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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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KEANU REEVES Dogstar Concert @ Brooklyn Bowl in Las Vegas 8/12/2023
#Keanu Reeves#dilfedit#dilfgifs#mancandykings#flashing gif#kreevesedit#keanuedit#*#THERE WAS AN ATTEMPTā¢ AT A WATER BREAK š why so precious#LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS#yeah my boyfriend's in a band#screaming crying throwing up#does leaning like that not hurt your back slenderman#that's a long boi#a hair tie claw clip barrette butterfly clip one of those big ones that looks like a flower#i saw some cute clips that were cat faces at tj maxx this week#what do you need keke i got u#*tucks hair behind his ear*#sometimes babygirl is an almost 59 year old man#i love arm#did y'all know i moonlight as a guitar strap#the bass and i have a lot in common i would also be hanging from him#when things make you equal parts happy and feral......#my what long fingers you have š#they sure can move.....#[GUNSHOTS] [SIRENS] [SCREAMING]#i ordered one of these did my eternally hot old man get lost in the mail or something#me 5'4": i will pick him up#i can't believe we have a ton more of this coming all fall#i need to invest in a coffin
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First Kiss (Race 12)
A strollonso AU where 18 year old rookie Lance Stroll falls helplessly in love with the notoriously mean world champion. (2.3k words, no warnings) [@v3lnys @biancathecool] {NXJDXJWDJXDWJCFJWDC}
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Lance had practically begged his dad to book the same hotel as Renault, eager to be the first to wish the Spaniard a happy birthday.
"Nando"
"Lancito"
"Hi Nandooooo"
"Is everything alright, mi sol?"
"What room are you in?"
"532, why?"
":)"
"Ok, niƱo"
"Watch it el viejo"
Lance smiled, checking the time and seeing it was 23:47, he was practically jumping up and down he was so excited for the Spaniards birthday
As soon as he saw there was a few minutes until midnight he shoved his phone in his pocket a sped to the fifth floor, desperately searching for the room the world champion was in.
He felt jittery, hands shaking as he reached the door, knocking cautiously
"Si?" The Spaniard called out, confused when he got no response. He got up from his bed, heading to the door to unlock it and peek out, yawning as he did so "Who is i-"
"FELIZ CUMPLEAĆOS" Lance shouted, barging into the mans room
"God, Lancito, I was so scared" Fernando sighed, smiling at the excited teenager in his hotel room "Thank you"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AM I THE FIRST ONE TO SAY IT?" He grabbed the Spaniards shoulders, shaking him back and fourth until he got a response, a simple nod, his smile widened, practically all his teeth showing through his wide grin
"No ones every cared this much about my birthday, Lancito"
"I care!" He jumped up and down slightly, hair shaking all over the place as he spoke, feeling like he was going to explode "I don't have a present- I had no idea what to get you, seriously it was so hard i cried and gave up."
Fernando shook his head, laughing at the boys confession "Is okay, Lancito, this is enough" He reassured him, pulling him into another hug, eyelids heavy as he found himself leaning comfortably in the taller boys arms
"Sleepy?" Lance asked, cocking his head to the side "I already made sure I was the first so I can leave so you can sleep now"
Fernando hummed, laying his head in the crook of the boys neck, his tight grip on the Canadian saying more than enough
"Okay then, I'll stay if you love me that much"
He scoffed, sitting up to shoot Lance a glare "Yeah, yeah, maybe I do want you to go back now"
"Oh, come on!" He frowned, moving his hands together as if he was praying "I came alllll this way" He dragged out his words, knowing Fernando knew they were staying in the same hotel again, Lances room just a few floors away.
"Well, since you traveled this far..." He furrowed his brows, seeming deep in thought before he spoke again "Take your shoes off" Lance did then he was pulled onto the bed, Fernando still keeping a tight grip on the rookie as he pulled up the duvet
"Thank you, birthday boy" Lance muttered, being surrounded by the warmth of the other was quick to make him tired.
"You're welcome, mi sol" Fernando whispered, his fingers twirling the Canadians hair between his pointer and thumb, this was nice, nothing like the first time they'd fallen asleep together when Lance was drunk. They'd gotten closer, it wasn't weird for two coworkers to sleep like this together, it was just two guys as close as possible, ones head on the others chest, the other absentmindedly inhaling his scent as they drifted off to sleep, possibly the best start to a race week ever.
