#and i want sunstreaker to be nervous too!!!

[corxoran]

I really like the idea of Jazz who is actually really inexperienced in areas that you wouldn't expect. He does get stressed and he does freak out but he extricates himself from a sticky situation so smoothly that you don't realize.

I want more of Jazz being confronted by things that actually frighten and unsettle him... I really like when a chill character that everyone can rely on breaks a little!

It's even better if it's something that most people are cool with or know a lot about, because then he definitely doesn't want to let on that he's lost and nervous.

If it was something crazy he could laugh and be like "Even I can't do that!" But if it's something he sees as simple, something he should be able to fake no problem even if he's never dealt with it before, he'd be singing a different tune. One more along the notes of "Frag, why can't I do this???"

I just think it's funny ^o^

[weirdlookingsnakewithlegs]

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe being sparklings during the war? Funny af

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe being sparklings during the war and getting snatched up by Autbots? Not so funny

The only way I can think of it happening is maybe one of the trine taking the two out on a scouting mission where they end up getting shot down and taken into Autobot custody. Of course, which ever seeker was shot down is definitely much more worried about the sparklings in their cockpit than being apprehended by the opposing faction.

For humor purposes I say it was Skywarp.

Now, Skywarp is definitely the type of mech that likes to lash out not just physically but with his EM field as well, but he can’t do that with the sparklings because they’re really sensitive to that sort of stuff. So, the Autobots are thinking something is wrong because Skywarp has never held back is EM field and he’s being more reserved, not lashing out physically but he’s still making snide comments and insulting every Autobot within radius.

It’s probably just when they get to the Autobots base that Sideswipe and Sunstreaker start making noise because they love being convenient. It starts with soft chirps, barely noticeable to anyone but Skywarp and unfortunately he’s cuffed, tending to two sparklings while cuffed in an extremely difficult task. He can only hope they stay quiet.

And then Sideswipe starts shrieking and suddenly all optics are on him. I think Skywarp could only really give a nervous smile and take a step back before somebot like Prowl is up in his face and questioning what that noise is.

Eventually, after way too much verbal bullying, Skywarp is forced to open his cockpit and he has to scramble because both of them are immediately attempting to escape.

Now that Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are out in the open it’s pretty clear of what they are, hell their frames are probably just now gaining color at this point.

Red Alert is around I just know he’s accusing him of stealing the little ones because and I quote, “They look nothing like you.”

“They take after their sire.”

“They aren’t seekers.”

“Their sire was a race alt?” Truth is Starscream never told them.

“Who’s the creator?”

“Starscream.”

Immediate silence and Skywarp realizes that maybe he should have claimed the little scraplets but the problem with that is that these two are very sure of who their creator is and would never play along with that idea. Plus that would just confuse them and the last thing he wants is a lecture from Starscream but at this point it may be too late.

The two sparklings, now settled on the ground and hiding behind Skywarp’s legs, are not having it. Their little optics are glaring at every Autobot in vicinity and Sideswipe is even flaring his very unformed door wings at the nearest one.

The group at the moment probably consists of Prowl, Red Alert, and Jazz but now that sparklings of all things were involved, Ratchet and Optimus were sure to be offered a spot in the ring of fools.

Skywarp is immediately shoved(he’s being dramatic) towards the medbay, sparklings hot on his thrusters. Sunstreaker doesn’t bother with the chase, doing his usual cling onto Skywarp’s leg which makes the seeker more hobble than walk. Yet, the moment they reach the medbay, all civil nature is out the door.

One thing Skywarp hates more than Autobots? Medics. And what’s worse than that? An Autobot Medic.

Immediately the seeker’s wings are hiked up the moment he’s on the medberth, positioned to a point they show off any injury sustained from being shot down but also to the point it puts strain on his hinges. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe probably try to copy him only to whine when they feel how uncomfortable it is because ow.

Now, Ratchet is… somewhat civil, and by somewhat I mean he’s actively yelling and waving a wrench at whoever thought it would be a great idea to shoot down one of the Elite Trine especially while he was carrying sparklings. The answers he gets are not satisfactory and both Prowl and Red Alert are chased out, Jazz leaves before things even got bad.

Now, mind you, it’s only Skywarp, the sparklings, Ratchet, and Optimus fragging Prime in the med bay. Skywarp is trembling like a leaf and Ratchet hasn’t even addressed him yet. The sparklings are just as frightened by Skywarp’s reaction and have probably cuddled up tightly against the seeker’s cockpit, though they refuse to go back in.

Eventually a very long conversation is had and Optimus ends up being forced to call the Decepticons to tell them that their missing sparklings were ready to be retrieved. He doesn’t expect to see Megatron cowering when the call is accepted, he also doesn’t expect the amount of screeching in the background.

“Prime.”

At least Megatron still has the class to pretend he’s not terrified out of his processor.

“TELL PRIME I’LL DEACTIVATE HIM”

“Starscream wishes to tell you-“

“I heard… I have called to inform you that we will be handing the sparklings over, along with Skywarp.”

“We will be there to pick them up.” Megatron just barely dodges something being thrown at him, “Starscream is already leaving.” He adds and the call flickers out.

[mychlapci]

Gawsh I can't find it at the moment but I'm pretty sure I rbed a post the other day where it's like a cat owner googling what their cat is doing constantly like blocking and annoying them and then the cat googling how tell human im love u................. it gave me mertwins and prowl thoughts but I can't find it wauughhhhh

I just think it's so cute yknow. Both Prowl and the twins haven't learnt how to communicate with each other yet. They don't really know what they are trying to convey to each other. But Prowl has risked so much for them that the twins have built such a solid bond of trust with him. And Prowl doesn't even know he has.

The twins know they can't really tell Prowl how much they appreciate him. That's why they do a lot of seemingly silly and annoying things like grabbing him and dragging him into the water and touching his doorwings and licking his mouth. They're all things they would do to show that he's one of them now!!!

They drag him into the water and hold him and nuzzle him because they want him to know he's actively invited to join them. Mers can be territorial. The twins' species is especially territorial and can get very violent when anyone encroaches on their turf or personal space, so they make it a point for those they accept to be explicitly invited into their space. They want Prowl to know he's safe around them, that he can be around them anytime he wants. Of course to Prowl it's always like AAAAAAAA and bring pulled into the water like he's going to be drowned. He gets used to it after a few times tho and kinda just >:/ at the twins until they let him get into the water himself

At first the doorwing thing is out of curiosity. Sideswipe especially loves to poke and prod at Prowl's 'fins' to learn more about them, to watch them twitch and flex. But, at some point, it becomes more of a grooming thing. They like to run their servos over his wings and watch Prowl relax. Clearly he finds it comfortable. And then they will use their claws to dig out any bits of dirt or detangke knotted cables in his joints. Prowl obviously can't reach these wings of his so they should help!! Letting other mers touch their fins would also be a sign of trust and companionship. Their fins are fragile and not just anyone would be allowed near them, let alone touch them. Sometimes they massage Prowl's doorwings until he shivers and tenses up a little. They always look at him with a questioning look, wondering if they hurt him, or if he's uncomfortable, but he always seems to be enjoying it so they don't stop.

The mouth licking is a later development. They really wanted Prowl to know how much they trust him. The first time they try it, Sunstreaker, especially, is nervous when he waits for Prowl to visit them as usual, and keeps telling his brother to shut up about it. He's not scared. Sunstreaker doesn't get scared. But it does take him a lot of courage to grab Prowl and go for it. He doesn't remember trusting anyone aside from his brother for a long time. Okay maybe he is a little scared.

But it goes over well in the end, right?? Prowl didn't reject them. Sunny was all embarrassed about it the rest of the day but he's fine. They pick up the habit of greeting Prowl by assaulting his mouth every time he comes to visit them now. He always lets them do it and that's great news for the twins

They are aware that maybe none of their shows of affection and trust translate, but they try anyway. They want Prowl to know he's a trusted friend now.

Every time they get to lay all over him and let him pet them until their engines purr, they feel like it's worth it. Clearly he understands at least some of it. He likes them too, right? He cares for them and he trusts them enough to let them near his wings and mouth. Yea of course he does ^^

I'd like to think they all will eventually start to learn to speak to each other tho. Prowl's processor may not specialise in language, but he has enough processing power to slowly pick up on the twin's body language and speech. He starts to understand simple calls and usually is able to know when they're trying to tell him something. The twins also start to pick up on a bit of standard cybertronian speech. They understand simple words that they hear a lot like 'food' and 'cleaning' and 'goodbye'.

I don't know where they hear it... maybe it's from some of the staff talking to each other... but one day they tell Prowl, in clumsy but obviously intentionally enunciated standard cybertronian cybertronian "... love... you...." and Prowl, first of all, has his wings shoot up so hard he almost sprains something, and second of all has his processor spark and crash and he fuckin collapses

oughhhh... I love this. The twins are trying so hard to let Prowl know that they trust him and like him, but it’s so difficult with such a large language and culture gap between them. Prowl doesn’t show any signs of disliking them, but it doesn’t seem like he understands just how important some of the things they do with him are to mers... Hell, there’s mers out there who lived their entire lives without ever letting anyone put their mouth near theirs, and honestly? Sunstreaker and Sideswipe thought they were going end up like that too. But Prowl is different, for all his crankly complaining and jerky doorwing movements. They like him... Learning standard cybertronian is their best chance at telling Prowl how much they like him...

The quick "love you" they threw at him initially freaked Prowl out. He never really confronted how he himself feels about the twins... He knew he was fond of them, but now he’s not sure just how deep the "love you" goes, whether he should interpret it as friendly or romantic...

I could talk about Prowl agonizing over shit forever, but Now i really wanna talk about the twins dragging Prowl into reciprocating the affection... they told him how much they care for him in his language, now he has to say it back in theirs... Is a long-winded way to say that I want Prowl to lick inside of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe’s mouths. It’s undeniably more dangerous for him, seeing that they have sharp teeth and he does not, so it’s a big gesture on his part. I can just imagine Sideswipe giggling to himself as he watches Prowl very clumsily lick the inside of Sunstreaker’s mouth, all careful and hesitant because he doesn’t know just how to do this... Land-mechs are so silly!

[blighted-lights]

because of course im gonna ask: first aid? —cmofirstaid

(Based off of this post! TFP Soundwave, IDW Sunstreaker, IDW First Aid, IDW Ravage, and IDW Cosmos have all been asked for! Feel free to send in an ask for any character that isn't one of these five 🌸❗️Not limited to followers or mutuals, so go wild!)

First Impression: Oh shit, First Aid! I read MTMTE before I read most of IDW, and I was fucking stoked to see him appear in the Delphi arc- ESPECIALLY with how he was introduced with his report that doubled as the issue's intro narration. Aside from that, though, I didn't focus on him much during my first read-through. Pharma and Ambulon immediately stole the show away from him, and it wasn't until my second read a few months later that I really focused on Aid. Aside from being happy to see him, I LOVED how he was drawn in MTMTE. He's always been cute, but something with how he was drawn in the first half of MTMTE really cemented for me that he has one of the best designs. He somehow manages to be boxy and round at the same time and I love him for it.

Impression Now: You are ENTIERLY responsible for how much First Aid means to me now, I hope you know this. One of my top ten IDW faves. His design remains one of my favorites, and I wish we got more canon content digging into his POV of things pre-mutiny. I wish he stayed on the Lost Light instead of being called away, too! There is so much focus on Ratchet passing over the title of CMO to First Aid, but then Aid leaves so quickly after. Idk, I wish we just got to see him more pre-mutiny. Aid is such a tragic character to me but he's another background tragedy and it makes me want to shake my screen a bit when I think about him. A somewhat vaguely odd thing to say, but I wish we got to see more of First Aid's grief over Ambulon and his feelings towards Pharma. Honestly I wished we got to see more interactions between Aid and the rest of the medical cast in general- including Ratchet, Velocity (ESPECIALLY Lotty (is not biased)), and Rung.

Favorite Moment: Speaking of Pharma, my favorite moment of First Aid is this one right here:

I think Aid should be shown like this more often. I NEED him to be angry. I need him to be murderous. As a treat for myself. I hate the idea in media where the good guys refuse to kill a villain because they'd be "letting the villain win". It's good to see that narrative challenged by Aid here.

... Even if the consequences aren't easily forgotten.

Idea for a Story: Someone put First Aid and Rung into a therapy appointment, I need to pick their interactions apart under a microscope. I do not thing going to Rung would be able to help Aid. In fact, it might just make an already shitty situation worse. But I want to see First Aid sit down and talk about what he is experiencing. And maybe I want to see Rung unintentionally making his grieving process more difficult. We already know from Rung's own admission in Lost Light that he does not know who he is without his patients. He banks his entire identity and self-worth on trying to assist other people. But what happens when nothing he does seems to help First Aid, and therefore his own self-image begins to crumble for it? How does his own perceived failings affect his treatment of First Aid?

Unpopular Opinion: 🤔 Not sure if I have one. I'm allergic to the idea of Aid being really nice and nervous 100% of the time, ig. All things considered, the First Aid we have in IDW isn't nervous at all. But I don't actually know how prevalent this is in fandom or if this is even an unpopular take 🤷‍♂️.

Favorite Relationship: Canon-wise? It's a toss up between him and Ambulon and then him and Ratchet. It is devastating how hard Aid takes Ambulon's death, and his desperation to help save Ambulon when Ratchet wouldn't let him was heartbreaking to read. At the same time, I NEED more of First Aid and Ratchet arguing with each other and Aid calling Ratchet out on his bullshit. It is rare that anyone steps up to Ratchet like that and succeeds in affecting him. I would like more, thanks.

Non-canon relationships? Another toss-up between Velocity and Ravage. Put these three in a blunt rotation, I'm sure they'll be fine.

Favorite Headcanon: First Aid is extremely tactile. There is not a word or phrase that could properly describe how touchy First Aid is. He has the capability to turn someone who is touch-starved to touched-out in the span of thirty minutes. While this is in part due to just him being an affectionate person in general (or at the very least, more physically affectionate than most other Autobots), it is also partially because of his intense focus on Autobot brands. He is so used to checking everyone he comes across for their brands in the case that they might have a bullet shot through them that the process of checking someone over is compulsive. This extends to people who fall outside of the Autobot ranks who do not even have brands, like Ravage, Cyclonus, and Ten. It's earned him more than a few strange looks and awkward silences over the course of being on the Lost Light.

[rawmeknockout]

✨💋 REQUESTS CLOSED 💋✨

Requests are now closed!

Rules:

keep me in your heart. i don't mind multiple requests, esp if they're good, but know that the more requests i get the longer it takes me to get through all of them. i'm unfortunately not a writing machine.

give me kisses pls

i don't mind fetish material, but i have limits. if you like something really graphic, such as gas or scat fetishes, i'll have to pass it up. but 'softer' fetishes to do with body parts or sneezing or whatever is fine. i'm not into it but i'll do my best to write it. (don't make me the sneeze blog tho i stg)

nothing to do with minors and no incest pls. you can request like sideswipe / reader / sunstreaker or the like tho, as long as there's a reader insert to sandwich in there and it's not sibling on sibling thank.

i will write the dark shit you want to read but character death isn't my favorite and if it gets too graphic i may make it a readmore? but that's just bc i get nervous about how people will take it.

writing for ships isn't my favorite. a lot of popular ships do nothing for me bc i'm contrary 😤 let's keep it to mainly reader insert stuff.

i will probably, most often, in all likelihood make the reader gender neutral even if you specify afab or fem bc i'm genderfucked and i don't want all my writing to exclude me if i'm not a woman that day lol lmao. if you specify male reader i will write that. i stand with men. i will write you getting your ass blasted, king.

disregard if my writing includes the word cunt or pussy. im so porn-brained that i associate those words with ass, too.

i think that's it. you guys know how to act (i hope). don't disappoint your dog by acting out of pocket in my inbox.

pwaise??? fow me??? 👉👈🥺

I will write for:

Transformers (no live-action, michael bay dies by my hand)

Genshin Impact

Twisted Wonderland

G.I. Joe

Ultrakill

i've mostly cut down what I write for. you're free to offer different fandoms/stuff in my inbox, but these are the things i'm mainly always into and it's easy for me to get interested in. i'm sorry for my weeb shit.

[lifetimeshipper]

Life's New Adventures and Secrets

Chapter 31

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Strongarm and Steeljaw hear a commotion coming from the Alchemor and go to check it out, they see Sideswipe greeting a yellow mech. The yellow mech saw them and ran over to them, "Sunstreaker, you're here. Hey," Strongarm says to him a bit nervously.

"Hey, Strongarm, it's been a good while," the yellow mech greeted.

"It has."

"What's with the ears?"

"Was due to an accident by Shockwave, affected everyone."

As they greeted the yellow mech, the sparklings asked, "Who's he?"

"He kind of looks like Sideswipe," Nightback stated.

"This is an old friend of mine and Sideswipe's brother, Sunstreaker."

"He's so shiny," Emberwing complimented.

"Why thank you, little missy," Sunstreaker said with a chuckle. "Cute sparklings."

Emberwing giggled in a shy manner before hiding behind her father. Sunstreaker looks and sees Steeljaw and Metalsound standing next to each other, "They must be a couple, they look cute. Like you and I would look," he states as he gets a little closer to Strongarm.

Metalsound did her best to hold back her laughter as Steeljaw growled at the newcomer, "Metalsound and I are not together. Also, stay away from my mate," he wrapped his tail around her waist to prove his point further.

"Is it because we're wolves that others assume that Steeljaw and I are together?" Metalsound chuckled as she wrapped her arms around Thunderhoof's arm.

Strongarm stands close to Steeljaw and picks up Nightback, "Sorry, Sunstreaker, but I'm already taken. This is Steeljaw my mate and this is our son Nightback."

"Oh, sorry," Sunstreaker replied with a blush.

"It's okay, you thought I would not have mated with anyone and that I would still be available because of my outlook on it."

"Yeah. It doesn't help that Sideswipe had feelings for you either," the yellow mech said.

"Can we not talk about that please?" Sideswipe asked nervously.

"Why not?" Sunstreaker asked.

"I made a few stupid mistakes back then," he shuddered at the memory.

"What did you do?" Nightback asked.

"You don't need to know, son. We're not gonna bring up the old memories," Steeljaw growls at Sideswipe.

Nightback whined as Sideswipe hid behind Windblade, "Sunny, this is Windblade, my sparkmate," Sideswipe said using his brother's old nickname. Steeljaw growled at the brothers as he pushed Strongarm and Nightback toward their quarters.

"Hey, nice to meet you," Sunstreaker said feeling a bit nervous from Steeljaw's growling.

"Nice to meet you too. Don't mind Steeljaw, he's just protective of his family. You never told me you had a brother, Slick," she said to the red mech.

"Slick?" Sunstreaker asked.

"It's her nickname for me."

"Ehh, it's better than what bots used to call us," Sunstreaker chuckled.

"Yeah," Sideswipe said as he chuckled nervously

"What did they call you two?" Windblade asked now curious.

"Ketchup and mustard, because of our color."

Windblade chuckled, "I think it's cute."

"Really?"

"Yes," she replied as she kissed him.

"So, what did you do to Strongarm that made the Wolf-Con so upset?"

Sideswipe made sure that Steeljaw was nowhere to be seen before replying. The others had gone off to do their own thing, "I kissed Strongarm, even when I knew they were bonded," he whispered.

"Oh. What did he do?"

"He nearly killed me, he would have if it wasn't for Strongarm."

"He would have? Will he kill me for coming onto Strongarm as I did?"

"Just keep your distance for a while," Sideswipe replied fearing for his brother's safety.

"I certainly will."

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Steeljaw and Strongarm got back to their quarters but before they went in Nightback saw Seajumper and wanted to go play, "Can I go play?"

"Sure," Strongarm replied as she put him down and he ran off to play as Steeljaw took Strongarm inside.

"You have a history with that mech?" He asked her as he started feeling jealous.

"Remember when I told you that there was a mech that asked me to go out with him?"

"Yeah..."

"He was the mech that asked me."

"Oh. Do you have feelings for him?"

"No, Steeljaw, as I told you I was too busy with my studies and training to even think about going out."

"But that doesn't mean you couldn't have gotten feelings for him. You were acting like it just now, were acting all nervous, and even blushed a bit like there was something between you two."

"It's been a long time since we've seen each other and I didn't like it when he was hitting on me."

"And yet you did nothing to repel him."

"I told him I already had a mate and a son," she argued as she intertwined her tail with his.

"I was listening to your conversation and you said nothing about having a mate until after I intervened," he argued back as he pulled his tail away from hers.

"He took me off guard. Wasn't this similar to you and Quickshadow?"

"At least I let her know right away that I was taken!"

"Steeljaw, I don't feel anything for him! What will it take for you to believe me?"

