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icarusredwings · 2 days ago

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HIS HOARD OF BOYFRIENDS LMAO and his wife storm.

Storm: Oh logan. It cant be that bad. At least he isn't causing us trouble.

Victor: *is sat near Charle's wheel chair with his head in his lap, smirking and staring at Logan, purring while charlie pets him* 😈😈😈

Logan, this close to exploding: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!! He's doing it on purpose!!!

Charles: Now now Logan this is our guest and you may not be hostile towards him without reason.

Victor: Yeah jimmy you gotta be nice to me 😈

Logan: Oh no the fuck I don't!!

Charles: Logan be nice. He's not doing anything

Victor: What am I doing wrong? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Charles: Not a single thing. *keeps petting him*

Victor: I just wanna be an x men like you guys 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥹

Logan: BULLSHIT!! You wanna come here and ruin everything! Like you do all the time!! 😡

Charles: Perhaps with some training he can be an x men-

Logan: CHUCK NO

Victor: Chuck yes 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥺 Erik was so mean to me. He wouldnt feed me or pet me. Called me stupid-

Logan: You ARE stupid!!

Charles: Oooh nonsense. Come on. Ill have hank make you something from the kitchen and ill get a room set up for you

Logan: NO!!! AAUUGGHH

Morph: *pats his back* Come on buddy. If you hate him I hate him. Hmph. Mangy cat.

Victor: *sticks his tounge out at him*

Charles: come now victor.

Victor: Coming charlieee 🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰

Recently discovered that Victor has/had a thing for Mystique and people hc that he calls her Mystie? Obsessed. Can't stop thinking about that.

"Myyssttiee~"

"Stop calling me that."

"Whatcha gonna do about it? Beat me up? Fight me? Come onnn fight me."

"You're so weird. You always wanna rough house."

"Well DUH. Oh! What if I go attack Toad?"

"Whatever."

"What do you think, Myst? Should we kill him?"

"Yeah."

"Yes!!"

"NO!! Don't kill me! ERIK!!"

"Too late! Mystie baby said im allowed!"

*proceeds to literally chase Toad around the hide out until erik yells at him*

"Hey Myst?"

"*groan* What?"

"You're ovulating."

"Stop sniffing me you creep!"

"Smells really fucking good tho. Ussually you smell like a lizard."

"Wwooww top tier flirting.... Erik can we get rid of this guy yet?"

"I tried.... He came back."

#that's HIS spot!!#HIS pets #HIS food #HIS house #muffled cursing and crashes from logan in the background #thats HIS charlie #fuck victor for trying to take HIS things #logan proceeds to rampage and run off crying to his hoard of boyfriends #storm #victor creed #logan howlett #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #morph #morpherine #this is HIS house #logan is gonna loose it

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tethered-heartstrings · 15 days ago

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boiling alive so my cat can bask and rest peacefully in the glow of the fireplace ad infinitum

#it isnt Dead Winter yet so i dont really even need it on but my god she is so fucking cute on her pillow #just outstretched and cozier than i could ever be #the speaking clown #sorry about cat posting #the last few days weeks months are a speckled blur at best #also getting emotional that she is getting older why cant pets live foreverrrrrrr

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zer0point5ive · 1 year ago

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it’s the picture of diana in lawrence’s wallet with her arms wrapped around a dog, it’s the horse riding awards in her bedroom and and the snake toy she has draped over her headboard .. it’s adam who wanted so badly to be a vet, adam who loves cats and brings them saucers of milk despite there being barely anything in his fridge .. it’s them bonding over their love of animals, diana showing adam her amazing animal facts book and adam asking for one every time he sees her, it’s adam saving up his own money so he can surprise her with a trip to the zoo for their next adam-and-diana day when lawrence and alison are at work and need someone to watch her, it’s him taking his camera, getting pictures of her with her favorite animals and developing them, it’s diana telling adam she wants to be a vet when she grows up and him getting excited, grabbing lawrence’s stethoscope when diana says she wants to play vets and taking his job oh so seriously when diana says that he’s gotta be her assistant, it’s .. its ..

