormous bitch to draw and thinking about it makes me break out in hives. why does she have those dot eyebrows u can only get on mii maker. cute face tho. 7/10 botw voice acting is :/ but aoc voice acting is Beautiful

i only just realise she has like matching nails, eyeshadow n hair dye. idk what the f she used 2 dye her hair. maybe she just smeared some wildberries in it or some shit. either way its a big look but glasses perched on your head and never actually used ESPECIALLY if they’re lenseless makes me want to break stuff so 6/10 ur the hipster of ur time babes. check it

i just. i hate the fringe. i hate it i hate it i hate it why does it look like rolled up blinds. if u pull on the side bits is the fringe gonna come down like a curtain. is that one of her jutsus. i mean not 2 be That Bitch but. she’s paya with makeup. thats it. i still dont hate it tho. 5/10 terf bangs no jutsu

where 2 begin,,,,, ok ill admit, the eyebrows r shorter than impas and the tattoo is longer but like. the similarity is 2 big to make different distinctions. 5/10 brings a new meaning to dressing up in ur grandmas clothes

this is babey. this is what babey looks like. idk how her tiny lil head can hold up that big fuckin crown. neck muscles for Days. unfortunately irritating to draw but i forgive her. 6/10 adorable but get buliara to do your eyeshadow next time :(

gotta admit, the pink is overwhelming. im not a big pink person but like. i do like the hair feathers, very nice touch. somehow has earrings without having ears. beak is cute. overall very cute! 5/10 biased because i want to steal your man

ok now this chick can pull off eyeliner. its the think where u keep adding more eyeliner to even it out but it just goes up ur face except this is a look. again, too much pink, only partially nauseating, and u did screw me on paying for a gerudo outfit so like. 6/10 :( give me a discount next time and the score will change

-100000/10 im gonna fucking put this bitch in the ground

100000/10 ambitious and i like it. milfy dimitrescu has nothin on these bitches. its like if u went to hobbycraft and just rolled in the glitter aisle. u know those like fake sticky earrings that 8 year old girls wear but like. plaster them all over ur body. u are not glittery enough unless the presence of a single light makes ur entire presence seizure inducing. wish i had the presence. the glamour. 

???/10 patricia is the only girl ever

[tsumikoz]

I wanna customise another doll but idk who 2 make....

[wthtorke]

Kofi match up for @sunsetslasher54 !

The info:

I'm non binary but she and her pronouns, I like both girls and guys but I lean more to girls, im 19, im 5'2 and pretty slim. I short yellow dyed hair cut like ramona flowers hair, I love to change my hair color very often. I'm goth so I listen to a lot of goth, punk and metal music, I love to do cool goth makeup and dress really cool and extra clothes and wear huge platforms, I have an addiction and have a bunch of them. I love horror movies especially old slasher films. I love to read, write and sing, my favorite color is purple and I love animal, especially small cute ones like bunnies, I wear a lot of belts, chokers and harnesses too, I love to play video games, especially ones like Zelda and horror games too, my favorite season is fall, and I stay up super late and wake up super late too, I like to go out for walks at night and I love to sit around and do nothing all day but I also love going out and exploring, I have a really hard time making friends and trusting them too because of past issues. I love to watch cartoons like she ra and the owl house, I also like watching some animes too, i spend way to much time on the internet and I hate being in places with a lot of people for to long, I also hate being stared at, I love to eat, especially things like pasta, burgers, and that stuff, I also love to eat sweets and sweet drinks as well. I try to work out but sometimes have no motivation

I match you with Hashori! 

Hashori is 9" tall, so this is what your chart looks like! 

Hashori is leader of the widow clan and a badass yautja written all over. She is also the only Yautja that can speak english near fluently so far, so you’d have no problems communicating. Regarding your fashion sense, Hashori loves it. She is into leather straps herself, so seeing you all dolled up sure makes her consider maybe getting something similar, she really loves your harnesses! 

Being so tall, Hashori is used to everyone being shorter than her and since you’re human, you’re -even shorter- , which she thinks is very cute. The platforms are sure something new to her, while the concept isn’t really foreign, it’s odd seeing humans wear blocks under their feet to become taller, even if by just a few inches. She doesn’t mock you for it, she chuckles everytime you take your shoes off and become even smaller. Sometimes she has to look lower, already used to you being in a certain spot in her vision wearing your platforms.

Hashori is also fond of your hair. She knows the color isn’t natural but still, it entices her dearly, “Like a poisonous creature warning you off but instead you want to grab it” is her description of it, and as far as Yautja compliments go, that’s pretty good! Your taste in food is highly appreciated, while Hashori wasn’t really familiar with human food, the food high in sugars and calories are her favorites along with meat. Lots of meat. 

With Hashori being a clan leader, you can bet you’re going to be spoiled rotten. And I mean -rotten-. While Hashori is a merciless killer, once you get in her circle, you’re safe, she will care for you, fight for you and do anything in her power for your comfort. Even if you’re away from earth, you still have everything you could want and -more-. That console that you couldn’t buy? You have it. Unholy amounts of makeup? You have it. All the platforms she could steal? You. Have. It. 

Hashori is an expert when it comes to fighting. She’s fond of quite a few torture methods hersef so she doesn’t mind the gory games or movies. She might even sit down and watch with you if you ask her. She won’t really be scared and will be judging the killer's tactics and just how stupid the victims are, but she has a good time anyway cause you're with her! Her remarks about how foolish horns teenagers are still make you laugh as well.

About working out, well, Hashori is very much jacked. She probably will come up with a good routine you could do without boring you and/or making you hurt too much, and you'd still get those sweet sweet muscles! Plus Hashori's big hands all over you while she purrs and comments on your progress, it's a win-win.

