#and he is a DOTING father

[biffhofosho]

LOL TUMBLR BLOCKED ME FROM POSTING MORE ON FRIDAY, SO I'M FINISHING MY SPAM TODAY.

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[jjkyaoi]

no matter who you ship yjh with or whatever dynamic u prefer him to have w somebody he is always the wife. that man yearns to be a stay at home malewife he wants to wear an apron and provide So Badly

[my-name-is-apollo]

Having a "I've connected the dots" moment on why Zeus is so affectionate with Apollo, and I don't know why I'd never considered it before that Apollo's youth could be a reason.

Iamblichus, The Life Of Pythagoras (trans. Guthrie)

So there was this sentiment that young boys are the dearest to the gods, and the gods are especially attentive towards their requests. And since Apollo is a perpetual young boy himself, with Zeus being the one to grant him this gift in one version, it makes sense that Zeus has granted so many of Apollo's wishes. He spared Prometheus and Periphas upon Apollo's request even though he was personally offended by them. He agreed to suppress Gaia and Athena upon Apollo's request when it came to the oracular business. He even revived Asclepius to console Apollo despite Apollo's frankly disrespectful reaction to Asclepius' death.

Apollo might be fearsome, powerful, and even reckless at times but when he kneels down in supplication, all Zeus sees is his little boy that he loves so much, and he can't help but give in to his requests (well, most of his requests at least). And as far as the text is concerned, and if I'm interpreting this correcltly, Apollo's youth is interestingly tied to his helpful nature because besides using his own powers to help the humans, Apollo can also help them by supplicating to Zeus on their behalf, as Zeus is more likely to grant a request when it's coming from him.

[sweetbrier2908]

some of my headcanon about our fav father-son duo

-lucifer buys satan rare books while satan buys him limited/ legendary cursed vinyl records

-lucifer is terrible at making sweets so sometimes they meet each other at the kitchen in the middle of the night so satan can teach his older brother some tricks in making desserts of course satan is no expert baker like barbatos or luke or simeon but he's decent (better than lucifer)

-lucifer loves to give satan encouragements and compliments stuff like i know you can do it, i don't have to worry about you not acing your test, sth similar to im really proud of you

-both of them are experts in taking care of sick people

-and when lucifer's sick satan is the one who taking care of him because mammon is just to panic to do anything

-they have this once in a blue moon hang out session where they just wander around devildom to buy books, visit coffee and tea shop, buy demonus,...man they never know how much they represent each other.

-maybe they started copying each other's habit at some point. like satan always brings cat treats with him so lucifer starts to bring treats for mc beel and luke. like at some point they both started to wear glasses while working. just father and son behaviour

-both are nerds do i need to say more?

-THEY COMMUNICATING THROUGH LETTERS THEY'RE BOTH OLD-FASHIONED BITCHES. I mean sending your *nemesis* cursed letters and threaten letters using letters from newspaper is so detective-coded and satan-coded

-SOMETHING THAT I REALLY LIKE ABOUT LUCIFER IS THAT HE IS ALSO THE TYPE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHEN SHOULD BACK OFF. I MEAN "MAYBE I'M SOMETHING GREATER THAN YOUR BROTHER" THING IN S2?????? lead to a destroyed restaurant

-lucifer being the one who understands satan the most and so is satan because they used to be one. although lucifer doesnt mind that people know how well he understands satan, satan, on the other hand, is always to embarrased to admit it.

-sometimes satan will jokingly calls lucifer father and he knows that will remind lucifer of Father lucifer will act annoyed but secretly enjoy that and he wishes satan would call him that sometimes

[redrobin-detective]

I find it completely hilarious to think after Simon was freed from the crown and got to be himself in Ooo that he and Finn have a close relationship that neither of them understand.

Finn views Simon as a fellow human, someone he saw at their lowest point and now is on the upswing and now they can be buddies and go on adventures together. He also wants to do sleepovers all the time, what a bro. Simon sure is fussy with him, like Jake sometimes is, must be because they're such good friends.

Simon meanwhile is going around to people in Ooo like 'why did you let a child/teenager live alone in a treehouse with a dog and access to weaponry while making him fight monsters?' and when no one stepped up, Simon unofficially claimed Finn as his own. He checks in regularly, goes over a brings groceries, cleans up the treehouse, educates Finn as best he can on human anatomy, culture, history as well as other stuff.

Its so obvious to everyone - especially Marcy who is laughing her ass off in the background - that the former Ice King is trying to parent Finn who doesn't get it and proceeds to friendzone the hell out of his father figure.

[borgialucrezia]

"His younger children Juan (David Oakes) and Lucrezia (Holliday Grainger) are set up as pawns for him to utilize in his political ambitions."

THE BORGIAS (2011-2013) || LUCREZIA & JUAN ↴ nervously accepting the tasks their father assigned to them

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

character zhang liao 张辽 (aka zhang wenyuan张文远，wenyuan is his courtesy name) from code: kite/ashes of the kingdom代号鸢 （coser cr 津岛梦海 female coser, doll cr 哑铃哑铃哑铃）

[maedhrus]

you start thinking of edward little as a girl dad once and it literally does not stop

[thematicparallel]

currently learning at the seth dickinson school of ominous prose

[merakiui]

breaking news: my third eye is open again and i'm falling for lilia and his charms.

[alchemie0]

SOC drawing prompt: Kaz holding/petting a black cat. Extra detail as desired, the black cat has a white tail tip and a white horizontal slash mark on her chest.

Also, ::have a little extra dopamine on me::.

Kaz calls him “Bastard” exclusively.

[bipanicoverthegravessiblings]

How did Ashley react when she found out she was pregnant?

Given that it's kind of canon that she would be jealous of her own child, do you think she would be kind of resentful?

To be fair she did make a deal with the Entity so her and Gabe could even have a kid, so I don’t think she’d be resentful

I imagine in the Family AU, Ashley didn’t see herself having kids until her and Gabriel got married and she matured a bit more (yaayyy, healing!). Gabe brought up kids and by that point she was indifferent to the idea- however adoption was out of the picture given her….record.

She shrugged it off, “Oh well!” until she saw Gabe’s disappointment. He said it was okay, that he was fine with not having kids….but even through his smile, she knew he was upset.

Maybe it was the remaining insecurities telling her Gabe would leave her. Maybe it was some urge to spite her mother and be better than she was. Maybe it was cause she loved Gabe, more than anything, and the thought of him smiling as they raised their kid together made her smile too…maybe it was all three that led to her calling up a favor from the Entity…

[bedtimegiraffe]

Another moment that lives in my head forever:

Is this a serious suggestion? He's pretty uptight. I don't really see Threep quipping right before a battle with the Ash Empress. Especially given that the question is how to stop someone from using Shadow magic on you, which is both high stakes and personal.

But also, come on. This is a shitpost, right? It has to be.

[99simproblems]

Kiet is definitely the kind of cat dad who'd hold his cat up like Simba from the Lion King.

[yourfavaschips]

Charles Foster Offdensen from Metalocalypse

Charles Foster Offdensen from Metalocalypse would be Lay's Kobe Steak Flavored Chips!

[heich0e]

Okkkk I need to see more about Emperor Sukuna as Prince Yuuji’s dad

he's not winning any father of the year awards i'll tell u what