#and i just look like a gay nerd
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I don't understand how wlws use dating apps like... Girls are terrifying man
#personal#girls are so scary man#every girl in this city looks intimidating and also like a model#and i just look like a gay nerd#downloaded hinge and got too scared to like anyone lol#also half the recs were straight so why even bother
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based on this photo of shirts i found a while ago on google
#soapshipping#fight club#fight club fanart#tyler durden#narrator fight club#the narrator looks super pale bc i headcanon him to be pale af#he cant go outside or else he'll get horribly sunburnt#like a vampire but instead of being cool hes just a gay nerd
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his sassy little thigh shift with his hands on his hips like he did something (he didn't) (the only one who rlly helped was laserbeak pretty much LOL) and then awkwardly going back to join the celebration just so he can stand there awkwardly and continue to do nothing
#he just stood like that while everyone celebrated even before soundblaster and his gang showed up to freeze time like#he is so 😭😭😭 awkward#but he can at least try and get away with it by looking cool#or by being mean so ppl see him as this one-upping bully and not the lame nerd tryhard jock he rlly is#hes so cute to me#i like how no one started cheering until he played victory music like they just snapped back into reality what the hell is going on#oh look soundwaves doing a gay little pose. maybe this mean-(stupid music plays) YIPPEEE!!!!#he looks like a proud mother and Is a proud mother. actually#he didnt rlly get his lick back personally but at least he still has his glorious thighs i guess 😭#soundwave#tf cyberverse#cyberverse soundwave#transformers#maccadam#massive magnitude cuntquake
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*stutters with rizz*
(This literally took me 10 mins cause I’m too busy for much else rn but I was missing Lasky)
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted fanart#redacted lasko#lasko moore#i literally have my hair in that exact style rn#everyday i look more and more like lasko#just two overworked gay ass nerds#i love him sm
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my pipe dream that's never coming true is one day opening a combination art & natural history museum. instead of bare white rooms itd have displays like this
(from the isabella stewart gardner museum in boston)
but it's all stuff that looks straight out a victorian naturalist's wet dream; collections of taxidermied animals, bones, fossils, pinned bugs, lifelike replicas, other specimens, scientific illustrations, and other various educational bits and bobs;
a few displays of live aquaria, terraria, and aviaries thrown in for good measure, ideally mostly containing animals that are already well-established in captivity as pets, not anything too insanely exotic;
and it hosts arts & crafts classes for kids and adults where we make nature- or science-related art pieces like these:
you see my vision right. You See It
#something something alcohol-free place for gay people something something#i think it'd have an artisanal beer garden though. literally just for my parents they're beer nerds and it looks like they're having fun
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academy era jim “stack of books with legs” kirk:
spock:
#the line is from ‘where no man has gone before’#i just love nerd jim#he can be both a big strong captain and also a cringefail nerd#dualities of man#anyways I’m imagining Spock like that one old meme#the guy looking at girl ignoring his girlfriend#the other girl is uhura but they’re not dating she just can’t believe Spock’s gay ass#spirk
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i know this has been said 473773474833 times by the kavetham/haikaveh shippers and probably even nonshippers, but i'll say it again. I finally finished the genshin summer event and did the little after quest in sumeru and.....every time kaveh is sneaking around trying not to be noticed coming out of alhaithams house it's just such a gay vibe. he's basically screaming "I can't be caught being gay in a homophobic society!" even if that's not what the game writers are *actually* saying. that's just how it comes off and they can't make it come off any other way. with hoyo's gay history, it makes me wonder if it's on purpose and all a cover-up to have a technically different reason for it so they can get away with it lmao but we will never know.
