#and he's built like a brick

[snarkyship]

The Bakusquad is well equipped

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

military training

[catmask]

would love to be a cool stoic guy. unfortunately i never shut up

[noisyghost]

my opinion on halsin is that he should actually be a bear and i have to do everything myself.

[jewelsli]

Another Shazam Drawing

This one is a more complete piece, what do you think?

[diadotcom]

bradley rooster bradshaw cow

[echo-coyote]

YOU DRAW VADER AS A SQAURE!!!! I LOVE IT ASADFGHJKLXAERSTRCDYTVUFYBIGUONHI

The Galaxy’s Most Menacing Square!

[mintedwitcher]

I saw someone refer to s7 Buck as a twink and I think my entire brain rebooted for a minute what

[oh-dameron]

Lan Xichen and Qin Su had quite a bit in common when it came to Jin Guangyao:

- First met JGY when they were in peril and he came to the rescue,

- Notably kind, beautiful, and good-natured,

- Did not place value on his origin or look down on him for his mother's profession,

- Were vocal in their support of him socially.

Which makes me think that we were robbed of maybe the greatest potential JGY partnership: Wen Ning.

Wen Ning: so ride-or-die that actually dying did not stop him from continuing to be ride-or-die. Wen Ning, presumably in quite the tenuous situation in Nightless City after the Jiang heir disappeared under suspicious circumstances, right when Meng Yao was working is way into Wen Ruohan's inner circle. Wen Ning, the sweetest cinnamon roll.

Slight canon divergence where Wen Qing missed one single opportunity to send Wen Ning out of Nightless City for a while, Wen Ning gets into juuust enough trouble, Meng Yao has the keys to the cell... one flash of Wen Ning's bambi eyes and he would have been a goner.

[rabbitprincessthief]

gog i still can't get over minish cap vaati's Everything. He is So Fucking Stupid (affectionate)

Like. This guy's establishing character moment is, in order:

he's introduced as having won an entire tournament to get to touch a magic chest and get a cool sword, which was the prize for said tournament

turns around and does a goddamn evil soliloquy TEN FEET AWAY FROM THE GUARDS who were about to hand him his macguffin on a platter

(like this man fucks up his own horribly planned daylight heist because he cannot keep a lid on the dramatics for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES, IN PUBLIC)

(THE BAR WAS ON THE FLOOR VAATI, FUCKING GANONDORF PLAYS THE PIPE ORGAN FOR HIS OWN BOSS INTRO AND HE STILL KNOWS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT)

proceeds to fight the guards (it is, admittedly, a curbstomp for him, but it still clearly wasn't his plan, because otherwise why bother with the tournament)

gloats evilly

opens chest, unleashing a whole bunch of monsters

exposits out loud about Zelda's powers like a nerd while she is actively charging up her magic powers to kick his ass

RECOGNIZES and IDENTIFIES said magic as the special power carried by the female royal line

completely fails to recognize it as the light force he is currently trying to get his hands on (he spends like 99% of the game not figuring this out.)

petrifies her

(i have no idea if link could have deflected this spell if he had managed to get the right angle with his shield but i like to think somewhere there is a very short and very funny alternate timeline where it happens)

(more importantly: no part of vaati's original presumed plan would have involved doing this. he 100% created this situation for himself by being an dramatic idiot and picking a fight for no good reason.)

looks in the chest

there's no light force

considering his stated goals he might be as confused as you are about the monsters tbh

uhhh

evil laugh

teleports the fuck out

He then proceeds to spend the rest of the game trying to figure out where the light force is and ends up having to wait for Ezlo and Link to figure it out first because he was, as far as I can tell, GENUINELY stuck on this part. He fucking kidnaps and impersonates the King, not for access to Zelda, but to… send guards to go look for the Light Force, presumably because he was either running out of ideas or genuinely thought that would work.

None of the guards even had any idea what he was talking about. He's not even good at impersonating the King. He's already sent like twenty people to the dungeon by the time you get there and it hasn't even been a week. Somehow the game spins this as a cunning plan and clever manipulation or something.

(Meanwhile the guards are just. Poking around in random bushes and shit hoping to find the light force. One of them asks you what you think it might look like.)

Zelda is literally right next to the throne and Vaati does not figure it out until you find an actual honest-to-goodness LORE TABLET spelling out that the Light Force is Stored in the Zelda, at which point he's like "ahahaha you've done my work for me this was definitely my plan all along" and takes over the castle and throws a bunch of monsters at you to stall for time while he figures out how to extract the force from her. Somehow he still doesn't think to actually lock the fucking door.

[immediatebreakfast]

The idea of Van Helsing not only attending the same university as Henry Jekyll, and Hastie Lanyon, but also being good friends with them is something that is so wild, so scary, yet so funny to me.

Because there is the very real possibility of Van Helsing contacting Jekyll, and simply telling him his theories regarding Lucy's supernatural condition. Since on J&H it's established that Jekyll does believe in the supernatural, but you know in a very mad science way.

I can't even imagine the kind of gothic disaster that could happen if doctor Henry "morality can be a mask if you try!" Jekyll went to the Westenra household with Van Helsing as "help" for Lucy.

[sugarbear2001]

Their size difference makes my brain go brrrr

[the-no-name-of-nowhere]

Idea on how Alastor met toon/cockroach Vox.

