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I was reading a bunch of DPXDC stuff on here and AO3 with Ghost King Danny, and thinking about how people wrote when he spoke if it wasn’t hear-able to human ears or a different languages and that got me thinking - what would that sound like? Then my brain did some braining and thought - wouldn’t it be cool if it was just all languages overlapping? Like “Who goes there” in English, but at the same time every known and unknown language (or just the dead ones, since he *is* the Ghost King) at the exact same time with the translation. That would support the whole ‘super hard/impossible to translate’ because it could change every time depending on what languages or sounds are enunciated more.
Add in the fact that logically, the vast majority of gods would not just speak the language you know or maybe even the most commonly used, this kinda makes sense? Well, not really, but who cares. As a wise author once stated, “canon is a sandbox and I am the lightning which will shape it to glass” or smth like that. Also, anyone who dies instinctively knows how to understand the language(s) so they can understand their king (as Ghosts). So now I’m just imagining a situation like this (forgive me, I don’t know how to bold or italics or anything on tumblr I’m new-edit, some gracious soul taught me in the comments, may their pillow be the perfect temperature):
Constantine, furiously flipping through translations book after translation book of paranormal languages and not finding anything on God speak: “Bloody hell, where is it!”
Danny, who just got summoned by some cult/to save the world/for some other reason and has crazy social anxiety but needs some kind of ‘sacrifice’ to make the summoning legal or else do a bunch of paperwork, thinking: Can I just ask for a sacrifice? Would that be rude?
Danny, Awkwardly: “I need a sacrifice before I can leave. Just like a rock will do. I don’t like paperwork.”
Constantine, attempting to translate, gesturing vaguely and panicked as he continue to flip through book after book: “It’s saying that it needs a sacrifice in Kevlar**, something about a crystal, and Korea?*** I think it wants Black Bat as a sacrifice?
Jason, cackling: “How did you translate that so badly?”
**Sacrifice in Hmong is Kev txi
***Paperwork in Acoli is “Karatac”, also I know Cass is Chinese not Korean but for the sake of this Constantine does not and/or assumes that the Ghost King can’t tell
Or, Jason randomly discovering that he can understand any language now. Just not speak it.
In conclusion, I have now decided that whenever a god speaks it is representative of all those who have ever entered their domain or presence, and because mortals are not capable of understanding the complexities and beauties of language, they will never understand.
…crap, now I want to write a tragedy or essay or poem or something about the symbolism
TLDR: God language is just all languages overlapping at once, scenario, and author having a mental breakdown over ELA and this being much longer than expected
#red hood#jason todd#danny phantom#danny fenton#ghost king danny#ghost king au#john constantine#bruce wayne#I know he isn’t there but#he’s there in spirit#get it?#spirit like ghost?#i’ll shut up now#gods#god language#why isn’t that a tag#but that is?#Danny Fenton is Tired(TM)#and hates paperwork#cassandra cain#Cass is Chinese#but author is stupid#and skipped geography#but that's neither here nor there#is that from Alice in wonderland?#tim drake#damian wayne#dick grayson#dc x dp#why didn’t I add that yet?
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Siblings Behavior
It's shenanigans time guys
So have this DpxDc idea.
So, the Justice League and the Light (OR villains in general) have two newish members, they've both been around for about a year and they're from the same plane of existence (a place called the Infinite Realms according to those who dabble in the occult)
And the two seem to have some serious beef with each other.
Wisp and Wrath are basicly feral cats hissing and hekles raised when they spot the other and their fights normally ends in draws. They're evenly matched and sometimes the two even fight to the point they are out of steam and just fist fight.
Needless to say everyone believes they totally hate each other and might one day kill (or end?) One of them.
So everything gets turned upside down when suddenly both factions of heros and villains are suddenly summoned to the Infinite Realms.
In a throne room.
In front of the Infinite King (or most commonly known as the Ghost King)
A King who looks very, very much like Wisp and Wrath (like yeah the two do sometimes look alike, like when they grin with sharp teeth and their hair color, but one has blue skin and red eyes for crying out loud!)
He's staring at them, glowing green eyes that seemed to just... know.
"Welcome to the Infinite Realms. I am King Phantom." His voice echoing in the throne room and seemed to rattle them deeply, like a sudden chill in the early morning.
