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someone really asked how lesbians can see travis kelce and not be attracted to him..........oh boy do i have news for you....
#HES NOT!!!!! ATTRACTIVE!!!!!#get this man off my cup#**fyp#idcccc who taylor swift dates so long as they're not terrible people#but she's going soooo downhill istg#some people are js too deluded when it comes to her & her relationships#ceri talks ₊˚ෆ
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grrrrr I HATE this guy!!!
#/affectionally#this guy needs to get off my tower NOW!!!!#suction cup man#suction cup man fan art#suction cup man fanart#piemations suction cup man#suction cup man piemations#SCM
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do you guys ever have days where you’re just absolutely losing
#cause me today#tmi below if you’re a pussy#but here’s my day so far#woke up with a uti#AWWWW 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 killing myself#went to urgent care to get antibiotics#97 minute wait and my only airpod that i brought dies abt 20 minutes in#the book i kept in the car for exact situations like this wasn’t there so i had to read my second backup#bc my phone was dying obviously why wouldn’t it#went back peed in the cup got my rx#got to the pharmacy the minute after they close for lunch#so i said fuck it im getting comfort food#as im driving to this local chain that has my comfort food jm waiting at a light#at this light there’s a turn lane that’s a little cramped and i’m in an suv right now#this elderly man nearly hits my car and then WAGS HIS FUCJING FINGER AT ME#LIKE IM THE ONE DOING SOMETHING WRONG#WHAT ARE YOU LATE FOR YOUR DYING APPOINTMENT???#then the restaurant has a line out the door so i say fuck that not getting food i guess#as i’m driving back to the pharmacy my low tire pressure light turns on#i inflate my tires (the last one i checked was the one with low pressure btw i know you were curious)#pick up my prescription#and then almost hit a squirrel as i pull out#HOW#HOW DOES THIS HAPPEB#i’m going to lie down in the dark and just try again tmrw#off my rocker
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"its gonna come when it comes and if it doesnt it doesnt and you know life goes on" this is not the contract talk i wanted ekky have you considered im gonna walk into zitos office with a pitchfork because LIFE DOES NOT GO ON TF
toronto maple leafs @ florida panthers pregame interview | 11.27.24 (x)
#aaron ekblad#florida panthers#2425#“im well taken care of”#oh im sure (raises eyebrow) (mimes a zipper over my mouth. locks it. and throws the key far away)#“life goes on” girl whos made peace with the reality#calm before the storm#hey remember on cam and strick he expressed how badly he wanted to stay#and now in the presence of canadian media hes like ��eh whatever you know”#do you think about how emotionally vulnerable he was on cam and strick especially coming off a cup win-#do you think about-#i need to shut up i hate it here#im so serious when im say im gonna storm the offices IF THIS MAN DOESNT GET AN EXTENSION#DO NOT FUCK WITH ME RIGHT NOW
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i’m not being funny when i tell people who say sonny’s ‘too soft’ to be captain and that he’s half the player without kane and that other players deserve the captaincy more than him to get the fuck out of my club and the fanbase like honestly fuck off
#genuinely fuck you man is this how you treat an all time pl legend who’s had 400 appearances for our club#and who’s scored more than 100 goals and regularly gets 15/20 g+a a season#we’re so beyond lucky he didn’t fuck off to real or pool when he had the chance#like genuinely you only really appreciate what you have when it’s gone this lot were crying about sonny being gone for the asian cup#chatting wistfully like ‘oh sonny would’ve buried that’#now he’s had a few shite games you want to pull the plug wallahi you don’t deserve him or his loyalty#it’s a two way street man he’s given us EVERYTHING you could at least do with a bit of respect#it boils my blood when ppl say he’s half the player without harold fuck off man#if the roles were reversed and sonny had gone to b/yern then guarantee he would be having a similar season to him lmfao#this lot doesn’t deserve the love and commitment sonny has shown to spurs again and again#and fuck off abt him being too soft to be captain and abt giving it to romero genuinely#you lot will only ever praise cuti when he has good performances while the rest are shite#and suddenly he’s proper captain material??? the guy you lot were calling a hothead???#wallah if cuti heard all this he’d clock you one genuinely
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Do u not ship tatum and brown 💔
