#and i think they'd be besties

[hawkeye221b]

So... do yall think Fizz ever got an invitation to the annual 'Fuck Blitzo' party?

[waspinyourdrink]

On a platonic Madwheeler brainrot, be prepared for spam posting

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[riant-draws]

handyman bill au really eating my brain for breakfast (au by @ waty_mot & @ LosanPostle on X — @ handymanbill on here)

[ripplefields]

listen to my abapara/elphelt/testament friendship truth

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[tangledinink]

so you should go vote to tie the gemini w/ @cupcakeslushie's feral!leo because i think they'd be friends, actually, and here's why-

the gems spend most of their time fighting in the nexus, slamming on the 'survival instinct' button, which happens to be right next to the 'animal instinct' button. as a result, they are far more Creechur than their typical posh personas would have you believe. so they got 🤝 solidarity

... so long as no one else is around to see, i mean.

[s-aint-elmo]

Falin has been nearsighted since she was little, and has a habit of squinting when she's looking at things. —Delicious in Dungeon World Guide: The Adventurer's Bible

she should have been at the optometrist's

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[bottomsonlybar]

i'm laughing so hard at this wdym their respective relationships my dude they have a mortgage together

[hotcinnamonsunset]

eldest siblings wine club🍷

[seance]

ISRAEL HANDS and STEDE BONNET in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH S02E05

[skidtheperson]

KinitoPET and Rambley are both sentient AIs that want a friend after so long, sing songs, and talk to you even though you never talk back. So you'd think they'd compete to be your best friend.

Though I personally believe that these two would be friends, where Kinito likes to stay on his head to be taller, and Rambley finds interest in all the fun games Kinito has, though he likes painting the most since he can draw his friends. Since Kinito has never seen much of the outside due to him being stuck to a computer, being able to actually see a whole theme park is so new to him that it amazes and awes him.

[izel-scribbles]

i should really draw more tma/malevolent crossovers shouldn't i

[nu-so]

I feel like Tim would know about Lance. Like.

Bruce and Dick don't say anything, Jason doesn't know. But Mr. stalker over here knows everything about the batfam.

So maybe Jasons arguing with bruce again on how he died as robin and tim (on like 2 hours of sleep in 48 hours) goes 'you weren't even the first one. calm your tits'

jasons demanding answers, bruce and dick want to know how he knows, and everyones kinda mad that they kept lance a secret.

it'd be cool if Lance did come back too, but he's just living his life in like. San Diego or smh as a beach body.

[0xeyedaisy]

Doodle dump be upon ye

[sunflowerius]

rip Aaron Minyard you would have loved House MD (he would have loved your murder indictment)

[muirmarie]

Me: I joke about writing the same McCoy centric story over and over again in different ways

Me: and like. I love doing it and imma keep doing it because it makes me happy.

Me: but also. I do sometimes wonder if it's like. A little Much.

Me: like maybe I should branch out or something

Me: [reads another fundamental and extremely insulting misread of McCoy's character by someone who is clearly making a Choice to cast McCoy as the villain, because they have to get him out of the way of spirk, because they're too???? idk immature??? to realize that even when you're in a relationship with one person, other ppl can and SHOULD still be important to you]

Me: lmao I hope I AM too much actually!!!! I hope it is 100% obnoxious how much I love that doctor!!!!! Time to write more versions of the same story of McCoy being forced to realize that he is loved and cared for!!!!!!

Me: I KNOW MY NICHE AND IMMA DIE IN THAT NICHE, THANKS