"I have summoned you all here for a single reason." He continued to say "Tell me..."
Here he paused, closed his eyes before leaning back on the chair then he smiled big and cheerfully asked.
"How are my kids doing in your world? Dan and Ellie aren't causing too much chaos in their wake are they? They tend to go a tiny bit overboard sometimes but what siblings don't when they rough house you know. Tell me everything."
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#dani phantom#danielle fenton#dan fenton#dan phantom#Danny is Dan and Ellie's dad in this one#ghost king danny#prince Dan#princess dani#One is Wisp and the other is Wrath#one is with heroes while the other is with villains#and they fight each other when given the chance#everyone thinks they HATE each other#but theyre just being Realm Siblings#meaning they go rough in their playing#who is who is up to you and whose on what side#Danny's been King for a while btw#he also knows which side his kids are on#he doesnt care as long as they dont cause world ending stuff#to much paperwork for the Realms#Danny summoned the two factions for a parent teacher conference tbh#he wants to know how his kids are fairing in their world
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Dani wasn't the only clone that Danny saved.
There were 3 other clones that were prematurely made, kind of stabled, but didn't look how Vlad wanted and were going to be terminated, in which Dani was desperate in the first place.
Three clones varieties mixed between his dna and ectoplasm between ages of 1-5 The panic danny had felt holding toddler that look like him except for a star birthmark his cheek while looking at Sam and Tucker with big pleading puppy blue eyes along with Dani.
Thankfully, Sam had a backup backup bunker plan already refurbished and full of food using her three month allowance in case things went bad with his parents, along telling jazz because she will full murder him if he kept four little possibly now his children/cousins/clones? away from him.
The juggling and balancing between fighting ghosts, raising little kids, and school alongside the GIW, Beating Pariah King, his future self and revealing to the town that he was Phantom to save the world was brutal to him, Sam, Jazz and tucker.
Thankfully, his parents accepted him, but the paranoia scratched at his brain to hide about his clones/kids and overpowered him to not say anything about his kids to them yet.
Then came clockwork and his crytic words and Crown of Fire and ring of rage nonstop appearing floating rather innocently following him.
He has tried everything at this point, stuffing it in his locker, putting it in a fenton ghost proof chest and dumping it into the distant deep lake, freezing it which only made it a crown of ice that drips snowflakes and the ring of rage into a ring with a aurora instead of a skull.
It took him half a day to figure out he accidentally became King of the Ghost Zone, which is also known as the infinite realm of the dead due to conquest after he accidentally commanded Ghost writer to tell him why the crown of fire kept following him like paulina before she knew he was Phantom.
Apparently, since he was the last one to take the final blow on Pariah King using everything he got, the crown took a liking to his protection/space core and decided that he would be king whether he like it or not.
He was clearly king material after he balanced everything he went through alongside raising 3 baby ghostlings, which was rather proud achievement.
Leaving Danny in control of an infinite realm of the dead alongside a much more infinite amount of paperwork now streaming to him, half of them being complain about a guy name constantine with overdue summonings now set to him instead of Pariah King on paused time.
What's next? Is the Justice League actually real?
#dpxdc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp prompt#danny is the ghost king#what if other clones survived#danny became a parent#Danny's core is space/protection#danny didnt ask to be ghost king#but the crown and ring said sike you feel like a great king candidate with that protection core#he is secretly enjoying that he can command the ghosts to leave him and his 'haunt' alone#hating the paperwork of the infinite realm even with tucker's help#he just wanna be in the bunker playing spaceman with his kids#Constantine on his list to met after reading the 129 contract this guy because this guy a genius to scam gods like that#jinxing his own words about the Justice league
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WIP, beloved Borgin Boy. Just another boring evening at B&B.
#I think he's EXTREMELY bored when he has to do paperwork etc#Let him do some magic or swindle someone. Just anything aside from filling out papers or checking the stock#I am STRUGGLING with these hands but at the same time no regrets#no refs we die like men#I can't sleep for Tom consumes my mind. I hate him so much sometimes#my art#current wip#tom riddle#hp#tom marvolo riddle#harry potter fanart#harry potter#tom riddle fanart#fanart
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The Knight Commander presiding over Camp Dragonhead has become quite diligent in his administrative duties as of late. or Haurchefant has our back 100% after The Banquet™
#FFXIV#FF14#Haurchefant Greystone#Gpose#Man who hates paperwork suddenly has a suspiciously smaller pile of paperwork.#Look he swore to look after us he's just doing his duty.