When Fernando woke up it took him a second to register what the weight on his chest was, smiling once he realized who it was.
He turned his head to the side, scanning the boys face as his chest rose and fell. Lps curved slightly with his hair a total mess, Fernando thought he looked gorgeous. He was finally coming to terms with it, Giancarlos' words resonating with him as he admitted to himself that he really did have feelings for the Racing Point driver.
Lance woke up shortly after, whining as he stretched, moving one hand to rub his eyes, the other trapped under Fernando. As his eyes opened he remembered where he was and what day it was "Happy birthday, Nando" He spoke, still slightly groggy.
"Thank you, Lancito" Fernando whispered a response, having to resist the urge to kiss the boys forehead, the position they were in was so intimate to the Spaniard, his heart rate quickening, Lance closing his eyes as he listened.
Fernando had to wake up Lance again, realizing they only had 15 minutes to get dressed and to the paddock
"I'm fast, Nando, jus lemme sleep more" He mumbled, wrapping his arms tighter around the Spaniard
"No, Lancito, we need to go" He hummed, sitting up with the boy "We are going to get in trouble if we don't hurry."
Somehow it worked and now they were walking onto the paddock together, Lance more energized than the last time he woke up late
"I'm so excited!" He smiled, wrapping his arm around Fernandos shoulders as they walked "Quali on your birthday, how do you feel?"
"Birthdays are cursed, Lancito, is no good being excited, always ends bad"
"Oh" Lance frowned, feeling bad for being so excited when Fernando was concerned about his performance
"But," He started, seeing how Lance's demeanor changed "All my other birthdays I didn't have my lucky charm" Fernando added, arm snaking around the Canadians waist, earning a smile out of him
Maybe Fernando was right, birthdays were cursed. Lance qualified 11th which was fine but when he heard Fernando qualified 7th he was shocked seeing as it was the worst he'd done all season.
As soon as he pulled back into the pits he headed to the Renault garage, the engineers now used to his presence.
"He's in his drivers room" One informed the boy, pointing him to the back of the garage "I'm sure he wouldn't mind you going back there
Lance nodded, shooting him a quick thank you as he made his way to the room, knocking on the door with his middle finger "Nando?"
The door opened seconds later, a weak smile on Fernandos face as he saw the rookie
"Hola, Nando"
"Lancito, Hola, do you see what I meant now?" He laughed, stepping back to invite the driver in pink into the room
"I do, I'm sorry, Nando" He frowned, hoping Fernando wasn't going to let this ruin his day
"Is okay, Lancito, sick of thinking about it" Fernando hummed, grabbing his phone from the couch behind him and turning back to Lance "Hungry?"
"Yeah, lemme treat you, Nando" He said, grabbing the Spaniards hand and pulling him out of the room, engineers trying not to stare at the smiley pair
Lance and Nico got to the paddock together, Nico talking about all the things he was gonna force Lance to do with him after the race since they were in Germany
"Then after the castle we could go to the Marienplatz and then-"
"You know theres only 24 hours in a day, right Nico?"
"I'll make it work" He rolled his eyes, patting Lance on the back "Just don't spend all afternoon with your boyfriend"
"Boyfriend?' Lance echoed, almost laughing at the word
"Fernando, it's kinda obvious, Bubu"
"I'm not gay, Nico."
"You aren't?"
"I'm not"
"We'll see about that"
Lance laughed, figuring Nico was joking but the German was dead serious, he knew a gay guy when he saw one (his twink gaydar is very strong) {because he is one}
Lance grabbed his phone quickly, sending Fernando a good luck message before hopping in his car, having not had any time before the race. He pulled onto the grid and found his spot, fingers drumming on his steeringwheel as he waited for the lights to go off, cars finally flying through the track.
They did a formation lap, settling back into their spots now that they'd had a chance to warm the tyres, lights ahead turning on one by one before shutting off, Lance pressing hard on the throttle as he shot forward.
On lap 59 he was in 7th place, Barrichello not far ahead of him. He was confident he could catch up to him if he pushed harder so he did, pushing through turn 8 until his wheel rim failed, sending the rookie spinning through the track and into the grass.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck" He repeated, holding his helmet in his hands as he groaned
"Are you okay, Lance?" Brad asked, waiting patiently for the Canadians response. All he got was a mhm as the boy left the car, slipping his helmet off as the others finished the last 8 laps of the race.
