#and generally toxic

[wr-n]

slowly slides mouse nightmare some coffee-flavoured cheese

Fun fact! Caffeine is actually really bad for mice and rats! :D

[purgatorygrl]

I wish that, instead of reacting angrily or feeling attacked by the love many women feel for Love and Deepspace, some men would adopt a more open attitude and use the lessons this game offers to improve the way they treat their partners and women in general.

Love and Deepspace is designed to make us feel loved and to convey what love should feel like. For me (and I know for many others), it has taught me to understand what I truly desire in a relationship and how I want to be treated. Love interests are designed to make us feel valued, prioritized, and deeply loved. They are attentive, respectful, and caring, showing their love without coercion or demands, putting us first, and the evolution of the relationship and its intimacy is built on trust and mutual respect.

Even mechanics like the menstrual cycle representation, which has been criticized so much, are a reflection of the care and empathy that should exist in a healthy relationship. Understanding your partner's stage of the cycle not only allows you to support them more sensitively, but also to show meaningful support during phases like the luteal phase or menstruation itself.

This game isn't about sex or pornography, as many people think, but about love, respect, and genuine affection. It teaches us what true love feels like, what a healthy relationship should be like, and what it means to be authentically loved. There's nothing wrong with this, nor should those of us who enjoy this experience feel ashamed.

[scruncheduppaper]

i cant take it anymore i cant do maths anymore

[thepeacefulgarden]

[krysmcscience]

Sometimes annoying your bratty husband with silly gifts will cause him to bluescreen unintentionally. It's fine, though. Just take advantage of his touch starvation with cuddles to override the issue. Any biting and hissing that follows is totally normal. You may then proceed with your usual goofy antics of sticking tape onto the end of his tail when he's not looking, no doubt leading to the massacre of half your followers. :]

Anyway.

I can't be the only one convinced that Narinder hates having stuff around his wrists after finally being freed. I Can Not.

[lostmf]

[jaxieshauna]

if anyone could kill me ,

it probably would be you .

[reality-detective]

“Toxic paint cleaner ingredient found in Cinnamon Toast Crunch”

He heads to Home Deport to show you the same ingredient... Here’s where it gets crazy, it’s so toxic to humans its been pulled from the shelf and has to be ordered online

Is it still in cereal? 🤔

[spriinglocked]

i might be going a little crazy

[bunnithechubs]

call them full house at this point.

transcript:

SMZ Article:

Spotted again in a small bistro by the beach are Reina Blue and Joe Russo. Despite their strong defense of being just professional many believe that this new relationship is more than platonic. That was until Joe Russo’s camp disclosed that the actor is actually married to a Brindleton bay pageant queen. However, sources close to Russo claim that the two have been seperated for months and that his wife is furious of this relationship he is flaunting around. Another source close to Blue stated that this wouldn’t be the first time she has gone after a married man. During her days on …

DM with Reina

V: How pissed are you about that SMZ article? R: I’m more annoyed than anything. Joe and his wife are pissed. V: I bet. Gotta suck seeing your husband with a new girl. R: We really are just coworkers. Like I know it looks bad but he’s married and I’m not interested in him or breaking up his marriage. In case you were… wondering. V: I wasn’t but, thanks for telling me anyways.

Conversation between Cain and Kitty

K: How is he doing today? C: Better. Got him to eat and work out a bit with me. I’m not used to him being so quiet. K: A broken heart changes people, my love. Let him feel his emotions. C: I know, it just sucks seeing him like that. Like a husk of who he is. K: Continue being there for him and he will be fine with time. C: I know… How are the kids doing? How are you doing, mi amor. K: Kids and I are good. Junior is a proper velcro baby and Mae is loving abuelo time. C: Is he driving you insane yet? K: Not in the way you think. He just talk a lot and you know I’m not much of a talker. C: Where do you think Vinny and Mae get it from? K: I know. Maybe I’m just too tired to deal with it. C: I shouldn’t be gone for too much longer. K: Have you brought it up to him yet? C: What? Coming to live with us? Not yet. K: Why haven’t you? I think it’s a good idea. C: We don’t really have the space. We are already cramming 5 people and Binx in a 3 bedroom house. K: Your father said he would set up the basement for Vinny. C: You already spoke to my dad about this? K: Yes and he agreed with me. It will be easier on all of us.Do I tell your father to go ahead with setting up the basement? C: [sighs] Yes, when he’s up I’ll talk to him about staying with us. K: Alright my love. I got to feed Junior and get him down for a nap. Call me tonight. Love you. C: I love you more, mi vida. I’ll call you at bedtime.

