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was playing deltarune and thinking about sansnomaly,,,
rip kris having to deal with this delulu
#junie art post#sansnomaly#i do love the idea that sans is just a dude in deltarune#the idea that hes a lil less experienced or as confident as his UT self#and has zero clue#is super cute#like its some time traveler's wife plot going on hhhh#sans x reader#sans x self insert#poor kris having to be the unwilling thirdwheel/medium in all of this#theyre super fun to draw and color though#deltarune
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never mind Luo Binghe's hypothetical harem, I'm only on book 2 and Shen Qingqiu seems to be developing quite the fan club that he is 100% unaware of
(I'm not sure Luo Binghe is dealing very well with the potential competition for Shizun's attention...)
#svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#gongyi xiao#ming fan#ning yingying#my art#for someone who is theoretically genre savvy sqq has No Fucking Clue what's going on At All#zero situational awareness
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Danny has been reincarnated.
Which was an odd thing to realize, it wasn't even a slow one he just... snapped into it one day. One moment he was staring at a wall out of boredom the next, well, he was staring for an entirely different reason.
It was a task for his now young -he thinks around three years old?- mind to work its way through the memories, but it wasn't like he had much else to do honestly. So, what does he know?
His name is Danny, like, his actual name and not just a moniker. He was once a halfa and he already knows he's going to be missing invisibility and intangibility. He, well, died. For like, a second time which actually makes sense because reincarnation-
Anyways.
He was a clone of two people from this thing called the Justice League which, weird name but probably some government or activist group. Wonder Woman and Superman. Which were pretty weird names to name your kids but eh.
He doesn't really remember much besides that from this life, or the one from before but he's an adult! He'll figure things out once he gets out of this containment tube thing.
Did he mention he was in a test tube? He's a tube baby now. He thinks? Or maybe it's more like he's being contained.
Whatever.
So he breaks out. Thank you apparent superstrength that he has no idea why he has but he's not going to complain! He then wandered around all of the other test tubes, able to remember just enough of English to see that yea, they're dead.
He probably was too, before he had memories zapped into him. Or a vegetable.
He then finds this really big container, checks it out, then opens it because the clone inside isn't dead!
'Project Match' it said. He'll just call him Match.
Was he thanked for helping him? Nope. You would think that he would be thanked or at least somewhat respected for saving this guy but nope!
He was, quite literally, held up by his leg and dangled in the air. Who dangles a three-year-old?! Well, he was technically and adult but still! The next few things were a blur but after pulling off the old Fenton charm he found him and Match outside as he tried to stop him from attacking random people.
Luckily the charms and privilege of the youngest (he's assuming he's the youngest, because he's physically three) was more than enough to get through to him. Sure, the guy couldn't form words, really aggressive for literally no reason, really weird but also absolutely cool looking eyes. But he worked around the first issue by developing their own personal language from like grunts and stuff, the second he once again used his youngest privilege to boss him around and the third a pair of sunglasses easily fixed.
He just had to steer Match clear of those random S crest mark thingies. Which was a weird thing to hate but hey, he's not there to judge.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp crossover#Danny is a clone of Wonder Woman and Superman#He wasn't perfect so he got put up#Through the use of bullshit youngest privileges Danny can boss around and somewhat pacify Match#You know how the Batfam made their own language in those Cryptid/Creepy/Isolated Batfam fics?#Yea that but between Danny and Match#This is obviously before Superboy freed Match but this is also after Superboy was freed#Danny has zero clue who Wonder Woman or Superman is or the Justice League#Lex Luthor is a bit perplexed over two clones missing when he finds out but doesn't care too much since they were both failed clones#And no problem arouse regarding the two of them#He's more so worried about who got passed his security#Nobody besides Lex (because as mentioned above) knows about them#Yet
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i love all the flavors of howdydarling art you make sm!! i've really been stuck on the drawings you did of wally with insomnia, i love the idea of howdy carrying his ass to bed when he shows up at the bugdega totally exhausted. i thought it'd be cute if wally stepped in to take care of howdy too when he's feeling overworked, or the two of them just collapsing into a nap pile at the end of a long day
It’s been raining all day and the vibes for cuddles n sweet shid is I m m a c u l a t e
Sometimes when I think about howdy and Wally, I think about them doing that specific lil wiggle/dance you can do with your followers in cult of the lamb smhhh (and frank really wanting to join but is very shy about it)
#Th e mb#Those three are my top favorites NDFHHDDJ#Howdy first Frank second Wally possibly third#Tho I will say I might like sally more than Wally specially with her having the chaotic personality headcanon#Absolutely love sally smhh absolute wholesome chaos#Oh yeah I still headcanon Wally and howdy to be aroace#Mostly because I can NDHGFDHDJDJ#But also I just love the thought that howdy is very generally loving and caring but when it comes to romance#He’s like- super flustered and has zero clues on how to be any of that#He tries his best smhhhh#welcome home frank#welcome home wally#welcome home howdy#welcome home eddie#howdy pillar#frank frankly#wally darling#Eddie dear#Wallypillar#Also Wally having zero clue either so they just kinda vibe and enjoy eachother’s presence#It’s nothing spectacular or ground breaking-#It’s very soft and loving with a lot of convos and understanding#And just having a good time smhhhh
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You have synesthesia?? How does that work for you? Is this how you manage to use the word “meat” in a way that makes me go “holy shit that’s good and cool i need to read that sentence four more times” instead of “ew”?????