Imagine Alastor, bored out of his mind on day, hearing rumors about a sinner that had recently fallen making an image for himself.

People have said that this sinner is a towering monster that can move at incredible speeds and can lift things 2x his size. There’s even speak of him having the ability to warp reality at his will and being able to conquer things out of thin air, despite not being an overlord.

Which his interest peaked, and having not much to lose, Alastor decided to go and see if can find this demon. (What he’d do after? Who knows. He’d either fight him, make him an ally, see he can make a deal with him, or have him for a meal. Anyway it goes, it will be fun.) So, he headed over to where said demon was know to be spotted often.

But nothing looked to be out of the ordinary. It didn’t seem like someone was trying to take over the area or anything “reality warping” was going on. Though, Alastor is not one to be easily discouraged, so he continued with his search.

While walking by an alleyway, he heard something banging around inside of the dumpster in it. Curiosity got the best of him, and he went to see what it was. What he found was a small sinner with a picture box for a head trapped inside it.

Before he could get a word in edge wise, the little demon started to talk a mile a minute, complaining about these “dumbass demons” and how they “don’t knowing how good some of these parts are” before running off to god knows where; without acknowledging Alastor’s presence.

He decided to call it quits for today and try again tomorrow.

For the next week, Alastor kept going back to that area, hoping to finally the person everyone was talking about. But his searches always ended in vain. Instead, he kept running into the picture box headed; Vox, he learned his name was, from before.

He found Vox quite interesting. From his hyper personality to his rambles about his interests. He even learned that Vox was bit of an inventor, and that’s he was in the dumpster when they met, he was scavenging for parts. All in all, he was fun to have around for a drink or two.

Alastor never did find demon those rumors followed, but they were probably just that, rumors.

It wasn’t until one day, while out on a walk, he comes across Vox being mugged by a trio of sinners.

He was just about to help–you can never have too many favors in your back pocket, you know?–when the most unexpected thing happened.

As the leader of the trio was about to shoot Vox, the little sinner stuck his finger into the chamber of the gun and, instead of losing his finger, the bullet shot out the back of the gun and into the leader’s head.

This stunned everyone, including Alastor, with Vox ample time to take toy with them before killing them.

While mad little display, something occurred to Alastor. That Vox, the man who sometimes needs help getting on top of barstools, the man who willingly roots through garbage just to get some parts for his latest gizmo, was the one he was looking for.

Now, as Vox takes out the last sinner standing with a birthday cake using sticks of dynamite for candles, Alastor believes he found something truly entertaining in a long while.

[evans-endeavors]

SPIDOZER

Robert "Robbie" Gallagher | he/him | 28 | Earth-6995

Blue collar worker bitten by a radioactive spider when working with Damage Control cleaning up after super hero/villain conflicts. His villains are corporations, and he fights for unions, worker's rights/safety, and corporate accountability.

always has statistics on concussions in his back pocket and rags on other spideys for not wearing hard hats/helmets

"you know what dastardly villain we ALL face? Head trauma."

[crocuta1]

I drew Poptart as an idol for the funsies

I think his regular inkling name would be Rocky lol

Ough poptart you menace.... love himnnn

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Mix up manhattan au

After the hit that’s as heathers the musical set up by mix up manhattan Jason didn’t really think much on if he wanted to act again.

Sure, there was that quick stint of Noel’s Lament for charity but honestly he feels like it would be a lost cause to try and play another role because apparently he was a little too good at being JD.

“That’s bullshit, man. Like of course you’re going to act good, you were one of the main leads!”

Danny scoffed as gestured with a fry,

“An actor that can actually act. It’s not like you’re going to actually blow up a school.”

“That’s what I’ve been saying! You know they’ve been trying to send me back to therapy? Like gee, thanks for the vote of confidence.”

Jasob sighed as slouched over the linoleum table.

“You know, I hate that I fucking get it in a way y’know? Like I have a shady past, and maybe my temper spikes a bit more than the average guy but that shit’s in the past! I thought thought it was at least…”

“You were built for the role dude, there’s a reason you got casted. It’s probably just because it hit a little close to home.”

“Well I wish it didn’t.”

Danny hummed as he took a sip of his shake.

“You know.. there might be an easy fix for this.”

“What are you thinking about now?”

“I’m just saying how for sure are you that you don’t want to do another audition?”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tim blinked.

And blinked again.

He rubbed his eyes until they were raw,

Nope.

No change.

“What the fuck are you doingJason?”

Jason for his part raised an eyebrow in the mirror as he continued to try to adjust his skirt.

“What does it look like I’m doing? Dressing up.”

“I-but-“

“Ah, Master Jason, how are the adjustments feeling now?”

Jason gave a grin as he grabbed a pile of clothing from the couch.

“A lot less like I’m going to flash everyone during a twirl. Thanks Alfie your a life saver.”

“Your very welcome dear do give me updates on how it goes.”

Jason gave a little twirl and a finger gun before leaving the living room.

Alfred held back a chuckle as he looked to his other grandson.

“Is there something you need to say Master Tim?”

“I-uh- The pink cardigan looked good?”

“Indeed, I do hope they do not accidentally stain it.”

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That week at the theater signs we’re out out for Hairspray the musical.