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ratatoskrr · 2 months ago

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Next time you're bored, just know you can watch the webcam of where they found Ötzi live 24/7!

#I'm joking but seeing ötzi in real life was very impressive #you can see his tattoos!#they were probably a kind of acupuncture #and he is so small #so much of his clothing is still mostly intact and you can see all of his tools #bolzano #ötzi #otzi the iceman #prehistory

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dubiousdisco · 8 months ago

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Idk how to explain to you guys but my nephww plays football really well. He is so cold. I dont understand how he moves. Hes 5. How does he do that. I keep thinking "oh, now he lost the ball, everyone is around him in a circle, thats fine it happens " then he does something idk and he leaves with the ball and he scores a goal. He scored 5 goals against 2 last time. By himself. And he was super upset cause he wanted to sleep so that wasnt even him enjoying the game. What!

Anyway, i'm not gonna create great expectations over this, i just think he is the new Romário with a bit of Messi and after he wins the libertadores with Vasco he's gonna help with the world cup

#i say Romário cause of how cold he is #he has no fear #and he is so small

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daftmooncretin · 10 months ago

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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos

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fablefan · 2 years ago

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"When we talk about teenagers, we adults often talk with an air of scorn, of expectation for disappointment... but what everyone should understand is that none of us are talking to the teenager that exists now, but talking back to the teenager we ourselves once were."

-- Welcome to Night Vale

really abridged version of the latest chapter of the fic At My Worst cause that really hit me in the feels

#OP I am in the GROUND #Because like. YEAH.#You did mess up #You messed up majorly enough to cause the apocalypse #Everyone in your family has suffered horribly #The entire world -- filled with people you have never met and never will meet now -- is dead. Because of you.#Because you were too conceited to understand that you have a team for a reason #Because you couldn't take this seriously and everything is the start of a joke to you #The world is a wasteland. Thousands of millions of innocent lives are dead. Because of /you/#And when your shoulders are as strong as Atlas' once were from carrying that weight of grief and guilt and the world on your shoulders #You meet your past self #You meet that arrogant boy who cares for nothing but his own needs #And you are so VISCERALLY angry at him and his flippant arrogance --#-- Because why can't he understand. Why is he acting like this. Why doesn't he care. Why does HE get to walk away HAPPY --#That you TELL him as such; tell him the future and the horrors that await for them #Tell him his family will die #Tell him that this is HIS fault just to try to shake that urgency and anger out of your arms and your head and the fury in your voice --#-- and he is a child.#He is a teenager. He's in the cradle of fifteen and sixteen and he is terrified and confused and so so /small/#He has no idea why Dad put him in charge and how to lead and how to handle the responsibility that follows it #He doesn't know what the future holds for him or his family in any sense of the word #He should be out getting pizza and soda and sneaking into movie theaters and reading comics #And he is so small #And you are yelling at him #And you are yelling at you #And you don't know what to do with yourself now #ROTTMNT #Leonardo Hamato #Leo #Future Leo

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foolsocracy · 6 months ago

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they barge into justice league meetings saying they have something very important to show them. and do stuff like this

#and its very important yes siree #because a coat that size is truly a conundrum #roy harper #wally west #donna troy #garth of shayeris #dick grayson #fab five #teen titans #my art #this is so silly #dc #dc comics #dick doing the dress to impress pose number 12 #didnt mean to make garth so small but. hes a little guy so can i really be blamed #on his tip toes 😭😭😭

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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How Jax found Gangle’s figure collection in TADC,,

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 2 months ago

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AND BUMBLEBEE !!!!!!!!

#transformers #transformers one #transformers fanart #bumblebee #i think hes so cute #i love his puppy ears #he was so annoying and everyone hated him so much it was so funny #i watched this with friends and everytime he was on screen i would point and go “hes literally me”#as someone who has literally never consumed any transformers content ever in my life i reccomend seeing the movie #its super good and funny #u dont need to know anything about transformers too #its literally the origin movie #and its so funny #bumblebee my beloved #ur so small and everyones so mean to u

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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 2 months ago

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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom crossover #listen I’m just SAYING #my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair #Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum #I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot #but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup #Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes #hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty #*extended life warranty or what have you #Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it #yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv #it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there #(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)

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a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual · 1 year ago

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Like the majority of society I’m obsessed with Nimona

And I rewatched it a million times and one thing always sticks out to me

There are moments when Ambrosius is surrounded by light like a little protective bubble

That keeps him away from the man he loves more than anything

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hinamie · 4 months ago

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parenthood was not on my 2024 bingo card but clearly life is full of surprises

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #itadori yuuji #yuuji #fanart #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk leaks #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk 265 #this chapter did the impossible and singlehandedly revived every one of my withered maternal instincts #he is so . SMALL hes so LITTLE i want to hug him i want to ruffle his hair sooooo bad sosoososbad #drawing kids is not smth i do often gsdfjkfjk im not used to drawing yuuji so . rounded.#hes so squishy....i want 2 knead him like dough.....#GOD HES SO CUTE I KEEP LOOKING AT HIM AND I WANT TO BITE HIM #the MOST baby boy . complete opposite vibe of baby megu anta dare but i LOVE HIM #cant believe sukuna looked @ that face and thought ya im gna beat up this preschooler gHJFJHJG #vine voice what would u do.....if there was a child right in front of u #edit forgot th pompom how dare i breathe actually

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the-vegetarian-artist · 10 months ago

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the PJO fandom working their butts off to find two italian babies in the background only to realize the Easter egg is Nico calling for Bianca around the 12:3 mark.

#literally just checked it out #heard Nico calling Bianca twice he sounds so small and it makes me wanna tear up #veggie tells #pjo #pjo series #pjo fandom #pjo spoilers #pjo tv show #percy jackson series #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #nico di angelo #besure to listen CLOSELY i had to play it mutiple times until his voice broke through the crowd jumble

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batsyheere · 8 days ago

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"So, handling your archnemesis," Danny starts. The room falls quiet, heads slowly turning to look at the man as he writes the words on the chalkboard. When finished, the characters somehow both messy and neat at once, Danny places the chalk back down and claps his hands.

"I typically call them fruitloops. Often they're in a better position than you are- older, richer, more powerful. They may have some sort of status that protects them when facing the public."

Tim wondered where Dick was right now, and if he was laughing. His brain was lagging like a computer as he tried to process what Danny was saying, and how seriously a few of his fellow teen vigilantes were taking this.

"Some of their more common tactics are-" the chalk was picked back up, and Danny writes as he speaks.

"Manipulation, isolation, conditioning, and empathy."

MICE.

Tim stares at the board, and quietly slips put his phone.

-What have I done to deserve this.

Enjoy your lessons Tim-

His head thumps against the desk. Conner leans over, gives him a pat on the shoulder but returns to taking notes as Danny goes on to explain the conditioning tactic.