#and for a fandom allergic to happiness

[crowscadence]

Been a while since I’ve read bsd wan but I finally sat down and read volume six and god I forgot how genuinely funny wan can be at times

[cairoblair]

Who I think the LADS men are for

Rafayel is for

• the escapism girls

• the romantasy girls

• the “no, it’s not perfect yet” girls

• the “always the artist, never the muse” girls

• the “yeah, i believe in soulmates” girls

• the “i’m my own worst critic” girls

• the “maybe one day someone will appreciate everything i have to give” girls

Xavier is for

• the “i wish i could catch a break” girls

• the “i’m so tired, but i can’t stop” girls

• the “i’ll take a break when i’m finished” girls

• the “oh, i forgot to eat again” girls

• the “i’ll be okay, i’m used to this” girls

• the insomniacs and chronic illness girls

• the “i don’t want to be a burden” girls

Zayne is for

• the “heartbreak songs remind me more of my parents than my ex” girls

• the “you don’t know the violence it took to become this soft” girls

• the “i’ll wait until i’m in the shower to cry” girls

• the burned out gifted kid girls

• the “i’m smart, but not smart enough” girls

• the poetry girls

• the “i don’t understand why i’m not good enough” girls

Sylus is for

• the eldest/only daughter

• the “i can handle it myself” girls

• the “i don’t feel a sense of accomplishment, just a mild sense of relief that it’s done” girls

• the “mature for your age” girls

• the “i’m tired of taking care of myself” girls

• the “my worth comes from my accomplishments” girls

• the “i wish someone would take the reins so i don’t have to” girls

Caleb is for

• the “i had to grow up before i was ready” girls

• the “why are you so loud?” girls

• the “no, i’m okay, what’s going on with you?” girls

• the therapist friend girls

• the maladaptive daydreaming girls

• the “i wish someone cared as much as i do” girls

• the “i don’t think i can do this anymore” girls

nice version

[cabbagege]

We are not that squad anymore

+ Without text

[pansyisdead]

Unpopular opinion, but the Blacks did very probably hit their children.

I keep seeing all these people saying they wouldn't and all that. Seriously? You guys think an abusive family stuck in the Victorian era wouldn't use physical punishment?

We get it today, and it's way more common than we imagine. You really think Walburga Black and Orion Black would not use it?

Abuse is a very wide topic, specially complicated in the familiar setting, and not talked about enough today. But the most traditional families hit their kids. The Black family hits their kids.

Sure, it probably wouldn't be the most used form of punishment within the family. They probably used manipulation a lot and other forms of abuse more in the phycological side (such as isolation or humiliation)

But we are talking about a very traditional, stern, strict family stuck in an early 1800s mentality. It wasn't even that weird to spank your kids during the 70's. So yeah, they very probably did abuse Sirius and Regulus on the physical level, as well as the Black sisters and most family members.

[that0nenpc]

"I'm not your dad."

@kitterkat2763

@spear-rando

[rue-all-names-was-taken]

Ben's last words before being banished were "Please, Alby, please," begging for mercy.

Newt's last words were "Please, Tommy, please," begging for death.

[gorgeouslylethal]

thinking about avenger!reader who has healing powers (could be like wolverines or something more magical), on a mission with bucky. (or any avenger)

reader gets attacked say across the stomach or the side and they just keep going because it’ll eventually heal right?

WRONG.

they finish the mission, and the reader still has the wound. it’s not healing.

just imagining reader gripping their stomach and looking at bucky and saying, “…i’m not healing.” with a slight stutter because they’re losing so much blood.

bucky looks back at them with eyes filled with dread, as reader starts swaying, their world going fuzzy. they start to fall.

bucky rushes over, catching them before they hit the ground. he grows frantic, brushing their hair out of their face, looking around for help, breathing getting faster. “no…no please, no-“

reader just looking up at him like he hung the moon and stars, with a small smile on their face.

[rystiel]

i feel like a fish swimming against the current in a river of angst enjoyers as someone who wants to make those characters happy for once

[strawbaby-13]

they are living together somewhere. they are happy on a slightly habited planet somewhere far far way. the live in a little cottage and grow their own food and pump water from a well.

they are not dead. they are living together so where where the sunset is purple and the sunrise is yellow. viktor makes their clothes and jayce hunts for food. jayce also cut wood and made a table, two chairs and bed.

they are not dead. they are alive. they know they can’t procreate, and maybe someday they will travel this planet they ended up on. but for right now they’re too happy they’re alive to do anything else but be with eachother.

they are not dead. they are alive. i like to think that their hair is still white and there are still gem on jayce’s face, and everytime the catch light viktor is reminded of how much it hurt to die. not that it was painful but because he thought he would never see jayce again.

they are not dead. they are alive.

[nymph-ette111]

"no!!! (insert creepypasta character) wouldn't love or date you!!! they would kill you!! stop ruining the fandom!" WAH WAH WAHHHHH LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN!1!11!!! the fandom has always been silly like this although it was a bit toxic everyone was into self shipping and making OC's to insert themselves and have fun... I swear to god if I see another person talking about some "he/she would kill you irl" type of shit... YES!! WE KNOW!!!! AND WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK

[lavandulastorms]

everything eats and is eaten, time is fed 🦌

[oh-phoenixx]

"Prison"/"Out" - Jegulus microfic @into-the-jeggyverse - 333 words

@abductedhiko

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Regulus allowed himself these small moments of bliss, little pockets of peace, before the inevitable pain of going home. This was one of these moments; his head resting on his boyfriend’s chest, his fingers drawing lazy patterns on James’s stomach, and no noise save the soft music playing in the background. Every time James opened his mouth, Regulus worried that their tiny snippet of heaven would be interrupted. And every time, it was just ‘I love you’. Every time, until…

“Come home with me,” James whispered.