Overall, Hashori finds great companionship in you, you both have somewhat the same fashion sense and she would both spoil and protect you like no one else ever could! All that and some unforgettable movie nights that definitely end up with you both snuggling as yet another cocky screams for their lives as the killer finally gets to them! It's gory, it's very violent and honestly, you wouldn't have it any other way.

[freddiesaysalright]

A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes - Chapter 4

Gwilym!Prince Charming x Reader

Summary: After losing your parents, your step-family makes your life impossible. That is, until Prince Gwilym holds a ball. It’s your one chance for everything to change.

Word Count: 3.4k

Tag List: @psychosupernatural, @someone-get-a-medic, @bensrhapsody, @deakyclicks, @crazylittlethingcalledobsession, @minigranger, @crazyweirdocalledfriday, @the-moving-finger-writes, @assembledherethevolunteers, @rose-writes-prose, @queenlover05, @26-7-49, @drowsebaby, @im-an-adult-ish, @queen-paladin, @rogerina-owns-me, @mirkwoodshewolf, @namelesslosers, @headl0ng, @captvianswaan, @folietracksix, @baltimoresweethearts, @killer-queen-87, @haileymoreolikestupid, @itsametaphorgwil, @misslolasworld​, @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen​ If you’d like to be added, let me know!

A/N: Hope y’all enjoy the update! The big ball scene!

Warning(s): None :)

Moodboard

Prologue  Chapter 1  Chapter 2  Chapter 3

Chapter 4 here we go!!!

“How did I get a fairy godmother?” you wondered. “I didn’t think I had anyone…”

You trailed off, hurt at the idea. True, you had Elsie and Robert, but they couldn’t stand up to Frank. Zelda was in the same boat. And you certainly didn’t have allies in your step sisters. Without your parents, you felt abandoned to Frank’s mercy - or lack thereof. 

“Honey, you have angels watching over you,” she said gently. 

Your brow furrowed. “You mean - my father and mother?”

She nodded. “Of course. They’ve seen what you’re going through, and they sent me to get you to that ball tonight.”

You started to smile, but it faded. You heaved a sigh. 

“What’s the point?” you returned. “What could someone like Gwilym - a prince - ever see in a country girl like me?”

“Plenty, Y/N,” she said. “You’re beautiful, inside and out. Don’t you know that?”

You looked at the ground and shook your head. “No, I don’t know. All I know is that I’m tired...and frightened.”

Fresh tears spilled over. She knelt in front of you and wiped your cheeks with her thumb. Her touch was soft and warm. 

“No more tears, my dear,” she said. “It’s all going to change.”

“How?” you asked. “How am I going to get to the ball? What will I wear? What would I even do once I got there?”

She smirked. “What do you think I’m here for, decoration? Now, grab one of those pumpkins for me.”

You raised a skeptical eyebrow. “A pumpkin?”

“Trust me,” she said with a wink.

You didn’t know why, but you felt like you should obey. It seemed crazy that you should have a fairy godmother, but she did say your parents had sent her. Maybe this was the chance you were hoping for.

You picked up the pumpkin and lugged it over to her. She instructed you to set it down several feet away, and then told you to stand behind her. You did so. 

“Now, just watch,” she said. “Just a wave of the wand and the magic words - Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo!”

She slammed her staff on the ground, and what looked like silver glitter emerged from the place of contact. It floated over to the pumpkin and surrounded it. You watched, amazed, as the pumpkin expanded. Larger and larger it grew, and it sprouted four wheels. To your awe, the pumpkin became a glittering golden carriage. You could see the plush red velvet seating inside. 

“Oh!” you gasped. “It’s wonderful!”

“You see the power of a bit of magic?” she replied.

You nodded, still gaping at the carriage. 

“Now, we need horses to pull it,” she said, tapping her chin with her forefinger. “I know! Mice!”

“Mice?” you questioned. “I thought you said horses.”

“I can’t get horses from nothing,” she said. 

She hit the ground with her staff again, and four white mice came scuttling out from the pumpkin patch. She repeated the action, this time with the magic words - Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo! - and the mice were surrounded with the same silver speckles as the pumpkin. They contorted as they floated up in the air. Then with a soft pop they were four magnificent white horses, already harnessed to the carriage. 

“How did you -” you began, but cut yourself off. “Magic, of course.”

“That’s right, dear,” she chirped. “Now, you’d better hurry, or you won’t have much time.”

“Wait, what about -”

“You can thank me later,” she teased, touching your nose with her forefinger. “But you’ve got to go meet the prince.”

You smiled. “Fairy godmother, I do appreciate all this, but -”

“Oh!” she cried, looking you up and down. “Well, you can’t go to a ball in a torn gown!”

You sighed with amusement and shook your head. “No, I’m afraid I can’t.”

“I knew I was forgetting something,” she said. “Give me a twirl, I can’t do it all by myself.”

Your brow furrowed, but you obeyed. She had proven her abilities thus far. You started off slowly, but then you felt warmth surrounding you as the magic swirled about the dress. It climbed up the fabric, leaving behind a gown that was entirely different. It was a glittering silver - much like the magic that created it. The hoop skirt was wide and dramatic - but elegant. Matching gloves appeared on your hands, as well as a delicate diamond necklace. Your hair folded itself into a neat bun atop your head. And on your feet, glass slippers replaced your boots. 

You beamed as you looked at yourself. You looked like a real princess - and you certainly felt like one. You did another twirl, this time out of joy. 

“Fairy godmother, it’s beautiful!” you exclaimed, rushing forward to embrace her. 