#sorry for getting a little sick in the head about adam being the best stepdad ever as if its my fault #ohhhhhhhhhhh. its all a little too much for me #starts sobbing in a terrible nd agonising sort of way right after pressing post #good god man. talking to self #get a grip #chainshipping #diana gordon #adam faulkner stanheight #📹#no way in hell lawrence dr gordon md has a dog they do not have pets. maybe hed be ok w a rabbit #uhoh motifs cant stop wont stop #that dog is definitely an uncles or an aunts i just dont see in any universe lawrence having a dog or even a cat unless adam is involved #unless in some sort of fun au lawence finds a cat nd takes it to vet adam for the plot but otherwise no #n e way !#amazing animal facts was published in 2003 so it checks out actually #i checked for the post nd everything i take this all very seriously you know

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mildcrow · 2 years ago

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elliott doodles. there's just.... somethin about him idk

#bro is just so majestic #have a newfound love for him recently #its strange bc i used to be a sebastian stannie ONLY #hahaha...... right #sdv #stardew valley #stardew valley elliott #sdv elliott #digital art #art #also peep my lil farmer oc in the corner hehe #i really dont get why people hate him sm like ..... they obviously just cant handle how babygirl he is #also he has a pet crab. what more could you want in a guy #fungusart

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krypticcafe · 2 years ago

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Me: Oh hey another cool-looking König x Reader fic, this looks fun and unique-

König: 'maus'

Me: god FUCKING dammit not again

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moeblob · 7 months ago

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Look, I just think it's VERY funny and on brand that I thought of an entire premise of colorful characters for half the cast and immediately drew the only one void of color.

#my characters #i will not bore you all too much in the main post but now its story time in the tags so yeefuckinghaw #noll is a fae and is distinctly the only one that just lacks colors #at first he was like well surely i can wear colorful stuff to make up for my dark hair and eyes !#and then he overhears some of the fae talking about how hes a blemish to the fae and hes like well fuck #guess its time to go all in baby! and decks himself out in all black and jagged clothing #and he tries to play it off as hes an idiot and a lot of the fae actually believe its not ALL an act #like they can tell he thinks about stuff but he normally does it staring into space so they dont care to ask #cause surely it isnt important enough to brood about hes just thinking about stuff #and he really REALLY has a lot of confidence issues and worries that more fae are disturbed by his darkness than let on #but then the other fae that like to hang out with him are like #YOOOOOO THATS OUR LIL VOID! THATS OUR LIL GUY! our lil black spot look at him hes so edgy and cute!#and treat him like a pet cat at times giving him head pats even if he bats their hands away #and the plot premise is that some of the fae are bored and decide they should go play with some humans! give THEM enrichment too!#and noll gets roped into it and The Game is basically go find a human partner and convince them to be an ally #then the fae give the humans cool lil toys (weapons) and are like GO FORTH MY CHAMPION!#so noll keeps like ... not picking anyone to participate because its not just A Game to him #if he can prove victorious in A Game with outside factors such as humans then he can prove hes not #an absolute disappointment to the fae like he has a lot riding on this in his mind #and his friends are just like buddy you cant even play if you dont pick a human you gotta #anyway here is noll and then i have ideas for two other fae and also a veeeery vague idea for two of the humans though not as sure yet #rae if you read all this you should know the cobalt is a fae thanks bye #i am so stressed posting ocs every single time and i am incredibly depressed and anxious #so good lord please let me not just delete all the tags in an hour bc im ashamed

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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago

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Pet store clerk gives Charles a bag of free treats for his ""dog"" all while Charles can feel Erik Looming in the BG

the real mortifying day is after months of getting small bags of dog treats one day the bag of dog treats has like. perfectly normal human candies/pastries or something inside

Of Course charles is confused and impulsively asks what it is/how it's different from the usual only for the clerk to reply theyre Whatever Erik's Favorite Treat Is and its that day forward erik is adamant they just do their shopping online

#snap chats #clerk fully provides this information straight faced. by the way. and still pointing out those are for “”“”“The Dog”“”“”“”“#inviting all of you to assume the three of them became Vaguely Acquainted while charles and erik were fran shopping #like you know how you just happen to do small talk while at the store. at least five months of accidental small talk has led to this moment #'oh yeah i know these are his favorite- [Insert Food Here] right' and charles doesnt have to turn around or probe eriks mind #to know he's itching to leave the store but he cant just do that lest he validate this clerks suspicions #charles absolutely wants to try to laugh it off and tell the clerk he cant give these to his dog but the clerk Just Stares #they dont gotta say anything else ... charles dont gotta read their mind ... he wont argue he'll just swallow his shame and take the goods #anyways ... if anyone needs me ... im gonna succumd to the 3PM nap #i almost made it to 4 but alas ... i am sleepy ... then im gonna work SO im done answering asks for the evening #maybe ill answer some more tonight but i really have to focus. after my nap BYYYYEEEE #im gonna giggle about this new scenario tho ... Cherik Pet Shenanigans Somehow Getting Goofier Than Previously Thought #will have to do more thinkings of that down the line .... for now nap time 😴 cause i repeat i am five years old 😴

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kindaasrikal · 4 months ago

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Love deeply platonic relationships where two individuals are practically platonic soulmates who care for each other deeply and have changed each other’s life significantly.

