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big day for s12 fans :)
#i am so normal about them ofc as we all know#and i’ve looked at this picture for a normal amount of time#i love them !!!!!#crystal methyd#brita filter#heidi n closet#jackie cox
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This bitch is gonna leave the Brita water jug out of the fridge again, gotta get my dailies done 😈
Commit a Very Evil action while Gay.
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This is homophobic
#absolutely no reason for the lilac brita to be nearly $10 more#brita filter#instacarting bc nearest place that sells britas is a drive away and i don’t have a car#just moved and i will kms if i don’t have a way to get water soon (i don’t trust the faucets here lol)#gay#lilac#like even the teal and red ones are only like $3 more
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fear toxin / pheromone / Joker gas / whatever, but Jason's built up a tolerance smoking whatever weed his Narrows dealer will sell him on the DL so instead of flipping out and getting paranoid he just gets really, really, really fucking high and Bruce has to babysit him in the Cave (AKA giving him very specific pens from his desk in a very specific order and also Bruce isn't allowed to look directly at him) until it leaves his system, which takes like all of 1.5 hours because the Gotham weed is like half Joker-strain at this point and his tolerance is INSANE.
#bruce asks him what his tolerance is from and Jason says 'reverse brita filters" and bolts as soon as he can see straight again#batman#bruce wayne#dc#batfamily#jason todd#red hood#tw drugs
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"Mona Lisa" pairs well with Brita Filter
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okay listen maybe my hands aren't as good at exfoliating as a rag or loofa would be, but 1) I watch Baumgartner Restoration and know for a fact that the pads of your fingers are rough enough to Remove Stuff from other stuff and 2) I have ADHD and I am NOT going to remember to take that damn loofa/rag/ect. out of the shower and thus it is going to grow all sorts of fucked up micro-organisms and molds and god knows what else and I think Maybe Not Exfoliating As Well As I Probably Could is better for me than "washing" myself with the Plague Rag
#I can barely remember to wash my water bottle and brita filters enough that I am not Taken By The Mold#that rag is going to Grow Shit
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thus far “adulthood” seems to involve lots of pouring liquids from one container to another
#text#fill a brita filter to fill a gallon jug to fill a 32oz jug to fill a ‘single use’ water bottle. rinse & repeat#dont get me STARTED on pouring a Large-Container Beverage into a smaller container when u have less of it
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being in your 20s is mostly about refilling your brita filter
#sad to report i am a brita filter girlie now have been for months bc when i moved the tap water tasted weird#tap here tastes normal but cold water…… yummy
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please put her in the brita (water filter) :3

ragatha in the brita (water filter)
#tadc#tadc ragatha#the amazing digital circus#the amazing digital circus ragatha#ragatha#amazing digital circus#the brita water filter#the brita#water filter
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i think it’s so funny that a year ago i would drink anything but water and now it’s like one of the only things i drink, idk why my brain decided water doesn’t taste horrible anymore
#i bought a water filter today too#cos i can’t drink water out of the tap at home cos my brain thinks it’s poisoned#(it’s not)#so my dad was like can we try buying you a brita so that we don’t have to keep buying bottled water#anyway so far so good i’ve drink 2Ls of filtered tap water today without thinking im gonna die
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SOMETIMES! SOMETIMES! YOU'RE HAVING A PRETTY OKAY DAY AND THEN YOU DISCOVER GREEN ALGAE GROWING IN THE WATER RESERVOIR OF YOUR COFFEE MACHINE!!!!!!!!
#I comfort myself that the water gets filtered and near-boiled when it goes through the machine so I'm probably not going to die or anything#I realize now the problem is that I always top it off from my brita pitcher in the fridge#meaning the perfectly clean chilled water is then sitting in my humid kitchen getting slowly warmed with only slight movement#accidentally creating frankly idyllic conditions for aquatic plant life#like some kind of beautiful crystalline lake#...so maybe don't do that#I wish I took a picture but I IMMEDIATELY dumped it and drowned it in hot soapy water like a woman possessed#anyway how's everyone else's day going?
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freecam being a thing on hermitcraft now is crazy to me because i still remember way back in s6 when grian was first learning to use an elytra and someone gave him the advice to use that + a slow fall potion to get a good view of his base. and now he can just detach his camera and look at it from afar with no problem
#.txt#can i just say i way preferred grians ship in a bottle starter base over the giant empty cylinder that was his main base#like it was iconic dont get me wrong#as was the brita filter#but i like small builds more lol#maybe thats why ive always liked jimmys
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STOP PUTTING SHIT IN THE WATER SUPPLY
#please. a vaccine mandate maybe#what if bitches (me) had a brita filter. i would still like to be immune to evil mushrooms#its gonna react w some other shit in the water supply#its her BLOOD#its so funny jason appeared and i was like boooooo#and ivy was like WHYS SO MANY WEIRDOS SHOWING UP same babe#get out of here
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