#THOSE ARE CHILDREN BRO
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Reminder of a Starline themed BumbleKast Q&A where Ian Flynn as Starline talks about what he would have done with Sonic and Tails bodies after the events of Issue 50: [ Tw! Child Death + Taxidermy ]
Starline is such a genuinely terrifying character (who I miss everyday ahh) and his disregard for children and his willingness to mentally and physically manipulate them for his own evil purposes (especially in the context of this answer) is genuinely chilling. Itâs something I think even Eggman would be semi disturbed by which is saying a lot.
The idea of him using Sonic and Tails preserved bodies as trophies and as an example to others is so insanely horrifying, and the âwell then Iâll just have to start a gallery wonât I!â in response to the idea of other heroâs trying to rise up against him somehow finds a way to make it extra disturbing. The mental image of Amy, Knuckles and all their other friends seeing what Starline has done to the brothers⌠to their family đ
The thought of Surge and Kit having a constant physical reminder of what theyâve done⌠that while Sonic and Tails may be out the way, the two unwilling doppelgangers will forever be in their shadow, unable to truly fill the roles they were forced into and the bond the brothers had. Them getting everything they thought they wanted, yet still feeling empty inside.
Long story short: Ian Flynn did not need to go this crazy with this answer but gosh am I glad he did.
#I think about this at least 10 times a day and a convo with 0vergrown brought it to the front of my brain again#when he said taxidermy I choked#THE EVIL LAUGH TOO LIKE?!?!?!#THOSE ARE CHILDREN BRO#heâs out here acting girly pop while talking about child murder and itâs driving me crazy#oh starline how I miss you#miles tails prower#sonic the hedgehog#sth#tails the fox#sonic#tails#amy rose#knuckles the echidna#dr starline#doctor starline#starline the platypus#<<<< crazy madman omg#as a British person I love him giving starline a silly lil evil British accent too omg#dr eggman#eggman#surge the tenrec#kit the fennec#kitsunami the fennec#ian flynn#sonic IDW#bumblekast
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Hi! Some human koopalings c:
#super mario bros#my art#the koopalings#wendy o koopa#bowser junior#bowser jr#iggy koopa#ludwig von koopa#the sillies#my beloveds#my children#bowser jr is like 4 or 5#the others are teenagers#Junior's horns are hair clips#bowser does his hair each morning anf puts those on because junior likes to look scary with his painted bib as well#his shell vackpack is full of art supplies and toys#backpack*#wanted to try and draw them human since ive seen tench's art of the human koopa family sjdjd#and ive seen other art of them humans and i like them lots
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Bro I just started Nocturne and can I just sayâŚ
Trevor smashing Syphaâs cheeks was the best thing to happen to that bloodline, endless mana reserves fr bro
#castlevania#castlevania nocturne#trevor belmont#sypha belnades#those children until the end of time will be op as hell#CAUSE SYPHA LITERALLY IS HAX LIKE YOU DONT GET TIRED WITH ALL THAT MAGIC?#AND TREVOR IS CRAZY IN A BATTLEFIELD#THOSE DESCENDANTS ARE NASTY BRO
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i love the idea that Wild is a big brother to basically all of the kids in his Hyrule. itâs such a good heacanon that i never see utilized.