"I need to go for a drive," he replied as he headed out the door and transformed before driving off.

"Steeljaw, wait," she ran after him, only to see him drive off. She growled in frustration, wishing that Sunstreaker never came. She goes back inside and waits for Steeljaw to return, she feels her spark start to break as she waits, wondering if he will return.

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"Eyo, Steeljaw, wait up," Thunderhoof called as he tried to catch up with the Wolf-Con.

"What is it, Thunderhoof?"

"Why did you storm off?"

"Nothing, I'm just... a bit jealous I guess."

"I hear ya. Want to talk about it?"

"It's just the way she was acting around that new mech, I started to think that she may have feelings for him."

"Did Strongarm try to explain what had gone on between them?"

"Yeah, she told me."

"And? Do you believe her?"

"Of course I do, I just let my jealousy get to me."

"Then what are you doing out here instead of with your mate?" He asked suddenly wanting to be with his own mate.

"I just needed to get my processor together."

"Alright, just don't keep her waiting too long," he left the mech with his thoughts as he headed back to the scrapyard.

"I'm not," Steeljaw mumbled to himself as he continued to drive around.

Strongarm sighed as she went to check on Nightback, wondering when and if Steeljaw would be coming back. As soon as she walks out of their quarters she sees Steeljaw drive up and then transform.

Her ears folded back with uncertainty, "Hey."

"Where are you going?"

"I was going to check on Nightback."

Without another word, Steeljaw grabs her, pulls her back inside, and closes the door, "Steeljaw, what's gotten into you?" She asked in shock.

Steeljaw looks at her for a second before pulling her into a hug, "I'm sorry," he says as he wraps his tail firmly around her waist. It took her a second to take it in before she returned his hug. She closed her optics when she felt them starting to sting. She buried her helm into his shoulder, her tail wrapped around his waist. "I just got jealous and I let my jealousy overtake me."

She only nodded into his shoulder, afraid that if she tried to say anything she would start crying. You really hurt me.

I know, and I'm sorry. He replied as he tightened his hug. But I was feeling hurt as well.

I know, and I'm sorry too. She said as she tightened her hug as well. I would never do anything to hurt you.

I forgive you. Can you forgive me?

She looked up at him for a moment before kissing him passionately. Of course.

He kisses her back with just as much passion. Slowly breaking the kiss she nuzzled his neck, taking in his scent, "Did you get the Wolf-Con instincts and smell as well?" He asked her teasingly.

"It would seem so," she teased back. Steeljaw just chuckled.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The GrimBee Story

Chapter 1

Next Chapter

[thegoldenshi-shi]

Sunny Simp Anon here!

I had ordered the zine when preorders first started and when I saw that you were in the zine many months later i got very excited!!

I took a pic and sent it to Smooch and shared the rest of the art with them and their friends and we loved it all and I love what you did with Jazz ans Prowl!!

The officiator: Any one object?

Prowl: *silently glaring*

Jazz: *had a cannon* :D

Also they look so good and I want to frame your art on my wall but I cant because it’s in a book but it’s so pretty and I love it and i want to hug it but it’s paper and akskdldkdk

Many conflict here you see

Also personal update myself, I probably didn’t do good on one of my exams today because i forgot there was an exam and I didn’t have my book and it was open book and so like, i didn’t do good but it is what it is

Also I want to hold your sideswipe so much, he is such a pretty boi and when he pops up he overtakes Sunny for a minute and is the star of the show and he knows he’s a pretty boi and will use it

I want to hold him so badly and domestic soft thoughts are my enemy cause I want them to be happy and heal from their pain and they are twins and they know each other the best and they went through hell and back and deserve good things!!!

Let Sunny become a famous artist again, let Sideswipe help with selling his brother’s paintings and also maybe own a lil bar and stuff also Bob being his cute self and get doted on and Sunny also maybe makes vent arts and let out his pain

I do personally headcanon that Sunny makes some vent arts but keeps some of them secret cause he doesn’t want to worry Sides too much with how he feels and it helped to just draw it out

Also me and my friends in the JazzProwl discord server made a lil meme thing into a bug angsty au and then we talked about the future after they mostly heal and it was from dark and angsty and stuff to more fluffy but still some angst(it’s with the Elite trine but i am gonna ask if we wanna include other ships and other lil stories besides the elite trine’s)

Anyways! I hope to be in your inbox again soon but some smaller things jn my life came up that needed my attention so I had to focus on those for a lil bit but i will return

-Sunny Simp Anon💛

Oh! You ordered a Monochromatic zine?

That's so exciting! I just got mine a few days ago~ I'm so happy to hear that you like my piece! I was really nervous about it because it was kinda spoofy compared to the others. It's pretty silly even by my normal standards hehe As far as my digital work goes, Sideswipe has been given so much love lately. It's great that his "pretty boi" status has been recognized. I purposefully designed him to look more friendly and open, so if he's making you think soft domestic things then I have done my job correctly hehe. On the subject of Sunstreaker's art habits, I think all artists make vent pieces at some point, writers and other creative mediums too (I know I do). So Sunny does probably have some pieces squirreled away here and there, I agree. I'm glad you're having fun on the JazzProwl server, and hope you get through whatever requires your attention now.

Don't rush through anything, I will still be here when you get done hehe.

[anon-e-miss]

More mamma prowl?👉👈 I'm assuming jazz isn't in the picture,yet, byt they're his? 👁👄👁

“Hey Beautiful,” Prowl felt a shiver of pleasure up his spine as he heard is lover’s deep voice. He smiled as Jazz’s arms wrapped around him from behind and hugged those arms closer.

This was a novelty still. Though Prowl had become accustom to having someone, the Twins specifically, to come home to, it was still a new delight to have someone, to have Jazz, coming home to him. Taking this grand leap, leaving the life he had built in Simfur behind had made him so nervous but Prowl knew without a single doubt that short of continuing his carrying with the Twins, taking this leap was the single best decision of his life. They... they were a family. He had a conjunx, not just a secret lover in the dark-cycle. If all went as planned, Jazz would be there with him in the medicentre when the newling in his forge emerged.

“Everythin’ a’ight?” Jazz asked after he left a kiss on Prowl’s neck. “I heard ya called off on short notice, ‘n for tomorrow too. “One o’ the Twins catch a virus?”

“I pulled them out of class,” Prowl explained. “I should have commed you. I am sorry... I am just used to...”

“Doin’ it all on yer own,” Jazz said. “I know. Ya done a brilliant job o’ it. What’s up wit the Twins?”

“Their teacher, Mainframe has been abusive,” Prowl revealed. Jazz stepped back and slowly turned Prowl around before drawing him in close.

“What’d he do?” Jazz’s tone took a serious turn. Prowl knew Jazz would kill for the Twins, knew that he had.

“He has been calling Sunstreaker stupid and slow and he has been striking Sideswipe for fidgeting,” Prowl revealed and for a moment, just a moment he hesitated, wondering if Jazz would not say he was overreacting. “I called a meeting with the headmaster next mega-cycle. I will not return them to that class.”

“Do ya want me there?” Jazz asked.

“If you want to be,” Prowl said. “Someone will need to watch them.”

“Ori just got back in,” Jazz replied. “I’ll ask ‘m. He’d probably die for a chance to love on’em a lil.”

“I should have commed you when I made the meeting,” Prowl said. “I should have confirmed the time.”

“None o’ that,” Jazz said. “The Twins are yer priority. It’s the right priority.”

“I do not want you to think I do not value your opinion,” Prowl worried out loud.

“I know ya do,” Jazz said. His servos smoothed over the ever so subtle curve in Prowl’s protoform, where his forge was just beginning to project. “Lemme finish up the dishes. Put yer peds up. This lil one give ya any grief this ‘cycle?”

“The bitty has been perfect,” Prowl replied. “I do not mind finishing up. You did not make the mess.”

“Relax,” Jazz insisted. “Do some bakin’ wit the Twins?”

“We made cookies,” Prowl replied. “They wanted to ice them... I think there is a smear on the ceiling... in few spots.”

“Talented mechlings, those two,” Jazz chuckled. “Relax, Prowl. I got this.”

Prowl did as Jazz bade him and retreated to the couch and put his peds up. The living room still needed sorting. They had put most of it back in order but there were a few toys, a cushion, things to be put away but Prowl sat and he rested. Jazz was miraculously patient. It was not that Prowl intended to be domineering or territorial so far as the Twins went. It was just... Jazz had only been able to pay brief visits throughout the vorns, never for more than a few mega-cycles at a time. He had been a secret. They had been a secret and it would take more time still to adjust to this new, beautiful normal. Prowl stroked his forge as he marvelled at the etchings on his bracers. They were not a secret any longer; they were conjunxed.

“Did ya wanna head to berth?” Jazz asked, after he had finished with the clean up.

“I do,” Prowl said. “If you feel too tired...”

“I’ll never been too tired for ya,” Jazz replied.

He took Prowl’s servos and helped him to his peds. Prowl did not really need the help yet, he had a ways to go in this carrying before then. But he was not going to refuse the courtesy, as novel as this all was for Prowl, he knew it was for Jazz as well. His carrying with the Twins had been significantly more advanced before Jazz had appeared in Simfur again, surprising Prowl with a visit. Though his visits had increased in frequency, Jazz had come as often as he could to contribute to Prowl’s carrying, it had still not been terribly often. Jazz pissed Prowl’s mouth and Prowl’s optics dimmed as he kissed his conjunx back in kind. There was to race to completion. Instead, they made slow, tender love before drifting into recharge entangled. Prowl sighed with contentment. He would never tire of this.

[blackgirlfandomwriter]

Pregnant (Bayverse Optimus x Oc Reader)

Ok, so this is an old one-shot that I wrote starring my friends and me. This was back when I first starting writing on Wattpad and I thought it would be funny to share it with yall so enjoy!!

Lori's POV:

"People are so dumb in horror movies," Savannah said tossing popcorn in her mouth. "I know right," I said laughing as we continued to watch the film in front of us. Tonight me and the girls decided to have a movie night until the guys got back from their mission in Tokyo. "I just got a text from Ratchet, they should be here tomorrow morning," Nina said smiling at us as we all grinned. The movie had gone off so we just started talking about randomness. Kaitlyn started to crack jokes making me laugh uncontrollably. "How about a game of truth or dare," Savannah said with a huge grin that said she was up to no good.

"Uh-uh Savannah's up to something," Nina said shaking her head. "What? No, I'm not I just have a question" Savannah said still smirking evilly. "And what may that be," I asked raising my eyebrow questioningly. "Have any of yall....... you know.......... done it yet?" Savannah said as we all looked around at each other waiting for answers. "Duhhhh," Kaitlyn said sticking her tongue in a playful way. "I know that's right," Savannah said as she and Nina high-fived while laughing. I on the other hand sat there in silence

"I know Lori be getting it in with Optimus all the time," Nina said looking at me giggling. I slapped her on the arm and laughed. "No, we haven't done it," I said trying to hide my embarrassment. "Not yet at least," Savannah raised her eyebrows at me in a joking way. "Bruhh shut up," I said hitting her with a pillow. She looked stunned for a moment before she hit me back. "PILLOW FIGHT" Kaitlyn yelled as we all started to hit each other with pillows.

~Time Skip To Morning~

"Ow stop kicking me" I muttered moving around to get comfortable on whatever I was laying on. I opened my eyes to see me and the girls all spread across the living room floor. I laughed as I stood up from my position on the floor and stretched. I yawned as I headed upstairs to get cleaned up and changed. I washed my face, brushed my teeth, and threw on leggings and a crop top as I picked up my phone to text Optimus.

~~Messages~~

Lori: Hey, I thought you would be home by now 😥

Optimus: Sadly we are at the military base with Lennox discussing going back to Cybertron...... the government is starting to get a bit angsty

Lori: Oh is everything ok

Optimus: Nothing that needs to concern you. Everything will be fine

Lori: Um ok. I love you 💙

Optimus: Love you too. I'll be home soon❤

~~End~~

I looked down at my phone with a smile as I sighed. "I wonder how going back to Cybertron is going to work," I said to myself before shrugging my shoulders. I slipped my phone into my pocket and headed back downstairs. "Breakfast sounds good," I said while pulling out eggs, bacon, and pancake mix as I got to work. Once I was done with breakfast the girls were already awake and sleepily walking to the table. "Thanks for breakfast Lori," Nina said as Savannah and Kaitlyn grumbled through stuffed mouths of food. I laughed hearing a knock at the front door. "Who could that be," I said aloud as I jogged to the door. I slowly opened the door to find a few of the Autobots standing there in their bipedal forms.

"Oh my god! You're back" I yelled hugging them as they all chuckled. "What are you yelling about," Savannah said walking up behind me and freezing. "BEE" she yelled tackling him to the ground. We all laughed as Kaitlyn and Nina came to see all the commotion. They were so happy to see Ratchet and Crosshairs it was unbelievable. "Aww yall are so cute," I said taking out my phone and snapping many pictures. "Whatever girl your just jealous," Nina said sticking out her tongue playfully. "Girl you wish," I said with a playful eye roll. Before I could close the door I saw some more cars pull up. They all looked pretty familiar. They soon transformed revealing Jazz and the Lambo Twins (Sideswipe and Sunstreaker). "It's been a while, Lori," Jazz said walking up to me with a smile. "Nice to see you too," I said punching Jazz in the arm.

Before I could say anything to the twins I was engulfed in a tight hug. "We've missed you," they both said as I sighed. "I missed you guys too," I said as I kissed both of their foreheads as they went inside. Finally, the last three Autobots showed up, Drift, Hound, and Optimus. As soon as they transformed I ran over to Optimus and jumped into his arms. He caught me and spun me around causing me to squeal. When he set me back on the ground I smashed my lips into his as to which he returned the favor. "Eww guys get a room," Hound said in fake disgust. I only laughed as Optimus threw me over his shoulder and carried me into the house. "Optimus what are you doing" I yelled as he started to carry me upstairs. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Savannah making these symbols with her hands towards me.

I gave Savannah a death glare as I mouthed the words Fuck you. Savannah looked at me in disbelief and burst into laughter as me and Optimus made it upstairs. When we made it to my bedroom Optimus lightly threw me on the bed causing me to giggle as he crawled on top of me. "Optimus what are you doing" I wined playfully trying to push him off of me. He didn't say anything as he let his metal lips find mine in a passionate kiss. I kissed back as he let his hands wander down to my hips. He pulled away and nibbled on my neck leaving little love bites as I moaned lightly. After a few minutes, he pulled away and kissed my forehead. "You sure you wanna do this" He whispered as I smirked kissing him roughly. "Does that answer your question?" I said with a smirk as he proceeded with a low growl.

~Time Skip To The Morning After (Cuz I've never written a lemon sooooo..... Yea)~

I woke up to the sun beaming through my curtains as I groaned snuggling into the warm figure next to me. 'Wait' I thought as my eyes popped open. 'Did me and Optimus ..... noooo did we?' I thought while slowly looking under the covers and quickly putting them back down. 'Oh, shit' I thought looking up at the ceiling. I let out a deep sigh as I turned to face a still sleeping Optimus. 'He's so handsome when he sleeps. Ugh, but why do I feel sick all of the sudden'. For some reason, something didn't feel right as I rushed to the bathroom. I shut the door and hunched over the toilet immediately spilling my guts. "What the hell" I groaned as I grabbed my phone off the counter and texted Savannah

~Messages~

Lori: Savannahhhhh😫😥

Savannah: Yes big head

Lori: I need help 😥 Somethings wrong like fr fr

Savannah: Where are you???

Lori: The bathroom in my room 😭

Savannah: Ight hold on

~End~

I took a deep breath as I waited on Savannah's arrival. Soon I heard the doorknob jiggle and in came Savanah shutting the door behind her. "Did you wake Optimus?" I asked nervously. "No, but what's your problem? You look uglier than usual" Savannah stated smiling as I weekly kicked her. "Looookkkk," I said pointing at the toilet. Savannah looked in and quickly backed away in disgust. "What the hell! Are you sick?" she yelled as I shushed her sternly. "I don't know I woke up feeling weird then I threw up," I said laying my head on the bathtub.

"Wait did you and Optimus......" Savannah asked not finishing her sentence. "Not important right now," I said pointing a finger at her as her eyes went wide. "I'll be right back," Savannah said as she ran out of the bathroom leaving me confused. As I waited for her to come back I slowly got up from my position on the floor trying to steady myself. I wobbly walked over to the counter and looked at myself in the mirror. 'Ugh I look horrible' I thought as I rinsed my mouth to get rid of the smell of puke.

"I'm back," Savannah said while holding something behind her back. "What's that," I asked pointing behind her with a raised eyebrow. Without saying a word she pulled out a pregnancy test and my jaw dropped in shock. "Take it," Savannah said sternly. "Are you serious?" I said crossing my arms in disbelief. "Yes, now take it," Savannah said shoving it into my hands and walking out of the bathroom. I sighed as went through the process of taking the pregnancy test. I set it on the counter and waited. 'There's no way I'm pregnant...... am I? I mean it was only once and it was my first time! Oh god, why am I so anxious'. I started to get more nervous as I paced around the bathroom. 'What will Optimus think? Does he even want kids? Do I want kids? WHY DIDN'T WE USE A-'. My thoughts were soon interrupted by my phone ringing signaling that the five-minute wait was over.

I slowly picked up the test with shaky hands. I looked down at the test and immediately lost my breath. "I'm pregnant" I whispered while covering my mouth with my hand. Tears started to fall but I couldn't tell if I was happy or scared. I sobbed quietly as I slid onto the floor. 'What am I gonna do?' I thought to myself as I cried a bit harder. There was a knock at the door causing me to jump but I didn't say a word. "Lori are you ok," A rough voice said from the other side of the door. 'Shit' I scurried to my feet while wiping my eyes clean. "Yea I'm fine," I said fixing myself up. "You don't sound fine. Can you please open the door" Optimus said as my heart stopped. 'Here comes the moment of truth I guess'

I opened the door letting him in as he kissed my forehead. "I have something to tell you" I spoke as my voice quivered. "Are you ok, you look sick?" Optimus said looking at me with concern. "Yea I'm fine just a little morning sickness," I said putting on a fake smile. As soon as I said those words Optimus's eyes went wide. "Are you?" Optimus asked questioningly as he stared at my stomach. "Yea...... I'm sorry" I said bursting into tears as I felt a strange pain in my chest. "Sorry? For what" Optimus said trying to calm me down. "I didn't even ask if you wanted kids, it just happened! And I-" Before I could continue my ranting his lips gently smashed onto mine.

I calmed down as he wiped away my stray tears. "Hey, look at me," Optimus said while raising my head my his index finger, "I've always thought about starting a family with you. It just happened faster than I expected, but I still love you and our unborn child," Optimus said causing my eyes to water up again. "I love you so much," I said kissing him passionately. I felt him smirk in the kiss causing me to giggle. "You kiss me like that again and we might be making twins," Optimus said kissing my neck. "You horny hunk of metal," I said shoving him playfully and trying to walk away. But I couldn't get far enough before he scooped me up into his arms bridal style and carried me downstairs.

When we walked into the living room everyone was sitting there as if they were awaiting our arrival. "Soooooo," Savannah said with a huge grin. "You told them," I said looking at her with a shocked expression. "That's not important right now. What does the test say" Nina said jumping up and down eagerly. Optimus and I exchanged a look as we both smiled. "WE'RE HAVING A BABY!!" I yelled in excitement as everyone laughed and clapped. "It's about damn time," Crosshairs said with a smirk while I playfully glared at him. "Aww I'm going to be an auntie," Savannah said wiping away a fake tear. I laughed while hugging her tightly as everyone else started talking about baby showers and planning causing me to roll my eyes. "Wow can't believe I'm gonna be a mom," I said rubbing my still flat stomach. "I can't believe I'm gonna be a father," Optimus said kissing my forehead as everyone 'Awwed'. I took a good look around at the people around me, the Autobots, my friends, my best friend, the love of my life, and soon to be born child.

This is my family now and I love them

[starsheild]

AuAugust - The Otherworld - Surprise

Ricochet was still shaken, but after the initial shock wore off he was still taking it better than his origin. It took a lot to shake Punch, but this seemed to have done it.

“O’ all tha Pit-damned fools- ‘m sorry Ric.So sor’y.” Punch aplogized, looking at his creation with a mixture of regret and pride. “N’er shoulda let come wit me.”

Well, Ricochet amended, perhaps not as much shaken as angry.

“Ya could’na known. ‘N not like we’d ah let ya come by yerself.” Ricochet countered. It was the truth, and Punch knew it as well as they did. Even if he had forbidden it, Ricochet would have followed him by default, with the complete support of his twin, if not his progenitors as well.

