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Me: "yeah I can do a casual rewatch of Pushing Daisies without developing brainworms about it again"

Also me, approximately two (2) seconds in: "Ned the Piemaker has bewitched me, body and soul"

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I wonder how long it took for Palpatine's sense of accomplishment at finally turning Anakin to fade away and get replaced by a true understanding of what it means for Anakin Skywalker to be HIS problem now

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i wish that the looming specter of the wasted potential of Jedi Finn would haunt JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson the way that it haunts me

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well perhaps THIS impulsive purchase won't fix me but surely the next one will

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love it when a charecter has layers of trauma. good luck processing that veritable onion of suffering in just one season bitch.

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JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH dir. Gareth Edwards | 2025

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Its his enrichment, your honor

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yes I know I'm late to the party

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any movie can be enhanced by charlie day running around in the b-plot being a wacky little guy

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the most realistic part of project hail mary was the middle school science teacher self censoring his swears even in extremely dire circumstances

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what if you woke up ALONE IN SPACE and you had AMNESIA but you gradually remembered that you used to be a MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE TEACHER who had MESSY DIVORCE FROM ACADEMIA and you figure out why you're there (it's to SAVE ALL HUMAN LIFE ON EARTH from a MICROSCOPIC INVASIVE ALIEN SPECIES) and you make friends with a COOL ROCK SPIDER ALIEN whose people are in danger from THE SAME INVASIVE SPECIES and now he's your BEST FRIEND and you overcome language barriers and physical and cultural differences and SAVE EACH OTHERS LIVES and SOLVE THE INVASIVE SPECIES PROBLEM and you part ways to head back to your respective planets (SPACE TRAVEL TAKES SO LONG) and your EYES ARE LEAKING but you'll be able to come back from what was a SUICIDE MISSION and you have a narrow escape from a bad situation but you realize that your BEST FRIEND YOUR ONLY FRIEND is dealing with the same situation so you SEND JOHN PAUL RINGO AND GEORGE back to earth with all the information and supplies necessary to save the population (IS THERE STILL A POPULATION TO SAVE?) and you help your PLATONIC SOULMATE out of his situation and live THE REST OF YOUR LIFE on his home planet as the resident alien and you are HAPPY AND STILL A TEACHER

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must a piece of media be "good"? is it not enough for it to contain a mentally ill little sadboy?

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the point of star wars isn't to be good. the point of star wars is to give the fandom a character with 5 seconds of screen time and see how fast they can crowdfund a personality for the character

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you gotta hand it to Pedro cause "incredibly stressed out dad of magic child" is a heck of a role to be typecast in

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was fantastic four good? couldn't tell ya. I COULD however tell ya that reed was out there being the prettiest princess at the possible destruction of earth with his haunted brown eyes and the occasional slutty little curl flopping over his forehead <3

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First look at Ezra Bridger in Ahsoka Season 2!!!!

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THE MUMMY 1999 — dir. Stephen Sommers