#brita filter

[thecollectionsof]

big day for s12 fans :)

[yellowballoonx]

[samwayefre]

This bitch is gonna leave the Brita water jug out of the fridge again, gotta get my dailies done 😈

Commit a Very Evil action while Gay.

[carelesscuriosity]

This is homophobic

[succinyl-coa]

i've been in brita-debt for months now. she'll never be full, and why? it would only take one, perhaps 2 additional fills. alas...

[lipsyncforyourlife]

[gusterindrag]

"Mona Lisa" pairs well with Brita Filter

Bonus Brita appreciation:

Bonus Bonus Brita appreciation:

[entertainment]

By popular demand (a reblog from @doodleswithangie) we present the ✨Concussion Cut✨ of Ben Schwartz's (@rejectedjokes) Renfield (@i-am-renfield) Answer Time interview with @overchers.

[lastoneout]

okay listen maybe my hands aren't as good at exfoliating as a rag or loofa would be, but 1) I watch Baumgartner Restoration and know for a fact that the pads of your fingers are rough enough to Remove Stuff from other stuff and 2) I have ADHD and I am NOT going to remember to take that damn loofa/rag/ect. out of the shower and thus it is going to grow all sorts of fucked up micro-organisms and molds and god knows what else and I think Maybe Not Exfoliating As Well As I Probably Could is better for me than "washing" myself with the Plague Rag

[aropride]

thus far “adulthood” seems to involve lots of pouring liquids from one container to another

[seveneyesoup]

being in your 20s is mostly about refilling your brita filter

[putting-ragatha-in-places]

please put her in the brita (water filter) :3

ragatha in the brita (water filter)

[codgod]

freecam being a thing on hermitcraft now is crazy to me because i still remember way back in s6 when grian was first learning to use an elytra and someone gave him the advice to use that + a slow fall potion to get a good view of his base. and now he can just detach his camera and look at it from afar with no problem

[dickgreyson]

STOP PUTTING SHIT IN THE WATER SUPPLY

[dragonbma]

Reasons why I firmly believe Vos didn’t perish initially in the Sea Temple and instead survived (if even for a short while) inside: This is going to be a rant so bear with me…

The subtle hints in the game dialogue reveal a lot despite us never finding his inventory or concrete evidence suggesting how Vos died:

1) In the emporium when you first consult Jack about going to the Sea Temple, he mentions his friends Vos and Sammy were killed during the first adventure. He doesn’t explicitly state he saw them both die, just that “neither of them made it out alive.” (More on this in 2)

2) After freeing ‘Vos’ in the temple, Jack seems more excited than confused that his buddy is alive. In fact, Jack asks him no questions. (I can dismiss that as Jesse needing the dialogue options, but Jack’s lack of suspicion is either because Vos had an ambiguous death or he’s in denial that his friend is dead.) Jesse mentions to ‘Vos’ that “Jack said he saw you die.” But from all the game dialogue I’ve seen, Jack never says he saw that.

Full Quotes:

3) “Whatever’s left of Vos must be somewhere down here too…” -Jack after picking up Sammy’s inventory in the Sea Temple

He says “somewhere.” Almost as if he’s not even sure where his other friend died. Huh, kind of like he didn’t see it…

Yes I know that upon entering the guardian room of the temple, he says that everything is a blur, but after picking up one of your friend’s inventories, wouldn’t memories come flooding back? I feel like that would have been a crucial memory even if it was repressed.

Side note: It’s kind of weird he doesn’t go looking for Vos’ inventory. Idk if this is because he genuinely doesn’t know where it is or because he’s so distraught after finding Sammy’s inventory that he needs some time to think before he can handle seeing Vos’ as well.

4) “I thought you were a goner, man!” -Jack to ‘Vos’

Note how he says “thought.” What happened that made you think he died? Because seeing him die wouldn’t merely leave you thinking your friend died. You would be 100% sure-

Jack doesn’t say “I saw you die!” Or “How did you survive (insert whatever killed him)?”

5) “The real Vos would never have survived in my Sea Temple that long!” -Romeo post-reveal

HE. SAYS. “SURVIVED.” That’s a weird thing to say if Vos had really died initially along with Sammy.

He doesn’t say anything like: “You really thought I was your friend? After you watched him perish?” or something implying Jack saw it occur. Because knowing Romeo, he would absolutely jab at a blunder like that and belittle Jack for believing his disguise after seeing his friend die.

So, yeah. Our favorite sea temple adventurer lived in that death trap of a Brita filter for Admin knows how long until his eventual death by… starvation? Temple traps? Both? Maybe the guardians still killed him but later? My main guesses are he got trapped in the obsidian cages, or separated from Jack while they were escaping. Either way, Jack accidentally abandoned him after thinking he was killed. Such a shame we never find his inventory pile or anything because that would answer so many of my questions- Romeo give back Vos’ inventory challenge (impossible.) I know you have it.

Idk if we’ll ever know what actually happened but here’s my ten cents. ^^ I am so very mentally well as of now. Thank you for coming to my TellTalk /j

[Or another rant if you want:]

[thegreatsharkleve]

Sometimes a healer can also be an accidental necromancer.

(art & character are mine)