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"HAHAHAHA FORDSY SURE IS DURABLE"
#gravity falls#ford pines#bill cipher#bord#implied self harm#i imagine bill throwing ford down the stairs is how that step broke#i had this sketched out way back in *checks watch* 2015....finally got around to making use of it#kept the sketchyness it felt fitting#anyway...he's....fine...#he's built ford tough after all
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rosekiller always hits the most when evan is a skeletal, wraithlike wisp of a victorian child with terrifying blue bug-eyes and absolutely no movement of any of his facial muscles; no one has ever seen eat or drink or even speak; heâs never been seen within five feet of anyone whoâs not his equally-as-off-putting twin sister; he always smells sightly metallic (like blood) but also sterile (like whatever he used to clean aforementioned blood); the most emotion anyone has ever seen this creature display is when his eyes light up slightly at the mention of rubber gloves or a dead body. and then thereâs barty, this charismatic-and-absurdly-hot loser who canât shut up to save his life, following him around like a panting dog, meekly carrying his loverâs pile of disturbing âmedicalâ journals whilst towering over his fragile blond spectre.
#t#random hufflepuff staring at barty tumbling over as he leans down to try and sniff evanâs hair#the whole school is confused but supportive because they belive it means theyâre safe from whatever The Creature is plotting up#theyâre wrong. barty is actually the one with the twelve-step nefarious plan#rosekiller#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#t: rosekiller
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From what Iâve managed to understand this is their way of flirting
#mgr#mgs#samuraiden#tw blood#tw injury#tw body horror#???#I mean when raiden lost a limb and an eye he reacted like he stepped on gum#when I pulled up a ref is Sam I had to put down the tablet and do a little walk about the house#before I could come back to this
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louis thoughtlessly moving claudiaâs diaries from their place on the shelf to being sprawled out on that little table so he can hang up all his photos, an unconscious action that makes it easier for santiago to violate her privacy and gather incriminating evidence on her, is a perfect way to sum up their relationship and the specific way that louis fails her
#louis can be selfish and forget about how his actions affect claudia#and that's the biggest regret of his life#reading her diaries after the fact and being able to see step by step every time he let her down#vampterview#iwtv spoilers
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sloppy eater
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#step 1: go on urban dictionary#step 2: define âmunchâ#thank me later#i just think it was a crime that he wasnt allowed to properly bite someone all movie#get this man a chew toy or something maybe then he'll calm down#miguel o'hara#spiderman 2099#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#giragi art
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do you think Bruce ever lies awake at night thinking about all the things he has taught his kids and how it seemed like a good idea at the time but maybe some of those habits are actually more bad than good
#Dick Grayson#Bruce Wayne#Batman#DC#how many times has alfred told bruce to step back from a case?#to sleep? to eat? to take one moment away from an obsession so it doesn't drag him fully down?#and yeah the thing dick can't leave alone here is looking out for bruce#but it's also the case. the cape. the need to Fix things#dick is all but saying 'I love you' here#but I'm sure bruce is just hearing the echoes of his own obsession in the kids he raised into vigilantism#and I bet it haunts him that he has made them even a little bit like himself#having many feelings about them......
