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amen this, amrit that, yadda yadda yadda, but yall are forgetting the real red flag li:
brian fucking baker
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He keeps doing this I’m gonna cry
#also can I just say this was SO sweet from grian and gems pov#gem saying ‘he’s really pathetic. but he’s a good teammate’#and then skizz and mumbo suggesting they kill joel and gem immediately jumps to his defense and calling him ‘our idiot’#and grian joining as well defending him when skizz and mumbo got mad at Joel constantly killing them#meanwhile Joel - completely unaware this is happening - talks about how he feels the need to protect them while they’re in spectator#IM GONNA CRY. THEY MAKE ME SO SICK#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#grian#geminitay#wild life spoilers#wild life#wild life smp#trafficblr
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Bonus:
#My art#One Piece#Nico Robin#Sir Crocodile#Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD#According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life#They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay#But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world#This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER#You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized#Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao#She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭
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Unstoppable villain, meet immovable agent of friendship!
I was wondering in what circumstances Charlie would just OFFER her soul to Al.
And he would short circuit as all his manipulation plans become unnecessary.
Cause Charlie cares about her friends and if they need help she won’t hesitate.
#grey art#fan art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel comic#charlie morningstar#Alastor#hazbin alastor#the radio demon#he is so pathetic I don’t think he realises that#buddy you know what shows true strength???#being vulnerable#you are emotionally weaker than a puppy!#I love him so dearly#also Charlie!#she cares and that’s not naïveté#she’s so strong and brave !#if Alastor abuses her gift in this scenario then he’s a worm#god this show is good
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john marston redraw of some doodle i made a year ago
old art below cut
i made him greasier lol
#my art#john marston#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#red dead redemption fanart#rdr2 john#john marston fanart#red dead redemption#rdr#i love him sm#i miss my wife#i miss rdr also it literally calls my name i can hear it#my pathetic wet dog ❤️#greasy ass bf ❤️#hate him ❤️#i hate him sm im gonna put a dent in his fat head#then kiss him#kiss him sm he gets an even bigger dent
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playing aw2 for like the fourth time rn and realized i never posted this drawing from last year!
#alan wake#alan wake 2#remedy entertainment#video games#my art#art#fanart#this is probably my favorite thing i drew last year <3 i love this game so much its insaneeee#also i love alan. absolute wet dog of a man im obsessed with him he's sooo pathetic <33
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I mean
I'm not wrong?
#francis mosses#thats not my neighbor#tnmn#Kisses for all the artists who draw him as the pathetic middle aged guy he is#Mwah mwah#But like i see this so often#It's mainly the Doppelgänger fanarts who are like crazy yandere-fied#Which idm they're supposed to be that way i think#But like there's so much fanfic with this guy being the absolutes 'alpha male' ever#Which is so funny cause look at him#He just wants to sleep#Also can't believe that these shitposts do better than my actual art
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE#my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy#despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital#if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners#but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure#on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser#and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise#opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union#though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals#to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel#still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it#but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful#thats cus hes not conventionally attractive#cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk
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having thoughts about Wilson needing glasses
as he's getting older especially, he has to strain a lot more to read, but he puts it down to how tired he is or how he has a headache, or he just straight up assumes that he's overreacting and everyone's eyes hurt and go fuzzy like this
so he keeps ignoring it
House, being House, notices but refuses to ask about Wilson's well-being because then Wilson will know he cares (yuck) so he tries to force him to acknowledge his eye problems on his own merit and he does this by writing Wilson notes in small handwriting
first, the notes are like meet me outside @ 2pm or I'm going to piss in your car
but then evolve to your ass looks good today. slut
and then I want to play music for you until you fall asleep and kiss your forehead and wake up next to you
but Wilson assumes House is fucking with him and deliberately ignores the notes. or maybe he just puts them in his pocket to deal with later and ends up with a stack at his apartment
eventually, after a horrifically long time of this, Wilson gets glasses and a boyfriend on the same day when he finally reads all the notes one after another
#house md#my posts#malpractice md#hatecrimes md#james wilson#hilson#greg house#housefic#also house being pathetic house (affectionately) and refusing to acknowledge the contents of the notes#bc hes the saddest man in the world
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evbo’s parkour master friend fans rise up!!!!!!
