#and i was like ew creepy.

[sofiaruelle]

I love her.

[meadowlarkx]

one day ppl online are gonna have to learn that there's no way to cordon off "male" sexuality as uniquely bad and gross without just ending up saying sexuality is bad and gross on the whole (conservative, reactionary, dangerous, tired)

[idontmindifuforgetme]

So is that a no? I can’t follow you?

I just think you are really cool and really cute and I do love your blog and your answers to asks and it’s just a great blog and you seem great

Did you, a Zionist, rly think you could send an Arab girl “ya I’m a Zionist” “free Palestine from Hamas btw” w regards to a catastrophic genocide of Arab people and she’d just be like omg??? How nice and sweet????? 💀💀

[clandestinegardenias]

On a mission to make sure my nieces think bugs are cool, not scary/gross. Or at least like…cool AND scary and gross

[amusl02]

let her go man she’s obviously uncomfortable :/

bonus

[smallsimmer]

It’s literally been like 2 years but I don’t think anything in this community has pmo as badly as someone stealing my skin textures and pretending they blended it themselves from “various images on google”

[swanerotica]

only women can sexaulize me i am instantly weirded out by men

[featherymainffins]

*Trigger warning for eating disorder talk*

I hate how whenever I eat anything my brain is like "You should kill yourself. Now." Like what's your fucking problem

[lesfir]

The kiss of the Ascended Astarion is coming, folks. That means a new batch of fixers poison scrolls.

About the kiss itself, the new movements and phrases afterward if any are to be made.

In repertory:

- He's cringe and gross, ew - His kiss is creepy - He's abjusively kissing - He's manipulatively kissing - It's the honeymoon phase of the abusive cycle - He fakes feelings because Mephistopheles took his soul\all good - Kiss with Cazador 2.0. - It's not Astarion's kiss, it’s a husk's kiss - He not himself anymore - He's mimics feelings because he's stuck in trauma - He's like a True Vampire obsessively kissing, it's not love - He has no feelings, he's incapable of love. - Tav is humiliated in his eyes, he doesn't love - He despises Tav and considers Tav a degenerate pet-property, he doesn't love, the kiss isn't real love - It's an act of possession, not a love-kiss - It's a power play, not a love-kiss - He's kissing misogynistic\plain hateful - *Something passive-aggressive, provocative, snide* - Hot, BUT I love Spawn, his kiss is genuine, true and better wuw - It's sad to see that. Heartbreaking - Pathetic - He closes his eyes, he doesn't love - He opens his eyes, he doesn't love - He has eyes, he doesn't love etc.

This tasteless song is sung about everything the Ascended Astarion does. Generally from those who hate the "romanticization" of dark romances with the vampire-decadent who is Astarion. So it's anything, but one single nice romance with the "evil" man for the "path of evil" (like Minthara) in the game and a sincere kiss of Dark Love.

It's funny if Spawn and Lord kiss is no different. And it's not fair if one of them gets a kiss and one of them doesn't. I hope I didn't miss anything. Post will be edited if so

[officially-unhinged]

It Begins

Eldritch horror Neuvilette and pirate Wriothesely and general shenanigans is officially in the works (did I mention there's merfolk? I don't think I did. There's merfolk too.)

[emmamountebanks]

this just in. i do not freaking care about tr*vis hackett

[electoons]

im starting to get visible ab muscles except my stomach is still fat which is fine except with the muscles poking through it really looks like chunky melted ice cream Im not even trying to lose weight it's just that this in particular is unideal

[failedpriest]

God can people PLEASE stop feminizing Galacta Knight and Kirby???

It's so fucking tiring. Disgusting to me even. Just because they're pink doesn't mean they have to be girls I am so sick and goddamn tired of it. Give me men who are pink and proud of it.

I'm especially looking at everyone who gives them humanized/humanoid forms. Stop genderbending them just because they're pink.

[mcgilou]

i love how when i got the ask from eizen suddenly i had a notif of 7 on my inbox and was all "????" only to be reminded of all my 3+ year old asks sitting in there unanswered bc i forgot all abt them

[it-will-devour]

“Eeewwwww how could you have all those clown dolls in your room they’re so creepy..”

Because they aren’t! Because, years ago, they would’ve been a child’s best friend! Taken places! Slept beside! The music boxes brought out on birthdays to make up for not hiring a real clown! They’re colorful and smiling and they’re just cute creatures like any other little toy! It’s not their fault there’s so many scary clown movies it’s not their fault john wayne gacy happened! I’ve seen all those films and documentaries, but real clowns aren’t like that!

If it weren’t for people like me, these once beloved childhood remnants would collect dust on some shelf, never played with or held or loved. All for some film studios to make money!So yes! Yes I keep clowns all over my bedside table! All their names start with a J, some of them play music, they get a bath when they come home from the antique store and they are DELIGHTFUL thank you very much!

[diamondnokouzai]

i love unhealthy m/f couples but only in like a femdom way