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AQUATIC ANIMAL EMOTES

GRGRRAAAHHH SHARKS AND SHRIMP AND RAYS AND WHALES AND

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two sheep. standing still

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amanda young color study i did in class because i miss my wife<3

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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Billy: I made this friendship bracelet for you. Agatha: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person. Billy: Oh okay you don’t have to wear it. Agatha: No, I’m gonna wear it forever now. Back off.

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My father has reached a level of acceptance where he’s okay with me being a lesbian, but not my lack of rizz. Being a lesbian is okay in his book, but getting absolutely no bitches is what’s embarrassing my family

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ATTENTION MAGENTA/COLUMBIA SHIPPERS: dinner is served 🤭 and this time it’s not meatloaf [ba dum chh]

that was a lot funnier in my head

ANYWAYS. here are some of my headcanons for the two of them and a collection of images i’ve found over the past 2ish years ive been hyperfixated on this movie!! i may have posted some of these hcs before but i. honestly don’t remember what ive said so forgive me if i repeat stuff! and disclaimers for the images: they’re from the rocky horror picture show and the rocky horror show, the one where they are Almost kissing is? a columbia cosplayer? with patricia quinn? lmk if im wrong about that one but im pretty sure that’s not nell campbell. ok with that in mind here ya go!!

-“HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII” “hello”

-magenta makes columbia like. ten hour mixtapes and columbias like 😀 and then listens to all of it in one day and refuses to pause it

-they have very different music tastes but they both appreciate the stuff the other listens to, but their tastes come together with the b-52s and abba :3

-magenta is a huge horror fan and columbia is Not but she watches scary movies with magenta anyways and is constantly holding a blanket up to her eyes or is burying her face in magentas shoulder

-this involves frank but he has been their wingman since day one. like their mutual pining was obvious to everyone except the two of them and frank kept trying to be like “she’s in love with you idiot” but he was always met with a “no we’re just friends” or “you’re making it more than it is she’s not in love with me”. when they Finally got together he was happy about it for like 3 seconds and then immediately resorted to the “i hate gay people” card and every time they kiss in the same room as him he’s like “GET A ROOOOOM” and gags

-magenta is. really strong. and even though she’s shorter than columbia she can pick her up no problem (columbia tried picking magenta up one time and she did do it but she lost balance and they fell over) (they were fine)

-magenta did not realize how much she loved physical affection until columbia (incredibly clingy) came around RAAAAH I HATE THEM /POS

-this is gonna start off as a rocky headcanon but i will get to them i promise. rocky has basically evolved into philomena cunk and asks the most wild out of pocket questions at the dinner table. magenta and columbia have noticed this and before dinner they always bet on what he’s gonna ask about and at dinner when he asks something whoever’s right kicks the other one under the table (affectionately)

-magenta is a love letters girly i know im right. but since they live in the same house she just slips the letters under columbias door and runs away because she’s a cutie patootie !!! columbia always reads them and writes back and does the exact same method and they’re just like. writing notes to each other. and both of them have incredibly messy handwriting that no one except them can read ☹️☹️ so when frank tried to look over magentas shoulder when she was writing she was like “DONT READ THAT” and he was like “…i couldn’t if i tried”

might add to this more later but that’s what i have for now :3 i am so normal about them i promise. enjoy that semi-coherent rambling and the images!! happy new year everyone :D

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magenta/columbia stimboard for my dear friend @lycheeloach

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Agatha All Along + text posts pt 9/?

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Have you ever thought "I wanna go home" even though you were in your own room, or are you normal

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'Agatha is just Billy's sidekick now!!'

What are you talking about?! She gets to be a mother!! To this kid that reminds her of her child! Who she's grown to care about!! Who doesn't blindly trust her, or blindly hates her, but at every turn has tried to understand her!! Really understand her.

Sometimes women are mothers and mentors, not because they have to or have been 'reduced' to it, but because they choose it, because they're good at it, because they love it!

Agatha is THE maiden mother crone! She's the spirit guide!! And thats so fucking cool, why would WE reduce her to just a sidekick???

Also, in what world would our asshole witch not l o v e being the snarky hot ghost wine-aunt talking shit over someone's shoulder?

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feeling completely normal about aubrey being asked what her and jac focused on as the core of rio's character to cut through all the silly-wild-impish-lady-death-stuff and her answer being that they always came back to the deep deep love rio has for agatha and the push and pull of the guilt she feels while also knowing she has to do her job

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Incorrect Quotes

Agatha likes all of Wanda's kids equally...

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btw dating sucks as a concept.

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I ship this ship because:

I have eyes

I can see

I am the smartest person in the room

I receive divine revelations about them in the dead of night, alone in my chambers

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If I had a nickel for every time Aubrey Plaza fathered a child while in a sapphic relationship in the marvel universe, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.