#he is so 😭😭😭 awkward
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mrmeepsmadmind · 1 month ago
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his sassy little thigh shift with his hands on his hips like he did something (he didn't) (the only one who rlly helped was laserbeak pretty much LOL) and then awkwardly going back to join the celebration just so he can stand there awkwardly and continue to do nothing
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dizzybizz · 4 months ago
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i rlly like him actually
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crystallizsch · 29 days ago
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redrawing jamil's r cards in my (usual low-effort) style 😤💪
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also the sr cards but i gave up on coloring (especially robes because this is just supposed to be quick and i’m NOT attempting those patterns 😭)
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toddtakefive · 6 months ago
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one of my favorite things about dps is the completely irrelevant background conversations/comments you’re probably not meant to hear but are still just barely audible? like the two guys in the study room arguing over their turns on the dart board, or the guys laughing under their breath and making ridiculing remarks when knox reads out his poem for chris, or the people in the opening scenes you can hear finding their friends and saying hi. it literally doesn’t matter at all, but it makes it feel so much realer and like you’ve really just been dropped into the setting with todd on the first day.
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bloodibambiidoll · 5 months ago
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Listen. I’m not normal about this. I know I usually have a million absolutely unhinged feral things to say but I’m truly speechless right now. He looks so good. He’s so big. His hands? His hair? The facial hair? I just wanna ride him idek I don’t have a coherent thought rn.
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coredrill · 7 months ago
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bluesylveon2 · 2 years ago
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mccromy · 5 months ago
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TGCF/SVSSS crossover in which Jun Wu transmigrates into the former CQM sect leader (let's pretend they look alike too) who died by botching a Heavenly Calamity and now Jun Wu wakes up in his body in the aftermath.
He realizes this world is very different from his own and then while he tries to figure out what actually happened, takes over sect leader duties. Which is very easy with his experience as Heavenly Emperor. Also, this sect has a peak filled with Ling Wens! :D (An Ding Peak) easy peasy.
He assists the disciple trials and takes notice of a malnourished boy, just at the age limit for starting cultivation, working diligently with the barest hint of desperation under an otherwise determined face. He invites him to Qiong Ding Peak, and while they perform the acceptance ceremony he asks his favorite question (2 men 1 cup.... lost in the desert)
And the boy instead of answering asks:
"Who are these men?"
Jun Wu hums.
"Does it matter?"
"Yes."
Jun Wu stares at him but the boy doesn't squirm or look away. The desperation suddenly stark.
"Would their identity change your answer?" The boy nods. "Very well, let's say you don't know either of them. You can't tell if they're rich or poor, neither is ugly, neither is handsome. You stand in front of them holding a cup filled with fresh water and the knowledge that if they don't drink from your cup they'll die. How would you fix this problem?" He smiles placidly as the boy thinks.
He doesn't think too long.
"I drink the cup."
Jun Wu is surprised, even the most selfish and entitled try to at least give the appearance of caring.
"Even if they died?"
"As long as I don't."
Jun Wu realized his mistake, this boy, dirty and thin as he was, was probably used to fighting for his food. Survival of the fittest and all that.
"Even if you knew one of them, what if they had a family? What would you do then?"
"I drink the cup."
"I see... Is there any scenario in which you don't drink the cup?" Jun Wu is amused enough he starts preparing the tea himself. He's already decided he'd take the boy in. He could do with someone unapologetically ruthless.
"If my brother is with me, I'd give him the cup."
Suddenly, Jun Wu doesn't like the boy anymore.
"I see. If one of the men in the desert is your brother, you'll give the cup to him, even if you die." Typical. Idealistic boys, who think they'll still know themselves at their worst.
"Yes, but I meant, if it's my brother, me, and two men in the desert, the cup goes to my brother."
"Hm."
He lets the tea steep, he's angry. He realized he might kill this boy if they keep talking. As he's about to dismiss him, acceptance ceremony be damned, the boy speaks again.
"And if there were a cup for each of us, then all would go to my brother."
Jun Wu stills. Then places a cup in front of the boy, pours tea, sits back.
"And why is that? only one cup would be enough to survive."
"To survive, yes, but he might still be thirsty after. Maybe he'd want to wash off some sweat, he's very fussy."
Ah, like Shi Wudu then. Jun Wu might have an useful piece in his hands after all.
The wicked always think that as long as they're acting on behalf of the truly virtuous, every action is justified and therefore merit no punishment. Everything goes, if it's to let the innocent remain ignorant.
It might've been fun had he not met this type before.
"Is he older or younger?"
"Younger."
"I see. And, if your brother wouldn't die from thirst, and you had five cups in your hand."
"Four would go to him, and one for me."
A bit more selfless than Shi Wudu. Which makes him a bit more boring. This boy probably wouldn't even try to strangle his brother before he was killed.
"And let the other two die?" The boy nods again, though now there's something his mannerisms are coated in embarrassment.
Well, since he already went down memory lane, Jun Wu simply must ask: "And if the price was to let a kingdom burn for getting that brother a cup of water even if he wouldn't die without it. Or let a kingdom thrive, while your brother stays as he is. What would you do?"
"Is my brother thirsty?"
"Yes."
"Then I'll give him the cup."
"He would not die."
"He would be thirsty."
Disappointing, this new disciple of his, but the boy might just live.
"Is your brother so righteous and kind that his life is worth more than the lives of the people of this kingdom?"
"My brother's life is worth two cups of rice, and as of late, a gold coin."
Jun Wu paused in confusion. What a horrible thing to say. Stated as a fact, hard as a stone. Is his brother's life not worth other's? How can he be so certain of the needed currency to bargain his brother's soul.
"And would he be happy? All those lives lost just for temporary comfort?"