#ur answer#LMFAO TO BE SRS THO#i do ship them but i also dont#like i like the ship i think it's rlly cute#i just dont feel the urge to write for it myself or comment on it#ill see pics of them and be like aww!! the cuties!! married !#but like thats all tbh#i dont have the personal compulsion to explore their relationship in depth on my own time#now that dowsnt mean i know nothing abt them. i know bits n pieces but only from moots#not from research done on my own accord#and bcs i dont have that solid backbone to play off of#i dont feel comfortable personally to write stuff for them if what im mainly playing off of are small bits#to make a big whole thing#then ill feel like it's a disservice to those that DO know the whole thing so i just leave it to the more experienced ya feel?#theres a lot of blogs who DO do that research and thats awesome! i do research too! judt on other things#everyone has their own cups of tea they like to sip and they like to down#i like to sip on some ships but ull Know when i down a ship bcs . ya. ill be the iceberg baby#it's like my opinion on favs like zach lavine#hes pretty and i can see the reason for being a fan but personally im just a fan of other things !#a bigger fan* i mean. i like him. but do i LIKE like him? cant say for sure bcs i havent made the effort to get to know him fr#and i dont feel the need to bcs i just dont and thats ok! no need to make any violent defense up when theres none needed#altho i do feel like sometimes a ship like jt and jb can run the risk of the curry lebron thing where#a lot of ppl jump into writing it bcs pretty light man paired with powerful seeming/looking dark man = wowziezowa#and thats all it ever is to them#so i Do tend to avoid Some media of it. but again. unforch. this follows a Lot of the popular ships between a light complex&dark one#do i think theyre super cute ? yes! do i find their found family adorbs! ofc! in a way i ship them and in a way i dont#i am just a creature at the end of the day#soggy :(
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“i’m all alone, but i’m as happy as can be!”
#aka top 10 things i wish i could drill into my coworkers brains grrrrrrrrrrrrrrnrhrhbgbgbfbfbfnf#‘you should get a bf’ ‘when are you gonna get married and have kids?’ how about n e v e r#i just want to sleep when i’m not on the clock mans i don’t want to waste my precious sleep time on others#i mean. i don’t even leave the house on my days off. not to go shopping or anything bc sleep is more important~~~#and stuff can be bought online anyways s o o o o o#g o d speaking of online purchases thoughhh this massage seat i bought online came in yesterday and it works amazingly well~~~~~#used it for half an hour last night and i was relaxed enough to sleep for 11-12 hours straight#wish i had space for an actual massage chair though but this will have to do…#it’s been my dream to own a massage chair for the longest time…… but ig this massage seat is good enough……#i can just slap it onto my desk chair and b a m ✨instant paradise✨#speaking of instant though… one of my coworkers was commenting on my love for instant noodles the other day#‘you’ll ✨d i e✨ faster if you eat a lot of cup noodles yk?’ he said#so ✨o f c✨ my mouth chose to work faster than my brain when i replied with ‘i’m fine with that bc i won’t have to work then’#he and another coworker laughed :( sadded#b u t i finally had my cup noodles that i ‘customised’ at the cup noodle museum today and it was good~~~~~~~ i have good taste (self praise)#the best part was the lack of spring onions!!!! bc screw spring onions really who decided that they should be included with most cup noodles#or just noodles in general? the texture sucks and they don’t even taste good man. why would you even add spring onions?#it’s number 2 in my list of most hated food toppings. it loses only to ikan bilis bc s c r e w ikan bilis or dried anchovies or whatever#they’re known as >:( i hateeeeee how takeout places will just assume that you want ikan bilis and lop on a huuuuugeeeee serving of them#atop your food as you desperately and futilely b e g them to stop#and when you try to pick them out they just!!!! keep turning up everywhere instead?????#like hello???? how did you manage to get to the bottom of the bowl???? you were only added as a topping!!!!!!!#also. their eyes are really creepy. and the heads get detached from the bodies all the time and just. seeing the eyes ruins my appetite.#wait this was supposed to be about my coworkers and their pushiness in a matter that doesn’t concern them how did we get so far off-topic—#chizuutan chizpost
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Cis people are so adamant and gendering femboys correctly until that femboy is a trans man, or genderfluid, or non binary. "Why don't you try harder to look masc if you don't want to he misgendered?" Because I don't fucking want to look masc, next question. "You could at least bind." Don't want to. Also, binders just don't do much for me.