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The List
Danny knew he couldn't keep the existence of the ghosts a secret forever. The GIW was a clear example of that, they had managed to disband the organization but there were always traces left behind that made him anxious.
Times had changed, and while Amity was hiding behind his "small town" reputation, the world was changing. New protectors, heroes, as well as new threats were appearing. And as much as the halfa wanted to, he couldn't transport his entire town to the Realms on every occasion of danger, that would definitely be suspicious.
So he made a list. He gathered information on the heroes that had come forward and categorized them according to how easy they were to approach, or how open they would be to the existence of ghosts.
Unfortunately his "safest" choice was John Constantine, someone he wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, so he decided to settle for the second one: The Flash.
Danny had weighed the pros and cons, but as he walked through Central City he wondered if it had been a mistake. Although it was probably too late to regret it, the speedster had already noticed him.
#dpxdc#ghost king danny#Danny just wants to make things as peaceful as possible#he did not realize that his collection of information would be suspicious#the League was alerted that someone was investigating them#collecting information from each of its members#and hacking the watchtower for it#Danny honestly didn't notice#he just asked Technus for help to make his list of pros and cons#he might know their identities but he doesn't care#dp x dc#dc x dp#Danny hates Constantine for all the paperwork#Flash is clearly nicer#he even treats his villains well#Danny tries to make friends#his new friends are in panic because of him#just wait till he tell them it was a list
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the first of many betrayals (nmj is willing to throw other people to the wolves (his little brother) if it means he's not the one being immediately pestered)
#don't feed the gossipmonger#the agonies of trying to complete paperwork around the nie brothers who both hate paperwork for completely different reasons#nieyao#jin guangyao#jgy#meng yao#nie mingjue#nmj#mdzs#nie huaisang#nhs#nie brothers#the untamed#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#my art#the nightmare that is nmj/jgy has been living in my head rent free for the past few days#this is my method of saying i have strong feelings about jgy as a little spoon without actually needing to draw something as complex as tha
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06.10.23 happy birthday iwa-chan!! sorry for inflicting paperwork on you for your bday but at least you have oikawa to help (coughdistractcough) you 🥰
#haikyuu!!#iwaoi#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa tooru#haikyuu#hq#mine#my art#wip#lol i wanna color this but at the rate i'm going at it'll be finished in either a week or in 3 years so uh. guess we'll see how it goes :DDD#still can't believe it's already been half a year since i started this...#(absolutely not looking at the wips that have been sitting in my wip folder for years)#i'm not exaggerating literal years.....#but ANYWAYS yeah i specifically am inflicting tax paperwork on them bc its what i was procrastinating on when i started this#but you can imagine it's whatever kind of paperwork or homework or whatever tedious suffering you want :D#love is stored in the “i hate this thing SO MUCH but i hate it slightly less when i'm with you”
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yall are about to piss me off by not having any PASSING basic knowledge of the way the u.s. military manipulates its recruits into joining by typing up one of your uninformed, unresearched, unempathetic, individualistic, unbelievably annoying posts about how 100% of the people in the military ended up there because they just Love America So Damn Much! they're extremely mature and informed at time of recruitment, they can totally leave anytime they want, they totally had tons of other avenues in life they could've taken, there was no rush at all to get income as fast as possible, and everyone in the military also totally is part of the combat divisions and personally enjoys being IN the military very much, big believers of violence. everyone in the military is shooting guns all day, that's how that works. they LOVE BLOODSHED. also I love the "amewicans haha" twang to this type of shit because you're actually TOTALLY stealing our Thing, which is turning systemic issues into Individual Issues. Instead of talking about the powers that be, it's so Personal Choice up in here. It's, "well you shouldn't have done it then. I totally wouldn't because I know better." you don't wanna talk about the military industrial complex as a whole, and you don't want to talk about recruiters, you just want to pin the blame on Specific Individual People one-by-one, as if they're responsible for the system that they're being ground up in. someone was in the military? bad person, no matter what. it's easier to believe that, I guess, than to acknowledge that Normal People (with high school educations) are manipulated and incentivized into joining a system that is Bad. at like age 18. but yeah no that 18 year old should have just been smarter lol haha anyway here are some screenshots for no particular reason
side note this reply of someone going "umm just get loans and go into a high paying field it's easy XD" as a direct response to someone trying to explain how most americans joining the military are being funneled in that direction out of a need for money.
and another person who Decided that americans join the military just CLENCHING their teeth thinking of other people, and not thinking completely selfishly about their own selves and their own income/housing/healthcare.