She chuckled softly as she patted your back. Then she pulled away and looked seriously at you.

“Y/N, this magic is very powerful, but there are limits,” she said. “It will only stay in place until midnight, and then will disappear. Everything will be as it was before.”

“Midnight, really?” you gasped, excited. “That’s more than I could have hoped for!”

She cupped your cheek. “You are a gracious young woman, my dear.”

“All if this is more than I could even dream,” you confessed. “Thank you.”

“You’re very welcome,” she replied. “You deserve it. Now, hurry up! You’ve got to get to that ball!”

You grinned at her and rushed to get into your carriage. Then you were off.

***

Gwilym was getting exhausted. He had danced with almost all the women his father had arranged to come, but no one had really sparked his interest. In truth, none of the girls were really appealing to him. He was nearly ready to give up on the evening. 

He took a break from dancing to get himself a drink, and he was talking to Ben a moment before he looked up at the entrance. There, at the top of the stairs, stood the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen. Her dress shimmered brighter than stars, and her face was one that struck him with familiarity, though he couldn’t place it. She seemed a little unsure of herself as she looked around. He handed Ben his drink and walked right over to her. 

You met Gwilym’s eyes just as he approached you. You smiled a wide, warm smile, and you didn’t know it then, but in that moment, he became yours forever. 

“Hello,” he said gently. 

You bowed your head and offered a curtsey. “How do you do, your highness?”

He took your chin in his thumb and forefinger and nudged you to look at him. You met his gaze.

“My evening just improved tremendously,” he said. “Dance with me?”

“I’d be delighted,” you replied. 

Grinning at each other, he led you out onto the floor. You could feel the whole ballroom’s eyes on you, which made you flushed, but you kept your focus on Gwilym. That wasn’t difficult. 

A lyrical waltz began, and Gwilym took you into his arms. He led you smoothly and gracefully. You were flying more than dancing. Mostly because your head felt like it was far above the ceiling - in the clouds. 

“You seem familiar,” he remarked. “Have we met before?”

You shook your head. That girl he met before - the orphan, the servant - seemed like a different person entirely. 

“I’d have remembered you,” you said. 

“I still feel as if…” he trailed off. 

You shot him a patiently questioning look. He smiled. 

“As if I know you somehow,” he admitted. 

“Maybe it’s crazy,” you said. “But I feel exactly the same way.”

You both laughed together and continued to spin around the floor. You had the rapt attention of everyone at the ball.

“Everyone’s staring at us,” you noticed.

“Are they?” Gwilym returned. “I feel like we’re the only ones in the room - in the whole world for that matter.”

You giggled. 

You took no notice of your stepfather and step sisters gawking at you. They didn’t recognize you, but their jealousy was shared by every woman in attendance. 

“Father, who is that girl?” Miranda wondered.

Frank focused on you, but it never occurred to him that his stepdaughter could look so regal. Much less have made it to the palace after his careful work. 

“I don’t know,” he replied. “I’ve never seen her before.”

“The prince seems to like her,” Eleanor added. 

He frowned. 

Gwilym liked the way you looked while you blushed, but he could feel your discomfort with the amount of people staring. 

“Are you embarrassed?” he asked. 

“A little,” you told him. 

“Not to worry,” he assured you. 

He looked away from you for the first time, and locked eyes with Ben. They shared a meaningful look, and the other prince nodded, grabbed a girl, and made his way out to the floor. Rami followed suit, and soon, there was a crowd like there had been before your arrival. Frank chose a partner as well - the wife of a friend - and decided to try and get a closer look at the mysterious woman who had so captured the prince. 

You glanced over Gwilym’s shoulder and noticed Frank. A biting fear went through you and you came to an abrupt halt. Gwilym looked at you, concerned. 

“Is everything alright?” he asked. 

“Yes,” you lied, tearing your eyes away from your stepfather. “I just - I’m feeling a bit dizzy from all the spinning. Could we get some fresh air?”

“Anything you want,” he agreed. 

He offered his arm. You took it, hands shaking a little, and let him lead you into the garden. 

The palace garden was magnificent. Much grander than the little one you had wept in earlier at the estate. Gwilym walked you over to the fountain, and you sat on a bench together. The sound of the music faded, as did your fear. 

“I must say,” Gwilym began. “I didn’t expect the night to go like this.”

“Like how?” you questioned. 

“It’s a bit silly,” he said. “My father is eager for me to marry, so he’s been holding balls and all sorts of occasions in the hopes that I meet someone.”

“I see,” you said. “And you’re opposed?”

“Not to marriage,” he said. “But I do want to be in love with a person I’m going to spend the rest of my life with.”

“What sort of things might make you fall in love?” you teased. “Beauty?”

“Certainly,” he chuckled. “She must also be kind.”

“Of course,” you agreed. “And perhaps a bit mysterious?”

He nodded. “Naturally. But with a good head on her shoulders. A sensible girl.”

You smiled. “And your devoted servant, no doubt.”

He frowned at that, and your heart skipped a bit, afraid you’d offended him. But he looked at you with such a soft expression, it melted you. 

“I’ve got servants,” he said. “I want a partner. Someone I can really talk to. And share my heart with. I know it hardly makes any sense, but…”

“It makes sense to me,” you assured him. “That sounds like the marriage my parents had. Equals in mind and heart.”

“Yes, exactly!” he agreed. “And I’ve always felt that when I found her, I’d know.”

He looked pointedly at you. You smiled again. Your cheeks were already aching with all the smiling you were doing. 

“I’ve felt the same,” you said. 

He sighed and took your hand. He brought it to his lips and lightly kissed your gloved knuckles. You blushed impossibly deeper. 

