#and he dated Taylor swift

[faith--in-the-future]

I had no clue you were a post hiatus fan i thought you’d been here since the early days oh my god how cool

yeah!! became a louie at the start of 2019 :) a few months before two of us

[mothmanavenue]

he’s got my heartbeat skipping down 16th avenue

[wilsons-divorce-papers]

relistening to the early S2 episodes and. well.

how did Lincoln become the teen with the most love interests??

his piss ended up on the shoes of TWO teachers. and then he asked to touch Margarita’s gums while knowing his spell wouldn’t work. rightly so, he earned him the nickname “Gumtoucher Pissfoot.”

and this boy texted Erica, the most popular girl in school, to see if she was going with Taylor. and NOT because he wanted to go with her!! just because he was trying to see if he could go with Taylor.

he asked Scary if she was planning to go to the bathroom alone!!? hand in the toilet water? which was piss?? PISS ALLEGATIONS LINCOLN !!

oh also! his idea of funny is the 2004 movie Garfield starring Bill Murray ?

i had a lot of predictions for this season, but Lincoln Li-Wilson becoming The Rizzler™ was not one of them.

[shitswiftiessay]

Ok Tree Paine

“There is no bad blood” and she literally liked shady posts about him on instagram last week but sure, I believe you, this definitely isn’t DAMAGE CONTROL because Taylor’s getting called out for treating Joe badly and inciting her fanbase on him for a whole year when he wasn’t actually that guilty to begin with.

But sure Tree Paine lol, I believe you.

[squipedmew]

i swear to god if that mediocre nepo baby ozone destroying performative ass white woman beats out any of the other infinity more talented musicians in any of the categories she’s in I’m gonna fucking lose my mind

[variksel]

anthony burch 🤝 brennan lee mulligan

being totally caught off-guard by one of their players' reactions to a reveal about their character lore being jokey and happy instead of shock and sadness

[sweetnnaivete]

someone really asked how lesbians can see travis kelce and not be attracted to him..........oh boy do i have news for you....

[the-inner-musings-of-a-worm]

aftg taylor swift au

hear me out:

instead of being trained in exy, mary convinces the moriyama that they could use nathaniel as a foothold in the music industry. instead of little league, nathaniel wesinisnski gets music and singing lessons

when he turns 15 the moriyama as change his name to neil josten to avoid any ties with the butcher and he releases his debut album. he goes to high school near edgar allen, and was introduced to kevin + riko a while ago and is decent friends with them.

by the time fearless comes out, he is enrolled in edgar allen for music. riko gets more possessive and toxic once an official ravens member, and neil tries to cling on to kevin to escape.

neil meets andrew in his speak now era. riko had dragged him to the first fall banquet as his date, and when neil finally slipped away from the crowds he found andrew minyard. when neil introduces himself, andrew sarcastically says, “enchanted.” as they talk more (not at all bc andrew thought the blue eyed red haired singer was interesting, no) neil jokes that he’ll write a song about andrew so popular he’ll never be able to escape it. when speak now comes out, andrew swore he wouldn’t listen to it but he say a song titled enchanted and his stomach twisted. listening to the song was like a punch in the gut, and neil got the last laugh because the song did in fact haunt him (get the pun?)

after neil’s growing popularity ichirou is getting interested in neil and red is the fall out of that

1989 is neil dealing with riko breaking kevin’s arm and kevin leaving neil behind to go to the foxes. (this album is so them coded, all you had to do was stay, now that we don’t talk, i know places, is it over now, say don’t go)

reputation is after a shitshow. the foxes beat the ravens, riko is dead, and it was revealed to the public who neil’s father is, mb bc he got kidnapped or something. he reconnects with kevin, and by proxy andrew. they fall in love and reputation is born, the rest is history.

[reluctantbylerblog]

I don't expect to get good feedback but I feel like I need to say this: not everything is about taylor swift. yes, her ex posted an article about gaza on his instagram story the day of her birthday. but to call that a targeted act of malice, done solely to make her look bad, in my opinion, is in very poor taste to the current situation in gaza. don't get me wrong, I love taylor, some days she's all that gets me through the day, but she is NOT the center of everyone's universe. joe alwyn called for a ceasefire LAST WEEK, along with many other celebrities, among which taylor was not one of them. I don't even keep up with what the guy is up to and even I knew he called for a ceasefire. I think it's likely, with this being her first birthday since the breakup and with her living her life much more publicly, he knew fans were going to be paying more attention to what he posted and rather than give fodder to that certain subsect of swifties that like to hate on every person that was once in her life (I'm looking at you, people who were making fun of karlie kloss for her seats at so-fi stadium) he decided instead to turn heads to the current genocide in gaza! let me repeat that: there is a genocide going on! not everyone is thinking about taylor swift rn bffr!

furthermore, if you think his speaking out makes her look bad, think about why that is. I don't think celebrities have an obligation to "speak out" just because they are celebrities, but there is no denying taylor speaking out in support of palestine could literally be a key factor in turning public opinion in palestine's favor.

using the actual human suffering of the palestinian people as a way to make things about cheap celebrity gossip and "throwing shade" just to make your favorite celebrity look good is fucking tacky and it makes me ashamed to be in this fandom. if you're going to be doing that, the least you can do is click a button every once in a while too

[texashippiecowboy]

let this be a fun reminder that even if you’re getting out of a relationship you thought was going to be forever, there are so many other ppl who will love you and be interested in you and treat you better and you’ll have new experiences that you never would’ve guessed you’ll find you can make it thru most things you thought you’d never be able to make it thru

[quicktimeeventfull]

my feeling towards misa & light largely is that the situation o&o created is misogynistic from a meta perspective but misa's behaviour within that situation is completely comprehensible and frankly pretty realistic. who wouldn't be a little toxic if the god who avenged your parents turned out to be a boy in khakis who threatened to kill you then kissed you on the floor of his bedroom while his mom made you both tea downstairs

[carlytayjepsen]

this taylor era by era book is..... not great 😭

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

It’s funny that Swifties are trying so hard to defend the TaylorSwift and Matty Healy romance because everyone knows about his racist remarks but Taylor herself admitted, “It’s the worst men that I write best.”

[james-sunshine-potter]

I can fix him (no really I can) is such a James Potter song

In literally any relationship he would ever be in, it would have that sort of vibe. He just attracts those people.

[shitswiftiessay]

swifties have reached a new peak of white feminism.

[oh-my-bindery]

GUYS I HAVE A DATE TOMORROW WITH A BEAUTIFUL GUY AND WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! ILL BE BLUSHING AND WORDVOMITING AND GIGGLING AND IM STRESSED !!!

MY GAY ASS CANT HANDLE IT