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explaining clearly and carefully to my pcp the epistemological reasoning that forms the basis for my conclusion that i am turning into a werewolf. i got bit by this big dog you see says i. and i'm having weird sensations that i didn't before. but only at these specific times. and i experience pain in diverse regions of my body. also at these specific times. i'm changing to accommodate unexpected new rules of my personal biofunction. and i'm filled with bloodlust and terror. and nothing could explain my experience but this conclusion that i now present to you, which i drew from my own expert knowledge of living in my body. by the way other externally knowledgeable people also forewarned me that i might face these changes if i got bit by a big dog, and then i got bit by a big dog and what they said might happen to me is happening in the way they said it probably would. i'm not just making this up out of nowhere. and she says oh don't worry. i'm sure it's all in your vagina.
#i don't have fibroids. i don't have cysts. i have a super special problem that is perhaps unique not only to you but to science itself.#human history has never seen a weird minor little issue like this.#and if you laugh at me about it again.#.txt
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his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment
#my art#doodle#fanart#resident evil 8#ethan winters#i think its so funny that he has a journal in re8. not only does he have a journal but he illustrates it. i dont know if capcom intended to#imply that ethan stops every now and then to jot down the horrors and the hour that the horrors occur my guess is prolly not#but now its there and it makes me laugh. i shouldnt laugh at his mental health journey but i am anyways#shoutout to people who journal i wish i was you but instead i draw a guy feelin my emotions for me#but im so happy the sun goess away at 5pm. truly immaculate. i miss snow. but we stay chillin#i made more dear diary doodles but these were my favs n they went well together#i changed the entry in the 2nd one though cause i thought it was funnier to me this way#i cut my hair too short again im not even sad about it anymore like whatever man#at least its out of my way. and my shower was SO fast i got to stand there 5ever and it was still only like 15 minutes#fantastic. there are so many joys in life. theres twice as many horrors but the joys are definitely there and they are definitely joyful#anyways thats the post stay warm n cozy out there gang
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Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will
#dbhc flavored because. well. look at me#do I seem normal to you#dbhc#dbhc art#art escapades#dbhc etho#dbhc bdubs#bdoubleo100#ethoslab#wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers#dbhc wlsmp#ethubs#bdubs#etho#bro theyâre freaking LAUGHING under those arguments. they obviously care so much for each other and in my Ted talk weâll be#[and then she talks for 3 hours]#they make me so happy btw. bringing joy to my household on these nights#trafficblr#traffic smp#now. 'divorce' duo folks i hear you#'well of course they're laughing--the cc's don't actually hate each other' you would be correct#but consider this: they're allowed to be whimsical and have play-fights *in character* too#im speaking to a small minority of ethubs fans btw & this is not meant to be pointed LOL im being so unserious and very silly about them ^.#etho and bdubs duo i love you. never stop being weirdos#IM NEVER DRAWING THAT DANG HORSE AGAIN BTW#this is a lie probably <3#dbhc tango
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i think the thing a lot of papyrus takes get wrong is that they forget that, among other things, papyrus is funny. in my experience writing papyrus, i often find the most funny line is the most in-character one. an unfunny papyrus doesnât ever feel like an accurate papyrus to me. itâs more than part of the game, itâs part of his character. and disregarding that is what messes up a lot of otherwise good impressions of him.
