#and i'm not even a girl

[mudblockz]

he is just so :(

[megaawkwardhuman]

i made a uquiz to find out what kind of gf you are

[chimchiri]

gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please

It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[nouverx]

Louise never heard about puppy love, cause they don't know that term in France 💔

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Lyrics are from Louise by TV Girl ! I was listening to it yesterday and that specific line on the second page screamed Alastor I just had to draw something about it

[sharktopusnadozilla]

now, i am not supposed to have favourite results. but when testing this uquiz, i must confess i did try several times to get edna, and i did fail several times despite WRITING THE QUIZ, so congrats for succeeding where i failed and being (imo) Pretty Damn Cool. edna st. vincent millay was an incredible writer, trailblazing feminist and bisexual legend; she was the second person to ever win a pulitzer, and an outspoken opponent of fascism. you are brave, bold, determined and principled. you've had more than your share of bad luck, but you keep on going anyway, and although you might fear your best days are behind you, i promise there is something bright and beautiful just around the corner

a couple years ago, i got really ambitious and decided i was going to make a uquiz. it would be the uquiz to end all uquizzes, it would mean i used my history degree and it would be queer with a capital Q. and to be fair to past me, i did all the questions, had chosen what (or who, in this case) the results would be, and just had to write the bios for those results, which i did half of... and then crashed. two years later, i finally convinced myself to finish it off, so i mostly proudly present the 'which historical gay are you?' uquiz. if your result's bio is a little lacking, thats not because youre boring, it's because i'm chronically ill <3

[jaytalking]

At this point his hair being on fire is just a sign that his ultimate is ready. Anyways here's some scenes from the AU in my brain.

[technically-human]

Bisexual crisis Crystal edition

[mashmouths]

does anyone know how to stop the body from keeping score? i have shit to do

[sergle]

there's lots of good fruits in season rn, you can tell by how juicy they are. fruit girls are this month's patreon stickers, if you wanna get in on that! :3

[forgettable-au]

I'm sick so I drew silly things about my AU lmao don't take these that seriously

[borgialucrezia]

“It felt like it was meant to happen. Of course they do have sexual feelings for one another, but it mostly comes from a deep, deep love. When it happens there’s pain, there’s relief, there’s the feeling that it was inevitable. There are so many emotions involved in that sexual act that it couldn’t have been just jumping each other’s bones. [Laughs.]." — FRANÇOIS ARNAUD

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Cite your sources.

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[audreys-hepburn]

MEAN GIRLS 2004 — dir. Mark Waters

[pokeberry5]

girl experiences gender euphoria and is immediately slammed by grief

for @litttlittt <3. this was supposed to be a portrait of caroline hill, but litta mentioned tim looking like janet when dressed as caroline and identity issues and angst and things spiraled

something about tim not knowing if he's his mother's child or bruce's or neither's.

figuring out the looks:

i wanted janet to have that poofy 70s hair

[keiru-the-worm]

and the winner of inanimate insanity issss.....SUITCASE