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hello tunglr, this week a guy I told I didn’t want to see anymore followed my Instagram
Again
#it’s giving ick#what part of ‘we don’t have the same goals in life’ makes him think I’m gonna want him back#like I’m sorry but it’s super weird that you’re telling me what you want to name your kids#when I thought I made it pretty clear that I don’t want kids#and why did he send me solangelo fan art and say ‘please’ in like the middle of the night#mf im just a guy#I look like any other trans guy on the planet#there’s gotta be one somewhere who wants to settle down with you#I’m still living my musician dreams knowing I haven’t written a song in two years#fr why is this guy so obsessed with me#it’s a massive ego boost but holy damn am I not interested#like idk man if you want me to kick my cat out of the room to literally watch a movie#it’s just not gonna work out#I come with a contract that says we have to have a cat#and if you don’t like cats#it’s not going to work out#it’s just not#neon speeks#adventures of neon
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Imagine you were roommates with someone who didn’t speak your language. And like. You guys are best friends, you love your roommate so much. You hang out all the time and it’s great.
But sometimes when you go to scratch an itch they suddenly get so upset. Like they’ll yell or clap or make weird sounds. You have no idea why because you’re itchy. You gotta scratch the itch! But it makes them so upset that you only scratch itches when they aren’t around.
Otherwise stuff is fine, they feed you and you’re happy living with them. You play games and stuff and even though you don’t speak the same language you both have a lot of fun. It’s just that sometimes they’ll burst out for no reason and you just get to deal with it.
That’s basically what it’s like for our pets, I think.
#ramblies#just saw a video of cats getting ‘caught’ being naughty#and they freeze and I’m like yeah you trained them that you’d have an outburst they don’t enjoy from the behavior#but they obviously still do it when you aren’t watching#cats#animal behavior
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Clark, after he and Bruce start dating: *assumes that Bruce would scoff at cuddling and mentally forming an intricate 30 step plan to slowly coax Bruce into cuddling over time so that eventually they can cuddle while sleeping when they start staying over*
Bruce, the very first time Clark stays the night: *sprawled on top of him, head cushioned on Clark’s comfy and squishy pecks, drooling slightly*
Clark, holding back tears of joy: 🥹
#like bringing home a feral cat and planning how to get it to warm up to you over time#but the first night it immediately hops into your lap#clark: I have to approach him slowly and carefully so I don’t scare him away#bruce: *sees clark in bed* new pillow#bruce wayne#superman#batman#clark kent#superbat#dc#dc comics#mine
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Leo skeletal anatomy! Click for better quality :)
The way most turtles actually fit into their shells is because their arms and legs are shaped to fit into the loose skin around the openings for their limbs, but on account of their human proportions, I just suspend my disbelief as to how mutant turtles could fit in their shells without the odd configuration to their organs that real turtles have. Real turtles have flat lungs that sit widely along their carapace, which is weird but cool. Turtles shed their scutes (the large flat scales on their shells and plastron) about once a year or if the scutes are damaged. The scutes have barely any skin between them and the bone, which is why turtle skeletons usually have the scutes on still, though they can pop off. The rest of the skin sheds regularly though, instead of in large patches.
For the brothers’, their respiration is much more human than turtle. Therefore, their lungs need to expand and contract with their diaphragm rather than just with their movement, so therefore they must have some flexibility to their chest. Some turtles, like box turtles, already have hinged plastrons, and softshell shells are mostly cartilage, so it’s not too far off to assume that there’s a bit of cartilage just to the upper plastral bones of the hard shelled brothers to give their humanoid lungs room to breathe.
Poor Leo. After the movie, one could assume he’s got a couple broken bones. It kind of made me morbidly curious as to how to describe injuries on a character whose skeletal structure is quite different from a human’s for my own writing!
Feel free to use as reference or disregard, these are just my own little speculations :)
[General][Raph][Donnie][Mikey][Splinter]
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rise leo#rottmnt leo#speculative biology#skeletons#there’s not a lot of easily digestible material I could find of turtles and how they work#it’s interesting to do research on species that are more obscure than things like cats or horses#my friend: how do you break a charcaters ribs if they don’t have any#me: good question I’m going to draw about it#t*cest dni
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after joking around with @revenyance we had the idea of the gnarpians in regretevator being able to converse by illuminating their whiskers in different patterns for when they’re out of earshot or in he prescence of ‘lesser’ species and I couldn’t help myself from making it with some basic examples
#I want to tag yeuc-c in this but. im nervous#im not insane enough to do every possible construct and combination feel free to do that yourself if you want tho#regretevator#roblox regretevator#regretevator gnarpy#gnarpy regretevator#the joke in question was abt sebastian being like ‘awww the space cat likes when I flick the lamp on and off’#whereas to gnarpy it’s like ‘I don’t know why thiz guy wantz to zet Poland on fire but yk what I’ve got nothing better to do thiz afternoon
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a silly lil thing i had in my brain…. more uzurengiyuu… and wives cause they’re pretty
in honors of the newest demon slayer ep frfr
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shinobu, noticing giyuu’s wearing a ring: oh? what’s with the rings??