#the same can be said for sans too#the biggest issue with the 2015 fandom interpretation (besides shipping him with a child) was that he was way too serious all the time.#sans actually made me crack up several times during the genocide route#i lost it at âcool mutant handâ#also regarding papyrus#even back when innocent naive papyrus was a thing he wasnât funny#and this is honestly a big problem considering how deeply intertwined humor is with undertaleâs narrative#looking at you chara âlaughed it offâ dreemurr#toriel âlaughs as she diesâ dreemurr#sans and papyrus âalways smilingâ undertale#that one smiling npc in snowdin yeah i didnât forget about you#seriously gotta stop putting half the post in the tags again this is getting ridiculous#undertale#papyrus#sans#character analysis#not much of one but i think itâs worth the tag
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stardew 1.6 secret cutscene
#stardew valley#stardew valley spoilers#sdv spoilers#sdv#mister qi#thats my farmer on the rightâŚ..hehe#if youâre ok with spoilers for the 1.6 update and dont know what this is. they added an alternate version of the perfection cutscene#where if you reach the summit using exploits instead of doing it Correctly. mister qi lectures you in the middle of a glitching hellscape#and then physically attacks you and you wake up in harveyâs clinic. and i have not stopped laughing about it#adn then making the meme made me laugh more because like this is implying he shoved you off the cliff. then went back down to wake you up#to beat you up again#which to me is something he would do. even if you are your grandpaâs grandkid
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#ffxiv#emet selch#hythlodaeus#hythades#ff14#fanart#as stiff as emet is about workdays and waking early on command he strictly keeps weekends for spending those extra morning moments#sleeping and lounging with his sleepy boyfriend#pulls gay shit like gazing fondly at his sleeping face and pushing his hair out the way from it being tousled from sleep#lil things like that emet is very much about those seemingly small insignificant gestures#as much as he likes to seem like he isnt#all his willpower and then some is needed to stop himself from being beckoned back to bed#sleepydaeus has a charm all on his own so he needs to get up and out or heâs FUCKED on weekdays#can you imagine#sorry lahabrea sir my fucking beautiful gorgeous purple twink husband told me to come back to bed all warm and cosy like#what do you mean of course we fucked nasty and no i wont apologise#if he asks me again iâd do it withiut hesitation#fucking convocation goes dead silent save for my azemâs futile attempts to stop laughing#emet is pissed to be away from such a beautiful creature called in an emergency meeting on short notice
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I should find another hobby
Anyway, if Merlin was set in modern times, Arthur would have called Merlin his âgay awakeningâ.
#arthurâs mind in this moment (probably)#âwhat the fuck is a stab with a magical sword anywayâ#âlet me kiss merlinâ#âletâs smoochâ#âletâs go back to camelot and copulateâ#âwhy havenât i done this before i mean WHATEVER IâM JUST DYING SOâ#âletâs make the best of my last few moments AM I RIGHT FELLASâ#âcome on merlin one small peck coME HEREâ#and merlinâs thoughts (probably):#âif you die without kissing me i will sentence you to deathâ#âno hesitationâ#âput those pretty lips on minE COME ON ARTHIEâ#merlinâs thought as he waits for arthurâs return (probably)#âiâll kill him again. what the fuck does thank you even meanâ#âbro be for real weâre just gayâ#âwe were supposed to bed each other and you died in my arms insteadâ#âpretty dramatic if you ask meâ#if you didnât notice iâm going insane#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#iâll probably delete it later because i donât feel that sure about it but i wanted a laugh#i made this out of desperation for the finale since i finished my rewatch#please send help
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Mine: Refer to me however you want!
Mike: Yeah, for me too. I think I use all pronouns too.
[They high-five and fist-bump each other]
Mine:
[via @barbmine]
#Mine#Barbmine#Mikethelink#Mike#I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMM THEY'RE SO FUNNY#Mine funniest person alive fr#also YOOOO LETS GO??????#I didn't know Mike was ok with any pronouns#and Mine too??? that's awesome!#Also for those who don't know: Mine is Mike's wife!#They're both bi#They're so cool I wanna have a silly sweet partnership like this someday *clenches fist and stares off into the sunset*#As per usual: not a native Portuguese speaker so can't translate the full thing#please feel free to hop in with translations and/or corrections!#Though I'm pretty confident about these. Wouldn't post it if I wasn't#I'll be real idk how to translate viado LMAO#It's like. Not what google translate will tell you it means#idk imo I think ''homo'' sounds right but ONCE AGAIN: I'm not a Portuguese speaker#Poor Mine I laughed when she first posted this image ages ago and I replied to her saying it gave me a good laugh and she was like#''WAIT I PROMISE IT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS IT MEANS''#it's all good Mine I'm bi too I am not phased lmao#I don't personally use that word but I do not care when other queer folks use it
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âŚIt's nice. You're so noisy. [âŚ] Actually, it'd be better if we died together. That way, neither of us would have to suffer the pain of losing the other, right? Shut up.
KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 13
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#nat chen#chen bowen#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#userspring#uservid#userspicy#userrain#userjjessi#pdribs#*cajedit#*gif#AI DI'S FACE IN THE LAST GIFFFFFF IIIIIIIIII. LOOOOVE. HIIIMMMMM.#this might be the most romantic thing ive ever seen full stop#if you dont want to die with me so neither of us have to live without each other then why would i want you.#(but also ai di would have been okay with that. again. hes like. hes taking what he can get.#he thinks chen yi isnt as All In as he is....and this is the scene he realizes chen yi is just as insane about him and he is SOOOOO. happy!#i also love the face chen yi makes as he's getting in the car while ai di is calling at him to promise. he ROLLS HIS EYES.#he looks at ai di like. SURE jan. SURE ill let you die before me. SUUUURE i wont go insane if you die.#i just love how now theyre completely on the same page with each other. they know how much each loves the other#and both of them are so so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGH.#'youre so noisy.' 'shut up.' chen yi just wants to kiss (hes laughing & fond & in love & not as good with words & its really. really cute.)#and the way he leans back and clears his throat like he cant believe what he just said but he would never take it back...baby...
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"the bats could take down supers despite the supers being way more powerful than them because they are weak to kryptonite!!!" oh really? mhm, right, that's nice. hey, do you know what the bats are weak to? here is a brief, nonexhaustive list: bullets, bombs, swords, crossbow bolts, arrows, crowbars, bombs, grenades, being slammed into pavement at high velocities, drowning, asphyxiation, and i haven't even gotten into the frost breath, laser eyes, ttk in one case, etc. ...
#rimi talks#sorry i was just thinking about that wfa ep that dunked so hard on superman for no reason again#like its soooo funny theyre all like its so easy to take superman down!!!!#in the SAME SEASON as they are all being mega freaked out about THE JOKER#WHO IS JUST SOME STUPID EDGY GUY#you know who could defeat the joker literally in 30 seconds flat (and 30 seconds is being mighty generous to the joker)? its superman#like the point of the bats in crossover narratives with supers/wonders/flashes/etc is Not to be the most capable physical fighters#theyre the sneaky guys who help with recon and strategy or whatever like bffr#WONDER WOMAN struggles to take superman down in a 1v1 fight.#BATMAN? do not make me laugh#and thats not a bad thing!! thats just not their narrative purpose and thats fine!!!#but like IN CANON bats struggle in fights against characters like shrike or ra's al ghul or blockbuster.#be serious do you actually think these guys are on par with superman.
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it was literally their moment and they just let us watch
(if you need me i'll be marinating in this for the foreseeable future)
#magneto#rogue#rogneto#rogueneto#IT WAS SO DIFFICULT TO PICK ONLY 10 IMAGES. SOSOSOSO DIFFICULT. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SCENE WAS FUCKING SUBLIME.#thank you to the person who pointed out the bg music is ace of base 'happy nation' ;wwwwwww; SUCH A GOOD SONG FOR THIS#okay but for real never have i had a stronger 'GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME' moment#magneto can we all form a queue to dance with you romantically in the air while an audience watches.............#their body language. their HANDS. OLD MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR TONGUE BY HER NECK#no word of a lie ive probably watched this scene 200 times today. new comfort media. inject it directly into my veins.#my husband laughing at me as i rewind and play over and over again from the other side of the room#my fave fave FAAAAVE part of this animation is the lil pan they do#the one between mags and rogue and the lyric 'where the people understand and dream of perfect man'#THERE IS SOMETHING SO SOFT AND ROMANTIC AND ADORING ABOUT IT#disintegrates like a sopping wet piece of bread. thank you animators who worked on this scene#i feel like i am burning with the excitement of a thousand suns over this#xmen 97#leigh's magneto hours
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Wake up my fellow nerds!! it #mintysillyart edit compilation timeđ¨đ¨đ¨đ¨
â¨carnival au additionâ¨
Carnival au and drawing by: @sm-baby
Yea this is 2 minutes long (save my soul i had to add everyone somehow for some reason)
Warning for: loudish tv beeping sound/car honk/yelling, cursing, emoji knife& Japanese Ogre mask, real gun photo, explosion gif
Gummigoo was harmed im sorry yâall
But no gloinks where harmed
Link to most of the drawing used here
Link to where the player drawing came from
Link to pomni pic
Link to caine pic (warning for violence and blood)
Link to zooble pic
And finally link to gloinks
#MintySillyArt#the âme for Kaufmoâ hj is mainly true because I simp for him#I little showtime at the end for you folks#one like and I show off my carnival au Kaufmo simp edit#/hj#sorry folks I forgot about able oops#and forgot queenie oops again#the amazing digital carnival#I call Kaufmo baby girl /ref (specifically talking about the player photo link)#carnival au fixation go brrrrr#carnival au#the amazing digital circus#tadc#Kaufmo#ragtha#Jax#gangle#pomni#kinger#Caine#zooble#gummigoo#princess loolilalu#if Iâm missing any warning Iâm doomed#itâs 12 at night and here I am doing edits#edit because I missed spelled gummigoo#extra edit because I forgot something#live laugh Kaufmo <3
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And my girlfriends?
yeah.
they smoke weed.