“You are truly wonderful,” he said earnestly. “Almost too wonderful to be true.” He looked seriously at you. “You aren’t playing a joke are you?”

“Do you really think I could joke that way?” you returned. 

He smiled and shook his head. He sat closer to cup your cheek in his warm hand. 

“No,” he said, looking deeply into your eyes. “I don’t think you’re capable of even the smallest cruelty. I see in you a gentleness beyond compare.”

You could hardly breathe. 

“I feel your touch,” you said. “And yet, I keep feeling this must be a dream. But even my dreams could not make a night this lovely.” 

“You are the loveliest part of it,” he said. 

“You mustn't flatter me so much, your highness,” you said. “If my head gets any lighter, I fear it will float away!”

“Right along with mine, I’m sure,” he chuckled. “And please, call me Gwilym.”

“Oh, I couldn’t,” you replied. “I know my place.”

“Your place is in my arms,” he insisted. “Shall we dance again?”

“If we are going to lose our heads, we might as well be dancing,” you joked. 

“We’ll dance our way to the heavens,” he added. “And may we never come down to Earth again.”

“Never,” you agreed dreamily. 

He led you back onto the dance floor inside. The pace picked up and the orchestra was playing a quickstep. Even with the new tempo, you never lost your footing with Gwilym. You also couldn’t stop laughing. It was the most you’d laughed in all your life. 

When another slow waltz came, you felt a tap on your shoulder. You turned, dreading that it might be Frank, but almost fell over when you saw who it was. The king himself. 

“May I cut in?” he asked. 

Gwilym nodded. “Sure, if it’s alright with the lady.”

“I suppose I’d be very ungrateful to turn away an offer from the host,” you said. 

“Come,” the king said, taking your waist. 

You shot Gwilym one last smile before being swept away. 

“My son seems quite smitten with you,” he said. “He hasn’t danced with anyone else since you arrived.”

“I consider myself lucky to have his attention, your majesty,” you said. 

“I do hope he is behaving himself,” he said, raising a suspicious eyebrow.

“He’s a perfect gentleman, I assure you,” you said with a grin. “Perhaps a family trait?”

The king’s face reddened and you stifled a laugh. This was clearly a proud man and would not appreciate being teased. 

“I should hope so,” he said. “Now tell me, where are you from?”

“Not far,” you answered vaguely. “Just beyond town in the country.”

“And who are your parents?” he wondered. “You certainly look the part of nobility, but I can’t say I recognize you from anywhere.”

“Well, I…” you trailed off. You couldn’t tell him you were Frank’s stepdaughter or he might return you to him. 

“Is your family here?” he pressed. “If you’ve gathered my son’s heart, I’d like to meet them.”

“Well, the thing is…” you faded away again, slowing to a stop in the dance. You looked at the king. “I’m sorry, I need to go.”

You gathered your skirts and made a break for the door. Gwilym saw you running, and marched over to his father, who appeared completely stricken.

“What did you say to her?” the prince demanded. 

“I asked about her family, that’s all!” the king answered indignantly. “What a high strung girl! I don’t think -”

“No,” Gwilym cut across. “I won’t hear a word against her, Father.”

With that, he took off after you. The king’s mouth fell open. 

“My word these children are dramatic!”

You caught your breath on the balcony that faced the main road. Just as you came to a stop, you felt a hand brush your arm. You flinched away, whirling around to see only Gwilym. You relaxed.

“Are you alright?” he asked. “I apologize if my father offended you, but -”

“No, no, he didn’t,” you said. “He just...never mind.”

“Tell me,” Gwilym insisted, putting his hands gently on each of your arms. “What did he say?”

“He asked about my family,” you admitted. “It’s a long story, and I’m afraid the king would never approve of someone like me dancing with his son.”

“What do you mean ‘someone like you’?” he asked. 

Suddenly, his brow furrowed as he looked at your arm. You quickly realized he had noticed the evidence of Frank’s breakfast outburst the other day. You shrunk back. 

“What happened there?” he wondered. 

“Like I said, it’s a long story,” you told him, adjusting your sleeve to cover the purple bruise. 

“Are you unsafe?” he pressed. “I can -”

“Please!” you cried. “Don’t ask me anymore.”

You couldn’t imagine what Frank would do if you told the royal family about his behavior. Would he make good on his threats and put you out on the street? Or would it be worse?

“I’m sorry,” Gwilym said gently. 

He opened his arms and you sank into them. You nuzzled into his chest, and he rested his cheek atop your head. 

“But please let me know if there’s anything I can do,” he said. “Being the prince does have its perks.”

You smiled at that. 

“You’re already doing everything,” you said. “Just by holding me like this. Oh, this really has been the most marvelous night.”

“I don’t ever want it to end,” he agreed. 

“Me neither,” you said. 

“Then we won’t let it,” he said. “Stay here with me forever.”

“Gwilym…” you sighed. 

His lips met yours before another word could be spoken. Your eyes fell closed to the contact. Everything about it was tender and soft, adoring and sweet. And in that moment, though he didn’t know it, you became his forever. 

DONG….DONG….DONG!

The clocktower chimed. You opened your eyes and looked up. Both hands of the clock were on twelve. It was midnight. The evening had gotten almost entirely away from you. 

“Oh, no!” you gasped. “Midnight, already?”

“Is that a problem?” Gwilym asked, a bit sore that such a wonderful kiss was cut short. 

“I have to go!” you cried. “I’m so sorry!”

You ran from him, flying down the staircase. 

“Wait!” Gwilym called, following you after recovering from his momentary shock. “Wait, I don’t even know your name! How will I find you?!”

