#bioware has some fascinating characters in their hands and they dont even know what to do with them
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Hit a point where I'm going through the Cullen Critical tag on tumblr cause I really like Cullen, but in a fucked up way and I hate that the writers overlooked some of the more egregious things this guy did (or, more accurately did *not* do) while serving in Kirkwall
Mostly i think im mad that the writers fucked up the chance to take a guy who spent a long time turning a blind eye to and justifying a fucked up system of abuse, and actually have him held accountable for it
Instead of him just. Feeling kind of bad about it but not actually addressing it in a real way?
I mean, dont get me started on how Inquisition fumbled pretty much everything that happened in DA2 (the fact that there's no option for Hawke, Varric, or even the Inquisitor to agree with what Anders did? You can either condemn it or like... waffle around it?), but like. Cullen was actively looking the other way when Mages were getting whipped in the streets, SA'd and fucking lobotomised
The templars turned Kirkwall into a police state by the end of it, and all the writers have him saying is like "man, i feel bad :("
Cant believe im saying this, but Blackwall actually does have a better redemption arc than Cullen
I just
There is gold. Right there
They had a fucked up guy and completely squandered the opportunity to have him SO fucked up about the shit he's done
They still could've had their poor little meow meow of a commander! Just make him so much more fucked up about his mistakes man!
But we already know bioware is full of cowards so im pretty much talking to the wind here
#i just.#i fucking NEED this guy to have a fucking crisis of conscience full-scale breakdown about this#give him a proper penny-drop moment where he clutches his chest#starts muttering to the maker when he realises the full weight of his actions#have the guilt overwhelm him and stop him in his tracks!#have that shit replace the whole lyrium choice!#where he considers falling off the wagon because turning to the lyrium is the only way he think to cope#the Inquisitor is then having to contend with a commander that is wracked with guilt and unable to make decisions#because he cant fucking trust himself to know what is right#and he keeps saying that maybe he should go back to the lyrium because at least he was sure of himself when he was on it#make him difficult! to deal with!#make the Inquisitor have to force him to step down to get his shit together!#maybe even make the Inquisitor have to choose between giving him time or replacing him!#ugh#there are so many tasty opportunities here and all squandered#anyways this fucking mess of a man has been on my mind for a while now#and Anders#but thats a whole other thing#bioware has some fascinating characters in their hands and they dont even know what to do with them#dragon age#cullen rutherford#chantry critical#yelling into the void idk
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