#and go for the sibling bond

[sleepy-writes-stuff]

DP X DC PROMPT #27

(Time for something a little more lighthearted/found family. Could probably also make this a crack prompt instead.)

(#) = Notes at the end of post

(*) = Just me building off of other ideas.

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Visitation Rights

When Danny went to list Dani/Ellie as his heir after she'd come back from her years of traveling the world, he was quickly informed that he already had one in line for the thrown.

"What? Since when?!"

The pretentious, floating eyeball looked like he wanted to be anywhere else other than here, providing information to King Phantom, but explained anyway.

"The day you officially achieved royal status, you permanently linked your being to the Infinite Realms. When this happened, however, a child was in the process of being created with the assistance of ectoplasmic runoff that's been leaking into the mortal world for centuries. As a result of your power being incorporated into the Realms at such a time, this human child retained an imprint of your core signature. The Infinite Realms itself has recognized this child as your offspring. Your... other offspring has yet to be recognized in such a way and would therefore be considered your second heir once claimed."

Danny stared at the Observant with wide, blank eyes that were slowly filling with dread and panic.

"Why are you just telling me this now?? My coronation was over a decade ago!" He held his face in his hands and gave a horrified groan at what he just learned.

"If you really wanted that clone as your heir, I'm afraid it's too late to change it-"

Danny's head shot back up with a snarl and furious green eyes.

"That's not what I'm upset about you walking cataracts! Eleven years! I've missed eleven years of this kid's life!! How could you think I-"

At a loss for words, he growled deep in his chest. Deep enough that it echoed throughout the halls and rattled the floors.

"Who is this kid, and where can I find them?"

Once given the information and learning of the child's other parental figures, he gets to work. A few weeks later, he appears in the home office of a well-known billionaire with a stack of papers that he promptly slams onto the desk in front of the startled man. (1)

"I demand visitation rights to our son, Damian Wayne."

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(1) Danny actually visited Talia first to get visitation rights. Needless to say, that didn't go very well. He's still got a couple knives floating around in his chest cavity because of it.

(*) ALSO! I'm not sure how this lines up with the DC/Batman timeline. All I figured out is that if Danny waited to be crowned until after he graduated college as an astrophysicist, which take 5 to 7 years, he'd be about 36 years old when he finds out about Damian. Bruce would be about 41, so the age gap is only 5 years. If y'all wanna make this Danny/Bruce, go ahead!

[donutdrawsthings]

You've stumbled upon Team "Charming Doctor Who Got Screwed Over By Weird Writing And Circumstance"!

[deadtiredghost]

Can we make Team Red a thing?

i think they would get along like a house on fire. we need more fanfic of this trio.

^^ how i think they might bond.

[al-luviec]

went crazy while drawing this

[hum-suffer]

Why is every Wattpad man a CEO????? Make him a banker!!! Lawyer!!! Doctor!!! Fuck it, make him a mechanic!!! Technician!!! You're propagating that love conquers all but your inner capitalist is peeking through!! Broaden your horizon!! Let him own a restaurant!! Let him be a goddamn company secretary if you just want a white collar job!! Accountant!! Let him be a CFO!!!! Head of department!! Professor!!! Dean!!!! Politician!!!! A GODDAMN BADMINTON PLAYER!!!

I need more variety than "cold ruthless ceo of the family company, his father and grandfather are alive and well but it's HIM who owns shit and everything works according to him"

Girl did his father ask him what paint should be on the walls of the living room?? Does he impulse buy earrings for his sister? Does he take his mom jewellery shopping at every festival???? What's the use of his excessive money if he's not treating his family with it???????? Four cars?? Let him have one car and let him and his family squish in that one care as they go to another place for a week every month

MAKE HIM A FAMILY MAN PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU

[taitavva]

“do you know what i need right now in this moment of chaos?”

[the-bat-bros]

Dick, Jason, and Tim all have vastly different workout playlists, but they all give off the same vibes

Dick: Very High Energy, Happy Feelings songs. Everything from “The Greatest Show” to “Joyride” Imagine songs with a good beat to time workouts too (and randomly break out into a twerk to.) Also has a soft spot for 2010’s Warped Tour hits.

Jason: Songs that make you feel like you could kill a man. “Start a Riot,” “War!,” etc BUT also white girl music. He’s listening to “A thousand miles” and “Wrecking Ball.” Also, West Coast Classics.

Tim: Give him a happy rage to fuel his workout. Songs like “Monster” and “Hell Above” as well as anime openings, they get stuck in his head.

The three compromised and made a shared playlist with songs approved by each of them. There are a few songs on there they all f with but won’t admit to such. How did Disney end up on there? Epic? Who knows oops guess we’ll keep it. When they have this playlist on, anyone who walks in gets WHIPLASH from the sheer variety of stuff on it.

And oops I dropped the playlist here

[logicallyblind]

one of my biggest pet peeves when reading sibling based stories/ fics is when you can clearly tell it’s been written by someone who doesn’t have siblings and who’s knowledge of it is based on bad tv reps

thankfully the dc fandom is angsty enough for totally off base dynamics to make sense in light of traumas etc etc but oh my god this fic by alienu is one of my favourite realistic depictions of siblings in the day to day of i could give it 1000 kudos i would not to mind it’s fuckin hilarious lmfaoo

like ‘yes you’re gonna make sure they’re safe and you’re gonna protect them with your life if you have to but you’re going to be the most annoying motherfucker while you do so help me god-‘

anyways everyone go read that fic it’s great and i love it so

[tinukis]

this is for a very specific audience (me)

[gumjester]

omg its the brothers grimm !!!!!!!! you know like from the fairy tales ??????

[i3utterflyeffect]

alternative meeting. because its funny

purple and chosen are not having a good time

(reblogs > likes)

[macksartblock]

I’ve been stressed about an upcoming family vacation so here’s some dumb work sketches that amuse me

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

what kind of favour do you require in exchange for an equineswap jiang yanli

I will fight god if that's what it takes.

No favour required! These guys were in the original doodle dump!

[saintaemond]

Afterward she would not eat, nor bathe, nor leave her chambers. Queen Helaena sank deeper and deeper into madness, whilst the king raged, and drank, and raged.

[waty-art]

When the rest of your brothers are trying to take your turn for sibling bonding time with the oldest.

Gordon will not be challenged.😂