#ugghhhhhhhh

[theelmoarchive]

Remembered that I can literally just draw them if I want to

[thehelltingvilleclub]

Jerry Stokes - Champion Card Player and Professional Goober

Jerome “Jerry” Titus Stokes Jr. [10/02/80] [6'0. Yes, Bill is mad about this.] Secretary of Fantasy and Role-Playing Games AOL / Online Users: [XxLordxXxAtrocityxX] Theme Songs: Chronically Cautious - Braden Bales | Undone - The Sweater Song - Weezer | Polygon Dust - Porter Robinson Favorite Shit: Middle-Earth, Magic Cards, Percentile Dice, He-Man, Final Fantasy, Dragons, Tabletop Gaming, Conan, Studio Ghibli, Discworld, LARPs, Legend of Zelda, Earthsea, Yawgmoth’s Will, Gen-con, Xena, Aerith Gainsborough, Elfquest, White Magic

Therapy, check. Meds, check. Keys, check. Godsend Card Wars deck, check. EXTRA Card Wars deck in case some fucker tries to one up him, check... shit what is he forgetting *now*? It took him growing a backbone and his parents to finally get his ass to the doctor, but hey, at least he's here now, right??? right????? He's still trying to get Bill to come with him to the office to deal with his anger issues but it's like trying to climb Mordor bro; not gonna happen any time soon.

He's managed to make some new friends in the process, who knew?! Actually going to tournaments is so much more fun than just following Bill around all day--

I have the Power!

Jerry used to take Piano, as his parents tried to get him into as many extra curriculars when he was in elementary as they could to get him out of their hair (And.. hey, at least he learned something..?)

Because of this, he occasionally plays by himself on the practice piano he got as a kid, though usually it's just him learning soundtracks or transcribing the entirety the Ocarina of Time by ear.

y'know. normal everyday shit.

He has a habit of forgetting to trim his nails, however he keeps them relatively neat-- filed down and this dude actually showers and washes his hands like a maniac if he gets dirty, so it's not that bad. Plus, he's convinced it helps him pick up cards better without folding them.

Let's be honest, Jerry forgets a lot of things sometimes in his anxious scramble to get places. Including meals on occasion, which usually results in Josh jumping him as an excuse to get another snack for them both.

Would be willing to have his nails painted, absolutely, but will probably pick it off within the day as a fidget. Sorry guys.

Jerry met Matt at a Card tournament and they became rather quick friends-- and Matt whooped his ass when they played so he had to give the guy some props.

This dude gets the WORST bedhead and he barely does anything about it, just don't make fun of him if his hair is flat in the back please please please--

Jerry. Likes. Stripes. I feel like his mom dressed him up as the Girl who got sick with the Stripes once when he was a toddler cause he got covered in paint and it just *stuck*.

Jerry has also worn the same style of shoe and brand for the past 15 years he's not gonna start changing it now, fuckers

Can you tell he has a separation issue? no? then open your EYES.

This man absolutely gets ass his phone and aol are blowing UP like ALL THE FUCKIN TIME and he's so overwhelmed that he just ignores them all most of the time. most.

He ends up mostly subsisting off of tournament winnings and doing random odd jobs around the neighborhood, but at least it's enough to get him more cards and a bus ticket into Manhattan when he needs it.

Jerry still goes Bee-dee Bee-dee, he doesn't drop it entirely until post 2005-ish, when he meets Mandi. He DOES however, still use Buck as a nickname, cope. it's my world now.

cough uh he hates the feeling of underwear. those are basketball shorts. OOPS

god I love Jerry he's such a little dork

OKAY JOSHYBEAR IS NEXT Im gonna sob I also still have to draw May and Matt's cards...

fyuck

[dxckgrxsonx]

ur vibe dying mid use is such bullshit. tf do you think you’re doing soldier? get back to work.

[pee-com]

actually stopped breathing for a sec

[elizabethdarcy26]

HAND ON THE HIP! OMFGGGG! HAND ON THE HIP AND I'M LOSING IT LMAO!!! I've seen faaar spicier stuff than this but it's just different if it's Sasaki to Miyano! 😭😭 This does not even fall under "spicy" but what the hell idc!! 😂😂

[spookybecc]

Joakim karlsson appreciation post part 3

[girljeremystrong]

are they fucking kidding

[polycharismas]

this process would be greatly benefited by me being able to bite my nails off but i Cant.

[painsandconfusion]

why is posting things so much harder than writing them?

i have a fat stack of whumptober things in my docs just....sitting there.

and scenes, for that matter

[honestlydarkprincess]

pls i’m begging this fic to just finish itself

[pepper-rex]

stop posting pictures of really good looking food with captions like "this and some raw sex" or something. its making my burger craving come back

[sheila--e]

man why do i have trans androphobia dumbasses following me... fuckkkk off man how much clearer do I have 2 make it that i think yall are dumb as rocks

[clawdouobit]

does anyone have a double barrel I can shoot myself with why are you guys drawing chilchuckSEXUALLY HARASSING LAIOSSS SETTOTOPPPPPPPPPPPPPS STOP STOPR OPPPPSTTOPPPPPPP

[skhardwarevers1]

god someone save me from this (has to do history work again but it’s focused so fucking much on revolutions I can’t figure shit out for the environment theme and the technology theme.)

[sdblckgrl]

[oogaboogaghosttt]

omfg i forgot i have class tmrw. quick lets all die