#scrawny motherfucker

[thehelltingvilleclub]

Jerry Stokes - Champion Card Player and Professional Goober

Jerome “Jerry” Titus Stokes Jr. [10/02/80] [6'0. Yes, Bill is mad about this.] Secretary of Fantasy and Role-Playing Games AOL / Online Users: [XxLordxXxAtrocityxX] Theme Songs: Chronically Cautious - Braden Bales | Undone - The Sweater Song - Weezer | Polygon Dust - Porter Robinson Favorite Shit: Middle-Earth, Magic Cards, Percentile Dice, He-Man, Final Fantasy, Dragons, Tabletop Gaming, Conan, Studio Ghibli, Discworld, LARPs, Legend of Zelda, Earthsea, Yawgmoth’s Will, Gen-con, Xena, Aerith Gainsborough, Elfquest, White Magic

Therapy, check. Meds, check. Keys, check. Godsend Card Wars deck, check. EXTRA Card Wars deck in case some fucker tries to one up him, check... shit what is he forgetting *now*? It took him growing a backbone and his parents to finally get his ass to the doctor, but hey, at least he's here now, right??? right????? He's still trying to get Bill to come with him to the office to deal with his anger issues but it's like trying to climb Mordor bro; not gonna happen any time soon.

He's managed to make some new friends in the process, who knew?! Actually going to tournaments is so much more fun than just following Bill around all day--

I have the Power!

Jerry used to take Piano, as his parents tried to get him into as many extra curriculars when he was in elementary as they could to get him out of their hair (And.. hey, at least he learned something..?)

Because of this, he occasionally plays by himself on the practice piano he got as a kid, though usually it's just him learning soundtracks or transcribing the entirety the Ocarina of Time by ear.

y'know. normal everyday shit.

He has a habit of forgetting to trim his nails, however he keeps them relatively neat-- filed down and this dude actually showers and washes his hands like a maniac if he gets dirty, so it's not that bad. Plus, he's convinced it helps him pick up cards better without folding them.

Let's be honest, Jerry forgets a lot of things sometimes in his anxious scramble to get places. Including meals on occasion, which usually results in Josh jumping him as an excuse to get another snack for them both.

Would be willing to have his nails painted, absolutely, but will probably pick it off within the day as a fidget. Sorry guys.

Jerry met Matt at a Card tournament and they became rather quick friends-- and Matt whooped his ass when they played so he had to give the guy some props.

This dude gets the WORST bedhead and he barely does anything about it, just don't make fun of him if his hair is flat in the back please please please--

Jerry. Likes. Stripes. I feel like his mom dressed him up as the Girl who got sick with the Stripes once when he was a toddler cause he got covered in paint and it just *stuck*.

Jerry has also worn the same style of shoe and brand for the past 15 years he's not gonna start changing it now, fuckers

Can you tell he has a separation issue? no? then open your EYES.

This man absolutely gets ass his phone and aol are blowing UP like ALL THE FUCKIN TIME and he's so overwhelmed that he just ignores them all most of the time. most.

He ends up mostly subsisting off of tournament winnings and doing random odd jobs around the neighborhood, but at least it's enough to get him more cards and a bus ticket into Manhattan when he needs it.

Jerry still goes Bee-dee Bee-dee, he doesn't drop it entirely until post 2005-ish, when he meets Mandi. He DOES however, still use Buck as a nickname, cope. it's my world now.

cough uh he hates the feeling of underwear. those are basketball shorts. OOPS

god I love Jerry he's such a little dork

OKAY JOSHYBEAR IS NEXT Im gonna sob I also still have to draw May and Matt's cards...

fyuck

[questionmarklive]

Eepy motherfucker with a soft blanket

Eepy motherfucker with a soft blanket

Eepy motherfucker with a soft blanket

I'm a eepy motherfucker with a soft blanket

[getwallowed]

i'll be one of those people you remember they'll be looking at us when we're together i'll be a mannequin you can dismember you don't like my clothes but you still like my smile take me home to mom but it'll take a while they might think they're cooler than me by a mile i can still have wisdom and look like a child

[reidfucker]

scrawny motherfucker with a cool hairstyle

[aspaceace]

experimenting with watercolors by doing a screencap redraw ✌️

[scrawnym4]

some art i’ve made for @madame-mongoose recently

[sethcoart]

agh

[repsolhonda]

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

scrawny by wallows is such a gender song

[thehelltingvilleclub]

guys

sigh

jerry.

[lastweeksshirttonight]

god help me

(Dan Wetmore, 9/26/2009)

[srosehh]

this song is so me fr

[mayowayo]

his scars on the wrong side… also i think i did his ears wrong… anyways enjoy

YES HES MY BOYFAILURE I LOVE THIS SO SO MUCH!!!!

[clowningcrows]

this song by wallows be soooooo gender affirming as a trans masc

[aspaceace]

axel/lea sketches bc i like him a normal, healthy amount

[scrawnym4]

this has been on my mind so i just gotta say, if you think wheatley was justified in any of his actions i need you to go like right now. this instant. out the door forever. wheatley was hurt, yes. he’s a deeply insecure character with a plethora of issues. but he was never justified, not even once. he took his insecurity out on others, he sent aperture into a tailspin, he objectified and belittled chell and glados in order to feel in charge and more secure in himself, not once have his actions been justified and that’s the point.

you looked at portal, a game where a central theme is women being oppressed, objectified, and stripped of their autonomy, and the first thought you have is “well about about the character that perpetuates that, what about him?”. you wanna talk about the horror a character in portal has gone through? think about glados for more than 2 seconds.