Conversation between Vinny and Cain:

V: You sure Kitty is okay with this? C: Of course, she’s the one who suggested it. V: I feel like this is a lot on both of you. C: It’s not, Vinny. Now grab your luggage. V: Cain… Thanks… for coming when I needed you. C: You don’t need to thank me. I’ll always be there for you. You’re my brother. V: You’re going to make me cry. C: Shut up and let’s get inside. I want to see if Dad has ruined my kids.

[rarazzioli]

Why are my taco bell hot sauce packets lowkey giving Crossnamara guys I think I might just be losing my mind.

I miss them.

[skachacharealsmooth]

coming on main to say this just bcs i talk more abt sth over here but my ideal sonadow dynamic is soooo situationship coded. sonic will knock on shadow’s door at like 3 am sopping wet scrapes all over his body taco bell in hand stupid smile and shadow will just be like ughhhh fine whatever invite yourself in. they spend a few weeks together in domestic bliss or whatever until shadow notices that sonic’s leg is extra bouncy and his eyes are darting today at breakfast which means he’s gonna leave in the middle of the night off to chaos knows where.

shadow’s version of crashing and leaving is stepping in on sonic’s heroic endeavors but only when the situation is extreme enough to use his Top Secret Government Job as a reason. shadow isn’t using his occupation as an excuse, more so a valid reason to warrant rubbing elbows w sonic and co….and what follows is the most awkward bizarre palpable tension that you can cut through with a knife. like condolences to anyone that is within a 10 mile blast radius of them. when they’re parting ways sonic always says something so out of pocket in love goo goo eyes and shadow will think about it for the next five months nonstop. sonic then shows up on his doorstep and the cycle continues. actually let me expand on why this happens down below

shadow will not tell sonic that he genuinely has feelings for him for a multitude of reasons but the main sparksnotes overarching reason why changes over time. when they’re younger shadow is under the impression that sonic simply can’t be in a long term romantic relationship because he’s incapable. this type of engagement is just his speed and suits his lifestyle perfectly. as they get older, shadow’s opinion slightly shifts in favor of the idea that sonic would never settle down because his appetite to experience everything the world has to offer is greater than his desire to have and maintain in a romantic sense. getting serious is something he doesn’t want turns into getting serious is something he genuinely can’t bring himself to do.

on the other hand, sonic will not tell shadow that he has feelings for him and his reasoning stays the same. and it’s arguably more stupid. sonic is convinced that shadow just isn’t that serious about him. like every time he creeps out of the door in the middle of the night he secretly wishes that shadow will catch him and beg him to stay in this giant confession of love but that would never happen because coming and going is sonic’s thing and who shadow sees in between their meetings is none of his business. if he was that serious then he would confess. when they’re younger sonic fantasizes the doorway scene ending as let me come with you. as they get older, it turns into stay.

[agentboulder]

ok also the funny thing with stones attitude towards tails and shadow as opposed to gerald is that it really confirms that the only reason he didnt like knuckles was pure petty jealousy over robotnik

[demonkinguwu]

The Three Subcon Bosses [My fanon version lol]

The trickster shadow, the wrathful queen, and the disappearing moon

Lore Below <3

Snatcher: Once was a kind lonely prince whose only talent was painting, often overlooked and ignored due to this. He fell in love with Vanessa quickly as she was the only one who understood the loneliness of his paintings. The two married after a year of courtship, but the prince worked hard to learn to rule by her side, even going to law school. Unfortunately, he ignored the terrible treatment by his frantic wife for fear of true loneliness until it was too late...

