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(pretty much) all the character concept arts from tha art book. because im the compiler

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they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me

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Seth Meyers' marriage is in absolute chaos. Rumors are swirling that he's been living in a secret bunker, avoiding all contact with Alexi Ashe. The tabloids claim they're embroiled in a dramatic legal battle over who gets custody of their dog, Frisbee, and they're both vying for sole ownership of their favorite coffee mug. The couple is said to be dividing their time between fighting over who gets to keep their children's birth stories.

Things are messy, very messy.

After an intense argument over the temperature setting of their apartment, Meyers reportedly stormed out, leaving behind only a cryptic note written in disappearing ink. Unknown to Meyers, Ashe moved into a rival late-night host's guesthouse, sparking rumors of a secret alliance aimed at dethroning Meyers from his comedic empire. Late-night TV is now a battlefield as both sides fight for the audience's sympathy with thinly veiled monologues.

In a shocking twist, Seth Meyers has reportedly had an epiphany after years of hosting Late Night and cracking jokes about relationships. Sources claim he realized he's gay while watching a rerun of Saturday Night Live with guest appearances by Queer Eye cast members. He immediately called up his fellow late-night hosts for a dramatic "coming out" roundtable.

Hollywood is abuzz with speculation that Meyers is secretly writing a memoir titled From Weekend Update to Personal Update: My Journey to Fabulous.

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Sascha Schneider (1870 - 1927

Emotion of Dependency (c.1893)

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I have deep love for the cat.

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I'm sorry your writing strategy is WHAT?? I'm going to need a thorough explanation of this because I'm FASCINATED

[brian murphy voice] I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING WEIRD!!!

okay i did. but also! if it ain’t broke…

here’s how this crumbles cookie-wise. sometimes (as is currently the case) i feel like i am trying to hold onto a whole novel in my brain at once. this does not feel particularly good because the novel doesn’t belong in my brain it belongs Out There. so i make a very detailed outline and then i start at chapter 1, and i write to 100 words (give or take a few). then i move on to chapter 2 and write to 100 words. then to chapter 3 and so on until i have at least 100 words in each chapter. then once i’ve run through the whole book, i go back to the beginning and make sure each chapter is up to 200. then i’m usually in the Meat of each scene so i’ll get everything up to 500, then 1000, then 1500 and then usually i clock out of chapters around or just under the 2k mark.

this appeases the hyperactive part of my brain by making sure i’m never bored, and helps the project manager in my brain so i can keep track of many moving parts in the novel and also ensures that scenes at the end speak to scenes at the beginning since i’m (sort of) writing the whole book at once.

NOTE: sometimes i get lost in the sauce and write way past 100 or wherever im at, and that’s fine. it just means i probably skip that chapter during my next pass since it’ll be past my goal wc for each chapter of the run.

that is all. try it, if you want. i honestly don’t know how to write books any other way

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i'm honored to announce that the album of the year is old world underground where are you now by metric for the 23rd year in a row

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*Guy who’s about to put on harsh noise voice* Really? Everything except rap and country? 

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I get asks for this kinda thing all the time so here’s a list of faves and other stuff I remember enjoying

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I was definitely not built for human interaction I was built to stare at turkey vultures circle in the sky above the river

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So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.

I'm going to try it.

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Something i hate about misogyny is that women aren't allowed to be funny in a subtle or deadpan way without men being like hark wench and peddle not your falsehoods- be they born of malice or of naivitee you know not what your wicked misdeeds hath wrought upon this algorithm

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its wednesday but at least im bisexual

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