The Patchy × Bakugou agenda is on the lunch menu for me today. Because I'm an instigator.
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Thinking about the way Bakugou loiters when he’s ready to go to bed, but you aren’t biting yet. Maybe you’re writing, still, curled up on the couch. Or maybe you’re watching a movie that he chose not to, because he’s “tired," and let’s face it, hoped that if he said no and went to bed, you might just follow along (which you didn’t lol.) It’s so pathetic and romantic how bf!Bakugou just really doesn’t want to go to bed without you, ever. And he’s so pouty when he’s sleepy, slowly getting needier as the minutes pass.
This giant, formidable-to-the-public man, pacing in and out of the living room like a toddler waiting for his treat; peering at you from over his shoulder to see if you’re looking back (which you’re not lol.) You know exactly what’s happening. He’s just upset that you didn’t feed into his plan. You didn’t want to go to bed yet! And if he does, he can go without you. Right? But Bakugou isn’t one to give up.
So, it goes on like that, for like fifteen minutes. Him, trying to get your attention, walking in and out of the kitchen several times, and returning with nothing. Moving things around. Mumbling. Each time he emerges from your shared bedroom, shuffling his feet, you can feel him watching your face for a reaction, and stifle your silent giggle until he’s walked too far past you to see.
“Katsuki?” Your peer over the top of your laptop screen, the corner of your mouth pulled up.
“What, woman?” But there’s very little audible complaint. His grumble sounds hopeful, even.
“Thought you said you were going to bed? 30 minutes ago?”
He huffs, blushing in the light of the fridge door that he swings shut, again, without retrieving anything.
“Whatever.”
He doesn’t admit to what he’s waiting for. And when you don’t offer it, he stalks off into the bedroom, louder and more purposeful than the times before.
It’s not until another 15 minutes later that you hear the creak of door hinges, and the soft thudding of your giant boyfriend who stops underneath the archway, pillow clutched to his chest, and a miserable look on his face.
“Hey, brat,” he grumbles, “could you stop torturing me now?”
“It’s not my fault you can’t sleep without me, Katsuki” The way you hang onto the ‘s’ for just a second, playfully, does it in for him.
“Shuddup,” he growls, tuning out your complaints as he comes to hoist you over his shoulder and carry you to bed. “Stop yer whinin’.”
Even in his tired state, he's grinning wickedly at how cute your soft little hands feel beating at his massively muscled shoulder. You plead a case that falls on selfish ears.
Once he’s finally got you tucked underneath him, squirming helplessly with your limbs half-heartedly pinned down by his own, all is right again in the world for Bakugou Katsuki. Your stubborn, insolent, sleepy baby of a boyfriend who nips and coos at you in attempt to pacify your ongoing complaints.
“You know I can’t sleep this early in this heat, Katsu!” Your voice has softened slightly from its playful edge. He can feel the win coming. You press your thighs together, and every now and then, amidst your adorable display of struggle, let your hips buck into his.
“I’ll put yah to sleep, darlin’, don’t worry.”
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Stop enabling my frustrating crush on him Gracie! 😠 I don't like that I like him and you keep putting him in these endearing situations and it ain't HELPING! 😠
But no.... you are correct. It would take a long while before Bakugou even gets used to sleeping next to someone, he so finely tuned his sleep that adding some lent itself to weeks of adjustment. But now that he's used to it it's a fair assumption that he can't get any sleep without his partner as a teddy bear.
And no, he will not compromise. 😒
You could relent and start going to bed at 8:00 pm like the loser he is and snuggle with him, on your phone as he pins you to the mattress to use you as a pillow. But the man will start to get grumpy cause the light of your phone makes it hard for him to sleep! He'll complain and tell you to 'turn that shit off, it's not good for your eyes!' as a way to try and make it seem like it's for YOUR benefit which maybe but shush not the point
And god forbid you sass him! Telling him that it's too early for you to sleep, and that he's lucky that he even has you in bed right now! He'll take your phone and keep it in his hand under the pillow. You can try and fight him, to take it out of his grip, but no dice.
And no matter what, any fight you put up will result in his libido going because he's such a hound dog. So yes. He will tire you out one way or another and I hate it so much 😒
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