#she can stay

[rb9]

personally i think jb and nico should be at every race. i only ever want to hear what they have to say

[jeniffercheck]

girls when they want to delete everything they’ve ever written off the face of the planet

[grahamdefamily]

Parisiens, Parisiennes,

It is with the greatest dishonour that I stand before you today, as I finally get the recognition I deserve as the Worst Adult to ever plague this series.

Not that you should be congratulated for seeing the obvious, of course. You only fell for the vision of the Worst MLB Adult I created for you all to love and loathe. Or whatever Meryl Streep says in The Devil Wears Prada, I didn’t understand a word of it actually. Man, being an actual fashion industry leader seems like hard work…

Still, I would like to extend my sincerest gratitude to the people who have helped me get to where I am today:

First and foremost, my son Adrien, whose adorableness pushes me to constantly find new and innovative ways to ruin his life;

Nathalie, whom I haven’t paid in 5 seasons;

Chloé, by far my best Akumatised Victim Supplier;

My nephew, for literally doing all of my work for me;

And last but not least, my wife, for being dead.

Great things await us in future seasons as I finally seize Ladybug and Chat Noir’s Miraculous! Because that is definitely happening. The fact that I have at least four different teenagers ready to cut my throat doesn’t scare me at all! Who even is Lila anyways?

For now, I must leave you, my despicable subjects. My presence is required by my window, as it is crucial that I spy on teenagers and ruin every opportunity they get to be happy. All in a day’s work. Might celebrate with tasteless pancakes later idk

Akumatisedly yours,

Gabi

Gabriel

Hawkmoth

Shadowmoth

MONARCH

[mothtowers]

so called steven universe haters when peridot

[grandparomeaskblog]

Fuck my characters! They are not getting to live rentfree in MY head. I charge them triple, I'll be a landlord from Hell to them. Freaking bastards taxed people right into their graves. Boys you are the worst of all of tumblr. They should have drowned you in the Tiber when they still had the chance for real 🤣 Sadik kick out that freeloader, you are an idiot. You deserve better. Dinos I hope your house collapses under it's hoarded junk and burries you underneath.

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

I think it’s also because I’m just so pale that I can sort of look translucent in some places and yet I have super dark body hair and a lot of it so it’s just ~ there ~ lol

[1introvertedsage]

Apparently, when you need eyes on you… a spider will come to your door.

[pangur-and-grim]

oh. I think my fears about Chiefcake passing from old age were more on point than I realized. she's acting very weak right now.

and it's late on a friday, when all the rabbit-specific vets have closed. I'll call around anyway to see if at home euthanasia is an option tonight.

[petrowriting]

the revelation that claudia’s rebirth was such a twisted and horrible moment, with louis dragging her like she was a thing, a stranger who neither of them knew but he kept saying over and over “our daughter, our beautiful little daughter” to lestat, really solidified the way she was never the main character of her own story. she was always an accessory to some or the other of louis’ whims: his guilt, his loneliness, his conflict of being a killer, his rocky relationship with lestat. there was love there, love from both her fathers, but it was never enough. lestat saw her too much as a wretched mirror held up to his own self, and louis was always too steeped in his own feelings to care enough about hers. claudia’s story truly was the greatest tragedy in this tale, treated horribly by every man around her, even her fathers, relentlessly exploited and brutally ignored, always second and never first. the only one who loved her the way she deserved to be loved was madeleine, and the moment she truly had her, her happiness was torn from her. and just before she died, she got to see someone actually choose her in her entirety, not for what she can be but for who she is, and it still wasn’t enough. she still burned alive in the sunlight. the love was there, but it wasn’t enough to save her.

[georgeharrisonsboywife]

Ur so based

(also there's a Beatles magnet on my fridge cuz my dad like them and everything I see it I think of u cuz ur the Beatles guy in my brain)

u have never not been based

so true, I am THE Beatles guy, I am the only person whose allowed to like them /j

[araneapeixes]

silly comic idea I've been chipping away at :) welcome tomy shadowheart poly shipping propaganda show

[demapatto-art]

All | 2 | more body swap sillies

[cor-lapis]

"If we must fight, Sethos... I shall defeat you with the power of my friend group of employed adults who miraculously have regularly scheduled meet-ups, and also my daughter!"

[redesigns]

[datcravat]

Yukari I will be on the front lines for you when The Answer drops

[stil-lindigo]

HELP PALESTINIAN ARCHITECT EVACUATE HER FAMILY FROM GAZA

This is a verified fundraiser for a family of four to evacuate to Cairo. The fund's creator, Amal Abu Shammala, reached out to me personally to share this since she's failed to get her fund on Operation Olive Branch and Let's Talk Palestine's fundraising linktree.

As of right now, she has raised €2,397/ €42,000. You can see the breakdown of what the money will be used for in the fund description.

Please give generously!

[angry-kid-with-no-money]

"Nora doesn't know anything about the things she writes about" "aftg is terrible queer rep" "the queer characters in aftg are so problematic"

Idk guys maybe the book series abt problematic ppl set in 2006 and written in the mid 2010s shouldn't be expected to hold up against scrutiny of what we consider to be moral and correct now, in 2024

Idk tho, idk