#with their dads permission heâll take Cottla and Koko on horse rides and they always have food ready for his horses when he comes into town#cottla wants to learn archery to be like him and he melts when he finds that out#all the kids in Hateno have been caught giving treats to his horses#this is a popular headcanon i think but him teaching the local kiddos how to sword fight so often times heâll be found directing a horde of#children whoâre all swinging treebaches around. he couldnât look prouder of them.#imagine when he gets older and all the village kids r teens/young adults and all of a sudden the village has skilled hunters and foragers#and everyoneâs like âwow whatâs hateno doingâ and the answer is they all had a great big brother#by older i mean heâd be like. early thirties. but yâknow ahsnfjks#wildâs impact should rest in the ppl i think. botw is all abt humanityâs strive to overcome hardship and find beauty in the misery#(well. it is to me anyhow lmao)#so i love the idea of his influence not resting in politics or myths or whatever#but within the culture and spirit of those he fought for#in my brain he definitely wanted to rescue Zelda at first and thatâs the only reason he was going to fight ganon#but as his journey progressed he wanted to protect and cultivate the future more than rescue the past#i like this idea w zelda too. like not only will the future generation have great fighters but excellent scholars and leaders.#wow i am RAMBLING#anyhow. i like big bro wild.#linked universe#lu#jojoâs linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu wild#wild lu#wild linked universe#linked universe wild
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Looking at the way the plot is heading, s3 is most likely going to be the final season, I don't think I'm ready to say goodbye to the camp fam for good guys đ
#jurassic world chaos theory#camp cretaceous#jurassic world camp cretaceous#camp cretaceous chaos theory#jwct#jwcc#those are my children bro#how am i supposed to go on knowing no content after this#at least give us a 12/13 ep final season pleek#pretty pwease
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Bro has been struggeling with the concepts of maturity and immaturity since he was a wee lad
#tw body horror#cw body horror#tw blood#cw blood#muse arg#don't feed the muse#happy meat farms#alex bale#spongebob theory arg#dftm#anthony williams#the cynical critic#the cynical critics#cynical critic#muse arg au#dftm au#Dltfu#Don't let them find us#digital art#digital artist#artists on tumblr#Mitski strikes again#live laugh love mitski#bro really went downhill after his boyfriend- erm I mean best friend pushed him off the stairs đ#Anthony was one of those children who were told that they were so mature for his age but was also told that he was too immature for his age#and it was crazy how both was kinda true#Also there was a stage in his life where he was tired of being called immature so he tried to be â an adultâ just to please his mother#also you know that moment in that one cynical critic video about cartoons were Mark didn't want to say his lines and that made Antonio mad#Yeah headcannon those lines where refrencing Anthony and what people told him as a child thats why Mark didn't want to say those lines#lol sorry for headcannon dumpingđ
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Yoohyun used to be so well behaved, no idea where he got that from.
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#sctir#sctir fanart#han yoohyun#han yoojin#the s classes that i raised#s classes that i raised#tsctir#han bros#it speaks!#my art <3#I was thinking of a scenario in which anyone in sclasses would have one of those child harnesses and came to the conclusion that Yoojin#simply wouldn't use those#his children however-#btw I don't actually draw much this and my last thingy are outliers and should not have been counted đ
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ik itâs probably a classic case of extrapolating way too much but... the way raphâs character design lines up w his whole arc and role and struggles...
like the fact that he is so so so much bigger than the others. raph is big, raph is strong, raph is steady and sturdy and he can literally pick up his entire family and carry them all at once.Â
and like, when raph is so big and so strong and such a reliable thing. when raph is the protector, the one calling the shots on missions, the mother hen, the first point of authority. when raph is there, overprotective, when raph (for all that his brothers poke at him not being good under pressure) always always ALWAYS comes through at the end of the day when things are serious, ALWAYS gives it everything heâs got.Â
his design and his learned role/behaviors in this family are just the perfect storm of why it took up to the season finale to drive home the issue.
so much of the series carries the default energy of âraph will handle it.â
raph will hold up the ceiling above you. raph will throw himself over you and take a hit and get back up and keep fighting. raph has a power that makes him even bigger and draws more attention and makes him able to carry MORE. raph will be the substitute parent. raph will be put into the mentor role through leoâs leadership arc.Â
and raph is big. heâs built to carry heavy loads. raph is strong. raph is bold and loud and always ready to try to push on. even if he doesnât know what to do or what heâs doing, he wonât give up and weâll all pull together and things will turn out okay.
(his room is full of teddy bears. he dipped out on a mission to try to take a picture of a pigeon carrying a slice of pizza. heâs terrified of being alone.
heâs just as much of a kid as his brothers are. heâs just as new and inexperienced with the things happening to them as his brothers are. but for him, for some reason, thereâs like this double standard where that becomes a huge glaring flaw.)
idk this got very sloppy and uncoordinated. iâm very in my feelings about raph right now though.