Punch sighed and reached over to stroke his creations helm, marveling at the changes. The darker twin stood taller now, his entire frame more streamlined but just as strong looking. Maybe even more so. It was closer to his merform now, which should not have been surprising. The trident still rested in his hand, Ricochet unwilling to part with it since he had picked it up and the light show had nearly blinded all present.

The priests seemed confused, to a degree, as well. They had hurried the new king and his stubborn origin into the temple, instead of to the feast and festival which had been prepared and waiting. Traditionally there was little delay in the choosing and the crowning and the public celebration. But there had not been a King chosen since before he could remember, so all Punch had to base recent events on were stories that he had been told as a youngling himself.

It was a little unnerving the way the priests kept looking at the Tridet. None  of them seemed the least bit interested in trying in to inspect it any closer than with their optics, but Punch was starting to get the feeling that changing shape as it had was not something that was supposed to happen. Or normally happened. Or whatever.

The artifact was now double headed, and taller than Ricochet. It seemed to Punch as though it should have been terribly heavy, but his creation manages it with startling ease, only setting it down to the degree that it rested across his knees when they were finally brought fuel by a temple acolyte.

Ricochet plowed through the first cube he was given like he had not fueled in a orn. He was halfway through the second before he slowed and looked around, addressing the priests huddled across the room debating in low voices.

“So when can ah leave?”

“Leave?” The most senior of the bunch, Adjudicus, turned and stared at Ricochet as though the new King had gone and sprung another helm while the his back was turned. “You are not going anywhere until we figure out what has happened.”

Ricochet went very still, visor dimming a bit, his servo tightening around the Trident across his knees. “Ahm not stayin’ ‘ere without m’ family.” 

“You cannot leave-.”

“Which one o’us is ‘n charge now?” Ricochet demanded, cutting off his origin before Punch could get a glyph in edge-wise. For a nanoklik he still looked as though he wanted to intervene, but then thought better of it and simply shifted back in his seat, giving his creation a clear line of fire.

“Well?”

Ajudicus hesitated, the rest of those gathered with him shifting uneasily.

“Well?” Ricochet repeated, tone growing impatient and taking on an edge.

“You are.” Adjudicus conceded, optics shifting down in surrender. 

“Then ‘m gonna go get’m.” Ricochet concluded, rising to stand. “N bring ‘em ‘ome. All o’ ‘em.” He added, looking to his Origin with promise, and a hint of a question. If Punch wanted to return to the land, if Sprocket and Rumbler wanted to stay here, that was their choice. If Jazz wanted to as well, perhaps in some lingering hope of some megacycle seeing the fae that had stolen his spark once more, Ricochet was okay with that. But he was determined that staying or coming was to be their choice, and not something forced on them by others.

“You cannot leave…” This time the tone was more desparate request than order.

“I’ll go.” A voice interrupted, drawing the attention of all of those in the room. Frontrunner stepped in, nodding first to Ricochet before addressing Punch. “I r’member yer mates. I’ll take’m the message, ‘n bring’em back safe.”

“M’ brother too.” Ricochet added, studying the other mer. Frontrunner was a Tempest, one of the kin that Punch had introduced him to when they had arrived, and a clan member that his origin had seemed honestly fond of. While Ricochet wasn’t sure just how much the priests knew, Frontrunner knew of Jazz, and knew why only Rico had accompanied Punch.

“All ‘o ‘em.” Frontrunner replied with a small dip of his helm.

Ricochet shared a look with Punch, then the older mech nodded. “We’ll see’s ya when ya get back then.”

*****

“They’ll be fine.” Punch assured Jazz again. “Lotta mer’s are born ‘n the sea. They won’ change yet, but they’ll be fine.”

Jazz steeled himself, trust in his origin finally overruling his own fear as he dropped over the the side of the transport and felt his frame shift instinctively. Legs stretched and twined into a single tail as the other angles of his frame smoothed into the more streamlined mer form he was still becoming accustomed to.

Punch was at his side in an nanoklik, accepting one of the newlings from Sprocket as the Rumbler handed the second one to Jazz.

Less gracefully the two landmech joined their kin and their guide, Frontrunner making sure the pair were secure comfortable with their seapaks before diving downwards.

Jazz was a nervous wreck the first few meters, but after a surpised gurgle, Sunstreaker settled more comfortably against his origins chassis, not projecting the least bit of distress at the change in environment that he found himself in. Across the bond he shared with his other creation, Jazz could sense the same contentment, and it sparked a little wonder in him, that his own creations were so comfortable in a place that was still rather foreign to him.

He caught his own origins knowing grin, and couldn’t help but smile in return. His origin belonged here, and his mates were willing to join him. Perhaps they were all coming home.

Ricochet was waiting for them when they surfaced, surrounded by a small group of strangers. He ignored the looks and the start of a protest from one as he stepped forward, embracing his progenitors and looking a little embarrassed as they oohed and awed over the changes to his frame.

Jazz was less reverent, if no less affectionate, as he accepted the servo his twin extended to help him from the pool. “Let ya alone for an orn an’ ya change yerself all up.”

Ricochet laughed as he pulled his brother up, freezing as the Tident in his hand glowed to life. The light was gentler this time, if no less intense as it spread along Jazz’s frame. As it faded, Jazz’s first concern was for Sunstreaker, but the newling was still contentdly magnetized to his frame, and from all appearances completely unchanged.

The same could not be said of his origin, Jazz’s frame now mirroring his twins shape once more, though still black on white with accents of silver counter to Ricochet's own white on black with gold. In the servo that had been empty was clutched a double ended Trident, identical to the one held by Ricochet.

Jazz stared at his twin, and all Ricochet could do was shrug in return.

“Surprise?”

[silkling]

Prowl refused to join the Well of All Sparks after his death. He lingered on, even if no one could see him. It hurt him, to see his friends, his family, grieving over his loss, but he didn’t regret giving up his life to save them. When they returned to Cybertron, he followed them, because he wanted to see them welcomed home as heroes.

After all the major celebrations were done, he didn’t know what to do. He still didn’t really want to join the Well, and he didn’t feel any pull forcing him any direction regardless, so he was a bit lost. Until he saw Jazz, that is. His old friend was leaving the celebrations, and Prowl decided to follow. He wasn’t supposed when they eventually ended up in front of the old Dojo. It had been repaired since he’d seen it last, but Prowl still felt something unfurl in his chest at the sight of the first place he’d ever called home.

The Dojo would have been his, had he lived. Master Yoketron had said as much, though Prowl was pleased when Jazz became the new Master of the Dojo instead. As the war came to and end and life after settled, Jazz gained a handful of new students. A young, energetic Praxian called Smokescreen. A set of young twins from Kaon, warframes, of course, who’d been forced to fight in the pits and gladiators whose names were Sideswipe and Sumstreaker. A noble from the Towers named Mirage, who could make himself invincible. And perhaps most surprising of all, a painfully young racer, a former deception who’d abandoned the cause years ago called Deadlock.

Prowl was happy to sit back and watch, of course. Jazz was a good teacher, and though Sunstreaker and Mirage in particular seemed to bristle at the authority, all his students took to their lessons well. Prowl was most surprised when one of Jazz’s lessons ended up being about himself, and though he ached at the pain underlying his once-lover’s voice he couldn’t deny the fondness that swelled in his chest to hear him talk about him in such tones. After that, he wasn’t surprised when he found a bust of himself alongside the other busts of the Dojo’s greatest graduates.

He continued like that, watching Jazz teach and his students grow. He explored Cybertron, and it was in his explorations he found the areas of his planet that most resemble the nature of Earth. Everything is still metallic, of course, but there are still forests, small as they are. And there is one cliff he found near the dojo that has the best sunsets and sunrises. It’s a peace existence he’s found himself caught in, albeit a dull one.

Until that too, changes. It happens one night a year or so after Deadlock joined the Dojo. He has no need of food or sleep as a ghost, so Prowl has taken to mindless, almost meditative wandering when the moon rises in the sky. It’s during one of these nights he stumbles across the former Deception in the Dojo practice room, long after everyone else has retired and slipped into recharge. The young mech is struggling through what looks to be Set 23 in Circuit-Su. He manages well for the first few moves, but when it comes to a maneuver that requires him to jump and twist in the air he can’t seem to land in the proper stance to continue the set smoothly. Prowl can see where his error lies. His stance when preparing to jump is off, and it’s throwing his balance in the twist.

The young mech doesn’t know this, because the next time he fails he falls to his knees and punches the ground, blue optics bright with too much emotion and sharp fangs bared in an agonized snarl. Prowl feels an ache in his chest, mind cast back to a night millions of years prior, when he himself stole away in the nights to practice in this very room, when he himself struggled and could only fall further into self-loathing. He was lucky he had Master Yoketron to catch him. This young mech had Jazz, but it was obvious to Prowl that Deadlock had yet to trust the older ninja enough to show any potential weakness.

“Weak!” Deadlock had hissed, low and bitter. “So fragging stupid! I have to do this!” Here, his voice had broken, and he’d slumped. “I have to.” he whispered. “I have to be able to redeem myself. I’m not a ‘Con anymore.”

And suddenly, Prowl had understood. Resolve settled, and he drifted forward on silent pedes. Once he’d gotten close, he’d nudged the young bot. He was unsurprised his hand merely went though him, but the mech obvious it felt it. He’d jolted to his pedes, panicked and hissed a hushed demand as to who was there. Prowl frowned, for once frustrated that he couldn’t be seen, but then the mech gasped and his optics locked on him, and Prowl glanced at the nearest reflective surface. To his surprise he was visible. His form was misted and blurred, and his defining features couldn’t be made out, but one could obviously tell his size and slimness of his frame. The cyber ninja turned his attention back to Deadlock, deciding to question it later, and slipped into the set the mech had been struggling with. He moved through it fluidly, then finished. The mech was staring, confused and a little nervous, but Prowl only shifted into the stance Deadlock hasn’t gotten right and gestured.

He’d hesitated before slipping through the set again, pausing when he got to the stance he had wrong. Here, Prowl stopped him, stepped forward and brushing his servos along the limbs to correct them, urging Deadlock to tuck his arms in tighter and loosen his core. Then he stepped back and gestured. The mech paused, then flipped through the set, this time landing properly and making to compete the set as intended. He’d straightened, then, visibly thrilled, and Prowl had made to shift back into the shadows. The younger boy had caught the movement and jerked forward. “Wait!” he whispered. “I-I don’t know who or what you are, but...can you help me? I have to prove I can be better than who I used to be.” he seemed desperate, Prowl paused before lipping forward again. And so the night passed like that, Deadlock showing forms or moves he struggled with and Prowl correcting them again and again until the ninja-in-training had them right. When the sun was close to rising, Deadlock had jolted, and with a hurried word of thanks he’d fled to this berthroom. Obviously he didn’t want to be caught.

After that, Prowl was less surprised when, some nights later, he found Smokescreen in the practice room instead. This time, he didn’t hesitate the slip forward. As before, the young bot had startled, but he’d quickly realized what Prowl wanted and once again he’d worked the night away like that. He was unsurprised that the younger Praxian must have told someone, it was not in his nature to be quiet, because a few nights later it was Sunstreaker there, arms crossed and face set into a scowl and form unmoving. He had reacted only when Prowl made himself visible, and after a brief spat out explanation the cyber ninja had helped the gold youngling as well.

So, Prowl passed many, many vorns in that way. Students came and left, and as time went one a new story began to spread about the old cyber-ninja Dojo. Only the long-term students and graduates knew this story. Not Master Jazz, not the students who’d failed and abandoned the Dojo, and certainly not any outsiders. The story told of a spectre, a misted, blurred figure that glowed with the light of a spark, who would appear in the practice hall in the nights before any students who struggled and needed guidance beyond what Master Jazz could give. No one knew who this spectre was, or even what it was. They only knew it was there to help, and that it was as much a part of the Dojo as the walls and floors. No one knows where the spectre came from, or why it did what it did, but those who received its aid were grateful nonetheless. The funny part of this story is, not even Prowl knows that he’s become the subject of the Dojo’s whispered myths.

[darkwalk]

Sideswipe’s Very Good, Very Normal Day

Story snippet for TGAU - we’re taking a break from the Autobots weirding out the Decepticons and stepping back into the Darklight for a day with Sideswipe.

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Lights walked into the room with her arms out wide like she was asking for a hug. “There’s my favorite mech!”

Immediately drawing back with wide optics, Sideswipe asked, “What did Jazz do?!”

“That glitch is dead to me.” Her smiled flipped into a scowl. “He ate the last of my candy without telling me.”

“And Cypher and Stillbite?”

“Helped him find my stash, for a fee of several rust sticks each.” 

“Ouch.” He agreed, moving to keep at least one of the club’s tables between them. “Sooooo..... does being your favorite get me out of defense practice for the day?”

“No.” She smiled, pulling out a knife.

Sideswipe grinned back, fake as hell, before bolting out of the room with nervous laughter. Cackling, Lights tore after him. 

.

“But imagine! It would be so smooth, gliding around the tables and going back and forth between the bar and-”

“You’re not wearing skates while you’re serving.” Stillbite stated, one optic ridge raised as he cleaned the glasses. An amused smile crept across his face though.

“But it would be cool!” Sideswipe pouted, dramatically sprawling across the counter. Arson trotted over and started sniffing at his helm. He lifted it up enough to see her and start scratching behind her audios.

“Very. But do you know what’s not cool?”

He thought about it. “Falling on my face?”

“And destroyed dishes, damaged furniture, lawsuits from injured customers, and Bass coming over here to complain that we’re copying the Bassjackers thing.” At Sideswipe’s blank look, he sighed. “Most of the Bassjackers use skate mods to get around quickly, remember? It’s their thing. In several of their bars, their servers wear them too, but they also have a floor space designed for people to skate around. The tables here are too close together and to the dance floor. Even if you know how to skate and were a master at it, someone is going to bump into you.”

“Booooooooooooo.” Sideswipe moaned, reaching over to cradle Arson as he gave her a belly rub. “You think it’d be cool, right? I am very cool. Even if I can’t skate on the job.” The cat only meowed at him.

.

“Do you think Cypher can read minds?” 

Without even looking up from his datapad, Sunstreaker answered, “No.”

“But he just knows things!” 

“Hm.” 

Sideswipe scowled, leaning over to see what was so interesting. It looked like that booklet on colors Sunstreaker had gotten from work and a datapad with a bunch of frame designs. Which was interesting. But not as interesting as Cypher potentially being psychic. Narrowing his optics, he continued. “Maybe he has cameras hidden all over the club.”

No response.

“It probably isn’t just the club, I bet he has them all over the Darklight. Maybe in our apartment. Or, he can actually read minds.”

Still no response except for some scrolling.

“And he’s collecting enough blackmail information to build an army of people who have to do what he says so he can take over all of Polyhelix-”

“Who’s taking over Polyhelix?” Orion asked, closing the apartment door behind him.

“Orion!” Hopping up, Sideswipe ran over to give him a hug.

“I’m taking over Polyhelix?” The mech replied, mouth twitching into a slag-eating grin. Sideswipe scoffed, whacking him in the arm as his brother finally looked up to greet their amica. 

“How was work?”

“Alright. Nothing interesting today.”

“Can you take that one out for a walk? Glimmer wants me to read through these and he’s incredibly distracting.” Sunstreaker ignored his brother’s exclamation of ‘Hey!’. 

“Sure.” Orion agreed before turning to Sideswipe “Feel like bugging Fracture for stories?”

The red mech paused his excitement as he realized Sunstreaker suddenly looked interested and was giving his datapads a long look as if trying to decide if he could put his work off. Grinning, Sideswipe wiggled in place. “Absolutely. I bet he’ll have even better stories than last time-”

“I’m coming too!” Sunstreaker rolled off their couch and stalked over. “Honestly. I just wanted to get my work done....”

“Anyways......” He shared a silent laughing look with Orion as they all stepped outside. “I think Cypher can read minds-”

[juicyspace273]

Sunnyside Up

It's Sunstreaker Sunday so have a vore fic

Warning! The following is a self indulgence Transformers G1 vore fic! It contains tickling as well.

All characters are 18+

((There may be spelling and grammar errors))

Something wasn't right, Maddie has been acting quite strange lately since she had to go into hiding with the Autobots after getting attacked by some people she used to call her friends. Luckily, the bots were more the than welcome to have her stay with them, even Wheeljack made Maddie her own little room complete with all the essentials that she needs. Madison was laying down on the couch set up for her in the main room, wrapped up in blankets.

The bots were incredibly worried about her, a few have even tried to step in to help. The first two were Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, the twins walked over to her and kneeled down. "Hey, it's gonna be alright Maddie! Look on the sunny side of things! Like Sunstre-" The yellow bot lightly slapped Sideswipe with a playful smirk on his face. "Ow! Heh.." Maddie chuckled at that, "I'm trying my best guys, so far things seem to be alright. And I will look on the bright side!" Sunstreaker smiled and gently picked up the girl, "That's right! Be sunny like your's truly!"

He placed her in one hand and began to tickle her tummy with a few digits, "That's it! Come on! Smile bright!" Madison let out her signature cute squeaky giggles, they were so infectious that the twins laughed along, "Ahahahaha!! I'm smiling! I'm smiling!" "Yes, but it needs to be bigger! Common bro, help me get her all bright and cheery!" Sideswipe smiled and wiggled his fingers above Madison to tease her, "Alrighty~ Tickle bot is here to make you happy!~"

Maddie squeaked even more when the wiggling fingers got under her arms, the girl was in hysterics and was loving every second of it! She would squirm around quite a bit during her laughing fits and of course let out adorable little squeaks that would cause sparks to melt. After a while, the two stopped their tickle attack, "Whew! You guys got me good! But.." Madison wiggled her fingers at Sunstreaker, "It's time to get you giggling~"

A nervous expression formed on the bot's face, but he couldn't do anything since Maddie was crawling up his body. "Hey now, no need to do t-that! B-Be careful not to ruin my p-paint!" It was too late, Madison was wiggling her fingers on the bot's stomach plating, "Ahahaha!! H-Hey!! Cuhuhut it out!" "Noo~" Her little fingers managed to get in between the plating, ticking the sensitive wires, making Sunstreaker howl with laughter, "Aaaa!!! Ahahahahahah!!! Stahahahap!!"

He fell onto his back, squirming around like a worm, Sideswipe just stood back and laughed, he never saw his brother like this! Maddie got bored tickling him there so she crawled up his chest and onto his shoulder, she reached out and began tickling the fins on the side of his head. "Nohohoho!! Nohohohot thehehehere!!" Sunstreaker was laughing so hard that Maddie lost her balance and landed head first in the bot's mouth.

He quickly regained his composure and was shocked when he noticed where Maddie was, the girl was not expecting to ever see the inside of Sunstreaker's mouth and it was such a sight that she couldn't speak. The bot's glossa licked Maddie's cheek, getting her attention, she snapped out of her little trance and pulled her head out of his mouth. "Sorry about that, kiddo." "It's not a problem!"

Sunstreaker actually thought that Maddie tasted quite good, "Hey bro! Did you see that?" Sideswipe chuckled, "Yeah! Did she taste good at all?" He joked. "Actually.. yes! See for yourself." Sideswipe thought his brother was nuts, but he had to try. He gently put Maddie in his hand and began to slowly lick her cheek, leaving a big strand of saliva on it. "Hehehe! What are you doing? Ahaha!"

She giggled. "I can't believe I am saying this, but you're right. She does taste good!" Just then both of the bots' fuel tanks growled loudly, making them both turn their heads away. "Heh, ignore that, I'm just a little hungry." A thought popped up in both of their processors, it sounded very dumb in their heads but, they wanted to eat Maddie. The two looked at each other and narrowed their optics, "If you think you're gonna eat her think again!" "Ohohoho! Try me!"

Maddie stepped back as the twins started to fight, geeze all of this over who gets to eat her. She ran up to them and broke up the fight, "Guys! You can just take turns! Sunstreaker can eat me now and Sideswipe can eat me later." The two stopped fighting and looked at each other stupidly, "Oh, we didn't think of that." Madison laughed, "It's no problem!" She walked over to Sunstreaker, "You ready?" "You bet!"

The yellow bot gently scooped up the girl and immediately shoved her in his mouth. Sideswipe walked over and looked inside, watching Maddie move around in his brother's maw. The inside of Sunstreaker's mouth was grey like the rest of the bots, but one thing that was different was the uvula; it was rather tiny. Upon entering the mouth Sunstreaker's glossa greeted Maddie, licking her form, which made her squeak like a mouse.

The bot's tongue covered Maddie in warm saliva as it tasted her, "Mmmhh~" Sunstreaker made purring like sounds as his mechanical taste buds were stimulated by the girl's unique flavor. Madison was enjoying this very much, so she gave the metal tongue a big hug, gently burying her face into the soft surface. "Mhmhmhm!~" Sideswipe watched what was going on from the outside, "Is Maddie getting to you?" All Sunstreaker could do was giggle, the sensations were very new to him.

