mysticalalleycat

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It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.

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NOAH KAHAN - Growing Sideways (Live Acoustic)

I'm terrified that I might never have met me.

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trust us bro.

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req'd by @emrysmaerlyn

text: You gonna do something or stand there and BLEED?!?

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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?

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Sometimes you just need to stand on a rock and howl. 

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Manifesting NO ALIEN REMNANTS for Murderbot this time around

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*taps mic* is this thing on?

MAY 2026 BABY!!!!

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9/11: less than 3,000 deaths

Covid, USA, March 2020-October 2021: 697,000 deaths (x)

"Not that many people died" ?????

it’s creepy that so much Art About The Pandemic is about being bored and isolated at home and sourdough starters and not about. people getting sick and dying.

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Murderbot + text posts [16/∞]

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rip dr. mensah. imagine you're a middle aged woman who ends up taking in this person with no clear chronological age but the undeniable aura of a lost baby animal, and you don't really know what they get up to when they leave home for months at a time but they always come back and hey, this time they even brought someone home for you to meet!

but it's kind of a weird meeting because their partner did technically pull up and shove them into a white van while they were standing on the side of the street with your teenage daughter.

and then they took off from the cops with them both in the backseat.

and none of this is really their partner's fault because they were technically being held at gunpoint the entire time (the people responsible for that are buried in a ditch on the side of the interstate now for unrelated reasons).

and then all 3 of them roll up to your house with the van clearly having just gone through the car wash and had its interior cleaned, and it's as if they are trying to give you the impression that they Are Indeed A Normal Person For Your Lost Baby Animal To Be With and you know they most certainly are not but hey, you love your Lost Baby Animal and you are happy if they're happy. and the whole abduction of your loved ones isn't even the weirdest part because, I should also mention, their partner IS the van.

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ART went straight for a “bad boy” construct 😂😂😂

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Murderbot fights like a little feral alley cat as far as other SecUnits are concerned

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Murderbot + text posts [21/∞]

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📸 || Cast of Murderbot with Martha Wells.

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every day british actors wake up and think to themselves fuckkkkk i HAVE to help the incredibly bigoted woman make more money so she can funnel it into killing trans people i have to do it bro if i don't do it i will die

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please put in the tags how many siblings you have and whether you’re a competitive person or not it’s for science