#and i hate ants.

[saph-y]

What’s been your favorite part of Elden Ring so far?

OOF tough choice ! I have nooo idea what was THE moment, so I'm just going to list a bunch (under the cut because spoilers !)

LESGO

Exploring Stormveil Castle, so many hidden things ! I love that

The first time I took and elevator to Siofra not knowing anything, then I start to see stars, then ruins of a huge abandonned city, I can still feel my eyes go O_O discovering there was a WHOLE FUCKING MAP under the map.

In a general manners each time my jaw drop under the gigantism of the game, it's insane

Galloping in the wild by night and then gold leaves start to fall ~

Got really invested in the trail of crumbs Rogier (; ; babygirl) send you on and... well everything that follows (just got the RING SCENE OMG WAT)

BLAIDD♥♥♥

*Slash slash slash* (Reduvia blade my beloved)

Raya Lucaria atmosphere + Luirnia by night

Lich Dragon fight + everything that happens

Watching dragons... from a distance. Pretty puppies.

Radhan Festival (painful af but epic)

When I got tears in my eyes from the Ancestral Spirit fight. I... don't know why exactly, but the mood and music and general aesthetic touched me deeply

...I'm going to stop because otherwise I'm describing all the game but you get my point xD I can however tell you what's NOT my favorite part of the game : catacombs. Big eyed death lizards. Sauron's tower (you know the one). A N T S.

[idolomantises]

me: (writes several ants as more prejudice to built on different societal views and worldbuilding. in this case, many ants prefer engaging with their own kind, but hoping to make it clear later on that this behavior doesn't represent an entire species)

webtoons comments: (Start talking about how they wont feel bad when they kill ants irl or destroy ant hills)

me:

[pluviatrix]

inquisitor rowan lavellan i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend and your girlfriend and your other girlfriend and your other boyfriend and your bestie and your other bestie and your weirdly homoerotic chess partnership and your drinking buddy and your weird fucking dad and your albatross im so serious

i played dragon age. scenery plus my inky, shithead extraordinaire.

[ants-personal]

the customers trying to eat their food at bbbs while two of the workers are banging in the back and the other two have the most unsettling sexual tension between them behind the counter the vibes are off and theres no manager in sight

[rb9]

personally i think jb and nico should be at every race. i only ever want to hear what they have to say

[soracities]

I want to strangle everything I see. I hate watching people fall in love & I can’t stop saying that because what I’m seeing is going to kill me. Do you see this? All purple meat & thick heavy life. I’ve been in love with you so many times.

Talin Tahajian, from "Variations on the ways his music feed is a love poem and I hate it", pub. Inferior Planets

[beholdtheelsewhere]

The way I can’t be normal about the ant infestation in my room because I listen to the Magnus Archives. I don’t want to be the next Jane Prentiss- I DONT WANT TO JOIN THE COLONY-

[strangestcase]

HYMENOPTERA GROUP CHAT

🐜 bugs life radicalized me

Tending to my fungal garden

🍄 2 ☘️ 3

🐝 beesknees

frolicked amongst some flowers today ^-^

👍 5 🌸 5

⚠️ wasp emoji when

Drank some delectable nectar !!

🤤 1 😍 1 🥰 1

🌻 bumbly creature

Ouuugh . I’m so yellow and roumd

🌝 20

🧍‍♂️Pesticide Steve

Making my lawn perfectly smooth and uniform with no flowers or crevices as we speak.

💀 10 🤨 15 🖕10000

[arttsuka]

Stan tried to play the Fiddle banjo but failed miserably

He broke it :'(

[franken-shits]

Thinking about punk herstory again...

[yore-donatsu]

Training sketches to know to draw the Omnic “Moses” and... I had fun giving it more human expressions (the ironyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !🤣)

[anoant]

What could've been if they lived in the same state (and y'know, the world wasn't destroyed by meteors)

[samglyph]

Why did he say this

[pluviatrix]

your soul in blatchery plain | tundra vow | "wanna know a secret?" | goodbyes on star-grass | garden of heroes | the lusher the cradle, the lusher the grave

and still, the cradle blossoms: a fic about falling in love but make it familial and heartbreaking, but worth it to have loved and lost than not loved at all

fic link | playlist link

[verysanebsdfan]

𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒖𝒂 𝒁𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒄𝒌 𝒙 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒂!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

Request: And also one where reader is very similar to misa misa from death note !! She's a famous model w kira as her nen and she joined the Hunter to try and see what else she could do!!

Hii!! This is a story to a second part of this request, I hope you like it.

Also i havent watched Death note since like 3 years ago so it may not be all so accurate, the personality i mean !!

tw: mentions of murder and manipulation, headcanons so if dont like it dont read, okay it feels more like a story but kshssksksj

Its longer than i like and expected

Idk if i understood it correctly, but your nen will be an entity of sorts, Kira, who owns something like a death note but the person doesnt have to die, they can just do whats written in it and then go on with living.