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My angsty brain: So⊠Callumâs Dad died of some kind lung condition, eh? Sure would be a shame if that was hereditary
#listen I donât write the parallels between Callum and Viren okay#canon does#but ooof#imagine THAT one#Callum and Raylaâs kiddo sick and dying#of a condition Callum is pretty sure he passed on somehow?#it would eat him up inside ok#soooo much angst potential#ok#Iâm going to step away from my keyboard now#tdp#the dragon prince#snake boi callum#tdp spoilers#callum#tdp callum#not tagging ârayllumâ coz weâre doing good#not going to bring us down right now#apart from Katolis being destroyed that is#otherwise good#ignore the last few seconds of canon from the rayllum perspective#so callum doensât know and is just a happy boy#woo got my gf and her awkward semi-nake dad#who killed my dad#but Iâm cool#cool cool coool cool coool cool cool#giveusthesaga
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Furina: Anyone I've ever worked with probably couldn't wait to get rid of me... Since I'm just an ordinary person now. They'll probably just laugh in my face if I go asking them for help... :(
Neuvillette, the second Furina asks him about booking the Opera Epiclese, the process for which is notably cumbersome and complex: Yes, I will take care of it immediately. Btw does this mean you will allow audiences (myself included) to enjoy your outstanding acting talents once more? đ„ș
#furina#neuvillette#genshin 4.2 spoilers#genshin spoilers#genshin 4.2#genshin impact#he is so horrendously pathetically down bad for her#i want to put clown make-up on him and beat him up in a parking lot#MY MAN#YOU ARE ONE STEP AWAY FROM SERENADING AT HER WINDOW#so yeah i played furina's story quest#her 1st story quest was kinda depressing#but also hopeful#we still have her presumed 2nd story quest for the 2nd weekly boss of Fontaine#maybe this one will have an all-around happier note#building on the hopeful end of her 1st one#i just want furina to be happy :')#focallette#neuvifuri
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Teacher: Sorry for being late, in exchange, we'll end the lesson earlier
Jason Todd, aka 'Robin': (â â_â ââ )
(internally: *appalled* how can the lesson be shortened when we already began later, the math doesn't add up)
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Jason Todd, aka 'Red Hood', being particularly mad at the Batfam over something: Sorry for being late for the mission. In exchange, I'll end my part of it earlier
#jason todd#red hood#robin jason todd#batman#batfam#batfamily#incorrect quotes#batman incorrect quotes#dc#dc incorrect quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect jason todd#what he means by 'ending my part earlier'?#well nothing of course. it's just a joke#it's just a joke...#...ok#maaaaybe he'll just storm in there and take on the guys himself#remember that time when robin!jason stormed a drug lab and nightwing stepped in and got him out without shutting the lab down?#because they didn't have enough âevidenceâ?#jason was so appaled. why not arrest them right then and there?#oh btw the quote is based on a true story#a professor of mine said that#he also didn't care if we did the assignments or not. they weren't a part of the grade
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TW: discussion of something approximating suicidal tendencies but with the usual crack programming of this blog
âAh, High General Winduâ, says Fox, pleasantly. âSo we meet again.â
High General Windu raises an unimpressed eyebrow at him, Fox thinks, though itâs getting hard to tell with all the blood rushing to his head. âIf I let you go, will you try to throw yourself out of another window?â
Fox makes a vague shrugging motion - or tries to, anyways. Itâs hard to tell where any of his limbs are going, hanging upside down in the air as he is. âI am willing to discuss terms.â A bridge will do just fine.
Impossibly, the High Generalâs eyebrows climb even further up his forehead. âA compromise, then, esteemed Commander.â And so, he righths Fox the head way up in the air, but leaves him floating just above the ground, at which point several painted shells come skidding around the corner followed by billowing robes and screeches.
âWHATâ, says Kote, calmly, âTHE BANTHA-KARKED, FORCE-LOVING KRIFF, FOX.â
âYouâll short out your helmet micâ, Fox advises him, sagely. Fondly, he thinks back to decimating his own on only his second time in the newly-christened official Coruscant Guard Scream Closet. Heâd just received the comm about the Zillo Beast being transported to 000, and made sure to take his bucket off thereafter to improve the quality of his closet time.
High General Winduâs face does something complicated between sympathy and constipation.
Because the Galaxy doesnât hate Fox enough already and Cody wasnât enough on his own, Wolffe elbows his way through their batch to plant himself in front of him, shoulders squared and shaking with repressed rage. âIf you try that again, dickheadâ, he begins, in a low growl that quite frankly sounds more cringe that intimidating, âIâm going to resurrect you and then kill you again.â
âAh, Wolffeâ, Plo Koon says, in his deep, shivery timbre, âRemember our conversations about effective conflict resolution and communication of needs?â
Wolffeâs eyes narrow at Fox, because all non-Guard are sweet summer children who walk around buckets off on 000 like absolute lunatics. Fox prays they never have to find out why thatâs a bad idea. âI feelâ, his oriâvod presses out between clenched teeth, âthat if you make me watch you throw yourself out of another window, Iâm going to jump after you and strangle you on the way down, you little bitch.â
âThatâs fairâ, says Fox, and watches High General Kenobi bury his face in his hands. Wolffe twitches in place and makes an aborted groaning noise, the hypocrite.