He found his way back to the garage and back to Nico, who had retired before the race had even started after he spun and crashed into the barriers in the warm up lap.
"Some race, huh, Bubu?"
"Yeah, buncha cars on the track" He said sarcastically as only 12 had managed to finish, Fernando ending up in 5th.
"Fernado, Fernando Alonso! How do you feel about another P5 finish?!" He was asked, being bombarded with microphones as he walked
"I do not mind, am too far in the lead of the championship to be worried."
"Do you feel like your friendship with rookie Lance Stroll is contributing to your bad luck recently?"
"What kind of fucking question is that?" He scoffed, tone changing drastically in a matter of seconds
"Is that a yes?"
"Fuck off" He shook his head, not believing what the journalist was suggesting as he sped off, muttering coƱo under his breath as he did so
Lance and the world champion ended up sitting to the side of the garages, Lance kicking his feet as he sat on top of a bunch of plastic boxes, Fernando standing in front of him
"I could've finished right behind you, y'know"
"I do, I was asking about you as we raced, I made my engineer update me every time you overtook someone"
"Are you that obsessed with me?"
"I am" Fernando admitted, Lance laughing at yet another dead serious comment.
Once they ran out of things to talk about fron todays race they changed the topic, talking more about themselves.
"Y'know some pinche pendejo asked if you were bringing me bad luck?"
"Do you not feel like i am?"
"Of course not, you are my good luck charm, just had a bad week, is all"
Lance smiled, nodding as Fernando spoke "Good, I don't think I could give you up because of a little bad luck
"I'd rather lose races than lose you, mi sol" Fernando laughed, leaning on the wall behind him
"You're too sweet, Nando, I'm blushing" He turned away, waving his hand at the Spaniard
They kept talking, unsure how the conversation took a turn to romance
"Have you ever kissed someone, Lancito?"
Lance cringed at the question, wondering if his lack of experience was evident
"I'll take that as a no"
"I'm not sure what you mean, I've kissed so many girls" He said sarcastically, resituating himself on the stack he was using as a seat
"No boys?"
"No one" Lance laughed, looking back at Fernando before continuing "I have no idea how to kiss, all I know is how to race"
"I could teach you" Fernando spoke, the atmosphere changing drastically at the four words, Lance unable to hide the pink flush of his cheeks
"You want to kiss me?"
"If you'd let me."
"Why do you want to kiss me?" His brows furrowed, leaning back slightly as he awaited a response
"You didn't give me a birthday present, you aren't in any position to deny me of this" He frowned jokingly, not expecting Lance to nod and lean forward
"Then kiss me before i change my mind" And with that Fernandos lips were on his, hands on either side of the boys face as he followed along, copying whatever the shorter man was doing
As the kiss continued he moved his hands down his sides, squeezing as he reached the boys waist, pulling their cores together as he listened to Lance's heavy breathing, smile on his face as soon as their lips parted
"I didn't realize how hard it would be to breathe" Lance laughed, covering his face in order to hide how red he was.
"It'll get easier with practice, niƱo"
Lance moved his hands, pushing Fernando softly as he heard the word "You can't call me that after you just kissed me, weirdo!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I won't joke anymore, mi sol." The Spaniard laughed, hands settling back on his hips as he moved closer "You're good at kissing for someone who's never done it before"
"I was just copying you" He muttered, nervous with how close their faces were, his eyes being the ones to linger to the mans lips this time
"If you want to kiss me again you can" Fernando whispered, smiling at the immediate feeling of the Canadians lips on his. It was nice, this, the reality of Fernando being the first to be close to him like this, the first lips to ever be on his.
They stayed there for a while, a flustered Lance refusing to look Fernando in the eyes until they headed back to their hotel.
Fernando kissed the corner of the boys mouth in the elevator before they parted ways, both going back to their seperate hotel rooms, Fernando practically exploding with excitement on his way back as Lance's mind began to fill with guilt, his beliefs turning such a sweet moment bitter now that he was left alone with them.
#boom#and we're done#and not spell checked#THEY DID IT GUYS#THEY SMOOCHED#SMOOCHIED#MWAH#MMMMWAH#theyre cute arent they#i think theyre cute#my fav newly 26 year old#and his cute (almost) boyfriend#f1#formula 1#lance stroll#fernando alonso#aston martin#strollonso#ls18#fa14#1418#renault#racing point#ff#au#rpf#fanfic#real person fiction#alternate universe#first kiss au
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CREPIC KANAJABAKNAAN
Anyway.