Hate it when the fandom sees is as romantic tho.

#its a huge annoyance of mine #proud bakudeku togachako platonic believer #maybe its cause im getting sick of the high amount of romance (canon and fanon) that is literally everywhere #when do i get to have my platonic soulmates that are portrayed correctly #like im sorry i dont look at their relationship and immediately wash it down ti romance #especially when its all ‘implied’ when their relationship has been so hevuoy traumatising they can’t be romantic because thats not how #theyve functioned this entire time #can this apso apply to lava #like lego ninjago lava #like yh no i aint hating on any of these shippers for any of these ships #but oh my GOD i need content that would fit canon #no i dont think theyd hide away in a corner and make out #and no i dont think theyd use pet names #except kai he definitely would call people baby randomly #and toga seems like teh type to say sweetheart or cutie often #but like in the way people say in a platonic sense #platonic #platonic soulmates #ugh i love platonic soulmates #its so mych cuter then romantic half the time when im looking for fluff #like please no i dont wanna see people making out and being committed i want people cuddling with no weirdness #this cant just be a me thing #please 😭

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spinecurlingmice · 2 days ago

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I hate how people treat fish so fucminf much and yall say it's not abig deal but it is. that's a living fucking creature and yallwill treat them like toys and aesthetic props I hate you

#nof aimed im just so upsst #fish arent toys. theyre alive #genuinely hate you guys so much so much soo much.#that stupid nyc pond. fish in bathtubs . tiny tanks not acclimated. i hate you guys.#im so upset.#micetalk #and further more if u cant handle owninf a fucking fish and providinf what it needs dont get one #that goes for any pet

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itshomobirb · 1 month ago

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if my parents keep talking to me im going to (remembers that suicide jokes are bad for mental health) go outside and dig a hole to narnia

#borbtalks #'borb u got a letter from vsp. why are you paying for vsp. i dont think u need it bc of xyz. oh you're getting mail from y insurance?#they're a good company. im also covered under them. are they cheaper than ur previous one? they must be. did u know medicare has a page #online where u can compare all the plans? well did you? ik you've been on medicare longer than me but idk if you knew :/#sooo do u have a valid drivers license? oh when did u get it renewed? when does it expire? we were looking at car insurance earlier...#oh btw when are they gonna reevaluate u for disability? do u know? when did they last reevaluate u? when do they reevaluate others?#ANYWAY. what if i brought over x's dog. the dog that stresses ur cats out so much that they puke everywhere and spend all day hiding :)#wdym it'll stress [cat] out. what if he. didn't get stressed? :)'#like SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP #cant even walk into the bathroom without her trying to talk to me. can't make dinner w/o her trying to talk to me #and of course im the bad guy in telling her not to stress the cat out #just by saying 'vet says he's not supposed to get stressed out. he's at a higher risk for blockage if he does #which will KILL him.'#same woman who sat next to me while i was the phone w/ the phone company. petting the cat and whispering 'oh borb abuses u doesn't he?#maybe ill just steal you away one day. keep u away from borb. oh yes borb treats u oh so horribly.'#and my dad. sitting on the other side of me. said absolutely nothing.#i get it. im the family's designated fuck up!! the designated brat !!!! and no one gives a shit if my feelings get hurt !!!!!!!#i swear. my mother could smack me and everyone would rush to her side and comfort her stinging hand

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icewindandboringhorror · 8 months ago

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examining a seemingly normal image only to slowly realize the clear signs of AI generated art.... i know what you are... you cannot hide your true nature from me... go back where you came from... out of my sight with haste, wretched and vile husk