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ꨄ︎ Getting tired of your modeling career was something to be expected, the toxic beauty standarts were very annoying, also having people behind your back constantly was just draining, so you ran away.

ꨄ︎ You being an exceptional child learned nen at a very young age, thanks to your nen teacher, so you figured you could expand your abilities and go to take the Hunter exam, I mean people say it's hard right?

ꨄ︎ Upon arrival you immediately notice some interesting people, so far, mostly number 44, who's aura is very interesting, however its pink!! How cute !!

ꨄ︎ Waiting for some time bored you very much, but more interesting people started appearing like number 301, 99 or 294. Only 301 and 44 appeared to know nen though !!

ꨄ︎ How boring !!

ꨄ︎ You bet you could fight and win against all of those people, using your nen ability of course, you might be wondering why did you choose an ability like this, well it is really simple. In the world of modeling and acting, you need people to like you and do what you want, whether it's to not go through some stuff you don't want to, or to higher your pay, maybe just living comfortably. But from whatever point of view you look at it, it's useful.

ꨄ︎ Waiting for few more hours, and being in a room with other 404 applicants was honestly suffocating. You could basically cut through the tension in the air. Everyone was so tense, guys chill it won't be that hard !!

ꨄ︎ I mean i am sure it is the stares that everyone is giving Tonpa, who is currently trying to poison some newbies, number 403, 404 and 405. How interesting...

ꨄ︎ Being led through a very long tunel was also very interesting, i mean, the people here are dropping like flies, losers.

ꨄ︎ But being approached by a green kid who told you that you look strong was something you didn't expect, you thought you hid your strenght well !!

ꨄ︎ But he was fun to hang out around, so you stayed, getting joined by another kid your age later on, number 99, one of the interesting people here.

ꨄ︎ And that is when your life finally started getting interesting.

(why is the beggining longer than headcanons i usually do ;-;)

ꨄ︎ Exploring the airship with the two boys made it really interesting, especially hearing their bacstories, why is everyone here fatherless or has a toxic family...including you, the stare you got from Killua when you told them your parents were assassinated was wild...He might know, you figured, but of course it couldn't have been him, he is not strong enough for that yet...

ꨄ︎ Then getting separated from them in the third and partially fourth phase too was very boring, it was so quiet without them...

ꨄ︎ After you passed the exam, and went to save Killua from his crazy family, you were all together again, and training to get stronger. Mostly on the punching bags in the Heavens Arena...uhhh Humans

ꨄ︎ Unfortunately many people have recognized you, since you were a model and acted in a lot of movies, how annoying, so Killua started being protective over you, subconsciously though. (too ooc?)

ꨄ︎ Months after that, while you guys were on the Whale Island, Killua decided to tag with you and Gon while he finds his dad and you find the person who murdered your parents. Sweet.

ꨄ︎ During the Yorknew arc having been recognized by even more people was so annoying, i mean you couldn't even partake in Kurapikas plan !! At least not like Gon and Killua, what a shame...you could just write some stuff and the boss of the Phantom Troupe could come to you !!

ꨄ︎ Either way, surviving all this while slowly catching feelings was very good. As you got into the game, Greed island and later reunited with your nen teacher, Bisky, everything seemed ideal, at least until you had to leave, it was so fun here !! No anoying 12 year olds fawning over Killua when you walked on the street, it is wrong to kill children after all, no perverted men eyeing you up and down- that was a lie, but still... it is wrong to kill people in general but the latter was fun

ꨄ︎ And now you had to fight some stupid BUGS ?! no.

ꨄ︎ Of course you will, you cannot just leave them, i mean the only thing stopping you are your feelings, but that doesn't change anything...

ꨄ︎ Of course after all this mess you were brought into, you weren't able to confess either. It hurts. It really does, but Gon...he is in bad condition so you gotta set the priorities straight.

ꨄ︎ In the end, Gon met his father, and you met Alluka, how cute, blurting out that you love her brother wasn't so cute, but hey, she supports you !!

ꨄ︎ Telling Killua that you love him right before leaving to kill his older brother who killed your parents wasnt cute either. But hey who cares right ?? We only live once, and you want to kill Illumi Zoldyck you might not live much longer, what do you have to lose.

ꨄ︎ Him trying to stop you wasn't very flashy either...

ꨄ︎ But you cannot leave him now can you ?? Illumi will wait, after all, who can kill him if not you ??

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I don't like it a a a a

[pilkypills]

Its kind of amazing how some 2013-era fics characterize Thorin vs how he’s characterized now. And by amazing i mean thank god its improved. Needlessly mean ‘seme’ Thorin they could never make me like you 😔