#tagging tag lists hardddddd

[painsandconfusion]

why is posting things so much harder than writing them?

i have a fat stack of whumptober things in my docs just....sitting there.

and scenes, for that matter

[llamamicrowave]

My Big Family on AO3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25871098/chapters/62862025

Summary:

Jojo sibling AU Stands still exits. Jonathan has a slightly stronger version of hermit purple. And to compensate for such a weak stand he and Joseph learned Hamon. Johnny and Gappy are their cousins who live in America. Ships in tags

Notes:

Pure cringe. Beware..

Chapter 1

School Sux PT.1Chapter Text

Ships (Minor but exist)

-JonaErina (The only important one)

-Joseph x Suzi Q x Ceaser (Leave me alone)

-JotaKak

-Very minor GioTrish

-Jolyne x Ermes

-GyJo

Jonathan POV

Hi! My name is Jonathan Joestar! A little about my self? Well, I'm 26, I have 4 younger siblings that I take care of since my father is always working. But it's fine I love taking care of them! I have a girlfriend, her name is Erina Pendleton and I'm planning to propose to her soon! Please don't tell her that, or any of my bothers, I don't want them to roast me for being a softy again.

Even though I am the oldest I can't be there some times, so when I'm not there my brother Joseph is in charge. But Joseph sometimes can be... How can I say this without sounding rude? Stupid? Immature? Idiotic? Well, yes to all of those.

Since Joseph can be a bit dumb at times, dad gives responsibly to Jotaro. He's pretty chill but sometimes can come off as rude. It's all a fake though, he loves marine life (especially dolphins lol) and when he was ten he told me he wanted to be a Marine Biologist! So in short, he's a dork.

Then there's Josuke and Jolyne the twins. There the youngest in the family. Josuke is the oldest by a few minutes. He's a goofball but can be serious if needed. Like if someone insults his hair he could go as some might say, Apeshit.

Jolyne, our only sister. Her personality is much like Jotaro. She just says whatever she wants, whenever she wants. I can't really say much about her since I'm being blackmailed by her and Jotaro. They're so alike it's scary.

I know I said I only had 4 siblings but there's another I didn't mention. 3 years before Joseph was born my father adopted a "friend" of his's son, Dio Brando. Dio was, excuse my language, a dick ever since we were kids. He ran over my dog Danny with one of his "friends" cars. As soon as Dio turned 18 he moved to Italy to become a lawyer. But that wasn't the last time I saw him.

While in Italy Dio, had a child with a woman he didn't even know. That woman neglected her son and allowed her husband to abuse him.

"She would leave days at a time and leave little food for him." I looked at the toddler sleeping in his arms, he had black hair and a cute bowl cut. "He's only a kid, he can't survive like that," Dio said to me.

"..."

"I can't let him have the same childhood as me." he looked dead into my eyes. I finally understood where he was coming from torturing me all these years.

"..." I stayed quiet.

"But I'm not taking care of this kid."

And now he lives with us! His name is Giorno Giovanna-Brando-Joestar. He is only a year younger then Josuke and Jolnye. And that's my family!

And remember when I said my dad works a lot, that was a lie...

He died on Jotaro's 11th birthday. He and my stepmother were hit by a drunk driver. Jotaro blames himself for the crash. It's not his fault though, he had no control over it. He was only a kid. I'm sorry to drop this on you now but with my father's death made me like a father figure to them. Dad would be proud.

Ages,

Jonathan- 26

Johnny- 22

Joseph- 20

Jo2uke- 19

Jotaro- 17

Josuke- 16

Jolyne- 16

Giorno- 15

Narrator POV

Jonathan woke up first as normal and recapped his schedule,

Ok, so I have to make breakfast, Make sure they're ready for school, go to work, and meet up with Erina, and? What else do I have to do? ...Oh yeah! Take away Joseph's phone for getting arrested yesterday! Next time he should, you know, not try and run over his WHEELCHAIR BOND COUSIN! Goodness, I got angry again, sorry about that.

Jonathan arose from his bed and began his morning routine. He showered, washed his face, brushed his teeth, and got ready for the day.

He then started to make breakfast for his big family.

Joseph likes bacon with coffee.

Jotaro likes toast with coffee.

Josuke likes eggs with juice.