You paid him no mind. As you hurried down the steps, one of your shoes slipped off. You had no time to stop and get it. You continued your escape, just barely making it into your carriage. You clamored in and slammed the door. The horses took off into the darkness. 

Gwilym watched, pained, as you disappeared. He knelt down and picked up the shoe you’d left behind. He was oddly charmed by the fact it was glass. His chest felt like it was open and exposed, a deep wound bleeding from where he already missed you. 

A footman approached, alerted by the commotion. 

“Is everything alright, Prince Gwilym?” he asked. 

“Fetch me my horse,” Gwilym ordered. “I’m going after her.”

The footman nodded and raced off to obey. 

Meanwhile, you were struggling in your carriage. It was shrinking back down into a pumpkin, so while it was moving, you had to kick open the door and tuck and roll out onto the path. You hit the ground hard. Tumbling away, you watched as the magic faded all around you. The carriage was gone, the horses were once again little mice, and your dress was the tattered mess Frank made of you earlier. Only one thing remained. The other slipper. You took it off your foot and held it to your chest. A few tears slid down your cheeks. 

“I’ll dream of this night the rest of my life,” you sobbed. “Thank you so much.”

The magic was over. You told yourself that this was enough. Your life was going to return to the way it was - you, a servant and Gwilym, a prince. To hope for anything else felt like more than you really deserved. But you had this night to remember. The one night where you were a princess. 

You heard the pounding of horse’s hooves coming up the road so you ducked into the trees to hide yourself. Through the branches, you watched Gwilym’s familiar form ride on into the woods. He was really coming after you!

No, you told yourself. He’s going after the girl he thought you were. 

You sighed, shedding a few more tears. Your lips still felt warm from his kiss, your cheek still rosy from the touch of his hand. But that was all you would ever have. He couldn’t love the girl you really were. You loved him, though. And you were certain you always would.

You started the rest of the way home. You would need to hurry to change and be ready for when Frank and the girls came in.

[brookelynndyke]

let’s talk... snatch game!!! (spoilers)

Maxi Challenge - Snatch Game

Runway: Frozen Eleganza

TOP TWO OF THE WEEK

Gigi Goode: girl when I tell you I was scared for her after that walk through... but she turned it out!!! she was so funny and honestly you could tell ru liked her snatch game more than any of the other judges. she did something original and I think that’s the main reason she won this week. now, her ice cream lady look was a bit basic but the concept and execution were flawlessly done. i’m so happy she opened up about her fluidity with gender this episode, a few tears were shed. she deserved her win. 

Jackie Cox: god I’m soooo glad Jackie is finally standing out to the judges, it’s what she deserves!! jackie did Lisa Rinna, and you could tell she came so prepared and knew her shit! the only reason I think she didn’t win over gigi was because the housewives are quintessential snatch game and very easy to make funny. but when it came to her runway omg i loved it, it gave me very that fairy thing from legend of zelda, if someone knows its name please tell me. overall this was a great episode for jackie.

REDACTED: i understand editing her out of the episode as much as possible,, but i feel like her designer worked so hard that they should atleast show her runway...

SAFE

Heidi N’ Closet: heidi did leslie jones which was- a choice, i still can’t tell if it was a good one... but it wasn’t horrible. she got a few laughs but most of them fell flat. but then on the runway she turned it out in this glamorous all white fluffy giant full realized snow queen moment and i loved it.

Jaida Essence Hall: jaida did cardi b, which i thought was very her. she knows her personality she knows her character, jaida never had low points... its just that the laughs she got weren’t major just a few giggles here and there. on the runway she was serving you the cold never bothered me anyway realness cause those cutouts... girl amazing! 

Jan: i was really hoping jan would do well in the snatch game but she kinda disappointed. she did Bernadette Peters and it was funny for like 5 mins and then i guess she just lost it. BUT SIS HER RUNWAY... jaw on the floor it was so amazing. this elsa to whitewalker fantasy was so well done.

Widow Von’Du: widow did Tina AND Ike Turner which was interesting,, personally it just wasn’t very consistent but she had some very good moments during snatch game. and now this might be unpopular but i LOVED HER RUNWAY SO MUCH, like that was an amazing concept and the dress had an amazing silhouette, i wish we could have seen it better with less of a life preserver and, more icicles on her face and around her body. thats what wouldve made it that much better.

BOTTOM THREE

Crystal Methyd: the scream of relief that came from my body when she was safe was unbelievably loud. Crystal’s, Poppy was crazy accurate and it was sad that Ru didn’t know who she was. Despite the accuracy she struggled to make it funny. BUT THEN ON THE RUNWAY, ugh i loved it sm, this mr freeze pyjama fantasy,,OMG! it was like so well made and fit her so well.

Aiden Zhane: so aiden did Patricia Quinn and long story short it was bad, she didn’t have an accent and landed no jokes, idk if you guys have seen but patricia quinn actually replied with her opinions bashing aiden, which is kinda rough because she said herself she looks up to her. but then aiden did well on the runway, it was a cute yeti moment and probably the most glamorous we’ve seen her yet.

Brita: ugh im so tired of brita she gets on every single one of my nerves. her jennifer holliday was bad and not funny literally ever. i also have a bone to pick with her runway because it wasn’t giving me frozen at all, more of a iridescent eleganza. don’t get me wrong she looked beautiful but in my eyes it didn’t fit the theme.

THE LIPSYNC

honestly don’t waste your time watching it if you haven;t already, it was boring and a very tight race until brita has her little magic moment. instead go watch jan’s jukebox and do yourself some good.