giyuu; i’m married
shinobu: what-
giyuu: i’m still processing it myself
shinobu: to who?? help me process this…
giyuu: tengen and rengoku
shinobu: WHAT
giyuu: rengoku proposed to me with a half eaten ringpop, tengen had an actual ring, and hina, suma and makio just grabbed me and told me im their husband now
shinobu: … oh my god
giyuu: my bloodline is now secure and i got myself some babes, life is good
shinobu: i can’t believe this
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i’m so sane about them i promise,,, giyuu went from being lonely to having two husbands and three wives, he has that autistic rizz dont fuck with him
sigh…. i love them all
#demon slayer#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#giyuu tomioka#tengen uzui#kyojuro rengoku#kny suma#kny hinatsuru#kny makio#shinobu kocho#<-#i love them sm#don’t worry guys rengoku gave giyuu a blue ringpop for the aesthetic#and yes#giyuu did get picked up by the scruff like a cat by tengens wives#he did not even fight back#pretty women can drag him wherever#he’s so real for that#giyuu my bisexual king#he’s living the dream#lucky bitch#but also good for you man#also i love the canon fact that suma actually really likes giyuu#he’s her fav hashira (also tengen of course)#hashira training arc#rengiyuu#uzugiyuu#uzuren#uzurengiyuu
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imagine being a shy little intern at jujutsu high and getting the fattest crush on gojo because he’s just. so strong and cool. you idolize him. you want to be his friend. and he seems to take a liking to you; he’s cheery and encouraging and sweet in a roundabout way. you feel like you’ve grown pretty close to him.
imagine him falling asleep right next to you on a sofa in the cafeteria. you can barely tell, with his blindfold still on. but you scurry away to find a blanket, happy that he trusts you enough to rest in your proximity, ready to wrap it around him —
only for it to slip right off. rejected by his infinity.
(he never turns it off, around you.)
#throws up blood#thinking about how gojo’s infinity is both a very real power and a metaphor for the barrier between him and the world#he’s sooo guarded and it breaks my heart#this is kind of part of a drabble im planning on writing for him……#i like the idea of him with a reader who idolizes him. while he never quite views them as important#not at all in a mean way . you just don’t have a chance of breaking into his heart.#he might act friendly but he’ll never let you in#…. he’s so stray cat coded#ari noises ✩#gojo x reader#anyway don’t mind me posting this rq i’ll post a full gojo fic tmrw this has just been rotting in my drafts for a bit 😭
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HSY: *feral screaming and cursing*
DKOS: I said I was sorry.
HSY: *feral screaming and cursing INTENSIVES*
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[ID: Animated Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint fanart. Kim Dokja is in Demon King form, and he's much bigger than Han Sooyoung, who's comparatively tiny and is clinging to his nose and face while furiously yelling and thrashing around as Kim Dokja nervously tries to appease her. End ID]
ID by @princess-of-purple-prose
#dietmimo doodles#DietMiMo animates#omniscient reader's viewpoint#omniscient reader#orv#HSY is a tiny ball of fury and will not be stopped#sorry kitty cat but this ain’t the last time this dumbass does dumbass things#also this is how big I imagine DKOS to be#KDJ: I get that you are angry but can you not move so much I might drop you#HSY: DONT YOU VHAMGE THE SUBJECT IM NOT DONE WITH YOU YOU JERK#this is def ooc because h/c while Hsy COULD beat KDJ she’s too much of a softy to do it#but that don’t mean he wouldn’t want to smack him#all of kimcom would want to smack him#I want to smack him#stupid dokja why you like this#can’t wait for the angst tho EVICT HIM FROM THE SCENARIO LETS GOOOOOOO#orv spoilers#described by princess-of-purple-prose
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two normal guys
#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic au#blaze the cat#silver the hedgehog#you make au designs to play dress up#not to actually develop the plot or whatever#yippee! i love baze and slipper!#also this was supposed to be like spring-y#but i kinda don’t like spring lol#my art
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Clementine returns. (PHIGHTING!)
deciding to accumulate all of these into a singular post to make my life easier + so that I can have some more food for you all,,, anyways.