And transmeds are SO bad about this. Bro. They'd misgender you too if they could. You will not be picked by the cis people.
#trans man#transgender#get off my dick#god gave me c cups for a reason#also im pre-t it's not my fault O don't have a beard#cis people don't give a fuck about trans men unless until they gnc or flamboyant#maybe I don't wanna go stealth. ever thought about that?
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the. subway guy just let me steal??
#ace rambles#i finally got through the line and he was like ''what can i get started for you?''#and i go ''i just want this bag of chips and a large fountain drink''#and this man looks me in the eyes. says ''you can just have that you didn't have to wait in line''. hands me a large cup.#and WALKS OFF?? WITHOUT MAKING ME PAY FOR IT??#BOSS... COME BACK??#i've never been more confused in my life
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#time to get off tinder for a while uh wtf man#should I swipe right on Gibby?#didn’t know he was 6’1#for my American friends that’s about 2 bald eagles#for my European friends that’s about 74 tea cups
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#OUghh... I've been really sick the past few days like not able to keep food down and had to go to the hospital#to get iv fluids and etc. to stay hydrated lol...#perhaps some sort of stomach virus or something. but still very grrrr for it to happen in the middle of the evil summer of#course#when everything is hot and uncomfortable anyway.. I really wanted to get a sims video and costume pictures finished this week and keep#up writing like 1000 ish words a day for my game. but.. alas... the universe was like... I Think Not#I at least have been able to have some tea and juice and applesauce and like 4 saltine crackers today so#I always think it's funny when you're ill what sort of little things count as successes#like on any normal day eating a few crackers would just be something you don't even give a second thought#to . But when you're really sick it's like .. WOW.. I ate TWO crackers.. amazing.. huzzah... I should get an award certainly#call the press and alert them. I should be in the newspaper headlines for this harrowing feat. etc. lol#I still feel very shaky and weak though.. but am like... hhhhh... when can I work on my projects again...#Also I literaly never leave the house or have contact with anyone so maybe it's not a virus and was more food poisioning or something#since I'm not sure where I'd get a virus even but... regardless... stinky#just complaining since I suppose that is what personal blogs are for lol. I'm a private person in the sense of wanting to proect my identi#ty and like.. I dont want an alexa in my house listening to me all the time and I dont tag my real location on social media or share photos#that could reveal the front of my house or etc. etc. But in all other senses I really don't beleive in holding stuff in. Because it will#just fester. especially when it has to do with other people (like relationship issues or something) but even when its just stuff that only#has to do with you. If something annoys me then I shall let it be openly known. if I'm bothered it will be clear. etc.#Which I guess makes me seem like a Hater And Complainer but I guess I just feel like its better over all to explain and express openly#than to just silently stew and hold everything in and then probably feel worse for it later or something.#Expressing annoyance is kind of like casting the concept off from yourself and releasing it into the wild so that you're not harboring it#anymore. all grievances must be aired eventually. etc. this is a Pro complaining zone lol#If you feel like shit dont hide it. just go 'man I feel like shit'. etc. etc. Cast it off into the universe. be free#ANYWAY... aughhh......... the wizard has fallen ill in his stinky little tower.. pacing the stone floors in tattered robes. hair disheveled#. carefully sipping a single cup of tea over the course of an hour lest drinking too fast upset his fragile stomachs againe..