When he was done tasting Maddie, his tongue coaxed her to the throat opening. She looked down the long grey cavern, the throat looked very warm and cozy. Before the bot swallowed, Madison gave the small uvula a little kiss, causing Sunstreaker to let out an unmanly squeak. Sideswipe laughed, "What's wrong bro? Your uvula too sensitive?" The bot continued to giggle as the little fleshy bit was played with, he couldn't take it anymore so he just swallowed down Maddie.

He let out a little sigh, sticking his tongue out. She happily chuckled as she went down the tight and warm throat, after about 10 seconds, she was inside Sunstreaker's fuel tank. His belly bulged out a bit and wobbled with every movement Madison made. Sideswipe put a hand on his brother's stomach, "You alright in there, Maddie?" "Of course! I feel at home in here!" She pressed up against the soft walls, they seemed to embrace her like a pair of loving arms.

Sunstreaker was all flustered, this was the first time he ate someone and these feelings were new, but he was enjoying the internal snuggles. He rubbed his happy gut, earning some rubs back from Madison, making the tummy wobble even more. Sideswipe smirked a bit, "Woah, bro! Your tank is very jiggly!" Sunstreaker backed up a bit, "Don't you dare put your hands on it! You'll ruin my new glossy finish!" The protest didn't stop the red bot, he gently grabbed onto Sunstreaker's full belly and began to jiggle it.

Maddie was bouncing around a lot inside, laughing a bit when she would gently collide with the walls. Sunstreaker's whole faceplate turned red, he hid his face and was holding in some giggles, the sensation felt so weird! "S-Sides! Please! I-" On the inside Maddie was still being thrown around, but as she was being hurled, she jiggled the walls, causing Sunstreaker to lose his mind. "Guys!! Stahahahap it!!" Hearing Sunstreaker laugh like this was a rare sight, so the jiggling continued for a little longer until Sunstreaker managed to push his brother off of him.

Sideswipe shook his head, "Man, you're no fun.." Sunstreaker gave his brother a glare before looking back down at his tummy, "Maddie, you alright? My brother can be a big pain sometimes." The girl pat the spot where the bot's hand was, "Yeah I'm fine! That was fun actually!" He chuckled and jiggled his own belly lightly, "Hey how long do you wanna stay in there?" She gave the walls some little kisses before closing her eyes, "For a long time."

[rawmeknockout]

If there a situation with Bee you've been wanting to write this is an open request for you to write what you want with him 😊

so many i couldnt choose but thank you for letting me run wild

Starscream Guilty Wank

He works his servo faster as he imagines that annoying bug's smart mouth pressed against his valve, moaning with delight at the taste of the seeker on his glossa. If only he could get the little beetle spirited away for but a moment, stolen in the middle of conflict, to feel what that glossa would be like on his own. To feel the yellow mech’s soft derma. He needs to know, commit it to memory, so he can recreate it in his processor on such quiet nights. Starscream’s hips involuntarily buck into his fierce grip, an arm thrown over his optics, but nothing can knock the scowl from his face. Damn those Autobots and damn that insufferable buzzer. The only thing separating them is that ugly red badge on the beetle’s hood, and yet, in this moment, it feels to be an impassable barrier. One that Starscream can never break.

TFA Ratchet/Bee

Saying no to Bumblebee should be easier than this; he scolds the young mech all the time, this should be no different. And yet the stern Ratchet that puts young bots in their place is nowhere to be found, as Bumblebee’s servos spread curiously over his chassis. His digits are clumsy where they sink into his seams, but Bee more than makes up for it with the enthusiastic kisses laid upon Ratchet’s neck cables. He’s too old for this slag, too old to be seduced by a mech who’s just a little curious, too old to be deluding himself with fantasies about what this could really mean. Nonetheless, with a grumble Ratchet grabs at Bumblebee’s narrow hips to rock their warm interface panels together. Taking care of high interface drives isn’t in his job description.

G1 Mirage/Bee

It’s not that he’s nervous about getting Bumblebee alone. Primus, no, he would never be nervous. But he needs to… decipher these feelings he has before he gets in too deep. The high grade doesn’t exactly help with that, nor does the pounding bass of whatever Earth song Blaster is playing over the party. Occasionally he catches flashes of the yellow paint he’s been watching all night. Or perhaps it’s gold. It’s hard to tell if it’s Bee or Sunstreaker with the flashing lights. But there’s no better time than the present, and the liquid courage in his lines has him moving across the rec room before he’s even thought this through. Bumblebee’s servo is so small, so familiar, in his own. Bee is trying to say something, but with the loud music and Mirage pulling him towards the door, it’s lost on Raj’s audials. It seems like a blur before Mirage finally gets his lips on Bumblebee’s, a sigh of relief muffled against the yellow mech’s face. Bee laughs into the spy’s mouth in turn, arms wrapping carelessly around Mirage’s shoulder armor. Did he choose his own or Bumblebee’s hab to escape to? It’s hard to remember, especially with his small companion pawing at sensitive wires.

[blushlouise]

Signed for, pt. 5

Happy Valentine’s Day! Have some Sideswipe POV fluff :D

Pt 1 can be found here

Pt 2 can be found here

Pt 3 can be found here

Pt 4 can be found here

Sideswipe examined himself in the mirror. He tried a grin, quirked an eyebrow. Took the shirt off and threw on another.

“You seem more nervous than usual.”

The blue shirt wasn’t right either. Even Sideswipe could tell that it clashed with his eyes. “It’s a more awesome date than usual.”

Cliff laughed at him as he walked into the room. He poked at the growing pile of discarded clothes. “Has to be. Never seen you this flustered before.” He met Sideswipe’s eyes in the mirror. “Is this that artist guy?”

“Yep.” Sideswipe straightened his collar. “We’re going to a gallery opening. So I have to look really nice.”

“Explains the pants. And the shoes.” Cliff grinned in the mirror. “But you know, there’s really only one shirt you should wear for this.”

“Really?” Sideswipe raised an eyebrow. “And that is?”

“Here.” Cliff’s hand shot out from behind his back – had he hidden it back there the whole time? – and threw a folded-up red fabric at Sideswipe. “You know red’s your color.”

Sideswipe held up the bright red shirt. “But this is yours.”

“So?” Cliff shrugged. “We’re roughly the same size across the shoulders. It should fit you well enough. Besides, the guy has only ever seen you in that uniform, hasn’t he? We both know that’s one of the ugliest garments known to man. You need to make a good first impression.”

He shrugged into the red shirt and winked at Cliff in the mirror. “I thought I already had. He did agree to go out with me.”

Cliff smirked. “He could just be desperate.”

“Nah.” Sideswipe winked at him. “He’s smitten by the patented Sideswipe charm.”

It had certainly seemed as though Sideswipe had made an impression. Sunstreaker answered every one of his texts readily enough, even when he sent them in the middle of the night. And of course, there were the looks. And the touches.

There’d been something there from the first time they saw each other.

Sideswipe didn’t deny even to himself that he was headed toward smitten as well, and he was heading there fast. Sunstreaker had proven to have a dry sense of humor, enough to counter every one of Sideswipe’s jokes, and he was smart and clever and - well, great.

And also really, really, really good-looking.

Not that Sideswipe’s looks were anything to frown at either. He knew he was handsome enough. But compared to Sunstreaker… Well, there really wasn’t any contest.

“Yeah, but this is the first time he sees you in normal clothes. You never know, maybe it was the uniform that did it for him.” Cliff grinned and eyed him appraisingly. “You look good, though. Told you it would fit. So is he picking you up?”

Sideswipe did the last button. “The gallery’s sending a car for both of us, apparently. Which will be here any minute. So.” He took a deep breath before putting on a confident grin. “Wish me luck.”

Cliff slapped him on the back as he walked past. “I won’t wait up.”

 The car was a limo. An actual limo. And the driver got out and opened the door for Sideswipe.

He grinned at Sunstreaker as he slid inside. “Well, I knew you were a big name, but I didn’t know you were this hot.” He let his eyes follow Sunstreaker’s gorgeous form blatantly.

Sunstreaker was extra adorable when he blushed. Especially when he tried to look gruff to hide it.

“You look good,” he managed when the limo started moving. “Red is a good color for you.”

Sideswipe smiled. “So I’ve been told. Thanks. You look amazing, too.” Sunstreaker wore a classic dark suit with a flamboyant golden tie, and there was just something about the way his coat fit over his shoulders and back that made Sideswipe’s fingertips tingle. He wanted to touch.

That was probably a bit premature, though.

More to keep his hands busy than for anything else, he reached for the small minibar and poured them a glass each of the champagne so generously provided. “Nervous?”

“No.” Sunstreaker’s fingers brushed against his own as he accepted the glass, and Sideswipe got goosebumps all the way from the top of his head to the back of his legs. “Apprehensive. I’m not too fond of these occasions.”

“Well, I’ll do my best to distract you then.” Sideswipe winked at him and deliberately let his leg rub against the other man’s.

Jesus, Sunstreaker was gorgeous when he was flustered.

The ride there was far too short for the amount of innuendos Sideswipe wanted to get in. But seeing Sunstreaker in the limelight, surrounded by other glamorous people and beautiful art and still turning around and waiting for him, was more than worth it.

Sideswipe left the limo with a wide grin already on his face. He reached out and took Sunstreaker’s hand, tangling their fingers together. “Take us inside?”

Sunstreaker glanced at him, looking surprised for a moment. Then he smiled and squeezed Sideswipe’s hand. “Yeah. Let’s go.”

[verdigrisprowl]

Mar 25 Dancitron Movie Night - Thor: Ragnarok

Prowl tuned out most of the movie and left his avatar on idle. He’s working on a project.

He skimmed his recording of the movie during the credits, realized that there was some rather traumatic content in there, and went over to reassure Soundwave. They’re now scheduling an opportunity to go destroy Soundwave’s old cell in the pits. Prowl also worried over Mixmaster a bit.

Today Specs 7:32 pm *the dragon arrives! she, thankfully, does not have a knife this time. she does have some shellfish-shaped energon cookies, however.* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:33 pm *Soundwave finishes popping something into his mouth and closing his visor just before the dragon arrives; he turns to greet her and nods, peering at the cookies with much curiosity.* Specs 7:33 pm Hello, Soundwave! *she's putting them where they belong before she takes a seat, as always* Smokescreen 7:34 pm /Smokescreen's coming in, and is going to flop onto a couch as soon as he enters./ ItsyBitsySpyers 7:35 pm [[Greetings, dragon. Have you had a pleasant week?]] *Soundwave glances over to Smokescreen and nods to him. Still nervous after that card, but... a couple of hours here can't hurt. Right?* Smokescreen 7:37 pm /Smokescreen's waving at Soundwave, so far looking like he's fine!/ Hey, Sounds- Sounds, can I share this one documentary with you? ItsyBitsySpyers 7:37 pm [[Do.]] Specs 7:37 pm It's been quiet. Nothing much happened. Concursion with the one of the space elevators came and went, so new supplies came down! That was nice. Er, came up. How do directions work in space, anyways. ItsyBitsySpyers 7:38 pm [[Poorly.]] Smokescreen 7:38 pm Alright- it's a from the boxyverse, but focusing on this hit band group at the time! ... Also, can I talk to you about the big- you know, the allspark thing in my universe? Ratchet 7:39 pm *pops in* Jetstream 7:39 pm it's fighting me Omicron 7:39 pm *Ice Queen comes in, tired predacon is tired, looks around and chirps a greeting* Specs 7:39 pm *the dragon chirps back at the predacon* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:40 pm [[You may.]] *Soundwave nods to Ice Queen, Jetstream, and Ratchet. Greetings.* Omicron 7:40 pm Racer: *Chirps! too from Icy's back, riding and chewing on a metalic stick* Smokescreen 7:40 pm ... Right here? Now? Ratchet 7:40 pm *slow scan of the room. is there anyone here he wants to sit with tonight? doesn't look like there is, yet.* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:41 pm [[You might as well.]] [[...Over comms.]] Smokescreen 7:41 pm Oh! Oh yeah! Prowl 7:41 pm *arrives via the door like y'do* Smokescreen 7:42 pm @Soundwave: ::First- you got any idea how to break the news to Megs that I'm inviting you to help? And- and also, we found these different symbols that go with all the coordinates we've found.:: ItsyBitsySpyers 7:42 pm [[Good evening, Prowl.]] Ratchet 7:42 pm Hey, platter arms. Is Bug around? Omicron 7:42 pm *Icy tries not to flop, but lays down in beast mode* Jetstream 7:42 pm ((what do y'all see?)) ItsyBitsySpyers 7:42 pm [[..."Platter arms"?]] *Irritated blip.* [[They can be, if you give me a moment.]] Smokescreen 7:42 pm !! /Waving at round Prowl!/ Omicron 7:42 pm RAcer: *Meeps at the mechs he's seen before* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:43 pm @SS: [[Gently. Perhaps not specifying which one he is. And what do you mean, different symbols?]] Prowl 7:43 pm ...*her helm whips in Soundwave's direction, mouth opening slightly before she collects herself* Good evening, Soundwave. Prowl 7:44 pm *fails to notice Smokescreen waving, he might want to say something if he wants Prowl's attention* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:44 pm *So very pleased with that.*

*Zori trundles into the room by way of the ceiling as comes out of the stairwell. He beeps noisily at Ratchet and waves a claw upside-down.* #hiiiiiiiiii Smokescreen 7:45 pm @Soundwave: ::That could work- but he'll find out when he sees you, won't he? And- different symbols of the different Primes, the allspark, and another symbol I don't recognize. So we know, from all the coordinates, which one should be the allspark- but the other ones should also be interesting!:: Ratchet 7:45 pm *platter arms indeed. but nevermind that, here's Zori!* Bug! You wanna sit with me tonight? Jetstream 7:45 pm ((Alright here we go, i think)) *Walks in and looks around* Omicron 7:46 pm ((I have a friend that wants to join as a TFP Knockout, would that be okay?)) ItsyBitsySpyers 7:46 pm @SS: [[There's little he'll be able to do at that point. And Megatron knows where his priorities rest. Megatron would be a fool to turn away his help.]] Pause. [[You mean to say you might have found other relics...?]] ((long as the rules get observed, sure thing)) #yes! #um #...hold on #I do not want to jump Smokescreen 7:47 pm @Soundwave: ::Oh no- we've known that there would be other relics. We have 15 different coordinates- but now we have a better idea of what they are! I've been looking through the co- through soome historical research files to see if I can make a guess what they are, but no luck yet.:: Tarantulas 7:48 pm (( I WAS GONNA ASK IF U HAD THIS ONE QUEUED ItsyBitsySpyers 7:48 pm *Zori wiggles a little, concentrates, and.... BWOOSH. Big fragging Bug on the ceiling. NOW he drops to the floor with a huge thump, and once he's settled, shrinks again.* *Up the couch he'll crawl.* Omicron 7:48 pm O_o Prowl 7:48 pm *makes way over to the table nearest the door to sit down* Jetstream 7:49 pm *Happens to have sat there already. more than welcome though* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:49 pm @SS: [[Is there anything he can do to assist you with identifying them?]] Specs 7:49 pm *the dragon considers joining Zori's couch, but Ratchet doesn't really know her. oh well! an unoccupied couch it is. maybe next time.* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:50 pm ((there's only a few songs left, so y'all get your snacks and drinks and stuff)) Omicron 7:50 pm *there's always the big predacon you can sit on lol* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:50 pm *Zori taps Ratchet's leg. Can he perch on the knee?* Ratchet 7:50 pm *....* That was impressive. Specs 7:50 pm *the dragon pile is too powerful for this movie night* Ratchet 7:51 pm Come on up, Buggo. Omicron 7:51 pm *NEVER! dragon loafs together, even if RAcer is acting like he's got catnip* Prowl 7:51 pm *Prowl's aiming for the chair against the wall that faces out to the rest of the room, is Jetstream sitting there or did they snag another chair at the table?* Smokescreen 7:52 pm @Soundwave: ::I mean- if you know more relics that were associated with different Primes, that could help. I don't think it's any of the relics that ended up on Earth, and I'm pretty sure the covenant is not one of the relics. Alpha Trion's might be his quill? That's my best guess right now:: Magnum Ace 7:52 pm -pings Soundwave. It's movie night, right?- Jetstream 7:52 pm *just another chair in the area* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:52 pm #thank you! #...but it makes me hungry

*Up up, little circle, and settle. Except for the wiggling he does in time to the music.* Ratchet 7:52 pm *wiggles fingers along with* You get that snack I sent for you? Omicron 7:53 pm RAcer: *nomnom on his stick* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:53 pm @SS: [[He'll consult his files. We attempted to find - and indeed, located some of - several uncommon relics on the way to Earth. They may match.]] Prowl 7:53 pm *oh good, Prowl doesn't have to ask Jetstream to move, she'll slide into her usual chair contently and ping Soundwave for the movie title* Jetstream 7:53 pm *Jetstream gives a small nod to this Prowl that he hasn't met yet.* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:54 pm *Yes, it's movie night; Ace gets his bridge.* Swoop 7:54 pm *slides in, looking around for Soundwave* Prowl 7:54 pm *Prowl didn't see the nod, so she might come off as rude here, whoops* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:54 pm *Soundwave politely sends his Prowl the title... AND a place to get quality audio descriptions. Someone's pleased.* Specs 7:55 pm *oh no. that's a Swoop on a mission. nevermind, Icy, she's taking you up on that dragon pile. one fox-sized dragon, coming in to LOAF* Smokescreen 7:55 pm @Soundwave: ::That might help! Some of the coordinates are right on Cybertron- I'm kinda curious about those ones. They're probably really well hidden in one way or another.:: Swoop 7:55 pm *makes a bee line for Soundwave* Hey! Jetstream 7:55 pm *Jetstream's head starts to bob to the song already* Smokescreen 7:55 pm Stars Cream Swoop 7:55 pm Soundwave Soundwave Magnum Ace 7:55 pm -pings back a thanks, and then trots through- Rosanna 7:55 pm *slips in. hello* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:56 pm ((plz don't spam the chat with repetitive things rn i can barely keep up as is)) Omicron 7:56 pm *Icy shifts her wings, used to making a place for her hatchlings to ride, thus she's easier to climb right now* ....pfffft xD Swoop 7:56 pm ((kk)) Prowl 7:56 pm *a ping of gratitude to Soundwave* Bull 7:56 pm *Bull follows Magnum in* Specs 7:56 pm ((I would love to be the person who makes and rigs these models for MMD)) ItsyBitsySpyers 7:56 pm #the big one? #from Bevel's? #yes! #it was good #I still have some #do you want it?