#I had a longer post w more bullshit in it but ukw nobody's even gonna read THIS one. so.#dumb ass cunts seriously LMAO just the individualism of it all....#we're all just selectively forgetting that most people join the military straight out of high school / after failing to kickstart#their lives so they don't know shit yet and they are categorically not educated and don't have money#you NEED money and have been groomed by recruiters ALREADY into believing this is#The Best and Only to make a survivable amount of money without a college education-- bc they can't afford college btw#and they don't want to take on student debt either bc everyone already knows what a big fuckeroo that is#recruiters WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET YOU TO JOIN. they will KEEP CALLING YOU. they'll answer your questions#to make it sound like this is going to be a GREAT life decision. you can get all KINDS of jobs (true)#they love to say the thing about how only about 15% of the military will actually see combat in any way#they love to list all the jobs where you will literally just be working at an office or a pharmacy or in tech etc etc etc#the recruiters are offering housing healthcare steady pay and BONUSES if you sign on for longer.#so you let your guard down because you were so scared of the actual fighting. BECAUSE YOU'RE 18 IN THIS SCENARIO BTW.#you cunts will not meet anyone who hates the military as much as people who are NOW DONE working in the military#you don't know enough when they get you and then either you stay placated by the benefits or you scramble away as fast as possible#the number one military haters are people who know what goes on bc they already did it#source: I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE LMAO PEOPLE HATE IT HERE!! they are NORMAL PEOPLE#I need you to get it into your head that the people committing atrocities in war were NORMAL when they joined#and that for every person in the military who's actively shedding blood there's 20 who do PAPERWORK#and they both are being put in the same category by you!! and they are BOTH being controlled by the same system!!#sergle.txt#I hate yall I really do.
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Doodle of my work week basically, but I’m less imposing.
#v33-art#ffxiv#ffxiv zenos#zenos yae galvus#I’m so tired man#I bet he hates paperwork but does it flawlessly#he’s such a do it himself kind of guy for the important things#all he lacks is interest most of the time
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a few years ago I remember there was this big discourse topic on dogblr/catblr about “is it ever good husbandry to crate a cat” with people getting very heated back and forth on both sides and I believe the eventual final word was “no don’t ever crate a cat you fucking idiot” which I quietly disagreed with at the time but didn’t really want to get into fights about it. but anyway I’m reminded of that conversation frequently because almost every time a vet at my work sends home a cat to recover after orthopedic surgery or neuro procedures, the discharge instructions very neatly and firmly tell the owner to keep the cat in a large dog crate while recovering unsupervised. anyway.
#the second someone tries to start shit about this I’m locking down the post and blocking you. just ftr.#god that was SUCH a stupid debate to watch#like ppl literally left tumblr over it#anyway. I think I’ll trust the board-certified doctors on this one and take my W#but literally every time I see a cat getting discharged with paperwork saying “please keep this cat in a crate while unsupervised”#I think “boy tumblr would hate this”
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In Act 2's "Dirty Little Animals" sequence, we get a shot where masked men armed with short staffs guard a building called, "The Herald's Palace".
In the next episode, we see the silhouette of the Machine Herald illustrated. in the Magician tarot. The mask is unlike any skin that currently exists, because no other mask has been decorated with three shards to resemble a crown.

Within the Herald's grasp is Jinx's graffiti tag rotated onmits side, which is placed at the center of what should be the hexcore.
The wall that frames the sign of the "Herald's Palace" is decorated with blue swirls lit blue by the surrounding neon, that resembles the blue swirls of Jinx's cloud smoke tattoos.
