#and im choosing crows

[rsenak]

(new and improved) crow to crow communication

[mohntilyet]

they hated illario because he was a d1 yapper who was bad at assassinating people and was so annoyingly drunk and grief stricken at his cousin’s wake that viago had to drug him to shut him up (so what if he was also the guy who set his cousin up to die/disappear) . and also for working with the venatori and selling out the antivan crows i guess.

[lifequixote]

[Insert something creative other than saying i love Crowe]

[crows-of-buckets]

Rook: I'm really worried about Davrin and Lucanis, they keep arguing with one another... Its very bad Varric, what if it effects them in battle?

Varric, remembering that one time Fenris broke Ander's nose then took a knife in the back for him in the same night: I'm sure they'll be fine kid. They're barely even arguing if you ask me

[copepods]

shiny boys eat grass

[fraternum-momentum]

SOL AND CROWE U CAN HAVE MY LIFE IT IS YOURSSSWEWDWIDJJD

[shitpostingkats]

Feel free to ignore this, but I have to ask since I've been rewatching yugioh 5ds and you're one of the very few blogs I've searched that mentioned Satellite Bros age order. I'd love to hear your thoughts on this and if you know other blogs that talk about it.

WHY WOULD I EVER IGNORE THIS ITS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. THANK YOU SO MUCH <3

*takes deep breath* ok SO

Word of god canon is that the age order is Jack (19), Yusei (18), and Crow (17), at the start of the series.

But while you can make an argument that Yusei would have records, people who knew when he was born, or at least a birth certificate, Jack and Crow are orphans. If Jack is indeed 19, then he would have been roughly a year old when Zero Reverse happened, likely killing his parents, at the very least destroying a massive amount of city infrastructure. You tell me Jack knows his birthday and I press (X) to doubt.

Crow is apparently canonically younger than Yusei, but. His parents also died in Zero Reverse.

This. This straight up does not work.

Also Yusei is shown to be a baby when Zero Reverse occurred and if Crow's parents did indeed die in Zero Reverse when he was under a year old he there is NO WAY he would live much longer than that. That's just. How babies work.

CROW HOGAN HAS TO BE OLDER THAN YUSEI.

I will die on this hill. I watched the show thinking Crow was the middle brother and then learned their apparent canon ages after because he has to be older than Yusei for any of his backstory to make sense. Konami can fight me on this.

NARRATIVELY they are the middle and youngest child. Jack has Past motifs, Crow is Present, and Yusei is Future. Jack and Yusei's whole dynamic is the most oldest sibling vs youngest sibling drama possible.

As for Jack, I always like to think it was his birthday like, a week before Yusei leaves Satellite, because being a Newly Minted Twenty Year Old explains everything about his personality.

[inkywarden]

Viago De Riva 🐦‍⬛

[bosspigeon]

:3 teehee

[thewardenisonthecase]

the whole 'who should be first talon' thing is actually going to give me a headache the more i think about it

[lesbianshadowheart]

i like Lucanis way more than I thought I would btw.. my mentally ill pet italian

[rsenak]

💐 What is the relationship Rook has with their faction mentor? What was the moment they sent Rook away like?

Thank you for the ask!!! <3

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They'd both deny it furiously, but Calien and Viago act like siblings for the most part. They both know too much of the other and care more than they'd ever admit. And as such, they don't miss any chance to bully the other. (Calien and Teia have bonded over embarrassing stories of Viago in the past, and he's come up in conversations with Lucanis as well. He takes his unofficial job as an annoying and reckless younger brother very seriously.)

Their parting was less than happy after Calien freed the Antaam captives. He not only killed 20 Antaam but set the entire camp on fire in the process so it was impossible to miss. He probably owes his life to Viago for kicking him out of Antiva when he did…

[valentinesparda]

sethius is no longer a diva, they are quite awkward actually, but they are very pretty. I just wish datv had better short hair options

[cadaveerie]

some pictures of my rook :] dante de riva (they/them)

guess their romance and their personality and you might just get a free cookie

extra: earlier hair:

[thedragonagelesbian]

Theneneria is definitely hardening neve too huh.......

[dasmel]

re-read The Host by Stephenie Meyer and it still slapped just like when i read it in high school (even though i am now painfully aware of the book’s flaws as a 24yo agh) i always loved ian o’shea and i’m glad to see he still holds up <3 got the post book depression now lol open to chatting about the host :)

*okay but it was also so nice to read adult fiction so i didn’t have to worry about age but then i DID have to worry about age when smeyer wrote in the 17yo and 26yo relationship and also put wanda in a 16yo body UGH