"He wouldn't be happy."
With strong morals yet not worth enough to buy more than a few meals. At some point worth only two meals? What sort of contradictory creature is this boy related to?
"He would hate you for it."
"No, he wouldn't be happy either way. But if I did give him the water, he would not be sad. Just upset."
"Upset at the deaths?"
"Upset at all the smoke."
Jun Wu bursts out laughing. He laughs and laughs so hard he starts crying. The boy remains still as a statue, confused, scared.
And Jun Wu laughs, laughs as he wipes tears, laughs as he pours himself a cup and drinks, tea spilling on his robes. The boy quickly copies him, studies him as if to decide whether he's a threat or not.
Jun Wu forces himself to stop, his smile uncontrollably pulling at his skin.
Oh what a nasty, selfish child must this mysterious brother be. And yet, this soft spoken boy would doom hundreds for his ephemeral comfort.
"Where is that brother of yours? Was he at the disciple selection trial?"
The boy looks away for the first time, shakes his head.
"No... He's in a bad place. I need to go get him, this is why I need to become a cultivator, so I can help him."
"How noble, he needs rescue, hm?"
"Yes."
Jun Wu smiles, eyes gleaming.
"Then you're in the right place to achieve the power to do so. Welcome, Disciple Yue, to Qiong Ding. From now on you will refer to me as Shizun, and you'll work hard to do our sect proud."
The boy perked up, shoulders sagging in relief.
"Yes, Shizun."
"I see great promise in you, Yue Qi, and a good heart."
"Thank you, Shizun."
"It would be nothing less than tragic to see it break. Because of that, when you're ready, I'll go with you to retrieve your brother, and we'll find a place for him in our sect."
The boy's face illuminated, eyes wet and hopeful. His lower lip trembled, but he did not cry. Yue Qi took a deep breath, and then let it go. He regarded Jun Wu as if he knew the true identity of the man he was facing, as if he had been given the most marvellous of blessings.
"Shizun will help me save Xiao Jiu?"
Jun Wu nodded with a serene smile as the seed of worship was planted in the soul of such an unlucky boy.
Worship would not do it, not anymore. Worship was conditional to what miracles he could perform, and Jun Wu was no longer a god.
Love though. Love could bring down empires, change fates. Worship could never compare to love. Being worshipped wasn't enough.
"This Shizun swears. We'll rescue Xiao Jiu, Yue Qi."
Not likely, but who knows what the future holds.
"It all depends on you, my disciple. I have put all my faith in your hands. I know you won't disappoint your brother, and you won't disappoint me."
Yue Qi bowed as tears finally started pouring down his sweet, dirty face.
"Thank you, Shizun. This disciple promises to exceed Shizun's expectations." His voice wobbled but his speech was clear. Jun Wu rested a reassuring hand on the poor child's shoulder.
"I'm certain. I have been waiting a long time for a disciple like you,"
Jun Wu made the mistake of trying to mould Xie Lian to his image, and it ended with that boy proving Jun Wu rotten and weak.
Jun Wu would not try the same with Yue Qi. That was not what he truly wanted, what he actually needed.
He needed a ruthless, devout, unlucky, little tragedy of a boy who would never, ever leave.
Someone who could love nasty, rotten, selfish, creatures who only get upset at the smell of the bodies at their feet.
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yukipri · 1 year ago
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I met Obi-Wan
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pyotrkochetkov · 9 months ago
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Svech greeting fans at Backyard Bistro
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lorax-devito · 2 months ago
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Okay but imagine Mike trying to flirt with Will but he has no idea how to bc he basically just kissed El and then she liked him
I mean the girl was okay with them having a sibling relationship ffs
anyway Mike knows he can’t just kiss Will and it’s all said and done so he try’s to flirt with him,it’s horrifying
Will is so confused bc why is his best friend suddenly so interested in going everywhere with him and not El,who keeps pulling him aside with a few of the others as they giggle and Mike goes bright red,it’s weird to him that they aren’t making out constantly like the last time he saw them as a couple especially since they said I love you to each other,I mean that one of the most romantic things to happen to a couple right,they should be all over each other
(I like to head canon that El would force Mike to flirt with Will along with several of the others,Dustin Lucas,Steve and Robin possibly and Nancy and Mike hates it bc it’s so embarrassing but I also like the idea that Mike has this internal conflict and is suffering trying to figure out how the actual fuck he is supposed to seduce William Bylers,his best friend and the most amazing person he has ever known)
basically Mike try’s to flirt with Will using really embarrassing tactics and Wills just like ‘ummm ok you do you ig but the worlds ending and your acting super weird so do you wanna talk about it or….’ and Mike just realised that Will loves him
him
He fell in love with him,the nerdy dnd obsessed geek bc Will is also a dnd obsessed geek and he is just himself just without the internalised homophobia (so s1 and 2 Mike) and then fast forward to love confession and Byler kiss
I can’t physically wait for s5 bc how the flying fuck are the duffers going to make Byler canon bc there are so many ways I can’t decide😭😭😭
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myokk · 6 months ago
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Imelda x Poppy🥹💓
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captainmartin20 · 1 month ago
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look at herrrrr
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superbellsubways · 5 months ago
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new updated bitzy ref Yay
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enden-k · 10 months ago
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tragedy that occurred just now, in 3 acts
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m4ggotm0ld · 6 months ago
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yayyyy cowboy hobie:D
from @the-kr8tor’s fanfic it’s rly good and you should read it if you haven’t yet
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i fucked with the colors ‘cause the original one looked weird to me lol
the one on the left is after I messed with the colors and the one on the right is before
i promise I’m gonna do a full finished drawing of cowboy Hobie but it’s gonna take a while so this was just a doodle in the meantime
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