*Soundwave looks at Swoop and - hold on a minute. What is he doing here. What does he want.* [[What.]] Swoop 7:57 pm You Soundwave good at call people. You call Bob! Him Sunstreaker looking. You tell Bob to go check in and then Him can movie! VProwl 7:57 pm *appears* Jetstream 7:57 pm ((just appears? what like he teleports like Skywarp?)) Ratchet 7:57 pm Heh, no. Just checkin' no one grabbed it before you. ItsyBitsySpyers 7:57 pm [[...He thought Bob's comm was off.]] Omicron 7:57 pm RAcer: ...! PBBBT! 'Owl! Magnum Ace 7:57 pm -and he's going to snort at what's on screen once he and Bull are seated on the table- VProwl 7:57 pm ((no he materializes out of thin air like a hologram turning on)) Jetstream 7:58 pm ((Same concept)) VProwl 7:58 pm ((because he is a hologram, which has just turned on)) Swoop 7:58 pm Dunno. Him Sunstreaker say Bob have to check in and Him not checking in. Ratchet 7:58 pm Hey, Prowl! VProwl 7:58 pm Hello. *goes to sit with Ratchet.* Ratchet 7:58 pm *has a Bug with* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:58 pm *Soundwave pings Prowl hello and immediately snaps his attention to Racer afterward. Was that - did Racer call Prowl by name? How /precious./* Bull 7:59 pm *The footage on the screen is reminding Bull Armor of something which makes him chuckle* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:59 pm #oh #no no #Laserbeak tried #I pinched her wing #... #it was mean #but it was my candy VProwl 7:59 pm *turns to Racer. He caught it this time.* Hello, Racer. Omicron 8:00 pm RAcer: *bouncing on Icy's back, excitedly waving his first soft metal stick around, look what he has! He's getting bigger! * Smokescreen 8:00 pm /Smokescreen's finally moving enough on the couch to make a little more room. He zoned out for one second and suddenly everyone's here!/ Ratchet 8:00 pm I thought she might. But you're right, it was your candy. You can pinch people who try to take your things. Specs 8:00 pm *that's ADORABLE, but also requires ducking. mind her head, Racer!* Jetstream 8:00 pm ^WHAT. IS THAT.^ ItsyBitsySpyers 8:01 pm [[...His comm still registers as unavailable.]] Swoop 8:02 pm Unavailable? 😕 Him Bob should available for movie Omicron 8:02 pm oy *turns her head around and nudges Racer to scoot him a bit away from Specx* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:02 pm *Zori shifts uncertainly, but nods. Ratchet is a good mech, and a doctor. He will trust that Ratchet would not tell him to pinch people if it was bad. Back to wiggledance.* Magnum Ace 8:02 pm -nudges Bull. He thinks he has an idea of what- ItsyBitsySpyers 8:02 pm *That's a thing now, by the way. He has a somewhat mobile head.* Specs 8:02 pm Thank you, Ice Queen. *hatchlings are adorable, and everything is worthy of their enthusiasm! but she has a fragile organic skull.* Rosanna 8:02 pm *finds a spot to sit--somewhere. There are many here tonight* Smokescreen 8:03 pm /Smokescreen's offering a seat on the couch to Rosanna!/ Ratchet 8:03 pm *look at him go. he wiggle.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:03 pm *Good thing Rumble's not here. Soundwave will just... tell him to skip the night.* Bull 8:03 pm *looks to Magnum* Remind you of anything we had to do? Magnum Ace 8:03 pm Hush you Rosanna 8:03 pm *Offer accepted!* Jetstream 8:03 pm ^Oh hey, it's that Tom, guy.^ Omicron 8:03 pm If you want you can sit up on my head or neck, the spines are good to hang onto. Racer has been...really active all day Magnum Ace 8:03 pm -still gets a snort of laughter from him anyway- ItsyBitsySpyers 8:03 pm ((LAST MUSIC APPROACHES)) Ratchet 8:04 pm *Ratchet has a Bug and a Prowl, this is good. this is exactly the company he was hoping for tonight.* VProwl 8:04 pm *oh, hey—Zori is here. Prowl didn't notice him immediately, he's too small. hi, Zori.* Specs 8:04 pm He's still a hatchling, isn't he? It's the time to be full of energy. *but she's taking that offer. neck loaf, away!* He's quite endearing. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:04 pm ((*sinks into this and hums happily*)) Rosanna 8:04 pm @ smokescreen - Hello! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:04 pm *Zori waves a tiny hello to Prowl.* Smokescreen 8:05 pm /Smokescreen's waving at Rosanna/ Hey! Don't think I've seen you here before- what's your name? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:05 pm ((ALSO. y'all. he composed this when he was like 19 or 20 and it took until a few years ago for him to let anyone see and play it because he thought nobody would like it. if there are things you want to do in life, don't wait that long.)) ((musical sap psa.)) Smokescreen 8:06 pm Man- those giant dresses look SO COOL Swoop 8:06 pm ((that's so sad and kind of sweet)) Magnum Ace 8:06 pm ((it's freaking amazing, thank you)) Rosanna 8:06 pm *throws up an energetic peace sign at him* Rosanna! And you're... Smokescreen, ne? Jetstream 8:06 pm *looks at the Prowl near him* ^Hi.^ Swoop 8:06 pm *wanders over to the goodies, grabbing what he assumes to be a Bob sized portion* Rosanna 8:06 pm *hopes she got that name right* Smokescreen 8:06 pm Rosanna? That name sounds kinda familia- yeah! That's me! /Smokescreen's throwing back TWO peace signs this time!/ VProwl 8:06 pm *waves a not-so-tiny hello back* Swoop 8:07 pm *looks around for where to sit* R. 8:07 pm *Incoming Bruin. Spotter is here too, and Specter is curled around his neck. They'll just try to find somewhere unobtrusive to sit* Prowl 8:07 pm *turns her helm toward Jetstream and nods politely* Hello. Rosanna 8:07 pm I appear sometimes *Big ol' smiiiile* Mostly when Rumble's not here Omicron 8:07 pm Racer is, and likely dew to grow again here soon. He's the oldest of the clutch, and on the ship right now *lifts her spines a little, to let little dragon get under and lets them settle, giving a shelter from active hatchling* Smokescreen 8:07 pm Rumble? Haha- you don't get along with him? Me and Frenzy are like... BEST friends. He's better known as Friendzy. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:08 pm \\LIKE FRAG\\ *From upstairs.* Jetstream 8:08 pm ^Haven't seen you at one of these before. but then i'm not here as often as i'd like. Name's Jetstream. You?^ Tarantulas 8:08 pm *tarantulas is arriving before the movie starts, wow!! annnnnnd wow there's really a crowd tonight, time to walk right back out the door so he can hide and gather the proper stamina and courage for this* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:08 pm *Someone's on camera duty tonight.* Swoop 8:08 pm Spiderbot! Rosanna 8:08 pm Mmm... it's complicated. But, hey-- *honestly giggles* It's fine now Omicron 8:08 pm *Ice Queen starts humming to the music, she likes it* Swoop 8:08 pm *sets the bowl back down and sprints for the door* Rosanna 8:08 pm *probably lying* *trying to be cute* Prowl 8:08 pm Prowl. I only started coming to these recently. Smokescreen 8:09 pm Haha- that's fair! Slag happens- there's lots of bots I've ruined the chance to be friends with, and it hurts, but- it's sometimes just not worth it. Rosanna 8:09 pm Will you be my friend? Jetstream 8:09 pm ^Another Prowl, huh? I'm never gonna get the hang of this multiverse thing... eh.^ Specs 8:09 pm The others are still too little to be out and about, then? Or, well, I suppose that's really none of my business. My apologies! Racer is certainly looking fine. You must be very proud. *the dragon adores this music, too- her eyes are half-closed in a rather feline show of appreciation* Smokescreen 8:09 pm Hey, sure! Sounds good to me! /Thumbs up at Rosanna!/ Tarantulas 8:09 pm *internal groan. ah, swoop. gotta come back in now* Yeeesss? Ratchet 8:10 pm *settles in quite comfortably to lean on Prowl. he is here for a nap tonight because he cannot get any peace on the Ark* Swoop 8:10 pm *bounces right up into Tara's person space* YOU call Bob! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:10 pm ((all right, warnings for tonight: ... THERE ARE NONE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO SEE THIS. if you haven't either, you're in the same boat as me.)) Rosanna 8:10 pm *quiet yay! since the movie is about to start* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:10 pm ((so if there's anything unpleasant or something, i apologize ahead of time)) Specs 8:11 pm ((uh, alcoholism is the big one I can think of off the top of my head. also being Hulked. and eye trauma.)) Smokescreen 8:11 pm ... /Smokescreen's making a point of looking towards the screen when/if he can hear Tarantulas./ ItsyBitsySpyers 8:11 pm ((thank ye)) Jetstream 8:11 pm ((Can vouch. it's not all that bad.)) ((Seenit before.)) Dragon 8:11 pm *looks around as wanders in* Awesome, just in time! ... Hi people I don't know? Omicron 8:11 pm *to the dragon on her neck* One or two are getting big enough, but their not as out going to those outside of the crew. There's a little wyvern, but she's very...umm...bitey ItsyBitsySpyers 8:11 pm ((and NO SPOILERS i swear to god I will boot people)) Prowl 8:11 pm I'm sure it will come with time. VProwl 8:11 pm ((there's a flashy scene. there might be more than one but i can only remember one)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:11 pm ((i managed to keep myself mostly unspoiled and i'd like to stay that way)) Jetstream 8:12 pm ((THE VILLAIN IS-)) Specs 8:12 pm ((oh YEAH, there's two)) Tarantulas 8:12 pm Call Bob? What - why? Smokescreen 8:12 pm ((I'M THE VILLAIN Swoop 8:12 pm Him not here! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:12 pm *Also, Soundwave has nods for everyone who's come in since the last time I remembered to have him greet people. Bruin, Bull, and so on.* Smokescreen 8:12 pm Skeleton friend! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:12 pm [[A jaw-dropping introduction.]] Jetstream 8:12 pm ^well. that's... quaint^ Magnum Ace 8:13 pm ......... Specs 8:13 pm *the dragon chuffs in amusement* So was I, as a hatchling. Sometimes that's how the world is best explored. With teeth. Smokescreen 8:13 pm .... that guy sure is.... Omicron 8:13 pm *Ice Queen chirps a confused greating to Athena, remebers her from port* Smokescreen 8:13 pm he sure has horns! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:13 pm [[Mind yourself, Smokescreen.]] Smokescreen 8:13 pm Sounds come on it was too obvious Jetstream 8:13 pm ^what th- Baaahahaha!^ VProwl 8:13 pm *that human sounds familiar. has prowl seen this human before? he feels like he has. where has he seen him.* Dragon 8:13 pm *Athena blinks when she hears a chirp and looks over* Whoa hey, didn't expect to see you over here. Funny how the verse works, yeah? Magnum Ace 8:14 pm .........-snorts- Smokescreen 8:14 pm ... I like this thor more than the one in like the avengers movie Omicron 8:14 pm *to little dragon* this one has teeth that harded fist, she's left marks on my tail Jetstream 8:14 pm ^umm... yknow what ima let that stay^ Smokescreen 8:14 pm ..... this thor is just me giant eyebrows Swoop 8:15 pm *woudl love this fire themed badguy but he needs Tara to call Bob so they can mooooooovie* Magnum Ace 8:15 pm He's...big Specs 8:15 pm *another chuff* Teeth do that. Dragon 8:15 pm *hears the comment about a tiara and grins* Oh I like the blondie. He's got fire. Jetstream 8:15 pm ^This freaking movie...^ Tarantulas 8:15 pm *puts a distracted hand on swoophead and tries to comm bob to no avail* Swoop 8:16 pm *bounces to the music even if he isn't watching* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:16 pm *Soundwave pings Tarantulas. Greetings, spide.* Swoop 8:16 pm *this is def Dinobot music* Smokescreen 8:16 pm /He's practically bouncing watching this fight scene!/ Tarantulas 8:16 pm .....He's - not responding. Or more accurately, there's just - nothing. Specs 8:16 pm *okay, maybe the dragon is wiggling to the music. maybe a little. maybe a lottle.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:16 pm #...that is a strong hammer #😮 VProwl 8:16 pm ... Oh. This guy. I remember him. From his other documentary. Prowl 8:16 pm Impressive weapon. Swoop 8:16 pm Comm broke 😛 Jetstream 8:17 pm ^That's ok. what's physics in movies anyways.^ Smokescreen 8:17 pm maaaaan I want thunder powers Omicron 8:17 pm *Icy might be tapping tail against her leg to music too* Magnum Ace 8:17 pm .... Tarantulas 8:17 pm I do hope that's what it is. *worries it's not* Magnum Ace 8:17 pm He's not doing his job, is he? Dragon 8:17 pm *laughing* I gotta get myself a hammer one of these days. Jetstream 8:17 pm ^who the heck is this?^ ItsyBitsySpyers 8:18 pm [[...Where is the bridgekeeper from before.]] Jetstream 8:18 pm ^SON OF A^ ItsyBitsySpyers 8:18 pm [[This one is an oaf.]] Omicron 8:18 pm .....? VProwl 8:18 pm ((tecks-awss)) Swoop 8:18 pm *huffs* Him Bob have to check in with Sunstreaker before movie. Him not check in yet. Sunstreaker say so. Rosanna 8:18 pm *there's the dragon she thought she saw!* Smokescreen 8:18 pm Ohhh- is that how you pronounce Texas? Omicron 8:18 pm Why is a human hording? Dragon 8:18 pm Humans are weird, Icy. *shrugs* Jetstream 8:18 pm ^No, uh... Smokescreen... right?^ Magnum Ace 8:18 pm Oh Rosanna 8:18 pm *wants it back on screen--thank you* Specs 8:18 pm Sometimes they have good ideas. *okay, the dragon does not have a problem. she has a solution, and that solution is cooking.* Omicron 8:18 pm true... you going to come over and sit down? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:18 pm *Huffs at the hammer trick.* Smokescreen 8:19 pm That's me! And it's called Texaws! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:19 pm ((A SHAKE-WEIGHT i'm crying)) Jetstream 8:19 pm ^WHAT WAS HE JUST USING^ Swoop 8:19 pm ((fuck off with the shake weight XD)) Magnum Ace 8:19 pm ..... Dragon 8:19 pm Eh? Oh, right. *Athena walks over to Icy and settles nearby* No sense in me standing in the doorway. Omicron 8:19 pm Scourge? that oaf takes a name after one of my mates? *snorts steam* Rosanna 8:19 pm ((that dragon. did it have like fire jets for wings)) Magnum Ace 8:19 pm that was only the opening? Bull 8:19 pm I hope that it didn't go through with him Specs 8:19 pm ...Fire wings? *her eyes have been opened* Bull 8:20 pm ... Jetstream 8:20 pm ^part of it did^ Rosanna 8:20 pm D : Magnum Ace 8:20 pm ........... ItsyBitsySpyers 8:20 pm [[That will make a fine trophy. When it stops sliding.]] Smokescreen 8:20 pm Poor dragon Omicron 8:20 pm ....the frag Magnum Ace 8:20 pm P-part of it did? Dragon 8:20 pm *Athena bursts out laughing* Ooooh that's one way to make an entrance. Specs 8:20 pm *the dragon whimpers a little* Poor cousin. Cousin-ish. Cousin three times removed? Tarantulas 8:21 pm *pats swoop on the head again* I'm sure he's alright. Jetstream 8:21 pm ^i'm with the blondie. what the heel is that^ Omicron 8:21 pm *shifts her neck as she nods* poor thing Smokescreen 8:21 pm .... PPpppp VProwl 8:21 pm *... isn't that the brother that backstabbed the... main character, here? why did he get a statue? he missed something.* Jetstream 8:22 pm ^Wait but that Odin guy IS in asgard...^ Omicron 8:22 pm Racer: *well timed* pffft Swoop 8:22 pm *tilts his head to lean into the pats* Him missing movie Specs 8:22 pm *look, sometimes you stab someone and then get a statue. it happens.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:22 pm [[...He doesn't remember it happening this way.]] Smokescreen 8:22 pm I wanna see a play about me Tarantulas 8:22 pm And so are you and I, Swoop. Specs 8:22 pm ((the error message concerns me)) VProwl 8:23 pm ((same)) Rosanna 8:23 pm ((same Jetstream 8:23 pm ((yup)) Omicron 8:23 pm ((umm)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:23 pm ((it's bob-mun don't worry)) Tarantulas 8:23 pm (( i'm EXCITE Specs 8:23 pm ((I know but... fear. something is Happen.)) wily 8:23 pm ((= =ob Swoop 8:23 pm Yeaaaaahhhh Us go movie now : > Jetstream 8:24 pm ^That's... is that not?^ ^Oooooohhh^ Specs 8:24 pm *cackles* Omicron 8:24 pm *laughs* Dragon 8:25 pm *grins* Somebody got busted. Omicron 8:25 pm .... O_o *predacon laugh mad it poof?* Smokescreen 8:25 pm PFFFF Omicron 8:25 pm (op, its back) Jetstream 8:25 pm ^...^ ^burn^ Swoop 8:26 pm *scampers back inside* Jetstream 8:26 pm ^OH! OH^ ^I KNOW THAT ONE^ Magnum Ace 8:26 pm !!! Swoop 8:26 pm ((swoop every movie night)) Smokescreen 8:26 pm .... man is it really that normal for gods to date mortals Specs 8:26 pm *chuffs more. this is hilarious* Omicron 8:26 pm humans have ground bridges? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:26 pm [[Not... usually.]] Dragon 8:26 pm *shrugs at Icy* Never question humans and their weirdness, I've learned. They're just... different. Jetstream 8:26 pm ^This is a rather...^ Smokescreen 8:27 pm ... is that wizardman Magnum Ace 8:27 pm Um...? Smokescreen 8:27 pm the wizard Jetstream 8:27 pm ^STRANGE encounter, amirite?^ Rosanna 8:27 pm *helm tilt* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:27 pm [[Who is that?]] Jetstream 8:27 pm ^ugh i should leave the puns to Whirlwind^ Bull 8:27 pm *is confused* Jetstream 8:27 pm ^You don't know?^ Smokescreen 8:27 pm thor comes in and breaks everything Omicron 8:27 pm I sense a possible show off ItsyBitsySpyers 8:27 pm [["Possible" nothing.]] Magnum Ace 8:27 pm Thor isn't...good with delicate objects Specs 8:27 pm Humans do enjoy their wing measuring contests. Omicron 8:28 pm ...XD Smokescreen 8:28 pm I don't like that wizard Magnum Ace 8:28 pm How? Omicron 8:28 pm ....can he do that with energon? *intrested* Dragon 8:28 pm Anyone who can fill a mug that fast is good in my books. *grins* Bet he's a favorite at parties. Bull 8:28 pm I think asking that question will just lead to more... Smokescreen 8:28 pm fdshjndasvbnMDSAVFB Jetstream 8:28 pm ^Primus. This movie^ Magnum Ace 8:28 pm ... Jetstream 8:28 pm ^Norway.^ ^Not. surprised. at all^ Magnum Ace 8:29 pm What the... Jetstream 8:29 pm ^Wait...Where's the witch^ ItsyBitsySpyers 8:29 pm *Mental mutter.* [[It is like dealing with greyfaces.]] Smokescreen 8:29 pm i like to imagine wizardguy isn't doing anything and thor just likes tumbling around Dragon 8:29 pm *blinks at the noise* ... Primus, sounds like one of my friends when the ninjas are chasing him. *laughs* Magnum Ace 8:29 pm Revenge, I think Jetstream 8:29 pm ^there he is^ Specs 8:29 pm *she's going to bust a lung laughing* Omicron 8:30 pm and this is why there's no teleporters currently in my crew Jetstream 8:30 pm ^HAHAHAH!^ Specs 8:30 pm Is this an unethical use of groundbridge technology, and if so, should I care? Magnum Ace 8:30 pm One way to deal with him Prowl 8:30 pm Certainly would be useful if our bridges could do that. Jetstream 8:30 pm ^Actually Soundwave can kinda do that^ ItsyBitsySpyers 8:31 pm [[He does not know, but he'd like to learn how to do it.]] Jetstream 8:31 pm ((Didn't Soundwave do just that to Arcee and almost do it to Miko?)) Smokescreen 8:31 pm ... he ItsyBitsySpyers 8:31 pm ((he can't do all the spot warping and whatnot)) Smokescreen 8:31 pm he better not die i'll Jetstream 8:31 pm ((fair enough)) Smokescreen 8:31 pm NO Dragon 8:32 pm Easy Smokescreen. Don't get revved just yet. There's bound to be some sort of twist he-ooooh that sounds bad. Omicron 8:32 pm ((wait)) Jetstream 8:32 pm ^not liking this^ Smokescreen 8:32 pm no no no no no Jetstream 8:32 pm ^He better freaking not^ Magnum Ace 8:32 pm ..... ItsyBitsySpyers 8:32 pm [[And he didn't think to tell anyone?]] Jetstream 8:32 pm ^ODIN DON'T YOU DARE^ Swoop 8:32 pm *settles down on the floor in front of the screen with the bowl for bob next to him* Magnum Ace 8:32 pm Oh no.... Omicron 8:32 pm ((hela? isn't she supposed to be Loki's first born child?)) Jetstream 8:32 pm ^Odin!^ Specs 8:32 pm ((she is, yes)) Swoop 8:32 pm *chances are it will become a bowl for bird but, hey, works out either way* Smokescreen 8:32 pm no no no no no n n Bull 8:32 pm I don't like where this is going Jetstream 8:32 pm ^Don't you even dare!^ Specs 8:32 pm ((but marvel gives No Shits about mythos)) Rosanna 8:32 pm ((#closenough)) Smokescreen 8:33 pm NO Jetstream 8:33 pm ^NO!!!^ Specs 8:33 pm That's a fancy way to die. Magnum Ace 8:33 pm ........ Jetstream 8:33 pm ^SON OF A-^ Dragon 8:33 pm *stares* ... that... at least he went out in style? Magnum Ace 8:33 pm He's gone... Jetstream 8:33 pm *stops himself from throwing something.* Omicron 8:33 pm (I remember them saying that in the cartoons and in the comics though) Smokescreen 8:34 pm come on you can't blame your goth brother for everything Magnum Ace 8:34 pm Um....? Jetstream 8:34 pm ^holy heck she's more goth than Loki^ Specs 8:34 pm *looks at Soundwave* You make entrances like that. Or at least your alternates do. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:34 pm [[He still does when it suits him.]] Bull 8:35 pm .... why is she reminding me of the Owner of the Blue Angels? Jetstream 8:35 pm ^where did that sword come from^ Dragon 8:35 pm Ooooh she's a nasty piece of work, this one... Swoop 8:35 pm KAH! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:35 pm [[And that cannot be good.]] Swoop 8:35 pm Good catch Magnum Ace 8:35 pm Because violent as....oh dear Jetstream 8:35 pm ^that was cool^ ^osht^ Specs 8:35 pm *gapes a grin and returns to looking at the movie. Soundwave is So Cool.* Jetstream 8:35 pm ^WHAT?!^ Rosanna 8:35 pm ! Magnum Ace 8:35 pm She...broke it Bull 8:35 pm I don't think that was suppose to break... ItsyBitsySpyers 8:35 pm *Now THAT is a crown.* Dragon 8:36 pm ... Kind of glad ground bridges don't do that. Specs 8:36 pm That would hurt. Right up until you died, anyways. Magnum Ace 8:36 pm Oh that's not...that's not good Swoop 8:36 pm Where him fall? Smokescreen 8:36 pm I wanna be flung into space ItsyBitsySpyers 8:36 pm [[It is perfectly possible to fall out of a ground bridge, if it destabilizes.]] [[You do not want that to happen.]] Omicron 8:37 pm well... Dragon 8:37 pm *stares* ... ow...? Smokescreen 8:37 pm what did I just say sounds Jetstream 8:37 pm ^Smokescreen, unless i'm mistaken, you WERE flung into space^ Swoop 8:37 pm Dead Magnum Ace 8:37 pm She just...killed them Smokescreen 8:37 pm Not while I was awake though! Tarantulas 8:37 pm *alright, it's taken tarantulas this long to steel his nerves and he still hasn't come back in yet, iiiit's not happening. time for the spide to go home* Jetstream 8:37 pm *spots Tarantulus* Tarantulas 8:37 pm (( mun is staying ooc *thumbs up* Omicron 8:37 pm *grumbles something under her breath about falling through bridges, sour look* Jetstream 8:37 pm ^Oy. You're that Spider scientist, yeah?^ Specs 8:37 pm To be fair, she doesn't seem like the sort to negotiate, nor does she seem to need to. Jetstream 8:38 pm ((killjoy)) ^nvm then^ Specs 8:38 pm There's something to be said for that. Maybe nothing good, but something. Dragon 8:38 pm I... will have to see if Frost ever fell out of one. He's got the luck for it... I know he's made landings like that before. Tarantulas 8:38 pm (( they can intro sometime! just having ooc difficulties atm Jetstream 8:38 pm ((:P)) Specs 8:38 pm ((I would send you a message of Goblin Support but the princess is eating my toes instead)) Rosanna 8:39 pm ((this reminds me of Junkion Omicron 8:39 pm ((I might be delayed, having some connection issues)) Smokescreen 8:39 pm ((aaaaa hope everything's okay on your end mau! tasty thor Jetstream 8:39 pm ((Middle one's Wreck-gar)) Smokescreen 8:39 pm I wanna be caught in a net Specs 8:40 pm *the dragon looks awed* I want to be that cool. Dragon 8:40 pm *looks at Smokescreen with mild wonderment* You're a special kind of adventurous aren't you kiddo? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:40 pm [[You do not. It is awkward and unpleasant. The pieces get caught in all your edges.]] Jetstream 8:40 pm ^She's wasted^ Specs 8:40 pm ...Oh... Jetstream 8:40 pm ^yup^ Swoop 8:40 pm Kah haha! Her fall! Smokescreen 8:40 pm I'd like to try everything at least once! And I do Sounds- I wouldn't say that if I didn't wanna try it! Omicron 8:40 pm that's a bad example of pirate life little dragon Jetstream 8:41 pm ^OOhhh hohoho Smokescreen 8:41 pm I WANT THAT FRAG YES Jetstream 8:41 pm ^Ruthless^ Dragon 8:41 pm Well... your fall then. *blinks at the gun controls shown* ... I think we ALL want that. Omicron 8:41 pm .....okay I like that *perks up* Specs 8:41 pm She looks like she's having fun! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm *....Makes a note of that for Dancitron's defense systems, maybe.* Jetstream 8:41 pm ^I amDEFINITELY getting one of those for my ship... when i hae a ship^ Omicron 8:41 pm ....! Swoop 8:41 pm Her like Bird kehhehhe ZAP Smokescreen 8:41 pm ... I DON'T want that part to happen! Dragon 8:41 pm That was brutal. *blinks* Omicron 8:41 pm *hisses at the screen, spines lifting* Dragon 8:42 pm *looks at Icy* Whoa, easy there. I've got a feeling this won't be a permanent problem. Omicron 8:42 pm I recognize control chips *glaring at the woman on screen* Specs 8:42 pm *the dragon, at least, sees nothing wrong with putting someone down and keeping them there. but she suspects there's more to this than that, and she's on the back of someone who's- ooooooh* Jetstream 8:43 pm ^That's more of a shock chip^ Omicron 8:43 pm *specs is safe, might be lifted up if on a spine* Swoop 8:43 pm kehee Jetstream 8:43 pm ^pft^ Swoop 8:44 pm This going to good fight Dragon 8:44 pm Oh this will not end well... Smokescreen 8:44 pm Actually Sounds, can you shock me again sometime? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:44 pm [[He will consider it.]] Magnum Ace 8:44 pm ........ Specs 8:44 pm As they say in those memes- Hela is Soundwave, and the legions of warriors are firewalls. Smokescreen 8:44 pm Thanks! I've been having trouble recharging again. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:44 pm [[And it seems like a poor idea to get into a physical fight with the god in control of death itself.]] Swoop 8:44 pm *bounces in place* Jetstream 8:44 pm ^Sounds accurate^ Swoop 8:44 pm Dead Magnum Ace 8:45 pm I... Jetstream 8:45 pm ^Killcount, anyone?^ Omicron 8:45 pm did she say she was a god of death Specs 8:45 pm *gapes another grin at Soundwave* What if you bridged them into the sun? Dragon 8:45 pm ... That was... horrifying... Magnum Ace 8:45 pm I think I'm going to... Swoop 8:45 pm KAHAH VProwl 8:45 pm *sets his avatar to autopilot. the movie isn't doing a great deal for him, and he's not having any conversation at the moment. he'll (probably) tune back in if someone speaks to him, but otherwise his avatar's recording the surroundings for him.* Swoop 8:45 pm Him no problem DEAD Smokescreen 8:45 pm ... You okay, Magnum? Bull 8:46 pm *if Bull could pale he would* Magnum Ace 8:46 pm -NOPE- Specs 8:46 pm HE'S BACK. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:46 pm [[He would like to be certain bridging such a being into the sun would not give them greater power, first.]] VProwl 8:46 pm ((oh this is the flashy scene i remembered)) Omicron 8:46 pm (prowl can always see racer, or have him come visit with his stick of nom) VProwl 8:46 pm ((not yet but in a mo)) Jetstream 8:46 pm ^wait wait... THIS MUSIC WTF^ Magnum Ace 8:47 pm -answers by burying his face in his knees- Specs 8:47 pm *grumbles* This is propaganda. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:47 pm *Soundwave tilts his helm. Is this not the song from the candy factory movie? Did Thor go there?* Smokescreen 8:47 pm .... I'd end up in that place wouldn't I Swoop 8:47 pm ((I love how blatantly Willy Wonka this is)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:47 pm *Bristle.* [[/Property?/]] Omicron 8:47 pm are they trying to brain wash him? VProwl 8:47 pm ((okay it's done)) Jetstream 8:47 pm ^ppfffffHAhAH^ Omicron 8:47 pm ..... *hisses again- hiss pauses* Dragon 8:47 pm This... this I do not like.... *blink* ... *snirk* Specs 8:47 pm Poorly, but it seems so. Jetstream 8:48 pm ^Brutal^ Swoop 8:48 pm Him have energon on face *draws a finger over his chin where grand master has blue* Omicron 8:48 pm what...is with these organics ItsyBitsySpyers 8:48 pm *Bristling harder.* Bull 8:49 pm *Has a feeling this is how the UN views them* ..... Dragon 8:49 pm *watching with a frown* Well... this is certainly... interesting... Omicron 8:49 pm *soundwave isn't the only one bristling at this* Magnum Ace 8:49 pm -knows this is how the UN views them- Jetstream 8:49 pm ((oh this)) ^wha-^ Smokescreen 8:50 pm ... Bull 8:50 pm !!!! Jetstream 8:50 pm ^oh primus^ Swoop 8:50 pm *squeaks and laughs* Him MELTED Specs 8:50 pm The blue stripe is like what Docents have on their muzzles. Is he a planetary Docent? Is that his claim? Dragon 8:50 pm *O_O* that... oh that was just... *shudders* Bull 8:50 pm *hopes Magnum was not looking up* Magnum Ace 8:50 pm -didn't need to look up, he heard it- Swoop 8:51 pm ((that sudden smile drop lol)) Smokescreen 8:51 pm loki just lives to party Magnum Ace 8:51 pm -curls into a tighter ball- Jetstream 8:51 pm ^what does that mean^ ^oh wait... nevermind^ Smokescreen 8:51 pm th Omicron 8:51 pm *Icy shifts and sits up, protective of Racer and now specs on her- Racer though seems interested in the music off and on as he chews* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:52 pm [[He is a vile fleshling who attempts to take ownership of souls as though they were - as though they were pretty baubles to be displayed before others.]] Bull 8:52 pm *places a hand on Magnum's shoulder and is try not to react the same way* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:52 pm [[He deserves no claim to anything.]] [[Except, perhaps, to a front row seat with Hela.]] Smokescreen 8:52 pm that guy ROCKS Swoop 8:52 pm *giggles, this humor is on his level* Omicron 8:53 pm Or frount row view of Dreaded Wings' main cannon Specs 8:53 pm Noted. *he's like the Eaten, then.* Do you think Hela eats him by the end of the documentary? Jetstream 8:53 pm ^hang on i need to make a call^ *comlink on* ^Dude. you know that movie you saw? it's playing at Soundwave's.^ ItsyBitsySpyers 8:53 pm [[He hopes this "Grandmaster" is eaten in the next three minutes.]] Magnum Ace 8:53 pm -will thank Bull for trying, later- Jetstream 8:53 pm *Whirlwind enters, albeit a bit hurriedly* Specs 8:54 pm *yawns, and shows all her Teeths* It would be deserved. Ratchet 8:54 pm [[ i like the rock guy he's cute ]] Specs 8:54 pm ((korg is the best)) Jetstream 8:54 pm "Why didn't you just say that was where you were going?" ^Didn't think you'd care so much.^ VProwl 8:54 pm ((the rock guy is a peach)) Omicron 8:54 pm RAcer: *meeps up at little dragon, showing off his fangs back?* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:54 pm *Briefly admires the Teeths as a distraction from his hatred of the Grandmaster.* VProwl 8:55 pm ((notice his revolution failed because he didn't make enough pamphlets)) ((rock, defeated by paper)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:55 pm ((....i missed that)) Jetstream 8:55 pm ((son of a-)) Smokescreen 8:55 pm ... man now I'm wondering if the hall of records has anything like this Ratchet 8:55 pm [[ omg ]] Specs 8:55 pm *the dragon chirps at Racer* Yes! They're wonderful. You will shred so many things. Dragon 8:55 pm ((I never caught that before. o.o LOL) Omicron 8:55 pm (pffft that's awesome) Swoop 8:55 pm *snickers* Her funny Specs 8:55 pm ((I can't decide whether to be HORRIFIED that puff pointed that out, or unsurprised that puff noticed it first)) Smokescreen 8:55 pm energonnnn enered john Swoop 8:56 pm Oh! Her fire : > Omicron 8:56 pm Racer: ya! *lifts up his metal stick and waves it around again, he's a thrid through* VProwl 8:56 pm ((i saw it pointed out somewhere else, lol)) Swoop 8:56 pm That bad floor Jetstream 8:56 pm ^This can't be good^ "It isn't" Magnum Ace 8:56 pm ........ Smokescreen 8:56 pm ... this makes me really want to destroy slag is that bad Magnum Ace 8:56 pm -peers back up- Smokescreen 8:56 pm I want to wreck a floor and jump through to the first level Dragon 8:56 pm I'm kinda with dino-bird on this one; that is not a safe floor... and an even worse basement by the look of it. *shudder* Specs 8:56 pm Who puts a floor over a giant crypt? Swoop 8:56 pm Destroy Slag????? :V Smokescreen 8:56 pm me Omicron 8:56 pm a tomb? Smokescreen 8:56 pm I do that ItsyBitsySpyers 8:56 pm *Note to self: Smokescreen is impressionable as Pit.* Smokescreen 8:56 pm Destroy stuff! Swoop 8:56 pm *looks at Smokescreen with confusion* Slag stuff? Omicron 8:57 pm .....didn't a whole organic city do that on earth? Smokescreen 8:57 pm /He didn't Sounds already know this/ Bull 8:57 pm .... *whines lowly* Jetstream 8:57 pm ^What?!^ "yup" Smokescreen 8:57 pm Slag stuff! Dragon 8:57 pm *jolts back, utterly horrified* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:57 pm *AND NOW THERE ARE TERRORCON GODS?* Specs 8:57 pm Did they at least drop a glacier over the pit first? Swoop 8:57 pm Kehehe You have to get past Him Slag first! Kehhehehhh ItsyBitsySpyers 8:57 pm *Is practically flattened to the couch yet puffed as far as his armor can go.* Magnum Ace 8:57 pm -horrified noises- Omicron 8:57 pm ..... well....this is bad *lifts wings and holds them loosely, if someone needs they can hide under them* Jetstream 8:57 pm ^Look at how done with Loki he is!^ Smokescreen 8:58 pm You've gotta at least try, right? Specs 8:58 pm If they break the hammer, use your claws. If they break those, use your teeth. It's simple. Omicron 8:59 pm *radiating protectiveness, Queen mode* Jetstream 8:59 pm "Blunt" Dragon 8:59 pm *shifts uncomfortably, but slowly relaxing* Thank Primus that Remix didn't bring her minis to see this; they'd be scarred for life. Smokescreen 8:59 pm i love that guy Omicron 8:59 pm ......... *snorts at that* Jetstream 8:59 pm "hahaha!" Specs 8:59 pm *HAH* The only proper reaction. Smokescreen 8:59 pm he's mcfreakin gone Magnum Ace 9:00 pm -slowly pats Bull when he's recovered enough to- Jetstream 9:00 pm ^HAHAHA^ "real mature" Smokescreen 9:00 pm CFASDGVHBJZXCHBJNMCXV Specs 9:00 pm ((fhaksjfaljsfga)) Swoop 9:00 pm !!! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:00 pm ((.............)) Jetstream 9:00 pm ^AW" Swoop 9:00 pm ??? Omicron 9:00 pm ?@?@ Smokescreen 9:00 pm that timing is Dragon 9:00 pm *stare* ... Well... Scrap. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:00 pm ((uh. hold on.)) Omicron 9:00 pm ....what Dragon 9:00 pm ((Haha no worries)) Rosanna 9:00 pm (( r i p Smokescreen 9:00 pm it's gotta be intentional right Specs 9:01 pm *distraught peep* Omicron 9:01 pm *shifts and huffs* if anyone needs they can use my wings ItsyBitsySpyers 9:01 pm ((....for fuck's sake. y'all gimme a minute okay.)) Dragon 9:01 pm *rolls her shoulders before glancing at Icy* So, those two tykes you met with my crew? They're growin' up. Driving the boss nuts. *grins* Magnum Ace 9:01 pm ((kaaay Dragon 9:01 pm ((No worries, you got time. 😃)) Smokescreen 9:02 pm ((no worries!! Jetstream 9:02 pm *Whirlwind looks over at "Other Prowl"* "Oh hey! Are you another Prowl?" Omicron 9:02 pm ((we can chat here)) Swoop 9:02 pm *reaches over and tugs on the nearest bit of Smokescreen's armor* Smokescreen 9:02 pm !! /Looking over at Swoop, and is going to try to pat his helm!/ Swoop 9:03 pm *immediately leans into getting pet* Smokescreen 9:03 pm ... /Petpetpet/ Omicron 9:03 pm *looks at Athena* they have? good. Those insecticon workers are healed now, though I lost one worker recently. Dragon 9:03 pm ((Yay! 😀)) Swoop 9:03 pm You call Bob Specs 9:03 pm ((yay!)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:03 pm ((don't cheer yet)) Smokescreen 9:03 pm I don't have Bob's comm! Rosanna 9:03 pm (( for now I \o/ Smokescreen 9:03 pm /Pet peeeeet pettt/ Specs 9:03 pm ((YAY)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:03 pm ((.... all right. we'll hope it sticks.)) Swoop 9:03 pm *pings the frequency over to Smokescreen* You call Him and ask if Him going to movie : < Dragon 9:04 pm *grins at Icy* Yeah, but that's probably because they've been hanging out with our jet. He's a nutcase at the best of times. *thinks a moment* Sorry to hear 'bout your worker. At least the rest are healthy though, yeah? Specs 9:04 pm Drinking things that are on fire. A wonderful tradition. Smokescreen 9:04 pm p primus I can try? Omicron 9:05 pm flames can be fun Smokescreen 9:05 pm /And he's gonna try to comm Bob!/ Jetstream 9:05 pm ^Wow he's old^ Specs 9:05 pm ((comm boob)) Omicron 9:05 pm ................. Smokescreen 9:05 pm ((sadvbncxvbmn my o key is broken Dragon 9:05 pm Primus! *stares in horror* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm *And now they modify him against his will.* Swoop 9:05 pm *stares expectantly at Smokescreen* Jetstream 9:05 pm "That's Stan Lee, Jetstream. Respect him" Smokescreen 9:05 pm ... Beep beep beep hewwo Bob are you there? Omicron 9:05 pm its a pit fight... ItsyBitsySpyers 9:06 pm *...Soundwave is going to stand up and go upstairs.* Specs 9:06 pm They could rise up and eat him. Swoop 9:06 pm *looks at Smokescreen like he's bananas* Dragon 9:06 pm *shifts a bit and scowls a bit* This looks bad... Smokescreen 9:06 pm GIVE HIM HIS HAIR BACK Rosanna 9:06 pm ((is that Kratos makeup ((or at least that's wht it reminds me of lmao Smokescreen 9:07 pm ... /Patting Swoop again and actually tries comming Swoop./ Jetstream 9:07 pm *Whirlwind shifts giddily* Dragon 9:07 pm *stares* ... Dude would be a boss to wrestle against. Specs 9:07 pm ((loki's face is PRICELESS)) Jetstream 9:07 pm ^What?^ "What do you mean what?" Swoop 9:08 pm *looks at the screen* It Hulk! Omicron 9:08 pm ..... *Ice Queen gets up for a moment but since little dragon is watching sh just turns around so her back is to the pit fight, pulling Racer down and under a wing* Smokescreen 9:08 pm ...... Yeahhhh Thor is me Swoop 9:08 pm ((oh my fucking god loki's face)) Dragon 9:08 pm *looks at Icy with concern* You gonna be alright? ((XD Loki's expressions are amazing as always.)) Specs 9:09 pm *the dragon herself readjusts herself so that she can watch without forcing Icy to go through contortions. she's going to purr, too. that's a good way to make people feel calm, right?* Swoop 9:09 pm *pats Smokescreen* Him Bob check in with Sunstreaker for movie night yet?? Omicron 9:09 pm I grew up in cresh Pits, I don't want to see this scrap ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm *That is exactly why Soundwave is upstairs working on something else instead.* *He had enough of this in person.* Jetstream 9:09 pm "Did you people learn nothing from tony's example? Never mention puny Banner" Smokescreen 9:09 pm !! /Doorwings wiggle as he's pat! And he's patting Swoop back./ I don't know, Swoop. Do you want some to get some energon while we wait? Dragon 9:09 pm Ah... yeah, that's a rough scene... bet you and the big guy on my crew have something to relate to each other with that way. I'll letcha know when it's over, alright? Magnum Ace 9:09 pm -back to hiding his face now- Swoop 9:09 pm No Omicron 9:10 pm @Soundwave: can I go somewhere not to see this? Smokescreen 9:10 pm 😔 Jetstream 9:10 pm ^HAHAHA!^ ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm *Soundwave sends her a small map to the canyon a little ways out of Dancitron.* Jetstream 9:10 pm ^Trapped!^ Bull 9:10 pm *Bull groans* Dragon 9:10 pm ((Freaking Loki, lol)) Smokescreen 9:11 pm Fair enough Swoop- you wanna sit and wait? Specs 9:11 pm Creche pits? Creche, as in, where hatchlings are raised? *well, that horrifies the dragon* Swoop 9:11 pm *mock siiiighs but is immediately into the movie* Them FIGHT Omicron 9:12 pm *IceQueen shakes herself carefully, gets little drago in jaws and puts on a counter on her way outside, picking up Racer and goes to get a flight* yes exactly that. I'm not going to see this. Jetstream 9:12 pm ^???^ Swoop 9:12 pm ZAP! Magnum Ace 9:12 pm -seriously not watching anymore- Dragon 9:12 pm *watches Icy head out, grimacing in concern before looking back to see when it ends so she can let Icy know* Specs 9:12 pm ... *she is on the counter now. okay. that's fair. Icy definitely needs some time.* Jetstream 9:12 pm ^Woah...^ Swoop 9:12 pm Coooooll! Magnum Ace 9:12 pm -sorry Bull- Swoop 9:13 pm Oh! Him JUMP on! Kehehheh SPLAT Dragon 9:13 pm *gets up to go track down Icy and make sure she's alright* Smokescreen 9:14 pm REVOLUTION ItsyBitsySpyers 9:14 pm *Frenzy heads over to the Boss and taps him on the leg. The Pit is done with for now.*