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt raph#rise raph#rottmnt raphael#honestly i could go on forever and ever about the double standard thing where raph is concerned#like. w movie leo especially leo is learning lessons raph also had to learn in the series! making very similar mistakes!#but you never see analyses or essays pointing to those bad calls as signs that leo isn't up to the task...#(i mean there are some clear Reasons why that happens.)#(its the reason why raph and mikey are the bros who get the least content by a MILE. but. not the point of this post.)#the whole point is just the idle subconscious assumption and associations of it being fine to let raph carry everything#literally physically sure but also metaphorically#and the plight of the child who seems to Need Nothing (all children need; some sadly learn not to appear to need)#even my tags are incoherent rn clenches fists i love him so much is all#like there is a reason it takes to the series finale for him to have a proper breakdown and get actual support from his bros#and i am still mad we never got real good content for him and splinter#considering how similar their arcs ARE....#thats a whole other thing whatever
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finally watched the muppet christmas carol yesterday and âmarley and marleyâ has been stuck in my head for several hours
#echoed voice#also it was a little funny going on youtube and seeing ppl say it was too fucked up for children#i do get why a little kid would be scared at it though. just not enough to go ââdo NOT show this to a child it will SCAR THEMââ#like bro its the muppets#people were not lying though. damn that really was a killer adaptation of christmas carol#i should read the actual book its based on some day. just add it to the lists of classics i need to check out#its hard bc christmas carol is one of those things thats been done to death and im exhausted of it#but i did like the muppets version. it made me realize i should check the book out#like yeah gonzo youre right i SHOULD read the book
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Hot take: It's okay that Bi-Han doesn't like Tomas. He doesn't have to see him as family or like him.
By the addition of âHot takeâ I assume this is not something that fandom at large figured out by themselves yet. Canât say Iâm surprised though. Yes, it is okay for Bi-Han to not like or see Tomas as family, as no one can be - nor should be - forced to like anyone just because others (adults) expect it. That alone doesnât make Bi-Han an evil person, even if Tomas feels rejected in the process, as each person will define what makes one a family differently.Â
Their brotherhood was forced on both, as none had any say in Grandmasterâs decision to adopt the orphaned and traumatized boy (how they adapted to the situation is another matter and so far, we know more about Smokeâs process of adaptation than Bi-Hanâs). We know only small bits of what happened that significant day, but so far sources - the way the informations are phased at least - feel to me like the Grandmaster adopted the boy less for Tomasâ sake and more to smother his own guiltÂ
[...] Having accidentally trespassed onto Lin Kuei lands, they were attacked. Smoke was orphaned. Ashamed by his warriors' actions, the Lin Kuei's Grandmaster adopted Smoke. He raised him alongside his sons, Sub-Zero and Scorpion. [Smokeâs BIO]
and/or to save his honor:
Kitana: "You are Kuai Liang's adopted brother?" Smoke: "His father's honor demanded that he take me in."Â
So this is not a situation as if Bi-Han urged father to give him another younger brother and dad complied to make his son happy but once he brought the orphaned Tomas, Bi-Han decided nope, I change my mind and from on I will act as a spoiled brat that didnât get what he wanted. Tomas did not choose to be orphaned nor to be adopted (as he himself admitted he did not think being taken in by Lin Kuei was anything good for him at that time), the same as Bi-Han was not asked by Grandmaster for approval (and even if he was, his objection apparently wasnât taken into account as Grandmaster still adopted Tomas).