#lee text#genshins#i can acknowledge how gay they are without liking thr ship#flashback to several kavetham/haikaveh (whatevwr their ship name is) shippers on here attacking me over not liking the ship#trying to “educate” me on why theyre sk gay and why i should ship it#look i didnt say they arent gay af. and these shippers dismissed my feelings completely#i think it was after that one event with the competition thing that kaveh won? idk but just they way they interacted#the way alhaitham talked to kaveh and the way kaveh responded TRIGGERED A TRAUMA RESPONSE IN ME#which made me dislike the ship and their dynamic! i didnt CARE if he was well meaning. the way he talked to kaveh#triggered a fight or flight response in me because it sounded similar to how ive been talked to and kaveh getting upset was similar to#how ive reacted to the same words. you can also argue my family cares about me like alhaitham does kaveh and its how he helps#but it doesnt mean its the kind of help we need and it doenst traumatize us lmao#so i dont get why people were so angry at me for getting triggered by this ship and disliking it for that reason#while i can still admit that they are gay af and seem to get a long a bit better after that and i can tolerate them now#since its been a while and i dont remember it enough to have a trauma response when seeing them anymore lmao#but its just annoying that shippers can be so toxic 💀 they care more about their fictional men ship than me. a real person. weird#not tagging the ship so i dont get more angry shippers in my notes....but they found me last time with no tags so hi. dont yell at me again!#but maybe no one will care since im putting my “anti ship propaganda” in the tags this time and not the main post lmao#just dont read my tags so you dont get mad at me for being uncomfortable by this ship dynamic. but if youre reading this...its too late#leave me alone they arent real and i am so im more important right 😅#let me shame the shippers that dismissed my real feelings because they think their ship is more important than a real person lmao#you cant tell me im wrong when a trauma response isnt a choice and happens against your will 💀#BE ASHAMED YOU NERDS#I WILL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS#sorry i just had to vent lmao
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i posted this to Pillowfort earlier but a couple days ago i did an unfinished redraw of this older sketch from 2023 of Salesman Barry and High-rank Craig together :3 Barry had a really rough day trying to sell his gramophones and he's struggling to deal with his financial issues and pressure to uphold a family tradition, and Craig can understand how he feels as he has to work for a pretty shitty boss (cough cough brains), and his job as a scientist, while enjoyable, was partially pursued out of being pressured as well.
(the old drawing in question)
(you can't even see them properly....)
additionally: i have created a digital redraw that's still a work in progress but i thought it looked good so i'm posting it :) i have been trying a newer style from my earlier digital stuff and i think it works well with the Jetpack Joyride characters!!
the Pillowfort post has an earlier version with slightly different tears and colouring and stuff, i wanted to put a more up to date version here. also fanon Craig with colour for the first time!?!?!?!?? what!!! i like to think Craig wore a similarish kind of outfit to Runingunin when he first appears in Brains' lab in AOZ. i like to think Craig would wear a "Trust Data Not Lore" t-shirt underneath his coat loll
#barry steakfries#jetpack joyride#salesman!barry steakfries#craig the scientist#also not so fun fact about the older drawing: i do not know where it is and it might not exist in good condition anymore#very very sad :(#ACTUALLY WAIT!!! it MIGHT be in my closet!!! i just remembered a bunch of my older drawings are in there!#it might still survive! hurrah!#i may actually post a bunch of old stuff when i look through there cause some of it is very intriguing#anyway. i love salesman barry x high rank craig i think they should kiss <3#(this would obviously be within the confines of my gay fanon world)#i like to imagine that despite his bad situation barry is still very much the bundle of chaos we know and love#he's just more. ranty and upset a lot of the time. and craig is more confident than how he is now. he's more grounded in himself#imagine barry making a really dumb sales joke trying to ask craig out on their first date after being bfs for a while#it's so stupid that it works perfectly and craig is so charmed by it#he's like ''hey darl i've got some special items to sell you... i mean my items are- you're special enough to- um-''#then he's like ''..... idk where i was even going with that'' and craig's like ''that was so stupid i can't NOT kiss him''#aussie salesman infatuated with a nerd who is infatuated with a aussie salesman who is infatuated with a nerd who is-#hehehehe my silly men
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The writers of oniisama e failing to understand how drugs, illnesses, or human proportions work but understanding unrequited high school lesbian crushes on a deep and fundamental level:
#she CRUNCHES the painkillers??? like she munches on them#look i'm not a drugs person. i don't even smoke weed. i had 2 beers and then went to sleep last week and that's the extent of my partying#in high school i was a little christian nerd with a bad haircut i never got invited to anything interesting#a girl once confessed her love to me and i just thought that's what friends said so i told her i loved her too#hailey if you're out there i hope you met a nice lesbian who understood social cues#btw the only obvious gay kid got taken out of my school and i wouldn't understand i was also gay until i was 19#anyway what i'm saying is i don't have experience with drugs but i'm pretty sure that's not how you do them
