#and he and ezra scream

[impider]

you know what i find so funny ? the ezra / kulta / leisha iceberg . kulta got hella drunk after a show and got to summoning deities , making wandering spirits visible , antagonizing urban legends , you know , a typical thursday night doing supernatural tings with the boysssssss . but then he ends up summoning leisha / carnage from their pocket dimension and it's all fun and games for him . he's doing pick up lines , joking around , trying to rizz them up and leisha even laughs , but it's like that laugh . that ' this bitch is about to air this whole bitch out ' laugh . it's all fun . it's all sooooooooo fun , and then leisha slices clean through the neck of one of kulta's groupies and he instantly sobers up like " OH SHIT. " loads up the tour bus and hauls ass with leisha in the rear view . and leisha fucking hunts his ass for months . they can come through every mirror , every television , every piece of reflective glass . once they've been summoned , they just won't stop until you're on a t-shirt . this scooby doo ass chase happens for months because he literally cannot escape . one day they're fighting and he's running out of options . he snaps his fingers , opens a portal , and throws their ass into the first earth he can connect to . it just happens to be ezra's . yeah . gullible , friendly , " i've been spider - man for four months " ezra . kulta isn't called the trickster spider for no reason . he's not a bad guy , but it's his ass before anyone else's , on god . he tricks ezra into summoning leisha / carnage to break their fixation on him , plays a show and then fucking dips leaving ezra to run from the mirror witch looking like dpr ian in the no blueberries music video . and as rare as it is , like , IT'S SO RARE , but kulta feels bad so he will occasionally hop over to 4545 to save ezra from near death at leisha's hands . and ezra is so stupid . he has no idea kulta royally fucked him , he thinks they're friends , even .

[heart-0f-a-rebel16]

I just think it would be cool if Zeb’s eyes did the cat thing

[pxme-granate]

more shit posts happy july 👍

[watermel0ns-dumb-cringe]

[ June Doe — Day 6 ( @june-doe-2024 )]

LEGOLAND !

I had a lot of fun trying to match the chaotic yet whimsical energy the play has,,

hope I cooked with this one lads

(I put a bunch of references in this one have fun finding them all,, theres 11 of them btw :3)

[blue-likethebird]

“I’m totally going to watch Ahsoka like a normal person”

Me at the very first mention of Ezra:

[reislesbian]

The joy of seeing fanarts of Ezra where he isn't a white kid for some reason.

[cr0wqui11]

Guys hear me out on aroace Penny Lamb

[ravensmadreads]

Ok so hear me out…what if there was a gym au with all the boys…🤔

You meet Joel in the weights section. He helps you with your form and then helps you with your aches afterwards 🤭

Javi P is a cardio king, he’s gotta be able to run after all. You meet him at the treadmills but he has a better suggestion for some cardio you can do together 🫠

Dieter is in a dance or aerobics class. He’s good with a rhythm, and it always boosts his serotonin. He takes you out dancing afterwards and we know where that leads 😌

Ezra is doing yoga. He loves the stretch. He helps you perfect your downward facing dog form 😏

I can’t think of any other boys rn but…what if…what if I’ve been thinking too much about this…what if I opened a new doc…

GIDEON?!?!?!?!

*raven.exe has stopped working*

I'M DEAD???

Me @ this:

Okokok so hold on lemme catch up with your big beautiful brain!!

Joel is DEFINITELY weights. He's hovering behind you, acting as your spotter, and then he puts his gigantic warm hands all over you: "correcting your form darlin' ". he chats a mile a dozen about his girls as he distracts you while you wheeze your way through the last set! he blushes all the way to the tips of his ears trying to ask you out before he absolutely destroys your 🐈 in the car???

Omg YOU DID NOT JUST BRING SWEATY JAVI P INTO THIS IM CRYINGGGGGGGGG. I WILL DO CARDIO WITH HIM ANY DAY !! (Idk if i can keep up but i bet he can make me 😉😉) ok but he gets on the elliptical with that tight butt and he definitely catches you staring SHAMELESSLY.

Oooooh but you're so right about Dieter?? You know those Zumba or pole dancing classes??? YEP THAT'S WHERE DIETER IS. the man can move his hips!! He will absolutely one hundred percent give u a lap dance. Idec that im so far off your idea rn i just want his sweaty curls on top of me.

I haven't really dipped my toe in the Ezra fandom yet, but that blonde streak of hair is very distracting. And that voice 🥵🥵🥵 yes please bend me in a pretzel sir 🫠🫠🫠

What if you opened the google doc... what if i wrapped u in a blanket burrito and made out with you (with consent ofc)... what if i fed u snacks... what if i proposed marriage..

[jessicas-pi]

I finally found some time to sit down and listen to music and relax and just not think about anything, but the music I was listening to was the new Taylor Swift album and The Prophecy came on and now I will be thinking about how well it fits that really angsty chapter of Time Heals All Wounds for the next 36 hours.

[darlin-djarin]

uhhhh modern au with ezra or sabine bringing their partner home for the first time and they’re like “yeah watch out for my dad, he’s protective” and their partner walks in to see some hippie looking guy sitting down with glasses over his eyes and and a white cane next to him and they realize he’s blind and they’re like “this is your dad? he seems pretty harmless” and they poke a little fun at him and next thing they know they’re getting their ass beat to shreds by kanan with his white cane fr

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

"I knew I could count on you"

OUR BLUEBERRY BOY IS BACK! 2024 DAYS AND EZRA BRIDGER IS FOUND!!!!!!!!!

[disasterpurplebois]

I FUCKIN CLOCKED LIAM OBRIEN IN REBELS SO FAST

[incorrect-gunslingers]

Vin: Just because I break into your house doesn’t mean I’m gonna take something, maybe I just wanna look around, damn

[watermel0ns-dumb-cringe]

Hello internet welcome to gay game theor

(Ignore how most of my art posts are just stick figure lookin things lately I haven't had the time to actually finish something other than the one jde au drawing whoopsie)

[rklf001]

me every time i realize ezra bridger is back

[nicolibbyquotes]

“She and Nico were a key and a lock, and Ezra, a person who trafficked in doors, knew one was no good without the other.”

- “The Atlas Six” by Olivie Blake