I do!!! Letters, numbers, and words all have colours and sometimes visual textures for me-- and while numbers and letters on their own are generally only a single colour (7 is a bright, grassy green!!! while "K" is a pale peachy pink, for example :] ), when i put them into words they often take on entirely new colours, some of which even bleed into each other like watercolour paints. Ironically, its why i use the UK spelling of "colour" in the first place-- the "u" turns what looks like a dull, desaturated blue into a smeared blue-and-purple that i find really pretty to look at :]] so when i say i like to paint with words, i kinda mean that literally 😂😂😂😂😂
But yeah, i'd imagine thats why my writing is Like That™ to some degree-- a lot of what im doing behind the scenes involves matching the colours and visual textures of a given word with all of the others in order to evoke a particular vibe or image in my writing. There are a lot of layers to how i write, but this is probably the one that takes both the most time AND is the one i happen to talk about the least WKDJWKSJEJ
#shouting speaks#asks#discovered the word ''halation'' yesterday as well which is a dark burnt orange at the beginning of the word that bleeds into periwinkle#on the back end#which was like. perfect for what i wanted in the scene#since a lot of the words AROUND it are various shades of browns oranges reds and creams#i think the colours i see the most of are purples greens and oranges tbh. p much every word with a Q and U in it has a shot of purple#if not taken over by it entirely#for those curious A is blue B is red C is a darker green#i made a chart once with hex codes to show what i see to other ppl but i have ZERO clue where it is now#the other funny thing ive noticed is that when numbers combine their individual colours stay the same#they dont blend like letters in words do#75 is green and magenta respectively the same way 7 and 5 are#36 is yellow and orange same as 3 and 6 when separated#its funny but helps me remember stuff quick im like REALLY good at remembering like. card numbers and license plates bc of it#txt
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Cuphead is getting like the biggest change ever- cause I do really hate his og comic counterpart. This cuphead would just be Cuphead from the "cuphead show" but older.
Slightly more mature but still his troublemaking self. (This also extends a bit to mugman.)
Anyway I stil love the idea that cuphead hates Felix (mostly because his presence messes up their plan.)
(I'm keeping the stupid hair on cuphead but making it less edgy n white. They're newly 21 so cuphead replaced his head with alcohol n it produced the hair.)
#felix the cat#qftim#qftim au#bendy and the ink machine#cuphead#qftim cuphead#qftim mugman#qftim felix#digital art#quest for the ink machine#guys i have zero clue what to call this au#help#also km keeping the hair that he has but make it white instead of yellow
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Angel Dust: (teasing) I'm just saying! This guy's clearly down bad for Smiles. It's plain as day, and kinda sickening.
Alastor: Now hold on; I can deal with your crass remarks usually, but don't you think you're taking it a step too far? Honestly, not everything is as you imagine it in your depraved little mind-
Vox: No, he's right. I did have a thing for you.
[Loud static screech. All hotel residents now staring openly with varying degrees of interest.]
Vox: And after everything I fucking did for you, you still had the nerve to shoot me down after stringing me along, you ungrateful piece of shit!
Angel Dust, Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Niffty, Frank, and Alastor: WHAT!?
Lucifer: Alastor, why are you surprised?
