#and i might be slow to respond

[lu-sn]

*crawls in through the back door, covered in blood* hey yall how's it going how's it been

so things have changed. i don't have much to say about that, if only because i've watched many people speak their fill in the last two weeks – and then hit their own friends in the cross-fire. i don't really want to do that.

i'm doing okay. thank you to everyone who checked on me, it was really lovely of all of you to do that. and it's good to see some of my favorite folks online again. for the rest of you who have gone underground, maybe forever – we will miss you. i hope you have people to hold onto through this time, and i hope that one day you might want to return, and then we can meet again.

anyway don't mind me. i'll just be here doing my damndest to help keep the vp fandom alive.

[locksox]

HI!! i had really hoped to open my commissions publicly much earlier this year + under better circumstances, but life really hit me like a brick lol

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My style varies greatly, if you would like a specific look, please provide a reference to some of my previous work :)

If anything is unclear, please dont hesitate to dm me or email me at locksoxcommissions@gmail.com !

also if youre feeling extra generous and can afford to donate to my cause, I did refresh my kofi to accept donos n stuff too!

[sensitiveheartless]

StressTM

[benny-the-spaceman]

Cat parade!

[monstermoviedean]

this is worse, more manipulative, more guilt-trippy, nastier, more selfish than 08x23 to me.

dean apologizes for attempting to condemn himself to an eternity of torture to protect the world because it is hurting sam's feelings. sam makes it about dean giving up and not believing in sam enough. and then sam punches dean.

are you fucking kidding me.

[crystallizsch]

Happy Halloween 🎃

OMG HI HI HAPPY HALLOWEEN JAN THIS IS SO CUTE 🥺💖

yuuna is here to give yuya a TRICK???

dw the spider is made of ✨chocolate✨ so it’s sort of?? a treat??

[merakiui]

Giving you a kiss on the forehead because you're awesome!!

Thank you dearly!! This means so much to me right now. I appreciate it more than you might know. 🥺💕💕 a lot has happened in my personal life recently and it’s left me quite distraught, so being able to read this message warms my heart.

Sending you lots of love in return!!!! (*´꒳`*) you’re so amazing and awesome, too!!

[necromancelena]

gonna get in the habit of using my cohost more so go follow that if you are so inclined. might even be time to dip into other things like bluesky soon but we'll see

[xinganhao]

thank you for enjoying my silly little stories, everyone 🫶 still slowly but surely working through my inbox, but i'm reopening requests for the next 24 hrs as a little thank you ´･ᴗ･` ot13/unit/member-specific o.k! i'll add everything that catches my eye to my WIPs! so please be patient with me :'-) on the backburner: svt when you get jealous AND finally finallyyy,, jihoon x producer!reader ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧˚ waaah thank you again :'-) i want to keep writing a little more, so please look out for them! ❥

[milramemo]

Just checked back in to your work and was surprised to see your old fallout fan work of Noelle archived but im happy your finding your niche/ giving yourself more creative freedom!!

When you say archived, does that mean gone for good? Or sitting somewhere else? All good if your starting a fresh page, I just was wondering if we’re able to check out your old stuff from time to time💗

Hi! Thank you so much for your message ♡

Currently the old Fallout stuff only remains on my patreon and discord server. My intention is mostly to avoid confusing the two timelines. In the future (although not soon) I might share the archive somewhere more accessible, but I want to keep them private for now.

[siflshonen]

G’mornin, BNHA fandom. I see we are having big feelings!

[mishkakagehishka]

I love loving mutuals but not ever telling them that to their face. Seeing one in my notes and going "omg!! It's [name], i love [name] :)"

[gothamscanner]

Umm should we be concerned about the raccoon wearing a cape and riding a dog like a horse? Though I would love to find out where he got the tiny saddle

Possibly. There are no current reports of escaped animals in the city, but there is a fair setting up in Amusement Mile. Animal Control and PD have been made aware and are going to look into it.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Okay, I have these stupid long essays in my head comparing the S2 dads with the S1 dads

Full of specific evidence and explanations and all that... What I *don’t* have is the time to write those up without destroying myself. 

So instead, what I have for you here are some point-form notes full of my hot takes, predictions and senseless switching between second and third tense!

Will these make sense to anyone? Fuck I hope so, but honestly who can say. Nevertheless, I need to get these thoughts out of my head so that I can move on to other stuff. Bulk of the post below the cut, cause it’s long, but here’s a little peek at the structure/mappings:

Sparrow = Glenn

Grant = Henry

Terry Jr. = Darryl

Nicky = Ron

Got that? Okay then, let’s get into it!