âExcuse me, High Marshall Commander Fox, but I fail to see whatâs so dire about this situation that the Jedi High Council and your brothers cannot help you solveâ, says Windu, the only sane one left on this Force-forsaken bloated corpse of a planet. Behind the gaggle of Jedi and oriâvode already gathered in front of Fox, the rest of them come veering around the corner in a commotion thatâs quite frankly embarrassing. High General Yoda is mounted on Skywalkerâs back like heâs a race-Eopie, which is Foxâ only consolation.
He got up this morning at 0300, bleary-eyed and with a pounding headache as always, and all was right in the world. And then Fox got called into the Jedi High Councilâs chambers and was ceremoniously informed that in the wake of Chancellor Palpatineâs unfortunate demise (hah), and through the emergency state of the Senate, as well as several invented promotions foisted on Fox to make the delegation of any and all paperwork less shady, he was now next in the chain of command and-
Well, Fox is the acting Chancellor, in short.
Haha, he had said, and been meet with several seconds of silence, until it got both awkward and exceedingly painful. Wait, heâd said. Youâre kriffing serious.
Kriffing serious, we are, had said High General Yoda, and thus Fox launched himself out the first best window with a maniacal cackle of, youâll have to catch me first!
And catch him, High General Windu sure did.
âThe will of the Force this isâ, Yoda interrupts Foxâ train of thought. He scans him thoughtfully from beneath his wizened brow, and hems to himself. âShake things up, this will. Determine the fate of the Galaxy, this shall. A feeling, I have, that a good Chancellor you will make. A better one, hmmm.â
âThatâd be high praise, if not for the fact that a dead lemming would make for a better Chancellor than the last oneâ, says Fox, drawing and indignant gasp from Skywalker. He doesnât bother with either that or the green goblinâs cackle, lost in the deep sense of resignation that settles over his shoulders like a suffocating blanket.
âAlright, then, get me Thorn on the comm. As my first act in office, Iâm firing all the Jedi. No offense, but youâre kind of a disaster. Then, someone get me to the Chancellorâs office, Iâm calling Dooku to let him know the warâs off. And please get me Judicial, theyâll be up all night working on my datafolders - Iâm having the Senate arrested.â
âWho - is - arresting - â, Bly pants, hands on his knees from where heâs just come sprinting around the corner with his Jedi.
Underneath his bucket, Fox smiles a smile thatâs all teeth. âThe Senateâ, he says, sweetly, wondering if heâs just imagined the shiver thatâs gone through the room. âIâm suing the Senate, and taking them all into temporary custody for abuse of sentient rights.â
#commander fox#corrie guard deserves better#sw tcw fic idea#look fox has been planning this coup for a while okay he just needed to adjust and get over the initial reaction of Fuck No#if theyâre sentient enough for their signatures to have authoritative quality on military reports and to be promoted to chancellor on a#technicality then theyâre sentient enough for everything to be victims of systemic oppression and abuse#fox still does not want this position and will yeet it the literal second bail organa isnât watching his step religiously#a custody battle ensues between Corries and GAR oriâvode for who grts to tackle him (affectionate)#it is solved by getting a bigger room so they can all do it at once#thorn makes a point of jamming his elbow in some soft places. cody and co are disgruntled but accepting of this#he has a bit of a point admittedly and wolffe has to promise not to threaten murder again#plo makes him go to another Effective Interpersonal Communication Seminar (itâs the fifth that year)#anakin is initially outraged on padmeâs behalf but she could literally not be happier#fully supportive of being arrested in the name of Foxâ Good#we can still do book club though right she asks. visiting hours donât apply to chancellor probably#fox shrugs. itâs his next act as chancellor#count dooku: live slug reaction#the systemic issues fuelling the war cannot be solved with a phone call but in absence of someone with two braincells to rub together#the whole thing loses steam and strategy steadily#look it was always a sham that house of cards of a republic/confederacy was waiting to be blown over by literally any light breeze#general grievous implodes from pure rage. legend has it his last word was KENOBAAYYYYY. wipes away tear#thorn laughs so hard when he hears all this he cracks a rib#another day another post of utter nonsense#ponds makes sure to give his foxâika a hug as soon as heâs floated down bcs ponds is the best#which is why he didnât get it in the last ficlet for anyone wondering#the only functional one#much like mace windu
