#and i think they'd be besties

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[riant-draws]

handyman bill au really eating my brain for breakfast (au by @ waty_mot & @ LosanPostle on X — @ handymanbill on here)

[ripplefields]

listen to my abapara/elphelt/testament friendship truth

(og under cut)

[viktorarcanedeservesbetter]

Okay but imagine Viktor getting a chance to show his undercity roots

They get locked out of the lab and Jayce is like fuck this is Skys day off and she has the extra key set how tf are we getting in and Viktor just starts picking the lock. Jayce hasn’t even gotten through his out-loud thinking process and Viktor already has the door open. He’s so confused. He even designed the door to not get broken into.

They go down to the Zaun markets for things they can’t find in Piltover and Viktor easily haggles down the prices to what they should be and not what they’re trying to charge Jayce. (He does pay full prices for people who actually need the money in Zaun).

Viktor easily charms people for information. Jayce needs help in the council with something and Hoskel is not being helpful at all. He can't go to the other council members. Viktor manages a meeting with him for coffee/drinks and he comes back two hours later with all the information Jayce would need. He had Hoskel eating out of the palm of his hand. He still has no idea how he did it.

Viktor trips people on purpose all the time. Some guy insulted him passing by at a gala and a few minutes later the man tripped and fell into the champagne fountain. Viktor didn't even change his facial expression, no one knew it was him except for Jayce. (Jayce was proud, thought it was funny).

Viktor can pick-pocket. (Sky can too). They have a game of "who can steal the most off Jayce" when they're all in the lab together. Mel has gotten in on it by giving them challenges like adding pins and stickers. Jayce is so confused. He is covered in pins and stickers. Someone help him.

Viktor has the street smarts in addition to his actual book smarts. He and Sky have helped to teach Jayce how to spot things like people getting ready to fight (the physical signs) who to avoid and why, how to get out of a spat in the bad parts of town, and how to use these skills in Piltover (avoiding drunk gala attendees, fighting outside of wine clubs).

Viktor can hold his own in a verbal spat. He's also got a temper when it comes to someone trying to break down his morals or is being just an outright ass. Once got into an argument with a store owner who was being ableist and downright insulting about him being from Zaun. He was gonna let it go but then the guy turned on Jayce and his family. Jayce had to drag him out. Viktor is now banned from the shop.

[tangledinink]

so you should go vote to tie the gemini w/ @cupcakeslushie's feral!leo because i think they'd be friends, actually, and here's why-

the gems spend most of their time fighting in the nexus, slamming on the 'survival instinct' button, which happens to be right next to the 'animal instinct' button. as a result, they are far more Creechur than their typical posh personas would have you believe. so they got 🤝 solidarity

... so long as no one else is around to see, i mean.

[darcyolsson]

avery explicitly using the word 'throuple' to refer to the three of them, ody3 hot tub cuddling sesh, captain massey referring to said cuddling as '...whatever this is', a joke about the threesome, a 'you can love two people at once' speech delivered by quinn fabray playing a hallucinated dead wife (also in a hot tub), avery sneaking both max and tristan into the operating room for her surgery... i can't quite believe it but a throuple endgame on doctor odyssey is actually fully within reach

[s-aint-elmo]

Falin has been nearsighted since she was little, and has a habit of squinting when she's looking at things. —Delicious in Dungeon World Guide: The Adventurer's Bible

she should have been at the optometrist's

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[the-mighty-e]

If a scene like this isn't in the movie I AIN'T WATCHING IT‼️/j

[thesadisticsiren]

I need more content of Shen Qingqiu and Mobei Jun becoming ... not QUITE friends, but once Mobei Jun understands that Shen Qingqiu is NOT flirting with his husband I think they could vibe?

Them just sitting in a room quietly for an hour because binghe had some demon clan to deal with so shen qingqiu was gonna visit airplane bro but hes caught up with finalizing some trade agreement documents. Neither says more than 5 words total the whole time and both would consider it a pleasant interaction.

They could bond over having a scarily competent spouse who can burst into tears on command. And Binghe could approve of this 'friendship' because mobei clearly isn't going to attempt to steal shizun because he's got his OWN peaklord he's in love with. Idk what Shang Qinghua would get out of this but like I think he'd approve.

Also I'm just saying sqh and lbh have a type as well, and it's ice faced beautiful men who internally love so much they don't know how to express it

Do you see my vision.

[bottomsonlybar]

i'm laughing so hard at this wdym their respective relationships my dude they have a mortgage together

[hotcinnamonsunset]

eldest siblings wine club🍷

[seance]

ISRAEL HANDS and STEDE BONNET in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH S02E05

[hoeswater]

Look Malevolent Parts 48-49 would be SO funny if Arthur wasn't dying of the plague. Like classic 1930s private investigator gets dropped into a classic Agatha Christie-ass Nobody Gets In Or Out Whodunnit so you'd think oh great he's well equipped for this scenario EXCEPT said whodunnit is occurring in medieval England and nobody else in the scenario knows about investigative procedure at all so Arthur has to SAY OUT LOUD "Hey guys what if we investigated this. With a procedure" and everybody stops trying to kill each other with knives for five minutes to go hmmm interesting proposition, you oddball. And then they go back to trying to kill each other with knives.

[askgardenerwoods]

hi Emma! Who do you consider your friends do you have a crush on anybody?

" For crushes... "

[skidtheperson]

KinitoPET and Rambley are both sentient AIs that want a friend after so long, sing songs, and talk to you even though you never talk back. So you'd think they'd compete to be your best friend.

Though I personally believe that these two would be friends, where Kinito likes to stay on his head to be taller, and Rambley finds interest in all the fun games Kinito has, though he likes painting the most since he can draw his friends. Since Kinito has never seen much of the outside due to him being stuck to a computer, being able to actually see a whole theme park is so new to him that it amazes and awes him.

[fauville]

inspired by some posts i've seen floating around: who would your detective romance if they couldn't romance their current love interest? 👀