Sparrow and Glenn

It’s obvious that you love your son to death, but he wants so badly to hear that you’re proud of him and you are so, so bad at offering that

“Loss of fatherhood status” as a looming threat thank you Jodie and Lark

Probably the most controversial/polarizing/scrutinized dads of their seasons?

The pen is mightier than the sword but if that doesn’t work, yeah, they will kill you

Actually the friendliest with the kids that aren’t their own/the most willing to take them seriously (no really!!!)

I think this is likely gonna be viewed as a hot take for Sparrow but… These two trust their kids and believe in their ability to make their own decisions the most!

This is partially reflected in their lax parenting styles. And yet…

Quite willing/able to step in and be protective/draw a line when required

Greatest tendency to think of things with respect to the long-term (and “play the long game” more generally), also reflected in their parenting.

Somehow resilient to the point that it’s a flaw

Something something sneaky bastards that hold their cards very close

Overall, perhaps most heavily in contrast with Henry and Grant

If Sparrow really is Glenn: It’s gonna get better, I think, but first it’s gonna get much worse. Fate will force you to finally acknowledge your trauma, and in the meantime… You’re gonna carry that weight.

Grant and Henry

The pride, love, and acceptance you have for your son(s) is endless, and we love you for that

But you’ve failed to prepare them for the real world, and they will suffer as a result

As far as you’re concerned they can be whoever they want to be… As long as they don’t end up like you!

Very keen on not making the same mistakes as their fathers

Reactive, impulsive… But means well!

Really, such big hearts… And so much self-hate

Just constantly going through it, really

The thought of your kid hating you is a deeply terrifying one, and unfortunately fate seems to have it out for you

When push comes to shove, they struggle to have faith in their sons, and tend to baby them

Tendency to second guess and overthink, but this makes them flexible, and capable of self-reflection

Probably put the most conscious effort into being a good parent and adapting to their sons’ needs

As established, polar opposite of Sparrow and Glenn

If Grant really is Henry: oh god oh fuck ohhhh god oh fuuuuck You’ll try so very hard to make sure your son still loves you but… Will you ever learn to love yourself?

Terry Jr. and Darryl

You both try really hard to give your kid the dad that you had, who you loved dearly

But… They don’t need *your* dad

Absolutely overflowing with unconditional love

Struggle to give their kids space, and a bit oblivious to this fact

(Related) They try quite hard to be there for their kid it’s just… Never quite in the way that their kid wants/needs

“Tough love” is near impossible for them

Seriously they’re such pushovers for their kids lol

Particularly protective

Probably the most well-rounded and emotionally stable, overall

Highest level of contrast with Nicky and Ron

If Terry Jr really is Darryl: The good news is, your kid actually really doesn’t hate you at all. The bad news is, it’s still gonna take you a while to figure out how to get through to them. But��� You can do it!!!

Nicky and Ron

Yes, seriously, there’s something here I swear

It’s not that you don’t want to be present in your kid’s life you just… Don’t know how.

Seriously, for all intents and purposes you might as well have met your kid yesterday

And your relationship with your dad(s) is… Particularly confusing and complicated and ultimately marked by absence so… It’s not like you really have much to go off of!

Their kids? Well on the surface they couldn’t be bothered to care about having a new parental figure in their lives but… Is that even remotely true?

It’s not a question of being a perfect dad or getting it right on the first try, it’s a question of whether or not you’re willing to put in the effort and show that you actually give a shit beyond the bare minimum.

Contrast with Terry and Darryl

If Nicky really is Ron: He’ll step up!!! He’ll figure it out and find his way into his son’s life one way or another and… Probably be the best off by the end of the season tbh.

Okay that’s it that’s it thank you for entertaining my thoughts on this dear reader now I’m off to sleep!

[zeebreezin]

[Writing “I will not get sad about how characters of colour get handled in media & in fandom” over and over again on a blackboard, Bart Simpson style]

[pepperpixel]

Some art of Tori from @misfitmccoward ‘s Naruto fic Plasticity! Because!! It’s such a good fucking fic…! I had to do fanart for it!! honestly after I first read it I was so fucking hype about it that I was almost like “omg.. I have to do an animatic or something for this. it’s SO GOOD” but. My ability to do animatics has kinda flushed down the drain recently ghghg- But! Still!! I had to at least draw some fanart for it…!