I like to think that, randomly, while they're in the same room together, epic often just suddenly starts audibly purring.
No contexts, no clear reason why, he himself doesn't even react to it or cross's questioning look, he just carries on with what he's doing.
Up until cross asks him why he's purring. Did something good happen? Are you watching a show, did you order food?
And epic just smiles and replies that, no, not really,
"i just like being around you."
And cross just kinda.. malfunctions, like..
",,o,,oh"
#crepic#CREPIC#I fucking love them oh my God#undertale multiverse#cross sans#utmv#cross#epic#epictale sans#xtale sans#they are The moment your honour#notice how i said Audibly?#yeah#that motherfucker is almost Always purring in cross's general proximity#sometimes even at the thought of him#it's so cute#he just loves his boyfriend husband queerplatonic partner best friend so much
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hualian would really be so fucking insufferable if you had to hang out with them. someone bumps into xl's shoulder and hc has to be physically restrained while xl talks him down like he's gentle parenting a little cornchip dog that likes to chew on shoes instead of a feral wolverine with a sexual fetish for killing anyone that's mean to it's boyfriend.
and this happens every time you guys go out for coffee.
#tgcf#hualian#and if you ask XL to not bring his feral boyfriend to the lunch date XL is chill but seems oblivious as to why.#(bc he thinks hc's guard dog isms are cute)#and HC will try to kill you with his mind next time he sees you.#so it's just net loss.#every one of xl's friends love him enough to tolerate hc#and i think that's a love almost as strong as hc's
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honestly feel like ive got no real friends
#my best friend#who is like the person i ask when i wanna go somewhere or do something or if i want advice or just wanna have a fun time#and who makes me feel like my fucking best self even though she can be a little mean sometimes#is moving to fucking france#land of the fucking pretentious whores#and i dont know who tf im gonna hang out with for the next year until she comes back#other than my fucking boyfriend and his fucking guy friends#who probably only fucking like me cus they think im cute or some shit i dont fucking know#and im so fucking lonely at school cuz i dont have a best friend in ib and i dont fucking like anyone#and everyone i like is like in a fucking best friend duo#including my fucking boyfriend#and i end late every day almost and i will fail math and i wanna quit dance
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whatever the hell richard and jan got going on is boyfriends as hell like um ā¦ā¦ā¦ i know gay people when i see em!
#im almost done with the amsterdam episode and they r being so cutie#like when the whole team is arguing about where to eat and theyāre just screaming at each other#and when jan taps on richardās knee all teasing and cute & richard with a straight face and a french accent is like āi am not kidding! šā#its giving boyfriends#everything they do gives boyfriends lbr#the janchard (? is that the ship name) brainrot is heavy tonight#theyāre so silly together : (#and the dynamic is so good#i feel like richard needs an honest dutch man to keep up with his french ass!#and i love how almost every scene of the team has the two of them goofing off together in the background#esp in season 3#its so cute itās so sweet#i need more content for them#pls#pls pls pls#ted lasso#jan maas#richard montlaur#jan x richard#janchard#<- aka gay european people are real!
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Happy Halloween!
#this was almost late aksnwjsns#I know vampire and werewolf tropes are over done but come on#they look so cute#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kusuru#shuake#akeshu#persona 5#vās art#Alt title my sister so helpfully provided: Alpha WEREWOLF(š¤Æ) Akechi with his hot(ā¼ļøā¼ļø) vampire boyfriend joker.. Gacha Mini Movie. 30 mins#I would watch it
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was watching this vod and this outfit...
#goddamn did he really nail late 2010s#his haircut looks so good#scruff on point#cuorduroy jacket so cute#the only dings he gets are the sandals and the cartier ring#the sandals are self explanatory#and i will always think wearing cartier jewelry is so cringe#the ring looks really good on him and especially with the outfit#but wearing cartier jewelry is just soā¦ ugh#itās like wearing a gucci belt#itās like the walmart of designer#(said by someone whose wardrobe is almost entirely from walmart)#but itās the la boy/upper middle class aesthetic you gotta look like you have it like that and nobody's gonna know it's designer if they#cant see the stamp#and the ring and the sandals are the touch of boy you are so from la in this fit for me. the whole thing is pretty la but you get it#so. i miss him wearing fits like this he looks so good if a little too clean but still good. good clean. hipster boyfriend machine#smooch#barbie doll
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Love to torment my sister's do-nothing boyfriend. easiest method is simply doing things to reinforce his belief that my cat is actually my familiar (he is genuinely superstitious to this degree). this is easy for me because my cat is very responsive and easily trained. our recent accomplishment? she is meowing and i say "Cashmere, inside voices" and she pauses and then takes up meowing again...but quieter. Saw my sister's boyfriend struggling really hard not to immediately "call me out" in front of my sister.