Smoke: "Father wanted us to be brothers." Sub Zero: "Yet another of the old man's foolish dreams."Â
Note this: father wanted. Not hoped they will eventually find a common ground despite the not the best circumstances. He wanted to save honor. He wanted them to be brothers. Again, not sounding as taking into account what the kids wished for or needed and who knows, maybe Grandmaster wanted it so much, he pushed too hard to get the most comfortable solution for his own conscience - except Bi-Han simply never clicked with Tomas, whatever due to incompatible personalities or factors beyond their good will? I presume they all were still enough young when Tomas was brought into picture, but if Bi-Han is the eldest out of them three, then he could had his own duties that simply didnât give him enough time to bond with the (culturally and ethically) different kid the way Kuai Liang did, again presumably, as closer in age to Tomas.Â
But even if Bi-Han simply didnât like Tomas, then it is still okay, because people canât be forced to love or like others. Not liking someone though doesnât give anyone the right to act disrespectful - yet so far, we only heard he was cold to Tomas but that does not necessary mean being intentionally cruel either. A human can be polite and still come off as emotionally cold (and letâs not forget that people can also be naturally introverts or fall into the autism/asocial disorders spectrum that makes it difficult to establish good relationships with strangers. We are familiar with MK1 Bi-Han for what? Maybe twenty minutes of story mode and through intro-dialogues that only gives us a sense of who he is at this point. We donât even have an idea if cryomancer genes affect his perception of the world or behavior).Â
Bi-Han as an adult person seems to come to terms with the situation to some extent and got used to the idea of an additional brother - his and Tomas relationship is tense and complicated but it is now tainted by their conscious choices, however in the past, if Bi-Han didnât like Tomas for whatever understandable or petty reason, no one can demand from a kid to act as an adult and control/smooth their own emotions to solve the problem adults created in the first place. The whole situation wasnât fair to Tomas and so wasnât to Bi-Han either.Â
Would it be sad to learn that Bi-Han has never liked Tomas or never come to love him the way he loved his biological brother? Yes. But not liking someone or not considering someone a family member is not a crime itself and is not an indication of being inherently evil. Be it fictional characters or real human beings, people sometimes simply don't like each other and they have the right to feel that way. Not liking each other though does not mean anyone is allowed to abuse or disrespect others, just to be clear here.
I like to think this should be obvious, but knowing fandom, it may indeed be the hot take.
#mortal kombat#my replies#bi han#sub zero#tomas vrbada#smoke#bi han & tomas#would i like them to be good bros? of course!#but i will respect if they don't like each other or if only bi han doesn't like tomas#because interpersonal relationships aren't either good or bad#some are complicated by various factors#on which some we have control while on others don't#i get that parents want their children to get along but forcing them to bond when it doesn't work is just wrong way to handle the problem#i know fandom likes to make Tomas the Cinnamon Roll#but Tomas is not some lost puppy that if you don't like him you must be the embodiment of all evil#where people ever get those ideas? Or no I don't wanna know that actually
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hai guys today i fucking learned that red hood protecting âthe women and the children of crime alleyâ is fanon??? like i ohysically cannot sit my ass down and read comics becaus ei just. cannot ve that committed bro. LIKE I CANT EXPLAIN IT BUT i think i prefer fanon more omg AND AND AND TIM DOESNT EVEN DRINK COFFEE???? look ay the way that little white boy is drawn you know he knows the baristas in starbucks PERSONALLY.