#incorrect quotes#source: Ouran High School Host Club#though I made Vox more of a jerk than the dude in the source material#Hazbin Hotel#Angel Dust#Alastor#Vox#Lucifer Morningstar#Charlie Morningstar#Vaggie#Husk (Hazbin Hotel)#Niffty#one sided StaticRadio#they're mostly just standing by and watching the drama#I don't know which thought is funnier to me:#Alastor knows exactly how Vox feels and uses it to troll him#or Alastor has zero clue and just thinks Vox is irrationally angry over a rejected business proposal#I mean he *is* irrationally angry#nice guy Vox vs aroace Alastor FIGHT
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am i wrong tho
#it's not wrong#also has this one been done before i have zero clue#anyways#the terror amc#francis crozier#thomas jopson#john irving#george hodgson#edward little#terrorposting#shitpost
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The sentences, "Mike kept El at his house because he didn't want her getting murdered and he's a good kid," and, "Mike kept El at his house because he thought she could help him find Will," are both correct.
Mike showing El basic human decency by letting (what he believed to be) a helpless young girl stay at his home is one of the biggest proofs of the heteronormativity shown in ST, as both Lucas and Nancy believed that Mike (boy) being a kind human to El (girl) means that he's in love.
BUT
It's also very clear that one of the reasons he let her stay was so she could help find Will. This doesn't erase the fact that he let her stay, or that he cares about El, it only points out the obvious fact that Will was a large piece in this equation.
#I have zero clue if anyone has seen this discourse#but i have very recently#as in today#and I felt like adding my opinion#anyways ill die on this hill#byler#mike wheeler
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Sketches of an Au that I'll probably never finish, sad about that but I'm the problem lol
#sketchbook#sketches#sth fanart#sth au#scourge the hedgehog#light the hedgehog#is an alt Shadow the hedgehog#light works for an other Shadow variant with some other variants#damn why is the maid 93 Au so complicated#au maid93#look#the one time sonic let Scourge play without supervision he found and opened a weird green pod#that had a new pod black arms alien shadow in it#how Scourge managed it open? he has zero clue did sonic have to call Shadow and saddle him with fresh pod free#black arms Shadow yes#shadow the hedgehog#my art#sonic fanart#sonic the hedgehog fanart#fanart#my art <3
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kinda made my own alec + hazel from lonely freddy!!! designs loosely based on the book descriptions (or the ones in the wiki idk) I LOVE THIS STORY HELP
silly doodles I did last night
this story man,,,,
#fazbear frights#i actually really enjoyed reading this story its definitely near the top of my ranking HSHSHDGDKJ#lonely freddy#fnaf#r7inyz scribbles#my art#theres sooo many good faz frights stories#I've actually read lonely freddy twice i love love this story and the damn ending gets me every time#all the stories in Fetch were just CHEFS KISS#in the book it said Hazel has ringlets...but i have zero clue how to draw them 💔💔💔 i can't draw shoes either SOBS#fanart#alec fnaf#hazel fnaf#fazbear frights fanart#fan designs#infinite painter#art#five nights at freddys#digital art#fnaf fanart#fnaf books
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trans tachihara who assumes gin is also a trans guy lmao
gin speaks and expects tachihara to go “you’re a girl?!?”or smth to that ilk but he doesn’t say anything about it, he just seems happy that gin talked to him.
#as much as i like when tachihara has zero clue gin's a girl#that boys a professional undercover agent#no way he doesn't know#this concept is just very fun to me#theyre so silly#also trans or nonbinary gin hcs are so great#i need some t4t tachigin#tachihara michizou#tachihara bsd#bsd tachihara#gin akutagawa#gin bsd#bsd gin#tachigin#tachigin bsd#bsd hc
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Sub Zero: I've learned your secrets. Have the others?
Sub Zero: If your subjects learn your secret --
Tanya: "I almost lost Mileena because of you." Sub Zero: "Mileena? Shouldn't you call her Empress?"
#mortal kombat#bi han#sub zero#lin kuei#in mk1 are supposed to be earthrealm protectors right? during mission to eliminate threat bi-han#almost killed shang tsung#and now the intro dialogues show how he collects / learns secrets of other characters#with tanya more like picking up the clues of her forbidden relationship with empress mileena#and it makes me feel more and more#that lin kuei were the special force / blak ops-like clan and i wonder of they worked as spies too#as it seems bi-han has this habit#i really wish we could learn what jobs bi-han did in past for liu kang#especially since from lin kuei characters he is only one learning secrets of others while smoke & kuai are guarding their own secrets#from others not the other way
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Bite Me - Chapter 3
Not so fun conversation topics for two total strangers; Can June put two and two together?