OVERALL

the episode was very good, with great performances and horrible performances. it was lowkey an emotional rollercoaster tho, 10/10 would watch again 

[mckittyarts]

HEY GUYS sorry for the long silence! this thing took a while but im so glad to finally have these gals to show everyone!! but yeah, just like the Links i did a little while ago, these gals are my interpretations of all the Zeldas over the years! because my gals needs some love too baybe!!!

as usual, nicknames and headcanons under the cut!

Harp (Ocarina of Time/Majora’s Mask): - post-ocarina so basically she’s in the adult timeline but seven years older than she were when we last saw her at the end of oot - big mom friend,,,,,,,,,,,, tall and Motherly will adopt every child - she can and will slice a bitch if she needs to dont cross her - her scars were from the 7 years where she hid as Sheik while Time took himself a nice little nap - after sending Time back to his childhood she’s just been working to rebuild her kingdom and is now Queen - like i said on the Links one, headcanon that she’s Time’s twin sister - nothing much to say about her design it’s pretty much the same asdfghj

Plume (Skyward Sword): - still rowdy. still bapey - can and will push you off a cliff - really loves her animals and insists her remlit’s a sweetheart despite what Sky may tell her - really sweet and understanding about Sky and his napping but will still Suplex A Bitch if he’s being an ass - after what happened in skyward sword she’s in the lead of getting the settlement on the surface up and running - changed her outfit a bit to one more inspired by one of her concept designs but it’s kinda hard to see anything but a white shirt in this image asdfghj - a few scrapes and scratches from tumbling around on the surface, nothing too serious though

Dawn (Twilight Princess): - Stoic and Quiet - i’ve had Twi for five minutes, but if anything were to happen to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself - cares a whole lot about her kingdom and will do just about anything for her people- has been working to rebuild her kingdom too but like there isn’t much to fix anyway so i guess she gets off easy - again, same design as usual aaaaand no real noteworthy scars she’s smart enough not to get killed unlike everyone else

Hope (Breath of the Wild): - NERD ALERT - spends most of her time documenting and rambling - what do you mean shes gotta rule her country she’s found a cool frog she’s gotta take pictures of!!!! - can actually remember her friends and misses them a whole lot :( - HOO GIRL YOU’VE GOT......... A WHOLE LOT TO REBUILD..... WHEW - kept her design mostly as is and gave her the green eyes because nINTENDO ARE SO INCONSISTENT WITH HER EYE COLOUR IS2G - got in a few scrapes after sAVING WILD’S DYING ASS so that’s where the scars are from

Rapier (Hyrule Warriors): - the cool but wildly irresponsible mom - *gives a whole sword to small child* hell yeah kid go fuck those bitches up - also filthy rich even compared to the other Zeldas like look at that ridiculous amount of gold and silver armour it’s not even gonna protect her dumb ass - can absolutely destroy you if she chooses to do so - has a lot of scars because sOMEONE doesn’t know how to gear up properly - knows sign language so that she can communicate with Her Boy 

Canvas (A Link Between Worlds): - the biggest sweetheart you’ll ever meet...... like oh my god bapey............ - Big Fan Of Art - has a whole museum of paintings in her castle - is 100% convinced that Albi is Deceased :( spent a lot of resources to find him but kinda gave up on it after a year or two  - the lighter patch on her face is the ‘splash’ mark from being turned into a painting which also caused the color in her eyes to change - she actually used to have green eyes

Pebble (The Minish Cap): - OOOO BABEY.......... TODDLER - still really close to Minish they always hang out - Dramatic Little Shit - absolutely a sheltered kid there’s no way Daltus didn’t get a million times more protective of her after she got pETRIFIED??? - despite being completely baby she still manages to be taller than her Link lmao eat shit Minish - the feathers are supposed to resemble Picori feathers, no idea if they are real or not

Ghost (Spirit Tracks): - FUCKING DIES ASDFGHGFGHJ - super energetic and sweet - got all of Tetras attitude but none of the smarts. absolute Buffoon - might be out of mortal danger but still gets in trouble all the damn time - barely has any scars because ghosts don’t get injuries but she does have a big burn/lightning like scar on her chest/stomach from having her sOUL RIPPED OUT OF HER BODY - redesigned the dress a bit so she’d look different from Pebble - also the ribbon in her hair is supposed to be a Tetra’s old bandana!! she got it as a gift from her when she was still Very Small

Tetra (The Wind Waker): - Fuck Yeah Pirate Time - completely Rowdy. Will Stab a Bitch - is more like a robin hood type of outlaw she only steals from Corrupt Rich Asshats like a good pirate should - swears WAY too much. Horrible Influence on Children - is missing like half on her left leg, probably lost it to like a gyorg or some shit - scars are from various battles with other pirates, bokoblins, birds, etc. - busy finding a New Continent

Crystal (A Link To The Past): - tired............... needs a break - Just Wants Link To Stop Dying And Come Back Here For Once!!!!!!! dumbass - real quiet but real calculated - Reads Minds and Talks Inside Peoples Heads - real fond of gardening her own herbs and vegetables  -listen i KNOW they’re like her pajamas or some shit but the blue dress just suits her better!!!! also Canvas doesn’t have any alternate costumes soooo

Ribbon (The Legend of Zelda): - ROUND!!!! CHUMBY!!!!!!!!!! - very sweet and very bubbly - will absolutely hug you to death and there’s nothing you can do about it - rebuilt an entire kingdom because uhh that thing kinda fell apart a couple hundred years after ALBW - doesn’t have any scars because she just kinda sat around while Ganon and Link were having a bit of an argument - i changed her dress to be green because of her in game sprite

Dreamer (The Adventure of Link): - HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT CLASSIC SAVES TWO ZELDAS??? BECAUSE I DIDN’T REALIZE UNTIL NOW - THIS BITCH CAME BEFORE PEBBLE.......... SHE SLEPT FOR /THOUSANDS/ OF YEARS STRAIGHT - is Very confused, doesn’t know what the hell is going on 99% of the time - absolute grandma, doesn’t understand any of this newfangled technology - just real sweet but also completely disoriented - i guess she just kinda helps Ribbon figure out how to get all the old rules and traditions back in place, just a complete big sister for her

[kitcation]

my hopes for botw 2

i really want zelda to be the playable character. i think it would be so cool and different and let us see a lot more of her because in most games she’s barely even there.

if zelda is the playable character

-not have link as a side kick. i want this to be zeldas game and hers alone.

