#worstmlbadult

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Round 1: Gabriel Agreste vs Nathalie Sancœur

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Ok now that Colt is officially out I can stop pretending to be impartial. Which was already pointless because anyone who has been on my blog knows how I feel about him.

As much as I hate him and think he’s objectively the worst, beating even Gabriel and Tomoe in the child abuse department, there’s a form of poetic justice to his defeat.

Think about it that way: Colt “I created my son out of pure jealousy” Fathom, losing to a background character I barely remember.

It’s what he deserves.

Bitch.

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Round 3: Tomoe Tsurugi vs Gabriel Agreste

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Round 2: Rodger Raincomprix (Sabrina’s dad) vs Colt Fathom (Felix’s dad)

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Round 1: Jagged Stone vs André Bourgeois

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Round 1: Audrey Bourgeois vs Emilie Agreste

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Round 1: André the Ice Cream Man vs Master Wang Fu

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Round 2: Tomoe Tsurugi vs Andre the Ice Cream Man

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The Final is upon us! 🐞🎉🐈‍⬛

It’s come to this, like we knew it would…

On the one hand, we have Monarch himself. The main antagonist we love to hate. Always inventing new and surprising ways to abuse his child - points for creativity, maybe?

On the other hand, the Queen of Neglect, who pulled the incredible flex of forgetting her own daughters’ names. Would wipe the floor with Gabriel if they were being judged on fashion sense alone.

Who will rise to the peaks of villainy? Who will be confined to oblivion like their children’s hopes and dreams? Once last time, you, le peuple de Paris, shall decide.

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Round 1: Alim Kubdel (Alix's father) vs Colt Fathom (Felix's father)

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Round 2: Audrey Bourgeois vs Andre Bourgeois

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Round 1: Mme Mendeleiev vs Roger Raincomprix (Sabrina's dad)

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Round 1: Tomoe Tsurugi vs Principal Damoclès

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So.

Let’s try this again, shall we.

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Parisiens, Parisiennes,

It is with the greatest dishonour that I stand before you today, as I finally get the recognition I deserve as the Worst Adult to ever plague this series.

Not that you should be congratulated for seeing the obvious, of course. You only fell for the vision of the Worst MLB Adult I created for you all to love and loathe. Or whatever Meryl Streep says in The Devil Wears Prada, I didn’t understand a word of it actually. Man, being an actual fashion industry leader seems like hard work…

Still, I would like to extend my sincerest gratitude to the people who have helped me get to where I am today:

First and foremost, my son Adrien, whose adorableness pushes me to constantly find new and innovative ways to ruin his life;

Nathalie, whom I haven’t paid in 5 seasons;

Chloé, by far my best Akumatised Victim Supplier;

My nephew, for literally doing all of my work for me;

And last but not least, my wife, for being dead.

Great things await us in future seasons as I finally seize Ladybug and Chat Noir’s Miraculous! Because that is definitely happening. The fact that I have at least four different teenagers ready to cut my throat doesn’t scare me at all! Who even is Lila anyways?

For now, I must leave you, my despicable subjects. My presence is required by my window, as it is crucial that I spy on teenagers and ruin every opportunity they get to be happy. All in a day’s work. Might celebrate with tasteless pancakes later idk

Akumatisedly yours,

Gabi

Gabriel

Hawkmoth

Shadowmoth

MONARCH

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Round 1 is upon us! 🐞🎉🐈‍⬛

The polls will be open until Monday April 17th, 6 PM UTC+2 (Paris time).

We’re counting on you to perform your civic duty and bring out your best Ides of March energy! 🔪🔪🔪

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Do your worst, people! 🐞🎉🐈‍⬛