*Soundwave will make his way back downstairs and reseat himself.* Smokescreen 9:14 pm when I was a young boy Jetstream 9:14 pm *Whirlwind goes and sits near Smokescreen* Specs 9:14 pm *the dragon would help, but she's only got a respirator. accidentally falling, or acid rain, or being stepped on are all real and dangerous hazards. she will give Icy's friend a supportive chirp, though. go comfort the predacon!* Swoop 9:14 pm *snickers at smokescreen* Smokescreen 9:15 pm ? /Smokescreen's feeling popular today! But waves at Whirlwind./ Dragon 9:15 pm *glances at Specs and winks on her way past* Jetstream 9:15 pm *Whirlwind waves back* Specs 9:15 pm HIM. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:15 pm [[Finally.]] [[Someone not utterly disgusting.]] Swoop 9:15 pm It, uhhh, guy Pacific Rim Omicron 9:16 pm *Icy is is streaching her wings, Racer sitting at the door noming- says something that the big predacon trusts soundwave enough that her hatching will be safe for now* Jetstream 9:16 pm "He HeimDEALT with those freaks" Specs 9:16 pm Maybe he eats those who need to be eaten? Although he's got those silly human teeth... ItsyBitsySpyers 9:16 pm *The first to so much as think of injuring Racer will lose their limb.* Dragon 9:17 pm *wanders closer, but not quite in range* Hey, it's over. I don't think they'll have anything like that again. Gonna stay out here for a bit, or up for coming back in now? Swoop 9:17 pm *streeeeeeeeeetches* When them more fighting? : > And joke Prowl 9:17 pm *Prowl's tuned out a while ago, focusing most of her processing power on more important matters, but she's still monitoring her surroundings and what's happening in the documentary* Smokescreen 9:17 pm i heard thor was ripped Specs 9:17 pm *!!!* *the dragon doesn't technically SAY anything, but she lets out a series of warbles and whistles at seeing Heimdal's sanctuary* Smokescreen 9:17 pm that he had a 6 pack Swoop 9:17 pm what a 6 pack? Smokescreen 9:18 pm The chest! It's a way they show how strong they are Swoop 9:18 pm what 6 for? Omicron 9:18 pm RAcer: *wanders back in with his stick, confused as to why he's alone....this is pack?* Smokescreen 9:18 pm For each level of strength! They have a 1-pack if they can barely fight Swoop 9:18 pm How many Swoop has???? Smokescreen 9:19 pm You, Swoop? 200! Specs 9:19 pm *the dragon hops down with an energon cookie in one paw* Wanna go back to the couch with me, Racer? Swoop 9:19 pm keeheee THEN 6 not much at aaaaaaaall Smokescreen 9:19 pm ... OH like red and white hulk Omicron 9:19 pm *frustrated predacon roaring in the air away, she's getting some cursing and things out of her system* Swoop 9:20 pm Him Grimlock have baby arms KAHA! Him get zap again! Omicron 9:21 pm Racer: *gasp! energon! and a stick, follows innocently* Specs 9:21 pm *back up to the couch they go! and Racer gets the cookie. she'd say something, but Heimdall is back doing his thing and she does that string of whistles again.* Swoop 9:21 pm COOOL Dragon 9:22 pm *is staying with Icy for the present, quiet but there if she wants someone to talk to* Swoop 9:22 pm Kehehhehh Smokescreen 9:22 pm DON'T BULLY HULK noooooo Swoop 9:23 pm *gets increasingly worked up into a laughing mess, this is literally the dinocave and he loves it* Omicron 9:23 pm RAcer: *fail at climbing couch, but he wants cookie* Swoop 9:23 pm *flops over, still laughing* *if he needed to breath, this would be a problem* Specs 9:24 pm *the dragon is a softie. Racer gets cookie.* Alright, alright. Just stay nearby until your docent gets back, okay? Omicron 9:25 pm RAcer: *happy trill, no promises as he eats the energon cookie, he's on the floor that means he can wonder* Specs 9:26 pm *the dragon stress-bakes. she feels reasonably confident in the quantities of energon cookies to keep him corralled, if maybe overfed* Smokescreen 9:27 pm PFfff Swoop 9:27 pm KAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH Omicron 9:27 pm ((pfft)) Magnum Ace 9:27 pm -snorts at the window jumping- Smokescreen 9:27 pm I wanna jump out a window.... Swoop 9:27 pm Me Swoop jump things aaaaaaaaall the time Smokescreen 9:28 pm /He's looking around for windows. Just out of curiosity!/ Swoop 9:28 pm Him Bob find WINGS! Me Swoop want to get him to flying! Omicron 9:28 pm RAcer: *is so confused, he's noming stick and cookies, but starts to sniff around* Smokescreen 9:28 pm hulks just lonely Magnum Ace 9:28 pm ((Rabbit ((stop eating my shit Specs 9:29 pm *sniffing is allowed! wandering too far away from the couch will prompt the dragon to retrieve... ANOTHER COOKIE* Smokescreen 9:29 pm banner's gonna be naked Magnum Ace 9:29 pm It's...I've done that. A few times...I mean the window jumping... Omicron 9:29 pm *Icy lands outside and sits by her friend* Dragon 9:30 pm *looks at Icy and offers an encouraging smile* Feel better? Smokescreen 9:31 pm c criminally seductive Swoop 9:31 pm That means tricky Specs 9:32 pm I almost regret suggesting eating him. He must be riddled with prions. Omicron 9:32 pm Racer: *meeps, looks around and looks for pedes he knows, the little predacon trying to move with a cookie and stick* Specs 9:32 pm ((racer pls cookies are for eat)) Omicron 9:32 pm .....sort of, but I think a roaring predacon will start to scare the locals ((racer is going to do a cute with his half eatten cookie)) Dragon 9:33 pm Ah, it might, yes. But hey, sounds like the bad stuff's over, so at least there's that. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:33 pm *...He hopes Prowl is on autopilot right now, or else this would be a bad thing.* Magnum Ace 9:33 pm -and back to hiding his face- Swoop 9:33 pm DEAD Specs 9:34 pm ((racer already is a cute)) VProwl 9:34 pm *he is* Omicron 9:34 pm ((...then he's going to kill with cute)) Specs 9:34 pm ((im ded already)) Omicron 9:35 pm Racer: *sniffing his way to a mech he knows, good thing peopel are sitting* Smokescreen 9:35 pm thor Specs 9:35 pm *the dragon just follows Racer. she may be tiny, but she's going to keep him safe! the tiniest bodyguard.* Omicron 9:36 pm are you sure? *folding wings down* Dragon 9:37 pm Yeah. From what I picked up, blondie escaped and is working his way around to an off-planet adventure. Swoop 9:39 pm Keheheheh! SMACK! Keheehee! Omicron 9:39 pm Racer:: *sits beside Soundwave's pede* Smokescreen 9:39 pm pppppffhffp Specs 9:40 pm *okay, that's probably the safest place for Racer to be.* Specs 9:41 pm *CACKLES* Smokescreen 9:41 pm cxzbnmcbnmsdfnbmcvm Swoop 9:41 pm KEHAHEHEH! Dragon 9:41 pm ((XD that story is great.)) Swoop 9:41 pm That good trick Omicron 9:41 pm Racer: *careful pat with a paw on the hosts pede, waits for attention* Smokescreen 9:41 pm EGGS Windchill 9:41 pm *Walks in at the wrong moment.* Tarantulas 9:41 pm (( *loud ooc snorting* Swoop 9:41 pm *notices Windchill and pops up* HI! Windchill 9:42 pm *Looks too tired for this already, as if he's aged 20 million years in the past week.* Hi, Swoop. Swoop 9:42 pm *scampers over into windchill's space* You call Bob! Bull 9:42 pm ... *really doesn't like that guy* Omicron 9:42 pm *icy comes in again to sit to one side* Smokescreen 9:42 pm I wish I had a family again like this... Windchill 9:43 pm I call Bob? Dragon 9:43 pm *Athena follows after her and settles nearby, as before* There we go. See? Things are better. Swoop 9:43 pm yah Smokescreen 9:44 pm maybe family that doesn't have needl- Loki no 😔 Windchill 9:44 pm *He's going to engage in this...conversation and watch the film simultaneously. He's seen this already so it's fine.* Magnum Ace 9:44 pm -okay, this is a nice lull- Windchill 9:44 pm Why call Bob? Smokescreen 9:44 pm fPFPFFFHF Specs 9:44 pm *cackles more* Jetstream 9:44 pm ^BAAAHAHAHA!^ Swoop 9:44 pm Him Bob not at movie Magnum Ace 9:44 pm -oh wow- .... Windchill 9:44 pm Why is Bob not here? Specs 9:45 pm Turnabout is fair play, I suppose. Jetstream 9:45 pm "That's a shock. when that get there?" Dragon 9:45 pm *Athena blinks* ... I... did not see that coming... *grimace* Jetstream 9:45 pm ^Whirlwind, you little.^ Magnum Ace 9:45 pm ............. Swoop 9:45 pm Dunno! Him supposed to check in with Him Sunstreaker and then movie with Swoop. But no check in! So Swoop come here. And no Bob still. Omicron 9:45 pm Racer: *has dropped his things and put the half eaten energon cookie on soundwave's pede for when he comes back to it, and starts chewing on his stick, sitting beside Specs* Bull 9:46 pm .... *is so happy he never felt a shock circuit* Omicron 9:46 pm ((rabbit keeps eating my cute)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:46 pm *Soundwave glances down at his foot and tilts it up to better see what's now stuck to it. Is that... is that a half-eaten snack?* *...........Okay. He'll leave it where it is.* Windchill 9:46 pm *Looks suspicious. On one half of his face, anyway.* Magnum Ace 9:47 pm -Those things do remind him of the shock circuit and he's not happy about it- Swoop 9:47 pm *bounces* Omicron 9:47 pm RAcer: *meeps! he's learning to give gifts* Windchill 9:47 pm Why don't you call Bob? Swoop 9:47 pm Did! Windchill 9:47 pm And? Swoop 9:47 pm No answer So! You call : > Specs 9:47 pm *Racer gets a pat on the head and another cookie. Good hatchling.* Windchill 9:47 pm Did you ask Soundwave? Swoop 9:48 pm Yes Dragon 9:48 pm Frag, this chick's giving Striker a run for her credits... Omicron 9:48 pm indeed...might not want to show her this Windchill 9:48 pm So my calling Bob would be a little redundant, don't you think? Swoop 9:48 pm No Specs 9:48 pm (( https://78.media.tumblr.com/3fa050fe628706b6451e832886ef83a4/tumblr_p67iw3ImaD1wz9wjeo1_1280.png )) ((it's relevant I swear)) Dragon 9:48 pm *laughs* Primus no, she frays her sire's circuits as it is already. Windchill 9:49 pm Well, I think it is. *Tries to not sputter mid-sentence.* Omicron 9:49 pm RAcer: ! *noms cookie* Windchill 9:49 pm I'll call Bob one time. Swoop 9:49 pm *bounces on his toes like he wants to get picked up* Kay! Windchill 9:49 pm *Picks him up without hesitation, sorry.* Swoop 9:50 pm *is absolutely down for this and hugs Windchill around the neck* You call now Windchill 9:50 pm *Great, he might have miscalculated. Now he's got a fancy necklace.* Ratchet 9:50 pm [[ i love rock guy i love him. also look at that good big doggo ]] Specs 9:50 pm *bristles and hisses at Skurge* ((GOOD DOGGO)) Windchill 9:50 pm *He always was bad at math.* Okay. Swoop 9:51 pm *is a winner winner chicken dinner, just needs a bug friend to complete things* Windchill 9:51 pm *Calls Bob I guess.* Omicron 9:51 pm RAcer: *tries to minic bristling, no idea why* Swoop 9:51 pm ((bob's comm is unavailable fyi)) Windchill 9:51 pm (( I guessed. )) Specs 9:52 pm ((I typed good doggo and the princess sat on my keyboard and muted everything)) Windchill 9:52 pm *Waits...gets distracted by the movie for a few seconds...waits some more...* Swoop 9:52 pm *sets his chin on Windchill and stares at him* Specs 9:52 pm *pats Racer* Don't worry, little hatchling. You're safe. Windchill 9:52 pm I don't think he's going to answer, Swoop. Swoop 9:53 pm *unblinking staring* Windchill 9:53 pm *Gives up.* Omicron 9:53 pm Racer: *happy still, chewing on his stick again, waiting for another cookie* Windchill 9:53 pm Well, we tried. Magnum Ace 9:53 pm -now what is going on?- Specs 9:53 pm ((help a kitten is holding my keyboard hostage)) Swoop 9:54 pm Him Bob missing movie Bull 9:54 pm nothing good... Windchill 9:54 pm (( Ur doomed say your prayers.)) Yeah...it's a good one, too. Magnum Ace 9:54 pm I...figured as much Windchill 9:54 pm *Sighs, still just standing more or less near the doorway.* Specs 9:54 pm ((oh goblin princess, please release my keyboard, if not my heart)) Omicron 9:55 pm (kittly noms?) Swoop 9:55 pm *leans backwards to look at the screen upside down* Specs 9:55 pm ((she is full of teeth and noise)) Dragon 9:55 pm ((XD cats are always a love/hate relationship) Specs 9:55 pm ((nah, she's love/love, she's just a demanding little child)) Magnum Ace 9:56 pm ...... Dragon 9:56 pm ((Haha glad she's a good kitty.)) Magnum Ace 9:57 pm Oh...oh no Windchill 9:57 pm You're pulling on me. *Reaches around to grab at Swoop's fingers, probably in vain.* Dragon 9:57 pm ... Icy? ... let's NEVER show that critter to Striker. She'll want one in a heartbeat. Omicron 9:57 pm Racer: *puts his next cookie on soundwave's pede too, trying to be a good boy* Windchill 9:57 pm *Gives up, having a better idea.* Omicron 9:58 pm ....yeah, no. she tried to take one of predacons like that Swoop 9:58 pm *pops his head back up to look at Windchill* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:58 pm *Soundwave glances down again and tilts his helm. What is with the cookies...?*