-have link be possessed by ganon. from the trailer it kinda looked like link touched that green smoke stuff and maybe we’ll get a dark/possessed link!!

-have characters uwu over her cause she’s the princess like they did for link cause he’s a champion.

-more memories with the deceased champions (idk how that would tie in though cause she didn’t lose her memories lmao)

-make zelda cross dress so girls can call her hot i dare you nintendo

-not having any of zeldas outfits be dresses (maybe one) because her outfits need to be reasonable for what she’s doing. save the dresses for dlc or whatever

-LET ZELDA WIELD THE MASTER SWORD

-i’m not sure if i want this but make zelda and links roles reverse where she has to go and save him... maybe?

-maybe link showing more emotion at least during cutscenes since it’s in zelda’s pov, i know link is suppose to be stoic, but it some scene he just need more expressions lmao

if link is the playable character

-not having zelda attached to your hip but definitely a huge character. like she can meet you at certain locations during the main quest and you can do other side quests along the way or whatever.

-romancable zelda!! and maybe other characters...

-different outfits than in botw. some can be the same like zora, gerudo, etc.

-basically the same as botw link but change him a bit so you can tell the different between the two.

if either one is the playable character

-a different map: it definitely sees a bit different in the trailer and i want to be able to explore new things not the same things all over again.

-more dungeons: to me the worst part about botw were the dungeons. idk i just didn’t really like them. except the dlc one, that’s the only one i like, i want more of that. also not having the same boss 4 times in a row. when i played zelda as a kid i liked to be surprised to see who the boss of the dungeon was and their cool design. i missed that.

-more diverse enemies: holy shit they got boring fast.

-somebody has to make a joke about how links hair is longer than zeldas now, i’m begging.

-not as many shrines or korok seeds. i’ve had enough.

-BE REALLY EDGY BE REALLY EGDY!! the trailer gave me hopes

-idk if this would make the game too complicated but adding things like stealing items from people houses and lockpicking them. idk i wanted to do more things with the houses in botw some of them seemed unnecessary lmao. maybe even repairing items??

-it doesn’t look like they’re doing a majoras mask situation where link dies and it’s all in his head cause it looks like it’s gonna start right where it left off and follow up on it. maybe i’m wrong but it’s giving me majoras mask vibe and idk what to think

YALL IM SO PUMPED MIGHT HAVE MORE IDEAS LATER BUT WE’LL SEE!!!!

[sawyersick]

1 through 69 because you gotta twin with me

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aight here goes bitchez

1. are you religious?

nahh but my parents sent me to church camp when I was in elementary school??? For the cheap childcare I guess???

2. what animal do you think you’re most like?

I haven’t thought about this much but I think a field mouse!!

3. how do you take your coffee?

never……………………… I hate coffee

4. how old were you when you had your first kiss?

my mom’s bosses son forced himself on me when we were 6 lol so I don’t count that……….. so 15 i guess (according to my friend, if there’s no hormones it doesn’t count lol)

5. museum date or aquarium date?

AQUARIUM AQUARIUM AQUARIUM

6. do you have any tattoos or piercings? do you want more?

Just my ears are pierced and I have a whale (badly) tattooed on my hip I’ll post pix if you want but its pretty uggo

I want another whale on the other side so I’ll be symmetrical and a triangle hand tat….. maybe an eyeball tat (a tattoo of an eyeball…. not one on my eye lol)? I’m not really interested in anymore piercings tho

7. favorite fruits?

strawberries!!!

8. favorite vegetables?

when I was 12 I ate so many carrots my skin turned orange and my mom thought I had jaundice

also I heckin love mushrooms

9. i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)

I’ll only date you if you treat me with respect :(

10. do you cry a lot?

yeah lol at least twice a month minimum

11. who are your closest friends?

I don’t really have any? I’ve felt distant from my irl friends lately so idk probably just demo

12. have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?

I did the walk out for gun violence

13. do you play any video games?

helllllls yeah but I usually only play 3/ds

14. did you ever have an emo or scene phase?

yes and I think I’m still in it rip

15. what color is most of your wardrobe?

I think I wear a lot of blue! and black and white too i guess…… I’m trying to add more reds tho

16. what do you like to do for fun?

I bake and sew and draw! and listen to music

17. what is your biggest fear?

body horror tw for this one rip

being abandoned, being forced to do horrifically gross/unclean stuff, getting my eyes gouged out, getting the bones in my hands broken, getting acid poured on my face, the people around me dying, being forced to eat live slugs, getting my skin peeled off with a knife

18. name a subject you know a lot about.

whales/the ocean in general and baking!! and the band Liily

19. favorite fictional characters?

hm idk? Link and Zelda from LoZ, Clover and Snake and Aoi from 999, rhyme from TWEWY, Maka and Soul from Soul Eater, Storm from the Xmen, Ariel from the Little Mermaid, Chun Li, the Kagamines, Rilakkuma

idk I just thought about characters I have merch for

20. do you read a lot? what are your favorite books?

