#brita filter

[thecollectionsof]

big day for s12 fans :)

[yellowballoonx]

[samwayefre]

This bitch is gonna leave the Brita water jug out of the fridge again, gotta get my dailies done 😈

Commit a Very Evil action while Gay.

[carelesscuriosity]

This is homophobic

[frownyalfred]

fear toxin / pheromone / Joker gas / whatever, but Jason's built up a tolerance smoking whatever weed his Narrows dealer will sell him on the DL so instead of flipping out and getting paranoid he just gets really, really, really fucking high and Bruce has to babysit him in the Cave (AKA giving him very specific pens from his desk in a very specific order and also Bruce isn't allowed to look directly at him) until it leaves his system, which takes like all of 1.5 hours because the Gotham weed is like half Joker-strain at this point and his tolerance is INSANE.

[succinyl-coa]

i've been in brita-debt for months now. she'll never be full, and why? it would only take one, perhaps 2 additional fills. alas...

[lipsyncforyourlife]

[gusterindrag]

"Mona Lisa" pairs well with Brita Filter

Bonus Brita appreciation:

Bonus Bonus Brita appreciation:

[entertainment]

By popular demand (a reblog from @doodleswithangie) we present the ✨Concussion Cut✨ of Ben Schwartz's (@rejectedjokes) Renfield (@i-am-renfield) Answer Time interview with @overchers.

[lastoneout]

okay listen maybe my hands aren't as good at exfoliating as a rag or loofa would be, but 1) I watch Baumgartner Restoration and know for a fact that the pads of your fingers are rough enough to Remove Stuff from other stuff and 2) I have ADHD and I am NOT going to remember to take that damn loofa/rag/ect. out of the shower and thus it is going to grow all sorts of fucked up micro-organisms and molds and god knows what else and I think Maybe Not Exfoliating As Well As I Probably Could is better for me than "washing" myself with the Plague Rag

[aropride]

thus far “adulthood” seems to involve lots of pouring liquids from one container to another

[seveneyesoup]

being in your 20s is mostly about refilling your brita filter

[putting-ragatha-in-places]

please put her in the brita (water filter) :3

ragatha in the brita (water filter)

[thegunlady]

SOMETIMES! SOMETIMES! YOU'RE HAVING A PRETTY OKAY DAY AND THEN YOU DISCOVER GREEN ALGAE GROWING IN THE WATER RESERVOIR OF YOUR COFFEE MACHINE!!!!!!!!

[codgod]

freecam being a thing on hermitcraft now is crazy to me because i still remember way back in s6 when grian was first learning to use an elytra and someone gave him the advice to use that + a slow fall potion to get a good view of his base. and now he can just detach his camera and look at it from afar with no problem