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I know times are hard for everyone right now, but please please help me pay for my cat’s surgery, it costs more than I make in an entire month and I’m so scared I’ll have to give him up

he’s literally the only thing that gets me through the day most days

Please please help a queer woman suffering from OCD pay for her cat’s dental surgery

I’m literally begging you

$0/2,800

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Chris: Did you leave a pinecone in my car and follow-up question; do you need it back?

Vin: Yes I did

Vin: Yes I do

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JD: C’mon child safety lid you know it’s me

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Ezra, to Nathan: You know, I used to be quite fond of playing doctor when I was a child

*flashback to a 6-year-old Ezra holding a stethoscope to a Teddy Bears’ chest*

Ezra: You have cancer sir *removes stethoscope*

Ezra: Get your house in order

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Safecracker

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Nathan: We meant “stronger” here, right?

Chris: Whats’ it say?

Nathan: *reading aloud* "I’m proud to report that our team is stranger than it was a year ago”

Chris: Yeah that’s a typo

Vin: I’m not too sure about that

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Ezra: Hope whoever prayed on my downfall is doing okay

Ezra: Must be hard to realize god doesn’t listen to you

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I have a love/hate relationship with Larabee’s Pilot Hair

(The love is that Beihn can actually pull off that hair really well as he proved in Terminator and Aliens, the hate is that it’s so wrong for Chris Larabee)

18/450 Magnificent Seven screencaps

The Ghosts of the Confederacy

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Josiah: Our father, who art in Heaven, Baja be Thy Blast-

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(via GIPHY)

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HUZZAH

Tomorrow is Eric Close's Birthday, so it will be All Vin, All Day!

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Ezra: - So I said, “if I don’t become a star by 30, I’ll become a serial killer”

Nathan: huh

Nathan: ...Wait

Nathan: How old are you

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Chris: When life gives you lemons squeeze them in peoples eyes

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@setyourphaserstoslutty

I know that movie better than I know most of my actual family members now

No one is gonna believe how long it took to watch Trapeze 1956 and honestly neither do I

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4 years ago I sent this to a complete stranger…. I have no idea why I sent it or why it is completely deranged but I sent it and 4 years later we are probably closer than two people 1,000 miles away could be

Kaz it’s been 4 years, 1,461 days, that have been the best days of my life, because you have been in them. You are my oracle, my rock, and the other half of my brain. I have no idea what I did to be so lucky to have met you.

In the first days of our friendship I think we wrote 4 peer reviewed papers just on Ezra Standish alone. I don’t think I ever told you this but I saved some (most) (for at least the first week) of our messages in a word doc because I liked rereading our convos. You are still just as verbose and detailed as you were back then and I consider myself so lucky to be able to read about your OCs and Aus whenever you get a hankering to share (which is fortunately often)

You have made me grow in so many ways, with your kindness and your snark. I strive to be as good a friend to you as you are to me. You’ve broaden my tastes to the moon (Fire and Ice and The Eagle are still burned into my brain) (Special mention to Rem Lezar and those eps of Rawhide because I can’t put those psychological horrors in this category but I wanted to mention it because they would have been good cause to lose my number... and yet)

Kaz this message could probably last at least 3,000 words, when it probably needs just three, I love you, I honestly believe it’s more than love, it is just a natural part of my heart, that you now inhabit. There is not a quality that you’ve shown me that I don’t love, from your strong convictions (that have rubbed off on me), your imagination that knows few bounds, and especially your patience. You are probably more important to me then you know and I hope I give as much as I get because you deserve it. Kaz you are the whole package plus about 6 other packages that I didn’t expect but happily unwrapped

I remember in 2022 when our friendship went from a casual, still very close but casual relationship, to what it is today. Our first watch party was the last two eps from Our Flag means Death season 1. What babies we were back then, there was little talking (due to how we watched but still) there was no screaming no brain melting a far cry from today. Our Saturday nights have always been sacred to me and I will/have bent over backwards to not miss them, they make getting through the week an easy task because I know I will be able to hang out with you for approximately 4-8 hours which sounds crazy and is crazy. Anyway now in 2024 I literally can’t imagine a day we aren’t in contact (I still get soft when I remember that week where I barely had the energy to open your messages and yet you were here on Tumblr being a bright spot which i definitely needed) And I get to have that everyday even if it’s just a check in or a in-depth psychology analysis on Jess Harper I get to have the pleasure of talking to you which is priceless.

One more thing Kaz when I met you I didn’t have close friends I had a couple but they felt very hollow and it was hard to communicate with them sometimes, due to my Visions TM (it’s probably the autism but I’ll blame Visions and not how my brain functions) my real world friends did not share my interest in Gay cowboys or weird shows from the 70s so I felt very alone for a long time but then I threatened a random Incorrect quotes blog and I found someone I could make a home out of a multitude of fandoms with. You will have no idea what an impact you’ve made on me. And I hope we have at least 80,000 more anniversaries that we can share

I could go on, I should go on because I definitely don’t think I talked enough about how perfect you are and literally you are perfection but this has to come to an end for one our sakes lol. Kaz you really are the breath under my wings and I want to make sure you never forget just how much I cherish you

I am so excited to see you in person in 144 days!!!

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This is not gonna be this blog’s usual content

But today is a very, very important anniversary

Four years ago today it was the Covid Lockdown, and I was unemployed, afraid to go outside, and lonely. I’d started this blog as a way to keep myself mentally afloat

And then I got a deeply ominous DM.

Little did I know that @mag7dumbies would become an integral part of my daily life.

In the years since they have become more than a mutual with a Mag 7 pfp sharing headcanons with me on tumblr

They’ve become my best friend. The first person I text in the morning and the last one I text at night, they’ve become the person who can make me laugh so hard I choke. The person who helped me get through my cat’s injury and leg amputation. The person who’s seen me through two jobs and a severe mental health crisis and who has never faltered in their support.

Our Saturday meet-ups are the highlight of my week. No matter how tired I am or how rough work has been or how stressed I am, I can look forward to a few hours where the only thing that matters is whether or not some guy in the 70’s will take his shirt off.

Long story (4 years in fact) -short, I don’t know where I’d be without them, and I’m happy I don’t have to ever find out.

Happy anniversary to the other half of my binary star, I love you pard, and I’ll see you this Saturday.

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THE NEXT EP HAS A BABY VIRGINIAN???????

YOOOOO THERES A BABY MICHEAL LANDON IN THIS EPISODE OF “THE RIFLEMAN”