I used to??? Haven’t had the time for it in a while though and I’ve been reading a lot of how-to books as of late….. I really liked the Legend trilogy though

21. how would you describe your style?

art style and fashion style would both be classified as “cute but tries to be edgy” I think

22. did you have a favorite stuffed animal when you were little? do you still own it?

Yes!! a pastel elephant with a rattle in it named Elephant (very creative I know) He’s in my stuff somewhere now and this question reminded me to go find him again

23. what’s something most people love that you hate?

hmmm…. sports? mustard? airpods???? idk

24. do you think you’re a good singer?

actually yes? I wanna be in a band but I’m lowkey afraid of singing in front of people I know but have no problem doing it in front of an audience of strangers hmu if you’re in the SF bay area I’ve written 6 punk songs

25. who do you live with?

my parents and cat

26. favorite desserts?

ice cream, anything with chocolate or whipped cream, creme brulee, lemon tarts

I’m not too picky though lol

27. what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?

realizing that I can actually do mostly whatever I want and most things have fewer consequences than I think

also cutting people out of my life that emotionally exhaust me

28. favorite makeup brands?

uhhhh whatever’s cheap and doesn’t make my eyes burn ig urban decay is good when I can afford it

29. favorite clothing stores/brands?

Goodwill??? I used to shop at f21 but I try not to anymore

30. what was your first job?

working at a lake teaching windsurfing and sailing and I still work there

31. do you take a lot of naps?

n o  I absolutely  h a t e  taking naps and try to avoid them

32. what is your favorite part about your body?

hmm I have pretty good hair i think and sometimes my eyes? I have huge (genetic) eyebags tho which gets me down

33. are you more dominant or more submissive?

In day to day life I guess I’m more dominant??? like I make decisions when nobody else wants to :0 also idk intimately since iM aN aDuLt vIrGiN and pretty sex repulsed but probably sub 

34. are you more outgoing or more shy?

outgoing but sometimes it makes me annoying

35. how tall are you?

short…………………………. 4′8/143 cm

36. what is your body type?

uhh hourglass????? maybe pear I got them Thunder Thighs according to the guy who got kicked out of drama club for peeping in the girls changing room

37. favorite flower?

calendula, sunflowers, lavender and dianthus!!

38. favorite planet?

Neptune??????????????????

39. what do you want to dress up as for halloween this year?

I wanna be the bride of frankentstein but in a shiro lolita coordinate to make her look ~fancy~ or the Nancy part of Sid and Nancy if I’m in a relationship by that time

40. do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?

Ideally the same age and I’m wary of dating anyone more than 2 years younger or older than me but I’m more willing to date older than younger

41. describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.

yall know who it is already but

in a band, dark hair, kinda tall, very fashionable, coincidentally happens to be the same racial mix as me, good at art, very humble, really sweet, lives in SoCal, has a hand tattoo of milk and “aye yah” on his arm, paints his nails orange, wears a lot of rings, gets freckles in the summer, prefers vanilla over chocolate, ties his shoes the cool way

42. who is your biggest inspiration?

idk at the moment? I like to draw from many inspirations

43. do you have any kinks?

???????????????????????????????????

44. do you own any pets?

one (1) very loving cat

45. which celebrity do people say you look the most like?

……………………….. myself

I literally had to google mixed race celebrities and STILL none look like me lol

46. do you like sports?

not really except I weirdly like baseball

47. have you ever seen a broadway musical?

Yes!! I won tickets to On Your Feet and Charlie and The Chocolate Factory

I also won Hamilton tickets but saw it in SF yall should download the app

48. what is your favorite kind of food?

noodles!!

49. would you rather be a fairy or a mermaid?

MERMAID actually I have a mermaid tail too so

50. what is your instagram?

@wishwhale :)

51. glossy lips or matte lips?

glossy by default because I have chronically dry skin/lips so matte lips are sooooooooooooooo uncomfy but it looks good on other people lol

52. do you like cherry, grape, blue raspberry, watermelon, or green apple jolly ranchers the best?

grape because im weird

53. what are your best personality traits?

I’d like to think that I’m kind and sometimes funny

54. what is your ethnicity?

asian/white

55. what different hair colors have you had?

brown and brown with pink that was supposed to be purple

56. favorite disney princess?

Ariel! bc mermaid

57. favorite album of 2017?

Humanz by Gorillaz  or Deep Dream by Daddy Issues I guess

I was weirdly obsessed with Feel Your Feelings Fool when it came out but I’m not really into it anymore though

58. have you ever had braces?

nah

59. favorite holiday?

Halloween! Because dressing up is fun

60. post a selfie.

how do I make this smaller anyways I don’t normally wear this much makeup but I’m going to a small show tonight

61. are you a good swimmer?

Yes!! I swim once a week at my local pool

62. do you wear jewelry?

I used to wear a lot………. like multiple necklaces and bracelets and rings daily but now I wear my ring every day and a necklace/earrings if I remember

63. can you play any instruments?

I’m learning guitar!!

64. do you have any siblings?

short answer is no but you can dm me for the long answer

65. are your grandparents still alive? how old are they?

just my maternal grandmother and she is almost 90! My paternal grandmother lived to 102 so I’m hoping for those good genes though (I think she would have lived longer because my family suspects elder abuse by my weird aunt)

66. who knows the most about you?

hmm probably Demo or Emily

67. are you a more quiet person or do you talk a lot?

I! Never! Shut! Up!

68. what advice would you give to your 13 year old self?

shut the fuck up you stupid bitch you arent cool

69. how many pillows do you sleep on?

two