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🤏this close to going to the local queer book store and looking confused in the hopes a cute girl swoops in & shows me her favorite sapphic book
#thoughts#oni talks#sapphic yearning#like that meme the one where you just go to stereotypically gay places looking confused hoping a fellow gay shows up and you find#your partner bc FUCK these dating apps suck so much 😭 I hate them#granted I should probably read the gay books I already have before I get more#I got a bunch of sapphic books when my mom was in town since me & my friend & her all went on a trip to the book store#coz they are both huge book nerds so I figured it’d be the perfect place to take them#I got a compliment from an older lady there on my shoes it was nice :3#also I got a bag at a recent gay market and it’s been the perfect investment#coz every time I get a compliment on it I can say I got it at the recent gay market and gauge the reaction
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CORRECT THANK YOU FOR SHARING
#submission#I actually have seen this meme because someone sent it to my supervisor at some point and she showed it to all of us ajdbkajs#working with a bunch of gay autistic math nerds fucking rules lmfao y'all have no idea#one of my bosses is super into sci fi and is also a math teacher and puts star trek and firefly and buffy and hitchhikers guide etc etc#references in EVERYTHING he makes. I took a math class from him once and all of the test questions were about some fuckin show#whenever he runs meetings he asks us questions based on star trek usually. recently in a meeting he asked us to choose the best captain#I'm one of only like 3 people who watches all of this shit so I looove going to meetings when he runs them#bc he'll ask some fuckin question like who's the best star trek captain. and the 3 of us who knows what's going on will just start arguing#while everyone else looks around like what the fuck is going on right now (this one always gets the newbies)#my ALL TIME favorite Jake moment tho was when I was there one night and there were no students so we were all just hanging out#and Jake walks out of his office and he looks kind of annoyed. and he's a big dude like super tall and broad and loud as hell#so I can hear him like mumbling shit all annoyed and I'm like hey Jake what's up? you doin ok?#and he sighed and was like no. the schools internet filter started blocking my FAVORITE board game forum#and now when I have a thought I can't just look it up to see if anyone's said anything about it. and that's like ALL I do. it's so annoying#and I was like Jake maybe that's why they blocked it akddjkansbdjsdbebs#god I love that dude. and this barely mentions my other supervisor who is autistic and pansexual and married to a woman#and both of them foster several kids. Jake has like 10 fuckin kids or smth bc he was fostering a couple of kids and then he got married#and she already had children and then they had a baby together. idk he's got like a whole baseball team they're very cute
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Yknow, I'm genuinely surprised there hasn't been some sort of weird horror/adult adaptation of The Magic Tree House.
Like, an It style thing. And I don't know why that surprises me. The books weren't particularly scary, and I don't know if I ever read the origins book, so I don't know how it ended up there or why those kids are there in it all the time.
But it's still really weird to me. Like, it feels like the perfect recipe for some sort of weird, dystopian horror. An isekai horror, if you will. These two early-to-mid teenagers getting shoved into the past or future or different dimension or however you have it. And they need to get home or whatever.
#and there's some gay subtext because we deserve it#a peek into my dumbass brain#it#magic tree house#wtf are their names#just a second#gotta look at a wiki page#they don't have last names???#apparently it's just jack and annie#and they're like 8#they're fucking children#i know that in the og it they were like 9 but still holy shit#i haven't read the books in years#but like#just look#the concept of a by the book nerd dating a literal magic being is my favourite thing and that'd be a cool thing to include#trash talks#trash rants
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geara I have feelings for you. most of them are incomprehensible though
#Been thinking about him while I write. Most nonbinary transgender cis gay homophobic emo twink man ever made#‘geara no you can’t reclaim that’ ‘YES I CAN’ type shit#I think he can cook. idk why but it came to me in a vision. it’s actually pretty good but he point blank refuses to do it for anyone else#but he WILL get pissy if you imply he can’t. he’ll get so mad. you think he can’t do this menial yet important task? fuck you ->#he’s going to make The best food ever n you get to have NONE of it you can just sit there and be sad and pathetic.#anyway I hate geara (has been thinking abt him 4 ever)#I hope you enjoy ponytail geara. bc I’m quite frankly obsessed. always in the mood to give characters I like longer hair and ponytails#I’d give him glasses too if I think he’d wear them but fuck no he would not. he’d suffer through being BLIND just to not look like a nerd#if he had to choose between dying on the spot and looking stupid he’d pull the trigger#I hate him. if m2 kills him I’ll be sooo sad
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I'm so bewildered by any time loop media where the protagonist doesn't at least try to tell someone what's going on. Literally anyone. Just once. You're gonna live it again, dude! They won't remember! Who cares if they think you're mental, you're just gonna fast-forward to your do-over point anyway!