#my sister is tired of her boyfriend trying to 'prove' that i'm capable of using magic to curse him#also it's not really a cute fun little 'teehee i'll trick him into thinking i can do magic and have a cool cat familiar'#and more I actively hate this guy#and he truly believes that you can't train cats to do anything beyond using a litterbox#he's also one of those guys who watches sketchy documentaries and weird podcasts and believes weird conspiracy shit#and also like just random stupid shit#the dumbest i've heard so far is that if you have glasses you should stop wearing them#so that your eyes can 'fix themselves'#not sure if there's like some alternative homeopathic bullshit he thinks you should do on top of that#but yeah my astigmatism is not gonna correct itself if i stop wearing my glasses dumbass#there's more but i think you get what i'm working with#all i need to do is teach my cat some simple tricks like 'lower your volume on my signal' and 'go where i point'#and he will start quietly (my sister will not be amused if he brings this up again) flipping his shit#like i'm lucky my cat is really responsive and trainable too. i've taught my cats simple tricks in the past#but i'm more motivated now that i have a purpose for it (riling up my sister's shitty boyfriend)#he just gets so frustrated because he wants to call me out so bad + he knows i'm 'being obvious' on purpose because no one will believe him#and it's true. he'll sound crazy if he tries to convince anyone i'm an actual witchāsorry tumblr witches but i do not believe in witchcraft#and i like to emphasize this by openly saying things to my sister like#'haha almost slept in this morning because Cashmere turned off my alarm so we could cuddle longer'#i previously explained to my sister that she figured out that if she smacks the thing making noise it will stop#so these statements are traps. if he brings up the familiar/witch shit my sister will chew him out#because she already got the 'haha my cat smacks my noisy phone to make it stop' explanation#so him saying 'obviously this is black magic' is not gonna go well for him
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Jabber being thee most boyfriend . Of all time.
#jabber#okay actually heās not that good at it but darn if he isnāt sweet as pie at his core!!!!#I feel like heās one of thoseā¦ almost little brotherly boyfriends idk#he def shadow boxes you and then gets pouty when u swat at him#clingy asf#also doesnāt gaf abt like ā¦ what is it#you make him a cute desert and he doesnāt care that itās cute LOL you know?#he just wants it bc itās for HIM#heās so silly heās a goofball heās annoying#caitie blabs#gk
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I have this idea for the Parent/Teacher AU!
So Thena and Gilgamesh have been together for quite some while now and spent a lot of time at each others places with Druig. Gilgamesh takes care of Druig like a dad! So one day Druig calls him āmister dadā on accident and you can decide how they react! Just a sweet, soft moment!
(*whispering* happy belated, Butterfly š¦ā¤ļø)
"Okay, buddy, ready to go?" Gil asked as he packed up his bag, ready to leave with Druig in tow. Thena was getting off work a little early, but she had told Gil that if she wasn't there by pick up time, to simply come meet her at her ongoing shoot.
"Almost!"
Gil shook his head with a grin, fixing the strap of his satchel on his shoulder. He walked over to the reading corner, where Druig was procrastinating (like always). "Don't you wanna go see Mum, pal? We can pick her up from work, and then I'm making spaghetti for dinner."
Druig sighed, closing his book and getting up from his position of lying on the floor. "Okay, Mister Dad."
Gil looked at Druig, who stared right back at him. Gil made sure to keep his face neutral, though. He wanted to see what big feelings Druig might be having over what had just happened, and the last thing he wanted to do was make the kid feel like he'd done something wrong.
Druig hugged the book to his little body, doing his little stomping dance of anxiety. "I-I'm sorry."
"It's okay," Gil was quick to reassure the boy, dropping his bag and kneeling before him. "I'm not mad, Druig."