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mmmmrrrrggghhhhhhh slow day
#catfish speaks#i did not get nearly half the things i wanted to accomplish done#part of it is cos i need more fabric for the bottom half of this coat#and that's not a hard find but it does mean i have to wait until nexy week when i get paid to buy it#and so i couldn't do rhe bottom but tbh the top half has SO much to it#and then i just. took forever to get anything done#also got groceries today which probably didn't help#but fuck i did not accomplish very much#and im scared im going to be crunching#i haven't even gotten halfway on the owlbear#and in my head i can whiz through all the steps and figure it out easily but oh boy#actually doing it is. different#i am just. very tired#god i want to get these cosplays done so badly#and ideally not have to crunch too hard#hrghhhh we will see#have a cup of tea and rest#then get back to what i can do today#and hey i have a lot of sick leave. i could. take a day off to jusy try and catch up#we'll see.#the good thing is thay i do currently have the leave to go to pax and will be able to get more from here on#so im good there#it's organised its just a bit tight#and of course im very tired this week and have a million things on so naturally i agree to go to a party on friday#im excited but aurhjisjajai man i love cramming my schedule don't i#reminds me i need to finish that present
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my brother keeps taking my dang water cup c'mon man ! !
#just me hi#i have a cup specifically for water because if i don't i will simply Not Drink Water#and that can go on for much longer than healthy so lmfvsh#but he keeps TAKING it to wash it. i don't have a problem with the washing but he doesn't bring it BACK#Please brother. i'll die. audibly. that last part will be purposeful and loud. please#/i also have a cup specifically for everything But water#bc you cannot just simply rinse or wash a sticky cup. you have to use some funkin Elbow Grease in there and i Hate That lmdhv#plus i don't want to be thirsty and then have to go through the Process every single time. like i said i will just die. audibly. instead lo#it Is a little plastic cup that my mother bought when my youngest siblings were toddlers but man every other cup hurts my dang hands so it'#My cup now ehehehgh#<- that's the Sticky Liquids cup. Water Cup is green :) and also yellow but mostly green :)#it was not the colour i wanted but the other one was an awful shade of pink (<///3) and i like being able to just Know where it is on my#table when i need it lol :3#'keeps what about the bacteria' listen. Listen Listen. i'm going to die. audib-#//anywho i'm gonna ship off rn lol#that $1.75 is really in my brain atm.. ourgh........#it's either that or the pink brain disease gets me again. and ooouh boy will it Get me i know it hgkkfjvsh#//^ looked up pink brain disease and it gave me results for mercury poisoning#that kinda checks lmfvshjgb#/okay NOW i go. POW [poofs into a couple dry leaves]
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I'm at the halfway point of my elimination diet 😭
#my appointment with the dietitian to get reintroduction instructions is in two weeks#it's a morning appointment so I figure I'll start reintroducing that evening#hhhhh I'm dying squirtle#eating at home is all right and so is when I bring lunch to work#but most days for work I go out to different sites#normally I eat out at restaurants but obvi that's not an option right now#so I've been living off random things from grocery stores and gas stations#mostly rice crackers and things to put on the rice crackers like almond butter or cheese#I've been able to have baby carrots a few days from a gas station that sells them in small packages#(I can't have more than a cup of raw vegetables...)#but man cannot live off those things alone!#speechie sucks at health#speecher speaks
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When the Wachowskis go get ice cream, they sit on the curb outside and each member counts all of the assigned color of cars they can find, and whoever gets the most wins the game, much like what Carl and Russel do at the end of Up: "that might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most."
#My heart man….#This reminds me of me and my family.#My mom was a trooper. She was and still is. If there was leftover money from her paycheck she would buy all three of us a large cup of ice..#… cream from Friendly’s (when they were still around) and we’d sit by the curb to wait for the clock tower in town to chime at the hour#The shop is gone and the clock tower is out of commission but I’ll drive by it every once in a while with my mom and we’d sit with an ice…#… cream we’d get at the NEW ice cream parlor and talk#But now I get to treat my mom😎😎😎 And I get to buy her her own cone!#…. I don’t know why o felt compelled to share that. Guess it was just a happy memory#mystery anon#off topic
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Behold! Dragon creature doodles!
#it's dessign is based off of lung dragons but also ferrets and salamanders :]#fun fact! this bad boy can change and mimic colors! the color palete in the doodles is based off of a beach (sand n sea)#ines's scribbles#man i should draw my bro's dragonsna and this creature. the size difference is honestly hilarious#because you have a human sized bipedal dragon (bro) and then you get this thing that fits into a tea cup and WILL grow multiple extra legs#when you're not looking
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