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im a slut for post magic reveal arthur (& knights) thinking merlin has like. a smidge of magic. like he can get stains out of clothes or warm food and baths but OBVIOUSLY merlin canât fight. thatâs ridiculous. merlin doesnât correct this notion for whatever reason - perhaps itâs best that people think that so when theyâre all in danger, he isnât registered as a threat so he can protect his silly lil guys. ofc his silly lil guys realize that they were wrong bc the bad guys get a lil too close to hurting arthur and merlin is like ânope! fights over!!â and annihilates them
#also a huge fan of arthur taunting and goading merlin into sparring with him#and merlin is all âomg nows my chance to finally put him in his place!! hes so arrogant and stupid and pretty and i am going to destroy himâ#arthur barely gets two steps in before merlin has him pinned with a shit eating grin and arthur staring at him wide eyed and flushed#âi hope this doesnt awaken anything in meâ yeah alright you bottom bitch#arthur cant stop thinking about it for days#the helplessness of being stuck firm with just a look. the brilliant gold in merlins eyes. the arrogant smirk he shot arthur.#ooooooh yeah hes DONE#bro cant keep his hand out of his pants#he keeps thinking about it#merlin is none the wiser and thinks arthurs silence and looks are bc he finally brought arthur down a few pegs#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#hc#head canon#headcanon
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Newsflash: They sound ridiculous either way
#spn fanart#destiel#destiel fanart#castiel#dean Winchester#spn art#spncreatorsdaily#wiggleart#got inspired seeing that phone call scene in the morgue on the destiel moments#Twitter lmao and Iâm like I think even when they think theyâre making sense with each other#no matter what they actually are ridiculous#dean why are you giving him the up and down and staring at his mouth#and adjusting yourself when he steps back into his trenchcoat in season 8 and smile like that when you hear#his voice on the phone and look like that when he doesnât show up when you pray to him in your bedroom and when you made him#a mixtape and when you turned 180 around when he came back in season 13 and and â
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I keep thinking about Merlinâs love for Arthur and how itâs so clearly portrayed in the show to the point that it practically drives the plot of the show. However when it comes to Arthurâs love for Merlin itâs more subtle and sometimes difficult to even grasp, and I started thinking why that was, aside from the obvious fact that Arthur has a lot of trouble expressing his emotions affection or otherwise. I think it also lies in the fact that Merlin knows Arthur intrinsically throughout the show; he is one of the closest people to Arthur, and sees him for who he really is. Arthur admits as much.
Sure, Arthur knows Merlin but the main part of the plot is that he really doesn't know Merlin. Merlin wants him to desperately understand him and âsee me for who I amâ but he can't yet. And I think this subconsciously creates a barrier in the way in which Arthur can care for Merlin, and how Merlin can let himself be seen by Arthur.
Which is why I think he was also so hurt when the magic reveal happens because more than the betrayal of Merlin having magic, it was the betrayal of Merlin not letting Arthur see him for who he really is and for hiding a main part of himself. Arthur says it himself âwhy did you never tell meâ thatâs what hurt him the most.
I think the most damning piece of evidence for this is the fact that while we see snippets of Arthurâs feelings for Merlin thought the show, the biggest signs are in the last episode after the magic reveal; in which he finally gets to understand Merlin, and this time REALLY know Merlin, and as the barriers of what held them back from understanding each other truly fall away, Arthur evidently âfalls in love with Merlin all over againâ. We see him actually express himself to Merlin.
This is another reason why I think if anyone was ever to create another season of Merlin after Arthurâs return, itâs physically impossible not to make it about Merlin and Arthur acknowledging their feelings for each other. Because there is no way forward without them acknowledging how deeply they care for each other, obviously anyone is free to argue what kind of love that is, but its impossible not to see the deep love there either way.
They always knew they loved each other, just maybe never realising how much and what that means, because its almost second nature to everything that they do.