He looked at Gil, though, as if trying to see if it was a lie and by how much.
"Here," Gil sighed, sitting down completely and settling in for a good talk. "Can we talk about it?"
Druig, recognising the body language of when a calm, safe discussion was about to be had, automatically followed his lead.
"Now," Gil patted his knees, looking at the boy in front of him.
He and Thena had been together a few months already, and were playing things by ear on how to proceed with Druig. They had explained that they were 'special' friends, and that they would be spending some time together. Thena kept a close eye on how Druig was feeling at all times, but he had shown no resistance to any changes in their relationship from his perspective.
Gil was still his teacher, but also spent a lot of time at their house, just not specifically to play with Druig (to his occasional annoyance).
Gil didn't want any pressure to be put on Thena or Druig, though. Kro was technically still Druig's father, no matter how seldom he was in the picture. And Gil was happy with however they chose to include him things as they desired.
"It was an accident," Druig mumbled out, still looking embarrassed as he crossed his legs, poking the part of his sneakers that could light up in the dark. He was getting a little better with his 'a's and 'an's.
"I know, and that's okay," Gil nodded, watching the kid closely. "How did you feel when you said it?"
Druig squirmed a little.
"It's okay to feel embarrassed," Gil said gently, to which Druig nodded. Gil leaned his elbows on his knees, "can you name another feeling?--or something you thought?"
Druig exhaled, unfolding a little bit. Gil couldn't help but smile; he really was the spitting image of Thena, if not in looks then behaviour. "Will Mum be mad?"
Gil gave Druig a smile, "you can ask her. But I don't think she'll be mad. Are you worried she will be?"
Druig looks down at his feet again. "Dad'll be."
That made sense. Not that Druig was worried about what his father would think, but that he was anxious about the temper his father had. Thena had done her best to keep him protected from it, but clearly Druig wasn't ignorant to it.
Gil sighed. This was a delicate situation, and certainly there were going to have to be some discussions about it. But he always felt strongly that he didn't believe in lying to the kids unless it was for a greater good. "How about this?"
Druig perked up.
"We'll tell you mom, and we can talk about how we all feel about it," Gil suggested gently, to which Druig still seemed resistant, "but you don't have to tell your Dad if you don't want to. If we have to tell him, then you can let Mum and me worry about it, okay?"
Druig pursed his lips (also a Thena habit). "What if he yells at 'er?"
Gil drew in a breath, still trying to keep his face neutral. "I promise I won't let him, okay? We can talk about it nicely, like grownups."
"Okay."
Gil tilted his head at Druig's resignation. He didn't seem to feel any better about the situation. "Is there anything else you wanna talk about?"
Druig eyed Gil, coming off as much older than his mere six years. He picked at his shoelaces. "Would it hurt Dad's feelin's?--if I called you Mister Dad?"
Such a sensitive kid. Gil considered what to tell the little old soul. He was glad that he had reservations about hurting others' feelings, even if it was for a father who didn't necessarily deserve his consideration. "Well, I don't know, Druig. It's nice that you don't want to hurt his feelings, though."
Having it phrased back to him actually seemed to make him less inclined to be. He frowned, desperately trying to sort out his young feelings and put them into words. "Is...you're not mad?"
"I'm not mad," Gil smiled.
"Not at me?"
"I'm not mad at you."
"Or Mum?"
"I'm not mad at Mum."
Druig accepted the truths given, filing away the new information.
"Druig," Gil scooted a little closer.
He could have guessed this might arise. He and Thena had no way of spending their time together completely away from Druig's attention. Neither of them had any intention of lying to him, and it wasn't as if Gil was a stranger to Druig before their relationship began, anyway.
He was quickly becoming one of the most prominent presences in Druig's life, alongside Phastos and Ben. Ajak and Thena were already like a co-parenting dream team with how sewn together their kids were.
Kro was probably - understandably - far from Druig's mind when he thought about his family and who comprised it.
"When we're in school, everyone calls me Mister Gil, because those are the rules, right?" Gil proposed, to which Druig nodded. "You call Uncle Phastos Mister Stoss, don't you?"
He nodded again.
"But, when we're at home, or out spending time together," Gil offered a gentle smile, something in his chest aching, "it's okay with me if you want to call me Mister Dad."
Druig, no matter how much he had learned to be hard to read from his mother, was still a 6 year old. And the smile that came over him lit the whole classroom.