*He picks the second one up and looks at it, then to Racer. Points at himself with a finger. Is this supposed to be his?* Windchill 9:58 pm You need to ride on my back if you're going to be stuck on me for the movie. Dragon 9:58 pm ((I know I wrote a response to Icy... o.o)) Swoop 9:59 pm Backpack Windchill 9:59 pm (( It's eating a lot tonight, I've had to retype several things. )) Dragon 9:59 pm Yeah, though she's more likely to ask for one than just take one. Jetstream 9:59 pm "..." Specs 9:59 pm ((yeah, same here)) Windchill 9:59 pm Yes, like a backpack. Specs 9:59 pm *CACKLES* Bull 9:59 pm ...... Specs 9:59 pm I've felt like that before.. Smokescreen 9:59 pm banner no Omicron 9:59 pm Racer: *exited wiggle and waves a paw, present! for soundwave!* Bull 10:00 pm ((Banner No, Hulk YES)) Swoop 10:00 pm Ok : > Backpack Magnum Ace 10:00 pm ((pfffff ...... That looked...painful ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm *Ah. So it IS for him. He nods and makes a show of placing it in his subspace, since he can't eat it in public.*

*He'll trade a very tiny bead of silver. Here you go, Racer.* Windchill 10:00 pm *Nods as best as he can with a dinobot hanging from his neck.* Do it. Ratchet 10:00 pm [[ I LOVE HIM ]] Dragon 10:00 pm ((Freaking Loki XD)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm ((oh my god.)) Swoop 10:01 pm *hoists himself up over Windchill's shoulder to climb around the long way to get on his back* Smokescreen 10:01 pm LOKI Specs 10:01 pm *cackles more* I like him, I think. Omicron 10:01 pm ((dude has style)) well.... *won't admit she would do just that* Windchill 10:01 pm *Thank Primus. He might be harder to pry off this way, but he'll deal with the consequences later.* Ratchet 10:01 pm [[ i meant korg tho ]] Windchill 10:02 pm (( Korg is pretty great. )) Magnum Ace 10:02 pm ....... Omicron 10:02 pm Racer: *OMG SHINY! whiggles around happily for the silver- is it just a shiny? can he eat it?!* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:02 pm [][][]Eat.[][][] Windchill 10:02 pm *He's not gonna sit down though, not with this new parasite.* Swoop 10:02 pm *is an A+ backpack, maximum secure grip* Windchill 10:03 pm *So long as it's not Permanent Backpack.* Specs 10:03 pm *wiggles* Omicron 10:03 pm RAcer: *NOM!* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:03 pm *Gentle pat.* Dragon 10:03 pm .... Gotta hand it to humans, this music's pretty epic. No wonder Remix is always jamming. Windchill 10:03 pm We'll try to call Bob later. We can always watch the movie again. Omicron 10:03 pm Racer: *paws on soundwaves fingers, but not noming them* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:04 pm *...What a power to have.* Swoop 10:04 pm Kay Windchill 10:04 pm *That's as reassuring as it's gonna get, sorry.* Smokescreen 10:04 pm I was about to say I wish I could have awesmoe theme music play whenever but But I CAN do that ww Magnum Ace 10:04 pm ...yikes Omicron 10:04 pm ....hey look, jolt as a human Specs 10:04 pm *suddenly rises up onto her hind legs, mantles her wings, and allows herself a wild, howling warble* *and then gets back down and ducks her head. okay, that was a little embarrassing* Dragon 10:05 pm *laughs* I was gonna say I need to bug our medic about getting an electricity upgrade. Frost's got his ice bombs, I don't wanna be left out. Magnum Ace 10:05 pm !!! Omicron 10:05 pm You have a giant aft shield that can punt people Athena, I don't think you're left out Magnum Ace 10:05 pm -looks around the room for where the noise came from- Dragon 10:06 pm *thinks* ... *grins* True that. Frost can't pack that thing around to save his life. Windchill 10:06 pm You know what might make you Swoop feel better? Swoop 10:06 pm What? Windchill 10:06 pm A sticker, duh. Swoop 10:06 pm YAH! Me Swoop like stickers Windchill 10:07 pm Yes, I know. Swoop 10:07 pm You have sticker? Omicron 10:07 pm Racer: *noming and wiggling happily, soft metal? he can chew it!* Smokescreen 10:07 pm Wait wait stickers where Windchill 10:07 pm Yes. Do you want...a fire sticker or a turtle sticker? Swoop 10:07 pm FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jetstream 10:07 pm ^LOKI NO^ ^FOCUS^ Windchill 10:08 pm *They're car decals because that's how you get big enough stickers on Earth, okay.* Specs 10:08 pm ((a place in midgard called Texas)) Windchill 10:08 pm Okay. Swoop 10:08 pm ((there is something incredible about a guy in full body armor with two automatic guns jumping out of a space ship)) Dragon 10:08 pm ((Achievement unlocked: Des-Troy)) Specs 10:08 pm ((also, seriously, how much damn ammo is in that thing)) ((oh)) Magnum Ace 10:08 pm ((not enough Omicron 10:09 pm ((that much is seems)) Specs 10:09 pm ((I, too, headbutt undead abominations)) Swoop 10:09 pm !!!! Windchill 10:09 pm *Digs around in his bra/subspace for a flame sticker. Swoop gets a white one today. He'll hold it back over his head for Swoop to take.* Magnum Ace 10:09 pm !!!!! Swoop 10:10 pm *chirps!* VProwl 10:10 pm ((i'm so happy for that dude)) Swoop 10:10 pm *takes the sticker thx* Dragon 10:10 pm ... Hey... Icy? ... Ever think this is what Magnus does when he gets mad? Specs 10:10 pm ((IN THE BACKGROUND)) VProwl 10:10 pm ((he wanted one thing. he wanted to destroy asgard. and he got it.)) Bull 10:10 pm .... Smokescreen 10:10 pm HULK NO gotta smash Windchill 10:10 pm *Ur welcome.* Specs 10:10 pm *cackles* It's Smokescreen as an organic! Smokescreen 10:10 pm HEY COME ON I almost never smash! Swoop 10:11 pm *chatters while he plays with the sticker* VProwl 10:11 pm ((how often do the big terrible monsters get to achieve their life goals)) Omicron 10:11 pm ....well....he's nearly metrotitian size *she wonders if Dreaded Wings will ever transform an...* really... VProwl 10:11 pm ((i'm proud of him)) Windchill 10:11 pm Swoop. Swoop 10:11 pm Hi Magnum Ace 10:11 pm ........ Windchill 10:11 pm No putting it on Soundwave's things. Or on other people without permission. Swoop 10:11 pm Why Rosanna 10:11 pm ((he's having so much fun Specs 10:11 pm ((korg ;-; )) Bull 10:12 pm ((nope)) Windchill 10:12 pm Because that's not nice. Magnum Ace 10:12 pm ...... That's...it's gone Windchill 10:12 pm You have to abide by the sticker rules if you want more stickers. Smokescreen 10:12 pm ......... Bull 10:12 pm yeah... Smokescreen 10:12 pm this is this hurts Omicron 10:12 pm Racer: *no more silver, flops on his side* Swoop 10:13 pm Me Swoop never hear sticker rules before Magnum Ace 10:13 pm -sinking where he sits- Windchill 10:13 pm *That's because he made them up just now shhhh.* Swoop 10:13 pm ((hug hug hug)) Windchill 10:13 pm They're new sticker rules. Swoop 10:13 pm Not old sticker rules? Kehehh Windchill 10:13 pm Right. Specs 10:13 pm *makes an attempt to balance a cookie on Racer's snout* Omicron 10:14 pm Racer: *full, but after a minute tries to eat the chookie* Swoop 10:14 pm This sticker look pretty new to Me Swoop Windchill 10:14 pm (( Still laughing at his hair. )) Tarantulas 10:14 pm (( MIEK Omicron 10:14 pm .....pfft Windchill 10:14 pm It is a new sticker. Dragon 10:14 pm *grins as she leans back* That was intense. Specs 10:14 pm *chuffs* I like this documentary. Ratchet 10:14 pm [[ i am actually In Love with Korg ]] Smokescreen 10:15 pm why earth though earth smells Omicron 10:15 pm (he's awesome) Smokescreen 10:15 pm ... I mean it wouldn't be my first choice to live forever ItsyBitsySpyers 10:15 pm *Well. That was - something.* Windchill 10:15 pm And if you want more new stickers you have to play by the new sticker rules. Dragon 10:15 pm *glances at Smokescreen* Eh? Dude, Earth is fun. You just gotta be in the right crew to enjoy it. Swoop 10:15 pm What rules are? Magnum Ace 10:15 pm -is from Earth- Specs 10:15 pm Is it an unethical use of multiverse bridges to find and eat the Grandmaster? Smokescreen 10:15 pm It is fun! But I don't think I'd wanna live there. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:15 pm [[Not in the slightest.]] Specs 10:15 pm Excellent. Smokescreen 10:15 pm You'd rust to death there, you know Windchill 10:15 pm *Sighs internally.* Bull 10:16 pm *would rather stay on Earth* Prowl 10:16 pm *oh is it finally over, that sure was a movie she totally listened to yep* Magnum Ace 10:16 pm What's wrong with Earth? Dragon 10:16 pm Bah, only if you are a ninny about what you do. So far my gang's going just fine and one of us already has a rust problem she's gotta be careful with. Windchill 10:16 pm No putting stickers on Soundwave's things, no putting them on other people unless they say it's okay, and you have to not get kicked out. Omicron 10:16 pm That grandmaster wouldn't' have something that could effect several cybertronians at once do you think? Windchill 10:16 pm I can't give you a sticker if you get kicked out. Swoop 10:16 pm Me Swoop get kick out aaaaaaaaaall the time ItsyBitsySpyers 10:16 pm [[If we are fortunate, he will have never heard of our kind.]] Specs 10:17 pm Likely not. And it's rare that anyone notices someone my size. Windchill 10:17 pm I know, and if you get kicked out you can't get a sticker because you're not here, understand? Swoop 10:17 pm Yah Dragon 10:17 pm ((Loki's face there is priceless)) Jetstream 10:17 pm ^What^ "The^ Dragon 10:17 pm That... looks bad. *frowns* Swoop 10:17 pm *holds the sticker in front of Windchill's face* Me have sticker Jetstream 10:17 pm ^FRAG" Bull 10:17 pm uuuuuuh..... Specs 10:17 pm Hm. They're going to need a bigger stomach. Magnum Ace 10:17 pm Oh no...that looked bad Bull 10:17 pm What was that?! Windchill 10:17 pm Yes you do. What are you going to do with it? Specs 10:17 pm Or a freezer. Magnum Ace 10:17 pm I don't know Swoop 10:17 pm Keep ItsyBitsySpyers 10:18 pm [[He has no idea, and he doubts we will find out any time soon.]] Omicron 10:18 pm *debating on finding that place and letting Dreadded Wings loose for a bit...and taking some Crew down to leven that pit* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:18 pm ((reminder: 20 minutes)) Windchill 10:18 pm Good plan. Omicron 10:18 pm (okay) Dragon 10:18 pm *looks at Icy and grins* Bring me along if you go in there; I'm up for trashing some people. Swoop 10:18 pm !!! Movie over Dragon 10:18 pm ((Thanks for the update)) Smokescreen 10:18 pm Windwind- can I have a sticker too? Specs 10:18 pm *the dragon stretches and yawns* Goodnight, everyone. *gives Racer an affectionate lick to the forehead* Thank you for the movie, Soundwave! Magnum Ace 10:19 pm I think it's time for us to go though ItsyBitsySpyers 10:19 pm [[You are welcome, dragon. Thank you for the fuel, as always.]] Omicron 10:19 pm Racer: *full hatchling, wiggles to lick back, then to peer up at Soundwave* Bull 10:19 pm Yeah, sounds like a good idea. Specs 10:19 pm ((sometimes ya gotta slorp the child)) Windchill 10:19 pm *CRINGES on the inside, but it wasn't 'Windy' so he's not going to gripe about it.* You can have one sticker. Omicron 10:19 pm (he's Icy's little, he gets all the licks) Smokescreen 10:19 pm YES Jetstream 10:19 pm *The twins stretch a bit.* ^Should probably be on our way, too.^ "Always nice to see a good movie." Prowl 10:19 pm Good night, Soundwave. *Prowl leaves with a nod* Smokescreen 10:19 pm Can you put it right in the middle of my face? So that way, I can have a nose! Jetstream 10:20 pm ^Soundwave, Thanks for lettin us in. Maybe we'll see ya next time^ ItsyBitsySpyers 10:20 pm *Pings those who can be pinged and nods to the rest.* Windchill 10:20 pm I don't know if I have any nose shaped stickers...*digs around...turtle nose it is.* Dragon 10:20 pm *can't help but tap foot to the music* And more epic earth tunes. Swoop 10:20 pm Him Bob miss whole movie :x Omicron 10:21 pm Racer: *little mind turning away, waiting to show off* Magnum Ace 10:21 pm Soundwave? Can we have a bridge home? Windchill 10:21 pm *Luckily, his gibbon-like arms are long enough that he can just about reach Smokescreen's face to put the turtle smack dab in the middle of it.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:21 pm [[Hmm? Of course.]] Windchill 10:21 pm Behold...one sticker. Smokescreen 10:21 pm /Smokescreen iiiis getting up and singing + dancing to this whoops./ ItsyBitsySpyers 10:21 pm [[It will be right outside. Ah, and next week's film should be... lighter fare.]] Windchill 10:21 pm Okay Swoop, let's go. We can watch the movie with Bob later. Magnum Ace 10:21 pm Thanks. Good night. Windchill 10:22 pm *When they, you know, find him.* Magnum Ace 10:22 pm -and out he goes- Omicron 10:22 pm *Icy is slowly nodding in time, calming down, keeping her mind and memories in strict order. not going to relive things* Swoop 10:22 pm Kay : < ItsyBitsySpyers 10:22 pm *Difficult, isn't it?* Rosanna 10:22 pm *streeetches. She's still here--sort of. Will likely returneth to her room and form a cuddle pile of microns* Bull 10:22 pm *Bull exits with Magnum* Windchill 10:23 pm I know one place we can watch movies. It's kind of dirty though. *But, he's going to worry about that part later.* *Turns to leave, with his new backpack.* Omicron 10:24 pm *very, she's keeping the predacon instincts down and trying to focus on the music, tail might be curled around Athena for saport* Swoop 10:24 pm *doesn't care about dirty and doesn't particularly care where they are going, just so long as it's fun* : > Dragon 10:25 pm *thinking a bit as she listens to the music, glancing over when she notices the taili* Eh? ... Heh, glad to know you got my back. I got yours too. Windchill 10:25 pm *Fair enough.* Omicron 10:25 pm Racer: *sits on a soundwave pede* Windchill 10:25 pm Byeeeee suckers, hope you all enjoyed the Devil's Anus as much as I did. Smokescreen 10:25 pm sounds uptown funk you up Windchill 10:25 pm *Hand, over spark.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:26 pm *Lightly bobbles his foot to entertain Racer while he waits for Ice Queen to collect the hatchling.* Omicron 10:26 pm Racer: *happy trill, looking up though, peering at lap, waiting to be invited. hatchling has a plaaan* (maybe lighten the mood before going) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:27 pm *Small puff. He'll allow it, but only for a couple of minutes. The less he has to think about what he saw, the better.* Windchill 10:27 pm *Goes.* Smokescreen 10:27 pm /Smokescreen's also singing to this/ Omicron 10:27 pm RAcer: *happy wiggle and climbs up- oof he's full, forgot he ate so much* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:27 pm *Soundwave pings Windchill goodnight.* Dragon 10:28 pm *blinks and stares at the screen* And... then we find the weird side of human entertainment. *blink blink* Smokescreen 10:28 pm oh this isn't the weird side Omicron 10:28 pm *Icy bumps her head against Athena's shoulder* want to get highgrade and do something? Dragon 10:29 pm *blinks and looks over before grinning* Sounds like a grand party to me Icy. Smokescreen 10:29 pm /PRACTICALLY SHOUTS THE ME/ Omicron 10:29 pm RAcer: *sitting in Soundwave's lap, rests a moment, then looks up, big breath* (this song is killing me) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:30 pm *Hears a breath and pays close attention. This is either speech or fire.* Omicron 10:31 pm Racer: 'Ave! Aaayye....wa...'ave...aye! *faceplants on his chest, predacon over exited nuzzle, senses the sad/grump* Smokescreen 10:32 pm I wish we had video conferences like that ... we don't even have a fully functioning government bots are still trying to have elections megatron I think joked about making a council ItsyBitsySpyers 10:33 pm *Soundwave is delighted to hear part of his name, but he does nooooot like other mechs messing with his chest. He carefully picks Racer up with one hand and boops his snout with the very tip of a finger on the other hand.*

[[Thank you, small one. The comfort is appreciated. But you should return to your creator. He closes the building soon.]]

*Places Racer on the ground.* Dragon 10:34 pm *stretches a little and rolls her shoulders* Well, I better make sure the minis aren't using my shield like a snow sled again. Catch ya in a bit, Icy? *moves to get up, but doesn't quite make it due to the tail* Smokescreen 10:35 pm sounds hey if megatron makes a council can you shock him ItsyBitsySpyers 10:35 pm *That sounds like something minicons would do.*

[[He'll do worse than that.]] Smokescreen 10:35 pm ... What'll you do? Omicron 10:35 pm RAcer: *flops, krells for icy to come pick him up...might have burped smoke*

Yes, I'll meet you...and get Racer home *gets up to walk over* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:36 pm [[He hasn't decided yet. You've only just informed him.]] Smokescreen 10:36 pm .... wait I probably shouldn't hav Dragon 10:36 pm *grins as she gets up* Sounds like a plan. If I'm late, it's because I'm hauling Frosty's aft out of the closet again. *turns and salutes playfully to whoever's still present* Later! *heads off at a run* Smokescreen 10:36 pm sounds can you pretend you didn't hear that ItsyBitsySpyers 10:36 pm [[We'll see. Time for you to be on your way. He can't do as he's said he would with everyone here.]] Smokescreen 10:37 pm Awww- night night, Snoozewave. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:37 pm [[Smokescreen.]] *Warning tone.* Smokescreen 10:37 pm I'm going! I'm going! /And he's finally leaving!/ Omicron 10:38 pm Racer: *picked up, whines for his stick, gets that after put on icys back* bahh!!!! ^__^ ItsyBitsySpyers 10:38 pm *He more meant the nickname, but that works.* [[Goodbye, Racer. Ice Queen.]] Smokescreen 10:38 pm /Hey he was tempted to call him Soundbabe to be fair/ Omicron 10:38 pm Thank you for the even soundwave... even with....moments. Sorry if I scared anyone nearby ItsyBitsySpyers 10:39 pm [[You're welcome, and you were fine.]] Omicron 10:40 pm *Icy turns to leave, racer meeping to prowl on the way out* (have a good night!) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:41 pm ((you too!)) VProwl startles out of idle mode 10:41 pm VProwl 10:41 pm ((oh hey /me works, i didn't mean to do that)) Omicron 10:41 pm (oh, I can talk again! XD now I poof, rest well you two) VProwl 10:41 pm *nods to Racer.* Omicron 10:42 pm Raver: *flaps wing in a good bye, full sparkling....enjoy the cookie?* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:42 pm *Soundwave will wait until everyone is finally out to slump down in his seat and stare up at the ceiling. Zori comes scuttling across the floor, up his Boss' leg, up his Boss in general, and curls up to dock on Soundwave's neck.*

*He's banning this movie from the building, he thinks.* ((hit enter too early. just apply it when it applies)) VProwl 10:53 pm *right, he's fully here now. he's gonna head over to Soundwave.* ... Hey. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:54 pm *Soundwave sits up some to track the movement he hears. Ah. Prowl.*

[[Hello.]] VProwl 10:56 pm I was—I didn't really pay attention tonight, I went on auto-pilot to work at home, so—I only skimmed quickly through the movie when the credits were rolling, so I didn't realize at the time—uh... *cut to the chase.* How—how are you? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:58 pm *Soundwave watches Prowl uncertainly at first. Yes, he thought that might've been what'd happened; if the workload now is anything like what he had to deal with, it's a heavy one - but what's that got to do with...*

*Oh.*

[[...Furious. Not with you.]] [[And somewhat - hmm. Mildly overwhelmed. He was not expecting so many, or quite what he saw.]] VProwl 11:00 pm *nods.* And so many unfamiliar, too. *part of the reason he'd checked out. it was... busy, tonight.* Do you w...? *no, not that way.* What would help? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:01 pm *...Ping marked with gratitude. Prowl didn't have to come ask him anything.*

[[Yes. Most mechs are welcome, of course. He simply wasn't aware of the drawing power of this documentary ahead of time.]]

*Soundwave places the little spinning circle on his visor. Thinking.* VProwl 11:04 pm *he'll wait.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:07 pm [[He was thinking of...]] *Shakes his helm a little bit. That was a poor start to the sentence.* [[The plants he wished to show you. He considered destroying his cell afterward. He thinks he will. It would - he would like your assistance with that. An enforcer helping to do what his own should have done long ago.]]

[[...And to be reminded that he is owned by no mech. He /knows/ it, but it - the memory still feels like claws and chains on his plating at times.]] VProwl 11:12 pm It still stands? *... a nod.* I'd be happy to help you destroy it. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:15 pm [[The Predacons nest mainly on the surface of the arena. Most are too large to fit into the cells beneath, and those who can claim to dislike the scent. Countless millions of years of fear, despair, anger, energon, rust... among other things. Ravage loathed it as well, back then.]] *Long, long pause.* [[Thank you.]] VProwl 11:16 pm What weapons do you want me to bring? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:19 pm *Faint huff.* [[You mentioned using acid and acid weaponry, once. There aren't many who can say they've literally watched their past be melted away. He'd like the right.]] VProwl 11:20 pm I'll ask Mixmaster for the most corrosive stuff he can cook up. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:22 pm [[Those are some of the sweetest words you've ever said to him.]]

*Small leg stretch. That helped soothe his mind a little.*

[[How /is/ Mixmaster? Still ill?]] VProwl 11:24 pm *a frown.* He's—quiet. He's not worse, but... ItsyBitsySpyers 11:25 pm [[...But?]] VProwl 11:27 pm Well. He's not better. Which is... We'd thought it was psychosomatic. Stress, from the construction site. But, if that was the case— He hasn't gone outside since construction was completed, and he knows none of us are going to make him until and unless he decides of his own volition that he wants to. But he—doesn't feel better. *Prowl's starting to worry. They all are.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:28 pm [[Hasn't gone outside? For /anything?/]] *Feels a little unobservant having to ask this, but he doesn't watch the apartment anymore, and he tries not to watch the Constructicons too much lest Bonecrusher freak out.* VProwl 11:29 pm No, well, that's normal for him. He'll hole himself up in his room for months at a time if he's allowed. I think he /might/ have gone out once with Bonecrusher. That's it. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:31 pm [[He would think that'd have helped by now, if it's normal for Mixmaster. Has Hook had a look at him yet?]] ItsyBitsySpyers 11:34 pm *What if it's a horrible slow-burning plague unleashed by that planetary reset he's heard about? The flobster plague didn't hit his Cybertron for a while. Or, or - some kind of tool Bombshell and the others planted while sticking Prowl with Devastator that's going wrong without anyone to fix it, Garak style?* VProwl 11:35 pm Hook has. Mixmaster's not in peak physical condition, but Hook says everything he's seeing could just be consistent with sustained stress without an underlying condition. But, we don't know. At this point, he could be feeling unwell because he's stressed or he could be stressed because he's feeling unwell. To find out more, we'd have to take him somewhere with better medical equipment, and, well—that would involve dragging Mixmaster outside, against his will, to interact with strangers. If this IS a psychosomatic reaction to agoraphobia-related stress, we'd just make him worse. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:36 pm [[And there is no mech willing to make a house call? Are there any who are even an option?]] *Because he's willing to dig up dirt on them and blackmail them into it. If Mixmaster's going to be asked to help him, the least he could do is repay the debt.* VProwl 11:41 pm House calls aren't the issue—there isn't a medic on Cybertron who matches Hook. It's the equipment that'd be needed. We're talking stuff that only a hospital would have. We can't just rent a heavy-duty medical scanner from the nearest hospital for a day, pry it out from the wall, roll it out on a trolley, load it on Long Haul's bed, and drive it home to Mixmaster. *there is a reason for this extremely specific example.* *the reason is he's checked.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:41 pm ((rabbit can u not eat my comments)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:45 pm *Ohh. THAT kind of better medical equipment. Also, yeah, by that description, he's kind of assuming Prowl looked into it. Too specific.*

*Vent.* [[Then for now, he will hope better feelings are merely late, and not impossible. ... Still. Keep him updated if it gets worse?]] *If only because that puts Devastator, and therefore Prowl, at risk.* VProwl 11:46 pm That's what we're all hoping, right now. *A sigh.* I will. Thanks. VProwl 11:47 pm *There's a hint of noticeable grimness in Prowl's face. Mixmaster's condition has been bothering him more than he's verbally admitted.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:48 pm *Nods. He doesn't like it, but for the moment, he hasn't got any better ideas. Space bridging the mech directly to the equipment probably wouldn't be of any more use than making him walk or drive there, and anyway, Prowl already knows how to use th-- and THAT'S unusual.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:50 pm *To ask and risk Prowl turning off his expressions and making everything that much harder to read, or to ignore it and wait?*

*...Maybe he'd better keep quiet for now. He can poke that bitbear when they're both in a better place to discuss it, moodwise.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:51 pm *But a feeler will slither out and move towards Prowl's wrist, clicking its claws. That'll look more like comfort for him than anything for Prowl, so it should be safe, providing he's allowed to coil.* VProwl 11:54 pm *allows him to coil; and grabs with his other hand as well. he could use a little more comfort himself, thanks.* Yesterday ItsyBitsySpyers 11:55 pm *Oh, good! Not only did it work, it worked better than expected. He'll definitely offer up extra loops and length of feeler.* VProwl 12:02 am *Good. He's taking them. TOTALLY BECAUSE HE'S OFFERING SOUNDWAVE COMFORT AND NOT BECAUSE HE'S BEEN REMINDED OF HIS WORRIES OVER MIXMASTER.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:04 am [[We have both had a great deal on our minds tonight. A crowd of thoughts, the Pits, your work.]] And Mixmaster. [[Come relax with him. Things might be clearer in the morning.]]

*Rises and uses the grip on Prowl's arms to squeeze and tug in the direction of the stairs.* VProwl 12:07 am *Is willingly tugged up with Soundwave.* I hope they will be. *And if they aren't, still better to pass the time with Soundwave than without.*