#merlin meta#bbc merlin#merthur#ignore me im literally just rambling#im not sure this even makes sense but i had to yap it out anyway!!#i think merlins love for Arthur surpasses his destiny in a way#He foresakes himself and his people just to ensure Arthur lives#but that turned out to be the undoing of them all#I cannot stress enough how insane this makes me#its sometimes harder to look at Arthur and understand how his love for merlin takes form#but the way he starts taking small steps to check in on merlin when he's being particularly quiet#or noticing the changes in merlin is a good indicator because it is so completely opposite his nature#and ofc the way in which he trusts merlin so completely#remember this is a man who has constant problems with people he chooses to trust#and he also shows time and time again how far he's willing to go beyond the accepted norms to also protect merlin#I think it was always harder for him to allow himself to open about his emotions#and it was much easier to keep it under lock and key to avoid it being seen as a weakness#Obviously thanks to Uthers A+ parenting which could not have helped#but as the seasons go on he begins to open up and thats no small part in thanks to merlins influence in his life#and when it comes to the finale they are both boiled down to raw emotion having to face each other#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon
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Do you think Cole used to help Nya with feeling comfortable in her own skin again and feeling flesh and bones, as well as acting alive again, whilst also helping her keep her form and be more conscious and sure of it after merging with the sea, simply because he gets it?
Ghost Cole you will not be forgotten.
#lego ninjago#ninjago#ninjago cole#ninjago nya#man i love cole#i can imagine him sitting Nya down after seeing her hide her struggles#and just telling her he gets it#and immediately starts helping her#they rope Zane into it with the whole feeling like you are you part#cause nya defo had a small indentity crisis#and Kai just there as a shoulder ti unconditionally loved her and understood things even she didnât get#and whilst he could tell get it he was always there ti comfort and distract her#Jay flat out loves her he was one of the ricks that helped keep her calm and less frustrated everytimes she failed or took a step back#LLOYDDDD he defo understoof becoming something else when yiu didnt want to be#joined aome of her lesson with cole to help supprt her and cause he needed supprt with the whole oni thing#pixal told her that on the off chance that she does become the ocean again#cause lets be real nyas defo an overthinker on some things#pixal said that she would create a special body just for Nya to use and still remain her self#Wu said heâd gi through every scroll#every forbidden one too and use anything to make sure she will he brought back again and help pixal#agh i love them all#nya smith#nya jiang#ghost cole#cole brookstone#nya seabound
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andrewâs definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:
âno mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops deadâ
#pr manager is like: andrew⊠this is the last time iâm gonna tell you#andrew: whats the point of democracy if i canât exercise freedom of speech#pr manager: andrew itâs no longer about your image#at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up#andrew: neil has connections. iâm fine#they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good#they were sooooo wrong#because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing heâs ever thought#for instanceâa tweet that just says âan alien googling: human clothesâ#heâs on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS#heâs cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills#one day he tweeted âdoes mitch mcconnell know heâs dead yetâ#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted âhopefully next he steps down from lifeâ#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him#and heâs such a shit. he does not care either way#heâs kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. iâm just doing what you asked me#theyâve threatened to change his password so many times#they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended#and he made a new account out of pure spite#his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image#and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then#(he knows heâs the best goalie)#ok i think thatâs enough for now. however i will probably be back#andrew minyard#aftg#tfc#trk#tkm#the foxhole court#all for the game
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Swanatello's memory problems hurt me way more than they should Like wtf I read CAS and LFLS I thought I was more immune to this But no tears are streaming down my face at Swanatello not fully remembering his bros aUgh
I offer you-- the first time Swanatello was able to recognize one of his brothers. And, in the same vein, the first time that Swanatello realized that something was wrong.
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#he promptly has a panic attack and leo talks him down#and then what follows i intend to make another doodle comic abt :3c#this is where swanatello begins to recognize that he is missing memories and his mind isnt working correctly#and he begins to mentally fight back#it is the beginning of a VERY non-linear timeline#as the proceeding battle will be FULL of waxing and waning#two steps forwards and one steps back#etc#swanatello#donniesona#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#tmnt#tmnt 2018#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt leo#rise donnie#rise donatello#rise disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#i am so fucking predictable ofc its the disaster twins#in my defense leo is the only one who can portal here on his own#so#memory loss#laughing hollowly#everything i make is the same at its core#and yet you fools still allow me to continue...
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