Now the kind prince turned into a terrible and manipulative shadow, using robbed souls and his smarts to grow as powerful as he is, growing to be the sole ruler of the Subcon Forest. He prefers to be in control and over-possessive of everything he deems 'his', including the terrible wife who killed him painfully. He despises her but deep down knows she's the only person who will ever truly care for him even as a monster so she gets to stay as his pathetic little toy <3

However, he can't help but enjoy the very small snippets of moments between them that remind him of a better time when they were young and naive. He can't help but smile as the princess Vanessa was once shines through that red mass of anger, oh how he wishes to rip open the beast and find his princess within it, safe and innocent as she used to be

Vanessa: She was once a kind and sweet princess filled with so much loneliness especially since her father ran away. On a visit to a foreign kingdom, she was immersed in the large gallery of paintings depicting how she felt perfectly, lonely. She soon fell for the painter, a kind but mischievous prince who was just as lonely as she was. But her horrible mother was jealous of her daughter's happiness and poisoned her heart and mind with her evil words, reminding the princess of her father who ran away. The princess' desperate thoughts turned dark and possessive, wanting the prince all to herself, even getting rid of her mother who she thought wanted her prince. The now Queen was more desperate, her heart and mind growing darker and bitter with each day that passed without her beloved... Soon it would all explode, taking every soul within Subcon with her.

After a few years of mindless wrath and pain, she 'cooled down'. Finally gaining sense and guilt, but since no one wished to accept her apologies, she learned not to care over such matters anymore. Her heart grew bitter, cold, and uncaring of much but the evil monster her beloved became. His very existence enrages her, reminding her that her kind sweet prince is gone and all she has is this thing, this terrible and evil shadow who took everything from her. But even so, she can never get rid of him, for he is the only one who will 'care' for her, who could relieve her of her loneliness even if his actions are cruel and taunting. She doesn't want to be truly alone, but he is the only one she can truly trust, so he is the only intruder who will remain safe from her terrible wrath even if she hates him so. Though she knows her prince is gone, she relishes the small brief moments she could see a flicker of him through the monster's wicked being. Oh, how she wishes she could grab her prince in that brief second and never let him go.

Moonjumper: He was once a naive but adventurous lad, a time traveler who shone bright with the moon. Crashing into the strange planet, he met a cold princess whose heart was as cold as ice. He felt understood as he didn't understand what love was either, so he decided to stay with the princess and become her king to find out what love was. They soon had a princess who they named Vanessa. The king loved his daughter very much but didn't love his title or his wife, for he was a being of freedom. Without confronting his wife, he planned to take Vanessa and escape, but he left her behind once his wife figured out his plot. His wife, who grew to love him, was heartbroken and distraught over his betrayal, and so she cursed him with her magic to death, over and over again.

The man became a distorted time rift, cold and alone, wanting nothing more than to find someone to stay with him in his lonely horizon, especially his little princess.

Hundreds of years have passed, and he watches on with great pain as the sweet girl his daughter was once turned into a monster. All thanks to the monster who took over Subcon with that disgusting smirk, he made his daughter the monster she is! And she was no better! Being easily influenced by that monster and turning into a monster herself, they were both horrible beasts! Both were responsible for taking away his little princess! Once he has the chance, he'll get rid of them both! But since he is much weaker and scared of them, he'll abide his time until he can finally avenge his sweet daughter. For now, he searches for someone he could keep in his lonely prison, someone who he can raise to be just as perfect as his little princess...

[guzhufuren]

BTS of the wedding ceremony between Jianwei and Xiaoxi and them walking in markets from upcoming chinese wuxia BL The General's Son (from the director of Word of Honor)

[ministarfruit]

day 4: doomed by the narrative ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)