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golddustdyke · 7 months ago

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until i was 11 i didn't really care or know about anything on the internet except google images. like my biggest hobby was typing 'puppy' into the google image search bar and just scrolling through the pics of puppies. i did this with kittens also. i also did this with aragorn from lotr. i could scroll on google images forever. sometimes i'd find websites through google images, usually lotr fanclubs where people made graphics of pippin and merry being in love. unfortunately this all changed when i became best friends with a new kid in 6th grade. she showed me youtube. then i found myspace. then facebook. then tumblr. then twitter. fanfiction.net. I became the reason tumblr and f.net was banned in my school. youtube was the gateway drug, tho. wish i could still be searching 'puppies' and 'kittens' on google images . i grew up too fast </3

#on rainy days #we could choose to go to the computer lab for recess instead of the gym #and youtube was only a few years old so it wasn't banned by our school yet #and i remember hearing about yt for the first time #i was looking at baby chicks on google images and she said she was on youtube #and i was like 'you...two?'#and then she helped me get on yt and i was like a kid standing in front of the grand canyon #she's also still one of my best friends kjnrthkjrtn #text

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shadow-queens-blog · 6 months ago

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hey does this make sense? am i reaching?

#i need to somehow connect my top two faves im like baki going through that plastic glass barrier thingy #thistle tag #thistle dungeon meshi #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #ryoko kui #hall of fame #......dont like... if you come back to the og post click on the hof tag #please

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ottosbigtop · 5 months ago

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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

#I always get so weird about being specifically excited about making two characters be friends #and be really close esp compared to canon.#and I’m like eujhh what if this is. Weird.#and then u remember I wouldn’t feel nearly as weird were it a ship bc that’s just like. Standard behavior.#more giving a fuck abt guys being buddies 2024 #text posts :0]#todays post is brought to you by isabeau and odile interacting in isat

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theenemyod · 1 month ago

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I think people should be allowed to sleep in the same bed in a non sexual and non romantic way. I think cuddles can happen non sexually and non romantically. I think most acts of affection are non sexual and non romantic until you make it sexual or romantic (other than the obvious things like actual sex is sexual)

#arospec #aspec #aromantic #asexual #5k #6k #7k #wtf why do you like this post so much #8k #wtf #WHY DO YOU LIKE THIS POST SO MUCH #WHY DO YOU LIKE THIS SHIT I POSTED AT TWO AM WHILE SLEEP DEPRIVED #LIKE I'M THANKFUL AND ALL BUT WHY #most of the tags are edits/additions #9k #whyy #10k

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bruciemilf · 2 months ago

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Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”

#thomas to me is a really angry guy with can puff three packs of cigs a day and aggressively yells his affection and martha saw that #and thought ‘hot’#during their two years of marriage Alfred keeps trying to prove she’s a vampire Candace Flynn style and she never works #‘would you like me to draw the courtains MADAM’#‘no :) you know I have that skin condition right :)’ ‘aha :)) yes of course :))))))’#thomas wayne #martha wayne #bruce wayne #the waynes #dc comics #dc #text #batman #baby bruce wayne #text post

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cryptocism · 5 months ago

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #armandaniel #devils minion #drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour #the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw #i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born #and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome #idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy #anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel #his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious #like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man

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snarkspawn · 11 months ago

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based ofc on this

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanart #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #astarion #stuff and things #userpharawee #I'm back! hi :D #just a quick silly thing to try and get back into the groove after two weeks hhh #wHY do I always feel like I forgot how to draw after not drawing for a while uGH. anyway.#how have you guys been? I hope 2024 is treating you well so far ♥︎

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artkaninchenbau · 8 months ago

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A h-heartfelt reunion..?

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#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

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jojaxcola · 22 days ago

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the jojamart mockumentary that constantly plays in my mind

#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #sdv sam #sdv shane #stardew valley sam #stardew valley shane #jojamart mockumentary #my art #so the first time i really watched the office was earlier this month #when i was on a nine hour flight and the third season was available in the in-seat entertainment #and like #i get it now #and if you see a continuity error on shane’s hat #uhhhhhhhh they’re two different hats 🤫#and also #i didn’t realize i made sam’s hair that dark #ngl i just eye dropped from my halloween drawing of him #and totally forgot i darkened it there for the vibe

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sergle · 8 months ago

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the threshold has been crossed, it is now springtime!!

#sergle art #artists on tumblr #illustration #body posi #fat art #body positive #stretch marks #heey it's chboy. skinny penits. i haven't killed myself i SWEAR. i'm still in my cave and i still draw #i hope you like the pieces because i really liked doing the more stylized flowers on the first two #like that actually gave me so much enjoyment doing the flowers that way on miss blue hair

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cataclysmcrows · 1 year ago

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big fan of when grief drives characters to do fucked up things that are ultimately pointless and do more harm than good rather than just like. going to therapy