Jolyne likes yogurt with coffee.

And Giorno likes vegan pancakes with tea.

Oh yeah, Johnny, and Gappy and/or Jo2uke are staying with us! I wonder what they want? I'll just make them eggs.

A door opens from upstairs. Giorno walks out from his room to the bathroom to get ready for school. He liked waking up before the rest of his family.

When Giorno was done getting ready he walked down the stairs, and greeted Jonathan as he sat down.

"Good Morning, Jonathan."

"Good Morning! Did you sleep well?" Jonathan asked.

"Yeah, I think s-" He was cut off by a door slamming shut. Very loudly.

"Must be Jotaro. Jolyne must have gotten in the bathroom first." Giorno commented.

Jonathan laughed. "I guess so."

~~~~~~~~~~~

"Good Morning, retards!" Jolyne came prancing down the stairs.

"Jolyne, that isn't nice," Jonathan said sternly.

"You're right, Joseph isn't here right now." she sat down. Jonathan sighed. saying nothing back to her, defeated.

"Where is Joseph anyway?" Giorno asks.

Jonathan scoffs, "I told him to be awake at 6:00 sharp."

"Why 6:00?" Jolyne asked

"That's his punishment for trying to run over Johnny yesterday."

"Ohh yeah! I remember now!"

"Your next line will be, 'The things he'll do for 20 bucks,'!" a voice from inside the pantry spoke.

"The things he'll do for 20 bucks- JOSEPH!" Jolyne yelled.

Joseph popped out of the pantry fully dressed and looking proud.

"I've been up since 4 am!" he said proudly.

"Did you have another nightmare?" Jotaro said sarcastically walking down the stairs.

"Yes actually, Ocean Man!"

"What did you say?" Jotaro asked sternly. Even though Joseph was 3 years older than him they were about the same size.

"He called you, OCEAN. MAN! O-C-E-A-N M-A-N!" Josuke called from the upstairs bathroom.

"Fuck off." Jotaro sat down. "Langage, Jotaro!" Jonathan told him.

"Joot, you seem more pissy than usual, are you on your period?" Jolyne asked smugly.

"Jolyne, I'm not in a good mood and I want you to know I will not hesitate to choke you out and then feed it to your simp."

"Anasui is not a simp!" Jolyne defended.

"Funny, how you knew who I was talking about without saying his name."

~~~~~~~~~~~

"Have fun at school!" Jonathan yelled at his younger siblings.

"Yeah, fun and school don't mix well," Jolyne yelled back.

Joseph usually carpools with Ceasar and Smokey. Jotaro drives him and his friends to school with Jonathan's car. (Jonathan drives there dads car to work). Jolyne caught a ride with her girlfriend Ermes. Josuke walked with his friends Okuyasu and Koichi. And Giorno either walked by himself or ride with his older friend Bruno, today he was alone with his thoughts.

Joseph POV

"Ugh, collage sucks!" I groaned. "Suck it up buttercup It's only the beginning of the year," Ceasar said, reading a book.

Asshole.

We were in the library supposed to be studying but I got a bit distracted. See Suzi Q was also in the library, by herself. Nobody around her, the perfect opportunity to ask her out, but this blonde bubble-blowing bitc-

"Stop staring at Suzi, it's starting to get creeping now," Ceasar said still looking at the book.

"And why should I?"

"1. We should be studying, and 2. Your so small no girl wants to date you." that asshole wrote something in his notebook.

I. Was. Annoyed to say the least. I mean it's true, BUT YOU DON'T SAY IT! So I did the only rational thing, put him in a headlock.

Good thing the library was empty except for a couple of people who were used to our bullshit by now.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU BUFFOON!?" Ceasar said, or at least tried too.

Ha, get rekt, bitch.

Jotaro POV

"Ugh, I hate school."

"Can you stop being edgy for 5 seconds?" Polnareff asked.

Dick,

"Can you guys stop arguing and actually help!" Avdol said while he was doing the science assignment, I don't know why. Fucken dork.

"Kakyoin is literally sleeping!" Polnareff wined.

"Kakyoin has had a long day."

"Yeah... what are we talking about?"

"So, sleeping beauty is finally up," I say.

"I know you meant that as an insult but I'm taking it as a compliment, Aurora was fabulous!" Kak laughed like the maniacal little gay shit he is.