But that sounds far-fetched doesn't it? How can we be sure these swirls are meant to represent Jinx?

I say we can because Jinx's tattoo swirls have been used as her calling card in another music video, Ekko's. In the "Misfit Toys" mv, we see a shot where the now deceased Eve's mask lays on the ground framed by scattered bullet shells engraved with swirls.
Once again, how can we be sure these swirls on the bullets this time are meant to represent Jinx? The storyboard tells us so.

The storyboard draft of this shot has the bullets engraved with more scratchy doodles in Jinx's style, but the final product shows they decided on using her tattoo patterns for a more subtle and uniform reference. It's all to subtly message that Jinx is responsible for this scene
So what does any of this mean?
It means that at least twice the Machine Herald has been referenced in-show with symbolism for royalty and Jinx tied to him. Could this foreshadow that Viktor will have a meteoric rise to power in Zaun to mirror Jayce's own in the first season? Maybe. Jinx will probably partially facilitate it somehow. Sevika will "quit smoking" next season, so there might be an even bigger vacuum than we thought.
One more thing! Before Arcane's premiere, they hosted a live event called, Undercity Nights, where you play as a Zaunite and join a chembaron faction to take control of the Undercity. This is the call to action.
It's interesting that they included two different quotes in here. One from Caitlyn, and the other from Viktor. We know Caitlyn is poised to not just become Sheriff but inherit her mother's seat on the Council as well next season. What does it mean to include Viktor?
#arcane#arcane meta#viktor arcane#jinx arcane#you know that don't ask permission quote is also super convienent when you don't run a democracy#sevika would probably ask viktor if he's good at admin work#and he say yes bcuz he was assistant to a university president#sevika approves#so does jinx cuz she hates paperwork too probably#jinx and viktor#viktor and jinx
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were still in the process of "moving" (everything is packed but we're stuck here until paperwork and legal shit is finalized) I did not anticipate it would take this long so I'll spam some Boy for you all in the meantime
#this feels like one of those moments that should make me feel like an Adult#but honestly im just so confused at all the legalese#theres so much paperwork involved!!!#PeePee LOVES the showings because he gets to see so many people#Mimi hates it so shes drugged#and Crout has been under my bed while theyre happening#kindly manifest someone makes an offer in this place soon so we can get the fuck out of here
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Every time I see that post that's like "every organization of sufficient size has a middle aged woman named something like Janet without whom the entire institution would collapse" I do sigh a little
Because yes the unacknowledged labor of women
But as someone who fills half of the Janet role in the organization I work for. In my experience it's not that Janet has knowledge other people are not exposed to.
If only people would READ HER EMAILS PERHAPS—
#a small rant#i hate the end of year paperwork time. it makes people 157% Worse About This#I'm back on my bullshit
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@naffeclipse cat trapped him yet again (if he won't rest I'll make him)
*self insert Aster is not a girl (he/ she)
og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!
#post let luce#dcamv#bloodstain fool#naffeclipse#my art#menace4menace#do i draw him doing paperwork a lot? yes bc i need cozy domestic shit for these scenarios to work#plus bounty hunting has gotta be a lot of boring paper research too#cant just be cool hunting bounties through the city#n mans has a bit of an issue stretching himself too thin#also i wanna be carried to bed maybe#god i. i need to be horizontal now oops fhdjs#glad i got these out but the heat is killing me and i hate it#wheres my bf to carry me smh smh
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moshang as persephone and hades writes itself
#hmmmm sqq as demeter methinks#moshang#svsss#scum villian self saving system#mxtx#shang qinghua#mobei jun#does sqh unknowingly fall into the underworld/demon relm or does he go there himself to ‘follow the plot’? you decide!#sqh unknowingly eating sunflower seeds forgetting it means he cant leave vs cang qiong on fire from losing the one person holding the place#together#lbh busting down mbj’s palace because rich boy sqq canNOT be doing paperwork mbj return the rodent AT ONCE#hm lbh = zeus????#somehow im thinking lqg as hermes idk#HEY 12 peaks 12 olymplians!!!!#ohhh athena = sqq??? but for the purposes of the story hes acting like demeter#sqq: i hate ur guys but so help me me i will cause the world famine and death if u dont come back#sqh: i love u too bro????
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