My. My son. Clementine my baby my sweet boy,,, Some of these ARE actually reposts but the first 2 are for sure not :3! (I think at least LMAO), enjoy this :3! I must go back to my hole /silly
(Also a bonus as well )
#Yeah I thought it would be best to just#Shove all of these together LMAO#anyways! Here’s my son Clementine :3#He’s my beloved biograft oc and my favorite thing to do with him ever is draw him over cat memes#I know I’ve said it in the past but he’s not actually a biocat#I just draw him as one a lot LMAO#I do wanna like. Put a small thing though since I’ve noticed a bit of a rise in it and it’s that like#Just to nite#this IS my oc#he is an owned character with lore and stuff#Like. If you use these for anything please please PLEASE make sure to credit me#I won’t be upset if you don’t but it’s just very much preferred obviously since he’s MY character and I’m very nervous about him#Getting stolen and stuff#Not mad or anything and it’s not targeted at anyone what so ever but I just think that it should be stated!#Anyways TAG TIME YAAAAY#art#artists on tumblr#phighting!#phighting#digital art#phighting roblox#phighting art#roblox#roblox phighting#phighting fanart#for the memes#funny memes#meme#tumblr memes#humor
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MOON THREE (May 1701)
PREVIOUS l NEXT
#clangen#warrior cats#clangen warrior cats#jcmoons#wc#wc oc#warriors oc#I hope you guys like the level up screen#and I hope it’s readable lol#also now he’s Longpaw I know it’s early I don’t care
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I’ve seen people compare Julian Devorak to Astarion, and honestly I think you’re all embarrassing wrong.
Gale Dekarios is Julian Devorak.
Astarion is Count Lucio
#I could write a 10 page mla cited paper about this#you either don’t get Jules#or more likely you’re woobifying Astarion#i said what i said#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate#astarion#bg3 astarion#baldurs gate astarion#bg3 gale#gale dekarios#the arcana game#the arcana#julian devorak#count lucio#the fact that Lucio can either become better and become an adventure or he can become the literal devil that takes over the city#he’s need to discard his old self and grab for power by making deals with devils#Gale is a genuine that loves wine his cat and his mom#julian is a genious that loves salty bitters his old dog and his sister#both Gale and Julians need to self sacrifice to prove their worth
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Good luck trying to casually cuddle with me if we date we’d lay down and get nice and cozy and then i would fall asleep in two seconds flat and trap you for four hours
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#@ our cat this is at you#she layed on me and sent me into a four hour nap right before bed time#so now it’s 4 am and i can’t sleep smh#i get warm or see another creature be sleepy and my brain is like NAP TIME#inconvenient🙄#but also god i love naps it’s so nice#have i made this post before?? probably idk#i post about sleepinng so much#sorry#i just#LOVE sleeping so much#and i sleep a lot so like i don’t have much else to talk about tbh??#im gay and i like sleeping
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One cheer for gaslighting!! Hip hip—
#dream smp#distorted illusions#c!tommy#c!tubbo#c!wilbur#rozoodles#comics#it’s fiiiine it’s for a good cause#nooo Tommy don’t call yourself an idiot :((#I hope tcktcktck was the right way to spell the noise you make when you call a cat#or I mean. chicken#this is the last comic in this style#simply because it’s too time consuming and I just don’t like how it looks anymore wehg
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Daydreaming or reminiscing fondly~?
Srry guys, I’m just finding Rollo and Cloche’ dynamic so much more entertaining atm- I just think it’d be so funny if NBC! Cloche did end up with a mini crush on Rollo (following the NBC Rollo simp train).
Extras! *Don’t think I’ll ever finish the second one tbh
#I really do love rookloche but there’s like too many plot holes and me building on ideas without trying to get rid of excess-#yOU DON’T UNDERSTAND- ROLLO ‘CHARMING’ NBC CLOCHE TO KEEP HER AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE NBC POPULATION TO A DEGREE-#NBC! Cloche will still find herself disliking Rollo at the end… albeit with guilt this time since he was nothing but ‘generous’ to her#NBC! cloche would prolly still party behind his back-#cat scribblez 🌸#oc: cloche🎊#jingle bells 🔔🎊#nbc! cloche#twisted wonderland#twst#twst oc#twst ocs#twst yume#twst rollo#rollo flamme#twst fanart#twst art#noble bell college
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Jeanneil fake besties of all time. Kings of committing to the bit. Neil could say whatever and Jean would (rightfully) assume it’s part of a scheme to keep them alive and would corroborate immediately.
#aftg#all for the game#the sunshine court#tsc#tsc spoilers#Eli rambles#I want them to get caught in lies I want neil to make up outrageous stories for the press during his pro career and jean to unhesitatingly#yes-and it.#they’re going to have to be each others best men so the fbi doesn’t get suspicious and I just know Matt and Kevin and Cat are all fuming in#the corner#the long term effects of the fbi con are going to be so funny. imagine if you’re an exy fan and these two pros on different teams don’t#really interact much but then you find out they were both in the mafia and trauma bonded because of it. they were each others best men but#they haven’t been seen in public together in like three years
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