#tim drake#jason todd#fanon#aint no fucking way bro#LIKE DJAHDKSB#dc#dc thoughts#batfam#red hood and the children and women#of crim alley 4evur#my favourite ship guys i swear#tim and coffee is like one of those dark romances
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omg guys proshipper isn't "basic dni criteria", like that list is supposed to represent actual irl issues(*), not some 2020 internet discourse. you guys are so annoying like if you're uncomfortable interacting with proshippers i understand and respect it, although you probably have a very twisted idea of what the word means (would make a separate post abt it but there are hundreds already). but please don't equate it to actual crimes. (*)also do you seriously think that a bigot troll is going to read your dni and be magically expelled from your strong aura. if anything it's going to make them want to harass you more. it's obvious that those lists are just a pose like "if i don't put racists dni they're gonna think i'm racist" NO aaagh you don't have to over-specify(?) everything about you when interacting online can we please go back to being normal istg. reject modernity embrace not writing a dni list and just blocking people like a normal person <3
#tsun.txt#also ppl who write all their triggers and traumas are you fr that too is going to make it easier for trolls to harass you#children need to learn basic internet safety etc etc#i needed to vent bc i've been on toyhouse and i'm SO tired of everyone using the âwarningâ tab for fucking dni's#come and block me yourself bitch. the warning is supposed to be info about what could trigger ME.#BRO i just remembered once i was looking at the artists that were going to attend a con and one of them had fucking proship dni in their bi#like IMAGINE limiting your sales bc you care about what other people like to read?? i'm going to put fucking. idk. team kira dni.#also i sometimes go to cons as an artist too. imagine if i got placed next to that person#what do they want me to do? them: âhey can you move your chair a littleâ me: ignoring them bc i read their dni#it's INSANE#not @ me being paranoid abt ppl cancelling me for this post despite having like +300 blocked accounts#but i'm coming out (?) as a non-harasser. like i don't even use the word profiction. i'd rather call myself normal.#i sound like those people who're like my pronouns are nor/mal but FR this used to be the norm in fandoms *sob*#also ppl online are limiting their interactions for not wanting me to reblog their art but okay#in MY case i'm hella limiting my interactions for not wanting to be harassed. we're not the same.#i be like why does this have so few notes *has half the fandom blocked*#and ppl probably wouldn't even notice bc most of what i post is wholesome but then i write textposts like this. better safe than sorry#discourse
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I also need people to know that just today I learned of the 'first dlc boss' aka the Dancing Lion
yeah
I killed Rellana before going there and only learned about it due to a random twitter post
i never even turned into that directions
#txts#elden ring#elden ring shadow of the erdtree#this may also explain why i got close to the castle before doing anything else#and my utter confusion at the question of 'how do you find our comrades?'#like ah yes you mean you-that other lady and the guy right next to us? those ppl?#hahaha nope....just....never went anywhere where literally anyone else was#and so far everyone i got to know semi well is a suicidal maniac#one guy is set on fighting messmer which-good luck bro tell me when you'll be there i wanna watch#another enjoys fighting bc radahn which fair but also i am 99% sure we're gonna fight her now#our first meetup is now looking on who to kill out of the limited pool of people i know which-GIRL PLEASE#2 are super upset about the miquella thing and i am unsure about their further actions#one just died after finally facing his fears of bigass dragon#the one dude on messmers side keeps running into me and dying and having a shit haircut#none of y'all are doing good#one gave me her heart LITERALLY#another is simping for trina...unsure on suicide levels as of rn#sure has a lot of poisons on him tho so there is that#if there is anyone else out there: pls offer therapy and constructive solutions to...all of this#its like herding children who all have the power or night it to kill gods#+bowlcut guy
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This is the first thing I thought when saw him or something
#Like he looks like Fucking Aizen#But to add on to this#Like bros put those slick daddyâs back#There are like children here#persona 5#Bleach
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it's so fucking funny when legions of your mutual's mutuals have you blocked, it feels like being a spiteful date at a wedding almost
#istg anytime i click on anyone tagged in a post it's just like#tumblr: there's nothing here :)#me: oh okay then lmao#what the FUCK did i do#it's the âfreak in your dniâ bit isnt it#bro y'all ship durgetash get off your high horse maybe#it IS funny but#my god a bunch of damn children i never even interacted with any of those people how is my mere existence that offending
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im breaking my silence hes ugly asf on the inside and the outside goodnight
#reminder: very much satire#feel differently?? thats just fine bro!!#honestly to me what was an immediate 'oh.. oh i dont like you.' is when he told gwen to go back home despite#the fact shes a teenager being hunted down by the police and may be homeless because of what happened#all those other threats too#oh and also when he was freaking screaming at miles#if it isnt clear who im talking about:#miguel o'hara#spiderman 2099#across the spiderverse#miguel spiderverse#atsv miguel#i want that man gone#his backstory's sad but tell me what justifies him traumatizing children#not to mind you can miles even be faulted for being an anomaly?#the dude was bitten by a spider that ALCHEMAX brought#if miguel should be trying to tear ANYTYHING apart its them#did miles ask to be bitten?? NO!!#okay now i need to take my opinion and run far away#i will be slaughtered#burnt on the stake
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