#parkour civilization#evbo’s master friend#evbo#minecraft parkour civilization#like seeing him go from the almighty parkour master who oversaw the parkour pros and was a formidable foe in evbo’s first parkour battle to#being revealed that he was practicing and failing brewer jumps and no.1 supporter of evbo and being the damsel in distress in s2. he has it#he has it all!!* idk why it eated the end of my tags#aweeeee pathetic blorbo!!!!!!#he also reminds me of john malevolent. might be the voice filter#i yell#my art
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what wot fandom spaces and especially mat enjoyers are like rn
#wot on prime#wot book spoilers#he deserves to be hanged for his crimes#1. being cute 2. being a mess 3. being a little bit pathetic#i also want to say war crimes but funnily enough i think he's maybe one of the least reproachable in that sense#i cant recall a mat war crime rn#pls enlighten me/embarass me if i've managed to forget something big lol#wheel of time#wot#the wheel of time#wheel of time book spoilers#mat cauthon#wot meme#excuse the poor quality
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based on the Billstill au by @jellynut! You guys should totally go check it out, it's so cool and angsty and somehow my monkey brain took that idea and made it Stan tormenting Bill forevermore. (This has spiraled rapidly not its own au of an au based on an earlier idea I had once) (might draw more of this au and that one who knows)
This has been going on for at least 15 hours straight, and Stan is having the time of his goddamn life watching Bill suffer
And then Bill gave Stan horrendous night terrors
And then Stan bought a giant bag of nachos and ground them up into crumbs and dumped them in the sea or some shit
Transcript and full image under cut
Bill, floating intangibly: You're a loser, Mac
Stan, looking up from his magazine: Yeah? And you're an interdimensional demon dumb enough to die in my head. You're the biggest idiot I know, and I know me
#They're so funny to me#Bill is trying so hard to break Stan and yeah the nightmares suck and stan is definitely scarred for life#But for the most part... to me at least#The Bill still au is about Stan repeatedly wrecking Bill's shit and tormenting him and having the time of his life#Bill is the real captive audience actually#They're stuck with Each Other <3 and they hate each other and it's so funny guys trust#Headcanon that Bills insults wouldn't work on stan and would actually improve his self esteem#Because Bill can't day anything Stan hasn't said about himself#And hearing this massive loser call him pathetic has to be so funny and also invalidate the negative self outlook#Like hell is he gonna agree with BILL of all people#Ford is extremely confused about Stan's sudden Nacho buying spree but then sees Stan throw them in the Sea while shouting profanities#Ofc he joins in#stanley pines#bill cipher#billstillau#I have too many thoughts about this sorry guys 😭😭#gravity falls#gravity falls au#sea grunks#stan pines#my art
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hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au
turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else
now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident
also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out
#turbo#turbotastic#fix it felix jr#80s boyfriends#hammertastic#headcanon about them exchanging their trophies isn't mine but i loved it A LOT#and “darling” is turbo making fun of how felix was calling him in 80s#this hc about “doll” and “darling” pet names also is not mine but i adore it#turbo here is a complete freak who just stays around felix most of the time even when felix has moments with calhoun#and felix is an ass who keeps secrets from everyone bc he doesn't want his dirt to come out#he's ashamed of his previous relationship with turbo and doesn't want anyone to know any details#and calhoun to just know about it#this just gets worse and worse#they also didn't actually break up and were still technically dating when turbo went gamejumping#and he's mad af at felix because he's the reason ppl in the acrade made a boogeyman out of turbo and he couldn't come back#like imagine your bf says to you what you are better than others think of you#and then behind your (presumably dead) back tells everyone that you're just an egocentric maniac#i believe turbo has other reasons why he gamejumped (besides jealousy which took place but wasn't the most important reason)#and felix is an unreliable narrator#so yeah turbo HATES his ass#(but still would-) no im not making it suggestive#anyway i hc that turbo had put A LOT of emotions in this relationship even tho he's bad at this#he tried his best with felix but they were just making each other worse#and turbo while feeling betrayed never really moved on (yes even after 25 years he's PATHETIC)#and felix is just full of regret about everything but he won't admit his mistakes in his relationship with turbo#bc “well he turned out to be a bad person so that automatically makes me in the right about everything”#but felix had made a lot of bad decisions while dating turbo and was just classically ignorant about a ton of things#sorry about this random ass essay in tags i'm done for now#wreck it ralph#wir
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soppy ahh fucking loser writting in his loser diary
#digital art#my art#fanart#dead plate#dead plate game#i know i know we talked bout this.. but i thought it would be funny like this dont mind me#hes a pathetic man i knoooww....#also hesss absolutely not writting on a death note.. nuh uh.. mhm....#dead plate rody#rody lamoree#rody dead plate
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concept: eddie has heard many a rumor about king steve, but he's actually never really bothered to seek him out. and while he was doing his lunchtime monologues, steve was usually hanging out with tommy and carol in the parking lot. so despite hawkins high being a small school, he's never connected the rumor to the boy.
he HAS however seen steve, he just doesn't know it. and it's basically love at first sight, but eddie is never able to catch up to him and learn his name. so whenever he talks to his friends, he just calls him the guy with the Fat Ass.
and his friends always brush over steve harrington whenever eddie tries to point out the "love of his life." so it becomes a running joke that eddie is in love with some sort of ghost with a Fat Ass.
then one day, steve peeks into the drama room, looking for dustin. and all eddie can do is point and say "you... you fat ... fat ass." and steve is just like "rude."
#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#pathetic eddie munson fr fr#he screams into a pillow when he gets home#and corroded coffin immediately connecting the dots like STEVE HARRINGTON HAS BEEN FAT ASS THIS WHOLE TIME...#making fun of him but also like. dude that's soooo dumb of you#look for him in the yearbook or smth#eddie is like THIS IS MY THIRD SENIOR YR GIVE ME GRACE#also this is sooo based on this classmate i was obsessed with because he had the fattest ass and i always called him fat ass or fatty#never to his face but in my heart#to be clear i'm a lesbian i was just entranced by it....
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#tvedit#filmedit#thepenguinedit#the penguin hbo#colin farrell#oz cobb#oz cobblepot#oswald cobb#oswald cobblepot#the penguin#gifs#*#he's so embarrassed and pathetic and also the loml#he is my weak little pussy boy tho <3#they said this goes out to chloe!#mommy's boy ozzie my beloved
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