We have officially passed the og comic so this is all uncharted water (though I would love to draw this out eventually!)
Taglist: @smallsday @ratcatcher0325 @not-a-space-alien @bittykimmy13
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Previous Chapter: Chapter 2
Next Chapter: Chapter 4
Word count: 1116
CW: Mentions of blood, Adult language, Dehumanization
Aedes stared up at the looming woman before him, her apology- no- her admission hanging heavy in the air. Her answer hit him like ice; both chilling him to the bone and freezing him in place. She admitted it. He was trapped, the weight of her admission holding him in place... and yet there he stood, cornered, but still free from her grasp.
"Then what?" He growls. The sound of his own voice grates on him; for all the raw anger in his voice, he hates that he can still hear his own desperation slipping through.
" I.. I don't know.” She bit her lip. His skin bristled at the sight of the woman's teeth. He watches as she grows uncomfortable. Good. “It's not like I planned what to do…”
He snorted. She didn't even know what she wanted to do with him? Catching for the sake of what?? Just wanting?? Was he that fucking insignificant? Was this some sort of sick fun? Just a game of cat and mouse? She couldn't even just be bothered to reach out and grab him- instead just prolonging the inevitable. His hands shook, claws digging into the meat of his palms as he clenched his fists. Her nonchalant attitude fed into his growing nausea. He could feel the blood he'd so recently drank rising up in his throat. Her answers terrified him.
"And if you catch me," despite being cornered, he made sure to emphasize the word if, "would you ever let me go?"
Genuine shock seemed to dash across her features at his words. Her expression softened, as did her voice,
"O-Of course!" It was strange. She sounded… almost remorseful. "Look, I'm not…I'm sorry, I'm not trying to hold you hostage- like that’s obviously wrong- it's just… this is weird, okay? You're in my house- my bed!”
It takes all of his willpower and probably some years off of his life to restrain himself from rolling his eyes. If you know it's wrong, why apologize ?? Just stop!? He grits his teeth. If she didn't care enough not to hold him prisoner in this stupid corner then why would she care enough to let him go?
“Of course?” He didn’t believe her, but he played along, counting his blessings that he remained out of her grasp for now, "So… if I let you quell your curiosity," He says, unable to keep the snide tone from his voice, "would I no longer be your hostage? Would you let me go?"
"I admit, that wasn't really the best wording-"
"Would you?" His voice, though fearful, is firm.
To his shock, she seems to shrink back at his tone. She nods.
"I… I'd just like answers…" She states quietly, her voice nearly a whisper. He narrows his eyes. Fuck. What was he supposed to say?? The moment she puts two and two together she’ll- He shook his head, frustrated. He needed a plan. An idea. Anything. His chest tightened as his mind spun. What was he supposed to do? Why did he have to tell her anything in the first place? Did she just expect him to act like a dog and sit and speak on command? The thought grated against his pride. He grit his teeth. She’d already told him to stay.
“And what?” He spits, “I’m just supposed to talk because you tell me "speak" ? Am I a pet or a person to you??" He winces at the bitter venom he tastes in his words. She holds all the cards. He shouldn’t outright try to provoke her, but his mind is spinning in desperation. What was he supposed to say?? She wanted answers he desperately did not want to give. The thought sends a shiver down his spin. Yet, to his surprise, his words didn't seem to anger her. He watched as she looked away- for a moment he was almost tempted to run, but surprise had him glued in place. She looked conflicted- or ashamed? He swallowed dryly, heart pounding in his chest Did she actually… could she actually see him as a person? After a long pause, she spoke.
"A person... I think?" His brief sense of hope seems to decay in his grasp- a sickening feeling of foreboding taking its place.
"You think?” He yells, voice growing louder with each syllable, "How can you not know?? Am I, or am I not a person to you!?” As he spat the question at her as he struggled to hold her gaze, his heart begging for her to see him… To his dismay, instead he saw himself; Reflected by the dim light from the moonlit window he saw his reflection in those too large fern green eyes. The sight disgusted him; A scared and pitiful creature trapped in the stare of being that was just so much… more. As much as he hated it, he refused to look away. However, she did.