#sorry i just watched before i fall for obvious reasons#and it's. baffling. in many ways.#jennifer beals trying to convince me she was ever not the most stunning thing in a room? not having it#liv hewson playing easily the most interesting character in the story and it boiling down to 'i like your boots'? um.#this is how i know this movie is agonizingly straight. you give me a lesbian that looks like that with a chip on her shoulder and#the main girl doesn't even send her a ROSE? cannot fathom. i am too gay for this movie#your love interest is a nerd boy! you think he wouldn't be fascinated to hear you've been living the same friday 50 times?#also i did lose it when one bullied girl is like 'why do you hate me?' and the protagonist is like 'i don't!'#meanwhile the bullied lesbian is like 'do you hate me cuz i'm gay?' and the lead's like 'i mean. we all agree we must hate SOMEONE right?'#'anyway cool shoes! let's never discuss this again!'#lightly cackled to myself. right. okay. don't worry sweetie you're gay and angry you'll kill in college#‘I’m in heteronormative HELL’ indeed
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Oh my god I forgot about Morales's gay ass hair in The Closer 😭 he looks like he walked off the set of Camp Rock
#marquilla#his hair at least LOOKS shorter in Major Crimes but maybe thats just his little hat bc we always see him in the morgue#but he was at 'Alice''s funeral and his hair was well normal ahdgdggdgdgd not THIS#apparently it's been years since ive watched The Closer closely enough to pay attention shdhhdhdhd i used to watch it 2x a day every day for#like 3 years? sgdggdgdgd bc thats all that mom and i would watch it was the closer 6-7 major crimes 8-9 and sometimes id stay to watch#rizzoli and isles but i can only take so much of that fucking show idk why but it gets on my nerves sgdgdggdgd i think its Maura tbh like i#like her most of the time but when she's all 'technically it's flanges 🤓' nerd like it just makes me wanna throw something sgdgdggd#thats the same reason i can't watch Bones anymore bc it's just so goddamn annoying#ANYWAY Idr if its mentioned in The Closer that morales is gay but it is in Major Crimes but if its not and the team just didnt know... how#sgdgdghdhd the gay ass haircut ALONE is enough come on#the closer
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What up I'm married to a tall person who is basically Milo Thatch but agender, and uhhh, basically, yeah, everyone should be jealous and I LOVE MY CUTE TWINK NERD WIFE!!!!! 😤😤🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤👌👌
#original#i love my wife#had a big crush on that character growing up#you know who else is really into her? EVERY OTHER CHUBBY TRANS GUY IN CHICAGO apparently we just see her and are like OH HELL YEAH#do you know why this is? it is because we have excellent taste that is why.#and also we want non threatening masc people to be into us and respect our gender! that's me anyway#and this is excellent news for her anyway bc we're in an open relationship & she thinks guys like me (her HUSBAND 🥰😁) are incredibly hot#this is also bc she has excellent taste.#but it is a running joke that she keeps getting nice OKC matches that look a lot like me 😂#anyway this post is a thing that would have made young me BOIL with envy if someone else said it but in fact it is ME#and young me grew into me and is in here like AAWWWWWWW YYYEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHH 🤘🤘🤘🤘🚀🚀🚀#she doesn't just look like Milo she also moves and emotes and talks like him. and until recently her glasses would not stay on her face!#she got new ones. nerd. i adore her.#she is so kind to Jack (me) and to my giant anxious pitbull child#she puts his blankie on him as he rests on her toes to make sure she doesn't go anywhere 😭😭❤#she is my best friend and she never makes me feel stupid or fake or undeserving. she just likes me so much and she fkn acts like it!#and we have good boundaries and communication in a very autistic way [positive] and she is so smart and funnyyy#oh i am falling asleep now#probably has something to do with how thinking about my wife makes me feel safe and warm or some gay shit like that 🙄 ;)#edit: omg it just occurred to me that she is like 80% Mill and 20% Jessica Jones. just in terms of like. vibes. XD#she cares a lot about Jessica Jones. I will tell her my findings in the morrow#*80% Milo
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