#and he was like 😧

[gorespawn]

grieving every single day that the average person is so unbelievably fucking squeamish. i want to talk about cool stuff that i like! but alas, i am not allowed to 💔

[mearchy]

The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

[sunglassesmish]

babygirl….

[daftmooncretin]

supernatural movie reboot but its a ghostfacers mockumentary about their attempt to make a “serious film” about sam and dean winchester. opens on ed and harry going “CUT!” and the camera pans to a guy that looks kind of like jared padalecki pulling off a party city wig. turns out the finale was actually part of the ghostfacer’s retelling of supernatural. Sam Dean and Castiel spend the entire movie chasing after ed and harry trying to stop the thing being made. (its a huge commercial success and they screen it at the destiel wedding)

[dnpbeats]

2012 → 2024

[himboskywalker]

Been sick so clearly that means a Revenge of the Sith rewatch and I swear with each passing year Anakin gets appallingly younger. If I was 22 and had been fighting an intergalactic war for years where I was responsible for thousands of men I couldn’t save,had been told I was a chosen messiah since I was nine,my mom died in my arms when I was a teenager,and the entire internet was obsessed with me,I’d probably marry my child fixation and go absolutely batshit insane too. Perfect cocktail of too much responsibility too young,ego boosting,and terror,shaken and poured with a heaping dose of twenty two year old boy.

[soupinaboot]

Do you think Batman ever just casually drops the most insane lore to people at random like it's nothing? Cause I do.

[anna-scribbles]

tbh I love it when félix dresses as adrien bc it's all very convincing until he moves his eyebrows

[koifishanonymous]

finally kdj being deranged about yjh is canon in the webtoon too

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: I mean… I guess :/

Cody: …bitch I just asked you to marry me???

Obi-Wan: Yeah, but see, Ohnaka said he’d lick my sweat off the sidewalk for the honor to taste me and this just isn’t the same standard as that.

Cody: You know what? Okay. I mean. That would get me too. He’s a smooth talker.

Obi-Wan: We can keep him around for the compliments?

Cody: Yeah. I like that option. Kk, cool.

[rottentiger-art]

My god, we knew he was huge next to her, but nothing prepared me for how huge he would look over her

[ballpitwitch]

KEANU REEVES in 1999

[pinofdnp]

i've seen people say the phlonde hair is not it, and i've decided i'm personally buying glasses for every person who has said that

[housewifebuck]

Every time I see a picture of Oliver stark where he’s making eye contact with the camera it genuinely startles me and I don’t know why like can a scientist please explain this

[gio-cosmo]

We are livin our liiiivvvveeesss abound with so much informatiooonnnn

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: Anyone else still traumatised from doing maths homework at the kitchen table with their parents?

Jesper: My Da flicked me on the forehead once cause he was so frustrated. He is the least violent person I know but he was sooo mad at me

Wylan: My Father used to hit me with the textbook like it was going to transfer into my head 😅