"I- " she pauses, her gaze turning back to him- eyes pleading… for what?? Why did she look like she was pleading to him?? "I don't know. I mean, I know you're not a… pet. You're a talking, thinking being."
Oh?
Maybe there was hope… maybe she truly could see him…
"-but,"
Ah. There it was.
"I’m going to be honest… This feels different. I wouldn't contemplate catching a person... or you know, force them into a conversation with me. I-” She bites her lip, struggling to pick her words. “I don't want to lie to you. I promise you, I don’t see you as a pet, but honestly" She swallowed, seeming almost.. nervous? "I don't really see you as a person either."
Of course she didn't. What else did he expect? He wasn't a person to her- but then again, he wasn't a person at all. He wasn’t human- he was a parasite. The word tasted like poison on his tongue. He knew what he was, but if not a person or something to be had, what was he to her? Why was he still cornered?
“Then what am I?” He hears an angry desperation in his voice he hadn't known was there. Had she figured it out? If not a person or a pet, did she know he was a pest? She starts to answer and abruptly stops, reconsidering. After a moment, she continues;
"You tell me. What are you?"
He wanted to lie. To say he was nothing more than a man, just… a small one, but she had caught him in the act. How could he explain away… feeding. He grimaced. Why did it matter what he was? He was a thinking, speaking being- just the same as her!
“My name,” he sneered, “is Aedes.”
#This man is having a crisis#June has zero clue whats going on#its 3am and she is ready to lose it#CW dehumanization#Bite Me#Entowrites#JuneOC#Aedesoc#g/t fearplay#tiny vampire#tiny man#Giant tiny#g/t#giant/tiny#gentle giant#g/t writing#Macro/micro
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bit of process on a cowboy!jake WIP - still got a bit to go to clean it up.
rereading "Don't Hang 'em Till Noon" by @sailor-aviator inspired this one.
#jake seresin#jake hangman seresin#top gun maverick#top gun maverick art#top gun#i did this on my phone so please excuse any funkiness#i also think in the process of this i've become face blind#i have zero clue if this looks anything like glen powell anymore#he has a very particular mouth...#i feel like the ref for this piece is obvious#my art
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Ever think about Date’s view on family and how that relates to his character? When Mizuki asks him to define family, he just awkwardly offers that its like being blood related to someone. It leaves a bitter taste in his mouth and Mizukis, but like, he literally had no idea what a real family looks like. He’s an orphan, a man who grew up with no family and no name, but he doesn’t know that yet. He has no memory of his past, no way of knowing if there’s someone out there waiting for him to come home, if he even had a place to call home. His only frame of reference for a family is Mizuki and her parents. Deep down he knows it’s not right, not loving, but it fits the mold of a nuclear family, man and woman, blood related, so that must be what family is. When he’s asked to take in Mizuki, he’s absolutely clueless because he literally has zero frame of reference for how a child is supposed to be cared for. He puts distance between them because this isn’t his place, he doesn’t have the right to love this child as his own because he isn’t the real dad. There’s no place for someone like him in a family. And it’s baffling to him to hear that Mizuki not only loves him, she needs him because he is her family. Date believes he’s a nobody, just a sad, lonely man with no name who absolutely does not deserve this kind of love. But he has it anyway because he chooses it, he makes something that neither he nor Mizuki have ever had before. HES HOME
#aitsf#ai the somnium files#kaname date#mizuki date#just crying about the date family for the millionth time nothing new#also i just had this realization that like date literally had absolutely ZERO clue what he was doing#cuz its not like he remembers his own childhood so he cant use that as a frame of reference for how to treat his own child#and yet despite this he does a much better job than renju and shoko ever did just because he like. actually loves mizuki lol#honestly kinda fucking insane that date was asked to take care of her instead of hitomi#like renju has a choice between his long term friend who hes really close with and who he knows has lots of experience in childcare#versus his silly friend who lives in the smallest apartment with tons of debt and has literally never seen a baby before#then again thats probably why he didnt choose hitomi cuz he probably wanted to keep mizuki separate from the family he actually cares about#also for meme purposes its just like date is like wow renju youre literally the worst dad ever#and renju is like well okay hotshot if you think its so easy then how about you raise my daughter asshole#and date is like okie and does a significantly better job at it#i love kaname date so fucking much you guys will never understand what we have 😩
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