#BEGONE!!! *wizard beam blast leaving a black smoking crater in the middle of the tumblr dashboard*#I think another downside to everyone doing everything on phone apps on shitty tiny screens nowadays is the inability to really see details #of an image and thus its easier to share BLATANTLY fake things like.. even 'good' ai art has pretty obvious tells at this point #but especially MOST of it is not even 'good' and will have details that are clearly off or lines that dont make sense/uneven (like the imag #of a house interior and in the corner there's a cabinet and it has handles as if it has doors that open but there #are no actual doors visible. or both handles are slightly different shapes. So much stuff that looks 'normal' at first glance #but then you can clearly tell it's just added details with no intention or thought behind it. a pattern that starts and then just abruptly #doesn't go anywhere. etc. etc. )#the same thing with how YEARS ago when I followed more fashion type blogs on tumblr and 'colored hair' was a cool ''''New Thing''' instead #of being the norm now basically. and people would share photos of like ombre hair designs and stuff that were CLEARLY photoshop like #you could LITERally see the coloring outside of the lines. blurs of color that extend past the hair line to the rest of the image #or etc. But people would just share them regardless and comment like 'omg i wish I could do this to my hair!' or 'hair goallzzzz!! i #wonder what salon they went to !!' which would make me want to scream and correct them everytime ( i did not lol)#hhhhhhggh... literally view the image on anything close to a full sized screen and You Will SEe #I don't know why it's such a pet peeve of mine. I think just as always I'm obsessed with the reality and truth of things. most of the thing #that annoy me most about people are situations in which people are misinterpreting/misunderstanding how something works or having a misconc #eption about somehting thats easily provable as false or etc. etc. Even if it's harmless for some random woman on facebook to believe that #this AI generated image of a cat shaped coffee machine is actually a real product she could buy somewhere ... I still urgently #wish I could be like 'IT IS ALL AN ILLUSION. YOU SEE???? ITS NOT REALL!!!!! AAAAA' hjhjnj #Like those AI shoes that went around for a while with 1000000s of comments like 'omg LOVE these where can i get them!?' and it's like YOU #CANT!!! YOU CANT GET THEM!!! THEY DONT EXIST!!! THE EYELETS DONT EVEN LINE UP THE SHOES DONT EVEN #MATCH THE PATTERNS ARE GIBBERISH!! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THEY ARE NOT REAL!??!!' *sobbing in the rain like in some drama movie*#Sorry I'm a pedantic hater who loves truth and accuracy of interpretation and collecting information lol #I think moreso the lacking of context? Like for example I find the enneagram interesting but I nearly ALWAYS preface any talking about it #with ''and I know this is not scientifically accurate it's just an interesting system humans invented to classify ourselve and our traits #and I find it sociologically fascinating the same way I find religion fascinating'. If someone presented personality typing information wit #out that sort of context or was purporting that enneagram types are like 100% solid scientific truth and people should be classified by the #unquestionaingly in daily life or something then.. yeah fuck that. If these images had like disclaimers BIG in the image description somewh #re like 'this is not a real thing it's just an AI generated image I made up' then fine. I still largely disagree with the ethics behind AI #art but at least it's informed. It's the fact that people just post images w/o context or beleive a falsehood about it.. then its aAAAAAA

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kiddokori · 2 months ago

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guys i caught a mouse at work today

#i was walking the tech guy back because one of our printers broke #and i opened the door like yeah its right back he- thats a mouse. thats a mouse sitting in the middle of the room #he was very small and i think very confused/freaked out because he just let me. scoop him up. into my gentle loving arms #like he tried to run a little but he didn’t seem to really know where to go #so i was just on the floor like trying to get ahold of this very tiny very pathetic mouse without hurting it #while saying hey um. dont mind me printers right there with a mouse half in my hands #printer guy brought me over a little basket he found and i scooped mousie into the basket #and then i had a mouse in a basket. so i went back into the lobby and went Guys i have a Mouse in a Basket #and then my supervisor escorted me outside and we found a nice little tree with some shade and little plants to dump him at #except hed been scrambling up the basket the whole time and i think hes just accepted his fate to live there forever by then #because he would Not get out of the basket. i had to very very gently scooch him out #and yeah. maybe i pet the mouse. what do you want from me. he was very small and cute and very soft and rabbies isnt real and cant hurt me #he was so fucking cute. oh my god he was so cute. i hope he does well for himself #coworker was like ‘youre just gonna put him outside to be somethings lunch?’#and i said well. better he be lunch for someone than die in a gluetrap in some dark corner of the office #slightly more dignified way to go. benefits something. but i will be praying for a long and happy life for him regardless #every single time ive seen a mouse in my life ive immediately gone ‘oh im fucking Getting You’ <- lovingly and adoringly #so far im 2 for 5. 40% accuracy rate of Getting That Sucker #which i dont think is too bad considering mice are very small and quick and good at not being getted

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firelord-frowny · 1 month ago

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why didnt anyone tell me that part of adulthood would be realizing that my mom really wasn't crazy for dusting the baseboards and the ceiling fan and other ~obscure~ surfaces and the dust REALLY DOES settle everywhere 😨