(original post) (sometimes a copypasta fits your character so well...)
#we were legion#weed smoking gfs#digital art#my art#my ocs#ocs#zagan#idk what to say about this I just saw the weed smoking gfs post again#and I saw this line#and I was like. oh my god.#it's literally him#LIKE THIS IS HIM#it's too perfect...#these poses are LITERALLY from episode 1 btw#I just pulled art out of him#cause he is introduced showing off his muscles#that are good for punching#GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD its so good#I need to make this commic. NOW#me all day before making the comic#I thumbnailed 120 panels ish today.....#it was a lot....#ALL VERY GOOD#I've reread them like 6 times already#that's how you know it's good#when I just an't get enough of it#laughing at my own jokes every time...#good stuff.#ok bye
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sun asking the important questions u_u
Yeah this is it. this is exactly how the scene went.
#DFtR au#I'M HOWLING#literally LITERALLY this is the scene#I love his crazy eyes I love his too tight smile I love his missing ray oghgghghggh#SHAKING YOU#god. I am going to be laughing about this all day#I keep looking at it again and losing my shit lskdhjfgkddflksazjhdfsdf#maybe we should have agreed actually#sorry oscar but can you blame me. look at him. look at that award winning smile#SDKLFHSKDHFSDKJFHSDKJHF#GODDDDD. I M'WHEEZING
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Reminder of a Starline themed BumbleKast Q&A where Ian Flynn as Starline talks about what he would have done with Sonic and Tails bodies after the events of Issue 50: [ Tw! Child Death + Taxidermy ]
Starline is such a genuinely terrifying character (who I miss everyday ahh) and his disregard for children and his willingness to mentally and physically manipulate them for his own evil purposes (especially in the context of this answer) is genuinely chilling. Itâs something I think even Eggman would be semi disturbed by which is saying a lot.
The idea of him using Sonic and Tails preserved bodies as trophies and as an example to others is so insanely horrifying, and the âwell then Iâll just have to start a gallery wonât I!â in response to the idea of other heroâs trying to rise up against him somehow finds a way to make it extra disturbing. The mental image of Amy, Knuckles and all their other friends seeing what Starline has done to the brothers⌠to their family đ
The thought of Surge and Kit having a constant physical reminder of what theyâve done⌠that while Sonic and Tails may be out the way, the two unwilling doppelgangers will forever be in their shadow, unable to truly fill the roles they were forced into and the bond the brothers had. Them getting everything they thought they wanted, yet still feeling empty inside.
Long story short: Ian Flynn did not need to go this crazy with this answer but gosh am I glad he did.
#I think about this at least 10 times a day and a convo with 0vergrown brought it to the front of my brain again#when he said taxidermy I choked#THE EVIL LAUGH TOO LIKE?!?!?!#THOSE ARE CHILDREN BRO#heâs out here acting girly pop while talking about child murder and itâs driving me crazy#oh starline how I miss you#miles tails prower#sonic the hedgehog#sth#tails the fox#sonic#tails#amy rose#knuckles the echidna#dr starline#doctor starline#starline the platypus#<<<< crazy madman omg#as a British person I love him giving starline a silly lil evil British accent too omg#dr eggman#eggman#surge the tenrec#kit the fennec#kitsunami the fennec#ian flynn#sonic IDW#bumblekast
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taemin doing an impression of jonghyun (x)
#taemin#jonghyun#saw this going around on twt again....might have watched it at least 20 times in a row#when i tell you that taemin is the funniest person in the world...seeing how funny he is now u might agree but let me tell u about taemin#BACK THEN...he would normally be just a quiet little guy but then he would literally do the craziest thing out of nowhere and leave everyon#in shambles (me especially. also jonghyun as you can see in the video above)#anyway his impression of jjong's manner of speaking is so funny bc it is SO ON POINT im literally tearing up watching this again now#also look at jonghyun GIGGLING .#honestly posting this for myself specifically so i can go back when i need to laugh for a bit....#ltm a comedian first a singer dancer artist second
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