Gil felt his chest tighten. Past his degree in child psychology, and his teaching certifications, and his experience as an educator--even past his fondness for Druig as his student, he loved this kid. His attempts to intellectualise his way around the feeling always ended up with him just adoring the sweet little boy who seemed so much like his mother.
Gil blinked as Druig ran over to him, receiving the boy in a hug that was almost alarmingly out of character for him. Druig wasn't affectionate by nature, and only Thena and Makkari were ever on the receiving end of hugs from him.
But Gil ruffled Druig's hair, letting him bury his face in the arm of his sweater.
"Everything okay?"
Gil smiled as Thena knelt down next to them. Druig didn't even look up, immediately moving from Gil's embrace to his mother's. She curled around her son instinctively, cradling him against her and kissing his hair. Gil met her eyes, "we're okay. Talking about some big feelings."
Thena nodded; that meant that they would have plenty more to talk about later. She ruffled Druig's hair, "are you ready to go home, Darling?"
He nodded, rubbing his teary eyes and runny nose all over her nice blouse.
"Okay," she just smiled, letting him make as much of a mess of her as he wanted. She stood, holding Druig to her as Gil picked up his bag and collected Druig's backpack and jacket. "Mister Gil is going to make spaghetti, Darling. Does that sound good?"
"Yes."
At least it was something, and even just the one word was enough to comfort Thena. She looked up at Gil, who leaned in to kiss her cheek. "How was your day?"
"Nothing we couldn't handle," he assured her, his free hand naturally finding the small of her back as they made their way out of the building to his car.
"Mum?"
"Yes, Darling?" Thena looked at Druig, brushing away some tears from his eyes.
"Can Mister Dad read me a story tonight?"
Thena looked up at Gil with wide eyes, but he just nodded. This was what they were going to have to talk about more later. Later, because this was not the time nor the environment in which to try it. She ran her fingers through Druig's hair, "if you like, Darling, of course he can."
"M'kay."
Gil gave Thena a smile and a shrug. He really was fine with it, maybe even further endeared to them. Thena blushed faintly; not only did they have to talk about this as Druig's mother and teacher, but also what it meant in the context of their relationship.
"Mum?"
"Yes, Darling?"
"Is Mister Dad gonna sleepover again?"
Thena's blush doubled, although she buried it against the top of Druig's head. "Let's just get through dinner first, okay, Love?"
#Teach Me to Love AU#for our dear Butterfly#because I missed her birthday at first#and she had this super cute idea#and I think it makes sense#that Gil is like a dad to Druig#certainly more than Kro is and ever was#and I really do think that as Druig gets older#and people are like what's up with your mom's boyfriend?#first of all he's like mind your fucking business#take my mother's name out of your goddamn mouth#but he's like I dunno Gil's...Gil#he's been there for almost as long as he can remember#teenage Druig calls Gil Pops and I will die on this hill#Thena and Gil and Ajak and Phastos and Ben are all a co-parenting A team#and Kro...sometimes calls#I really think Druig will get to a point at which he refuses to speak to his father#don't get me wrong#I'm a child of adoption so blood relations have never meant anything to me#but I am a firm believer in found family
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#bulk chattering on about āsomething and Jason being overcome with the overwhelming urge to kiss him a lot#because wtf his boyfriend is so cute what the fck#also I need yāall to know that I originally patterned out Jasonās plaid completely on the wrong layer#and I almost died#jason lee scott#farkas bulkmeier#jason lee scott x farkas bulk bulkmeier#bulk x Jason#power rangers#mighty morphin power rangers#digital art#ipad art#fanart#sunflowerpirateart
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itās been like 3 hours since i got home from the field trip and i already miss my friends this is horrible actually
#yesterday + today was SO FUN i still canāt believe most of it was real#we went to like this 3 star resort and it was so so pretty and we gor what were basically all connecting rooms in a huge villa and rented#bikes and rode a buggy around the grounds and went to the mini chinatown there and stayed up all night and snuck out at 2 am for a walk#and watched my friend (lovingly) annoy her boyfriend over the landline and hung out at tbe rooftop in the middle of the night and almost#got caught by teachers at least fifteen times i quite literally had the time of my life <3#also remember that guy that made me miserable and happy for the longest time. he bought a guinea pig from the gift shop (???) and named it#juliet bc his dogās name is romeo and he fell asleep with it on the bus ride home and it was kinda really cute. sorry#ANYWAY! donāt pull all nighters after walking up hills for an entire day kids! you and your legs will regret it!