"Aww, you guys are so cute!"

"Polnareff focus on the experiment!-" the test tube cut him off, by exploding.

"..."

"Finally something exciting," I said because it was fucking epic.

"I mean this would not have happened Joot and Kak weren't flirting with each other."

"Wtf."

Josuke POV

"Math is hardddddd."

"It's not that hard, Oku."

"Bullshit."

"Okuyasu, you should probably pay attention to my lesson instead of complaining." our math and gym/Hamon teacher Lisa-Lisa said to my friend Okuyasu, and trust me no one wants to get on her bad side, the last person to do that was Joseph, he still has nightmares, and he graduated.

"Yes, Josuke?"

"Is this going to be on the test?" I ask so I could know what to remember.

"Most of it will. But if you're asking me if you should listen in class or not, the answer is yes." it felt like she stared into my soul at that list part.

The bell rang

Lunch finally! Freedom at last!

"Your homework is to study for the quiz I'm giving you on an undisclosed date!"

Giorno POV

I walk over to bleachers outside of school where my friends (And Abbacchio) usually eat.

"Hey, guys." I quietly say. Right now there is only, Bruno, Abbacchio, Mista, and... Trish. Anyways as soon as Fugo and Narancia get here the peace will be ruined. Right now Bruno was talking to Mista and Trish about some party this Friday, and Abbacchio was on his phone with headphones on.

"Hello Giorno, how was your morning," Bruno asked.

"Eh, it was fine. Jolyne almost got ORAed."

"What else is new," Trish said drinking her mineral water. Wow shes really pretty, what?

"SUP BITCHES!" Narancia ran up to the bleachers with Fugo following behind him, sighing. Well, that was fun while it lasted.

[probably-voldemort]

I was tagged by @braveprincess (and I think someone else??? but now i can’t find the tag in my notifications so if you also tagged me in this i’m sorry)

10 people is a lot so we’re just gonna go through my BFSN tag list: @pawprinterfanfic @blvke-bellamy @the-griffin-green-blakes @thelittlefanpire @talistheintrovert @eyessharpweaponshot @clarkesbells99 @johnmurphysass @kindclaws @sarahin

The Instructions:

Pick 5 shows, then answer the following questions.

Don’t cheat.

Tag 10 people.

The Shows:

The Good Place

Jane the Virgin

iZombie

Grey’s Anatomy

The 100

The Questions

1. Who is your favourite character in 2?

Definitely not Petra in the earlier seasons but overall definitely Petra

2. Who is your least favourite character in 1?

Ooo this one is tough cause I really like all the Good Place characters.  Probably the demon who’s name I forget who’s played by Dax Shepard?  He was just an all around dick but like he was still funny to watch

3. What is your favorite episode of 4?

The musical episode.  Classic.

4. What is your favorite season of 5?

That’s also really tough omg.  Maybe season one?  I really like the whole Dropship dynamics of the delinquents and wish we got more of that

5. Who is your favorite couple in 3?

Ravi and Peyton.  Dale and Clive come in a close second, though

6. Who is your favorite couple in 2?

Jane and Rafael

7. What is your favorite episode of 1?

I like all the episodes this is hardddddd.  Maybe the season one finale though just because the big twist was genuinely something I hadn’t seen coming and it was a good and shocking twist.  Idk though cause all the episodes are so good

8. What is your favorite episode of 5?

The one where Bellamy gives Clarke CPR, for obvious reasons

9. What is your favorite season of 2?

Oh I have no idea.  I couldn’t tell you what happens in each season of his show.  Maybe the first though.  Just classic ridiculousness and plot twists and fun

10. How long have you watched 1?

Me and my brother watched it from the beginning

11. How did you become interested in 3?

I was bored.  It was on Netflix.  Binged the first like two seasons in like two days and was hooked

12. Who is your favorite actor in 4?

I don’t really follow any of the actors from Grey’s??????  Like at all??????  I’ve seen a couple interviews with the lady who plays Bailey though and she seems cool

13. Which do you prefer, 1, 2, or 5?

These questions are so harddddddd.  I gotta go with the 100 though

14. Which show have you seen more episodes of, 1 or 3?

Episode count wise, Jane.  But only because it has like 25 more episodes than iZombie.  Actual show run wise, iZombie, because I haven’t watched the series finale of Jane yet.

15. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

Everyone on Grey’s has way too much drama and tragedy in their lives for me to really want to be any of them tbh.  But maybe lilke pre-cancer Izzy Stevens?  She was cool until she went kinda crazy and ran away but like early seasons Izzy

16. Would a crossover between 3 and 4 work?

I mean, yeah actually.  iZombie and Grey’s both take place in Seattle.  Theoretically Grey-Sloan Memorial would’ve been within the bounds when the wall around New Seattle went up.  Hospital and cop show have a lot of room for cross overs.  Some of our Grey’s favs could’ve become zombies.  It’d be a weird twist for Grey’s, but it could work.  And now I kinda want a zombie outbreak on Grey’s Anatomy lol

17. Pair two characters in 1 who would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple.

Dude okay I ship like everyone in this show.  But I feel like Eleanor and Janet could be good together

18. Overall, which show has the better storyline, 3 or 5?

I gotta go with iZombie, just because it’s completely finished and everything wrapped up pretty nicely.  Hoping for a good ending for the 100 too!

19. Which has the better theme music, 2 or 4?

Considering Jane the Virgin doesn’t have a theme song, I gotta go with Grey’s

[hyyunjinn]

bias tag game thing

ah rip this is gonna be fun:) thanks for the tag @realstraykids kasldff

List:

jeon jungkook

hwang hyunjin

park minhyuk (rocky)

hong joshua

kim wonpil

ji changmin (q)

lee minho

chwe vernon hansol 

kim seokjin

kim namjoon

Questions:

Between 1 & 4 who would you rather kiss? (jungkook // joshua)   LMAO RIP--but jungkook because I’d love to kiss his cheek scar and then the rest of his face :(((                                    

Between 2 & 7 who would be your best friend? (hyunjin // minho)     WOW WTF WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT THEY’RE PUT TOGETHER THIS ISN’T FAIR--I mean,,,,,, uhhhhhh okay I say ............ LIKE ---- this is hardddddd because I think I’d be more compatible with minho because if it was like, they’re my actual classmates--I’d talk to minho and I don’t think hyunjin is that kind of person I’d approach and talk to,,,, but at the same time? I feel? IDK IF I’M BEING BIASED OR NOT BUT LIKE, I THINK? HYUNJIN AND I CAN BE BEST FRIENDS by ... yeah actually idk bc my mind is pulling a blank when it comes to remembering these two’s personalities

Between 5 & 10 who has a better voice? (wonpil // namjoon)                  OH THANK GOD MY JAW DROPPED SEEING WONPIL AS A CANDIDATE AND HIS VOICE IS THE REASON WHY I BIASED HIM AND ASLKDFJLASDFKJAGKAFLKSF OFC IT’S WONPIL--IS NAMJOON EVEN WORTHY? N O LMAO                                                  

Between 1 & 8 who is the funniest? (jungkook // vernon)                       ah yeah it’s probably jungkook--vernon’s just off on his own doing his thing and slkafjsdf OKAY ACTUALLY I SORTA SEE THEM AS REALLY SIMILAR TO EACH OTHER but jungkook is probably funnier

Between 6 & 9 who would you date? (q // jin)                   o sht um tBH IDK because as much as I love q, I don’t feel like I know him as well enough to really judge this so i’d definitely say I’d date jin altho tbh, i’m like the younger and female version of jin minus the lame jokes so idk how that will turn out lmao

Between 9 & 10 who would you do a collab with? (jin // namjoon) OOOH. OOOH. WHAT THE HECK. JIN’S MY FAVE BANGTAN VOCALIST WHILE NAMJOON IS MY FAVE RAPPER ALKSFJKAGASLKFD THIS ISN’T FAIR--probably namjoon so I don’t have to sound like a dying whale next to jin because I know I can at least sing better than namjoon asldkjfaslf jk i love his singing voice so much it’s so cute and raspy and namjoon hehe

Between 4 & 8 who is the best dancer? (joshua // vernon)                        LMAO THEY’RE ACTUALLY BOTH NOT THE BEST ASIFJASDF I’d probably go with vernon when it comes to the choreo, esp in clap and dwc hehe they both s u c k at freestyle tHEY LOOK SO ALSKFJASDFK EW 