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also idk if anyone gives a shit about my usual roommate oversharing but I got news!! roommate's boyfriend broke up with her
#this is not about the ex/almost boyfriend situation this is about the other roommate's actual boyfried#the og roommate's boyfriend (whom i hate)#they were already on a sort of break (started by her) because of some problems that have been building up these last couple of weeks#and today she invited him in to Talk (because they needed to sort this stuff out before some Big Events that are coming up)#and he came with his mind already made and said a lot of stuff and this and that and thats it theyre done#which i wouldn't have been so happy about a while ago because they used to be cute and happy together#but lately everytime she comes home after seeing him she's just tired. like emotionally#and lately theyve been trying to change each other in this and that aspect and it's been just tense and unsatisfying for everyone#so overall it's for the best
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nerd!choso who is so unknown at school that people go, āwho?ā when heās mentioned. youāre pretty sure that only five people knew who he even was.
nerd!choso who is most definitely the president of some club like chess or dead poets society. he saw you at the club fair and fell in love
he thinks he went to heaven when you approach his table at club rush. yuji, although not in chess, was helping choso recruit people since his poor brother was too shy to talk to anyone. you go up to your friend yuji, making small talk with him.
āiāve never played chess, yujiā, you giggled
āmy brother can teach you!ā
you glanced over at choso, not even noticing him at first. he was.. pretty. not pretty as in a way your friends would giggle at you when they saw you in a new outfit, not pretty as in the comments you got under your instagram post, but he was a natural beauty.
yuji had to snap you out of it. of course he noticed though, the way you two looked at each other.
nerd!choso who teaches you how to play chess, not letting the two other members of the small club play with you.
nerd!choso who helps you study, helps you carry textbooks, and helps you with midterms and any exams you have.
nerd!choso who has a nosebleed when you give him a small peck on the cheek when he finally confesses to you after months of pining for you.
you two had been studying in his dorm, comfortable with each other as your head was leaning against his shoulder as you two relished in each otherās presence.
āi like you.ā
āoh! i like you tāā
āno. i like you.ā
you turn to him. a small smile creeping onto your face. you didnāt say anything, only pressing a short kiss on his cheek. he immediately freezes up, his hands turning clammy and sweaty.
āiāuh..ā
then, a trickle of blood comes from his nose, dripping onto his cupidās bow.
āoh my god, cho!ā, you gasped as you jump up, running to grab a tissue from his nightstand where he also kept a picture of you two and a bottle of lotion
you leaned in, wiping his nose attentively. as you chide and nurse him while mumbling, choso canāt help but stare down to take a peep at your tank top. he could see the valley of your boobs and the top of your bra. he choked, letting out a startled gasp before his eyes rolled to the back of his head.
he knocked out cold on the spot
nerd!choso who keeps a special picture of you in his wallet. heāll be at his chess club meetings, at lectures, out with his family, and he keeps a hand on his wallet, knowing youāre in there.
the picture was a polaroid he took with your camera, your eyes were just out of frame but he could see a portion of your fucked out face, his cum dripping from your mouth and splattered on your cheeks. you were completely naked and sprawled out on his bed in his childhood home
it was almost funny how a hot goddess of a girl was naked, covered in his cum, and sprawled out, pussy on display on his old lego ninjago bedsheets.
nerd!choso who dedicates every single one of his orgasms to you. if you were with him, heād find a way to cum inside you. in your mouth or your pussy, heās find a way inside. of course, heād also opt for cumming on your tits or on your face, he wasnāt greedy. but what he really wants, is to cum inside your cute little ass! heās too shy to ask, of course, but the day would come eventually
if you werenāt here though, heād pull up his personal secret album for you, filled photos and videos with shots of under your skirt, through the crack of your bedroom, from your window, when you just walking around with a tank top. he loved it all.
but his favorites were videos youād allowed him to take while he was fucking you from the back or in missionary. he loved watching them on repeat, never getting bored of them. after a while, he gained the courage to show you as well.
you checked your phone to see a notification from your boyfriend and gasped when you opened it.
it was an image of the picture he kept of you beside his bed, covered in his semen. in the corner of the photo was his hand wrapped around his throbbing cock.
āi miss you š¤ā
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