Between 3 & 5 who would you most likely marry? (rocky // wonpil)       oh yeah, definitely rocky, no doubt about that

Between 1 & 7 who would you nurse when they are sick? (jungkook // minho) ;-; but ????/????///??/ jungkook is my ult bias and i swore to myself to always love minho to the best of my ability the  h e c k            

Between 2 & 3 who has the better smile? (hyunjin // rocky)                  WAIT THIS ISN’T FAIR EITHER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO HAS THE BETTER SMILE WHEN BOTH OF THEIR SMILES WAS WHY I F E L L FOR THE THEM RIP  alksdfjasldfprobablyhyunjini THINK IDK I REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE ROCKY’S SMILE OKAY I CAN LIVE OFF OF IT IF I WASN’T SO OBSESSED WITH SK

Between 6 & 8 who would you vacation with? (q // vernon)             hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I think going with vernon would be really chill,,, and super cute hahah idk 

I taaaag @manny27lei and @aguavberry hehe

[fandom-queen-aka-trash]

Dawwwww this is so sweetness! 🥺🥺

Favorite color: pink lol my entire room is a bubblegum pink

Last Song I listened to: Summer Fever by Bevy Maco (HARDCORE nostalgia vibes here this is a timeless fav for me)

Favorite musicians: oh GOSHHHHH that's hardddddd. Here's an abridged list NIve, Keshi, Ateez, BTS, Zico, Jae Jin, and One OK Rock

Last film I watched: pfft idk i don't watch movies that much. Probably Deapool 2 thom thats my comfort movie

Last Show I watched: Avatar the Last Airbender

Favorite Characters: guys I can't ANSWER THIS. Again abridged version: Wei Wuxian, Zuko, Deadpool, Loki, Lan Zhan, Danny Phantom, Edward Elric, and ummm the rest of the untamed cast lolol (just kinda going off the last fanfics I've read for this small. SMALL list)

Sweet, savory, spicy: ummmm can I say salty and carby? Hahaha

Sparkling water, tea, or coffee: pop?

Pets: LOTS. 6 ducks, a dog, 2 cats, a lovebird, and two fish

Tag: idk imma just tag peeps I know and wouldn't mind knowing

@spicyjhoe @frannabelle3 @frankenstein852 @pineapple-panini19 @sunshine-jaehyun @thekinkpopstandsforkrackheads @galaxycollision @cherryeoo

Tag 8 people you want to know better:

I was tagged by @heartcravings​ thank you so much for this ♡ I kind of went on rants here and there

favourite colour: I don’t have a favourite one, from time to time it’s like I favour one and then it passes

last song i listened to: EVERGLOW - Adios (if you didn’t check this out, you should because it’s amazing)

favourite musicians: this one’s hard for me actually. I’m down with any genre and I’ve been listening mostly to K-pop the past few years more than anything else and lately I’ve just been in love with Byun Baekhyun, Kim Woosung and Han Seungwoo’s voices, like damn, these boys can sing ♡♡♡

last film i watched: the last movie I watched because I wanted to was Along with the Gods: The Last 49 Days *chef’s kiss btw* but a couple months back I watched Captain America: Civil War on TV because it was right in front of me and I like it so…

last show i watched: Weekly Idol

favourite characters: off the top of my head Wei Wuxian (Mo Dao Zu Shi/The Untamed) and that’s because The Untamed is waiting for me to get back to it and Wolfgang (Sense8)

sweet, spicy or savoury: I love sweet and spicy but if I were to choose I’d go with spicy

sparkling water, tea or coffee: none, I only drink plain water

pets: I have two cats (a boy and a girl), a dog and a bunny (he’s a full ass rabbit but I like how bunny sounds more - and I have no idea if it’s a he or a she but seeing as rabbit is a masculine word in my language I say it’s a boy)

i’ll tag @herwhisperisthe-jyp, @seventeenlovesthree, @stanukiss2k20, @bacon-notbaekhyun-jaehyun-mingyu, @fandom-queen-aka-trash, @ohsenhun, @choisans and @marvelousmadrid ♡♡ I know we don’t interact but I would like to get to know you guys so there goes that ♡♡

Also, whoever sees this and wants to do it, consider yourselves tagged by me ♡♡