“What?” Regulus did not move his head from James’s chest for fear of truly ruining the moment.

“Leave that house, that- that prison. Come live with me and Sirius,” James practically pleaded.

But the moment was ruined, it had passed; Regulus lifted his head but did not look at James. When James sighed, Regulus knew he had anticipated this. Regulus wondered if his boyfriend was losing faith in him, and he felt sick with the thought of it. Without meeting James’s eyes, Regulus took a hold of his hand and brought it to his mouth, so softly that his lips merely brushed his knuckles more than they kissed them.

“It’s not a prison, Jamie,” Regulus told him, voice quiet and unsure. “They love me. They just…It’s how they were raised as well. They don’t know anything else.”

James sat up and rubbed soothing circles on Regulus’s back as he kissed his shoulder. For a moment, he didn’t say anything, seemingly trying to think of how to say this in a way that wouldn’t hurt Regulus. “I know you love them, Regulus. I’m not trying to…I’m not trying to say that that’s wrong. But I can’t watch you get hurt and do nothing about it.”

“You’re not doing nothing,” Regulus replied softly. “You’re here. That’s enough.”

For the next year that they were together, James tried to convince Regulus to come to his house for every holiday. Each time, Regulus turned him down.

Regulus never did get out.

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

Thinking about batboys doing average father-son activities with Bruce.

Dick and Bruce go shopping. Alfred did, does and, probably, will do it until the end of time, but since Dick lives in Blüdhaven he prefers to do it by himself. Sometimes Bruce offers help, sometimes Dick accepts it. At such moments, Dick lets Bruce pay and completely enjoys his nepo baby life. Bruce still doesn't know the value of money and can't estimate the cost of groceries, Dick still likes being wheeled around on a cart. He barely fits in there and the rest of the customers look at them weirdly, but Bruce has been used to close attention and has never been able to turn Dick down. They recklessly rush through the departments while new articles about the eccentric Brucie appear in the newspapers, then both get scolded by Alfred for buying all sorts of useless junk.

Jason and Bruce read together. Wayne's library is one of a few places in the mansion where Jason appears regularly and willingly. They don't even talk, just sit in one room, mostly in silence, punctuated by snorting or brief comments. Bruce has a lot of books he planned to read but always put off, so he uses this time to good advantage. Jason acknowledges his existence with a slight nod and on good days sits closer, almost enough to be in Bruce's space. Jason often rereads books, writes notes on transparent stickers that Alfred gave him and chews a pencil, thinking. Sometimes Bruce finds books on the table in his office, the same transparent sticker invariably says "You would like it" with a postscript in smaller letters at the bottom "or not, I don't care". Bruce always smiles softly, adding it to the top of his list.

Tim and Bruce go to the skate park. They both wear sunglasses and casual clothes, but those few parents who come with children still whisper to each other. For the first few times it's kind of awkward, Bruce is unsure what to do and Tim isn't used to attention from his parents, but they cope. Bruce ruffles Tim's hair, enjoying the way his eyes light up, and tries his best not to jump up every time Tim falls. He wears a protective gear set, Bruce insisted, and they both know that Red Robin has been through the worst, but Bruce has little control over the mother hen regime. In the evening, coming home, they buy ice cream and coffee for the night extracurricular activities, and if Tim pretends to be asleep while Bruce carries him out of the car, no one mentions it.

Damian and Bruce go to the cinema. Damian isn't used to pop-culture, and Dick is convinced that this tragedy should be solved. Damian says it's a senseless waste of time and he has more significant stuff to do, but always looks forward to these days. It's mostly cartoons, ideally with animals in the main roles. Damian loves cartoons, and he is less ashamed of admitting it when Bruce says he loves them too. They eat something that Alfred would disapprove of, stay for a short time after the credits and constantly walk home by foot. Damian doesn't ask for uppies, he would never, Bruce picks him up and puts him on his shoulders anyway. Damian likes to be on high, for Bruce it's not even a workout, just a warm-up weight and he tries not to think bitterly that he isn't able to do this with his other children anymore. Sometimes they talk quietly, sometimes just enjoy each other's company. Sometimes Damian falls asleep, knowing perfectly well his father won't let him fall, and Bruce holds him tightly to not let him down.

It's weirdly cozy for their life, almost normal. It's not better, they would choose vigilante life anyway, they already did, but it's nice to feel from time to time. They appreciate it, even if they don't say it out loud.

[sa1typancak3s]

drew this in the art club yesterday using markers so some stuff looks wonky and is colored wrong

i wrote #1 wrong mb gang💔

praying that my art club teacher doesn't have a tumblr account (she saw this drawing)

[herdelusiondiary]

alright pack it up. who told me it was a good idea to watch tlou?

[sylvieisoffline]

got this from @/chocdanii on tiktok with a comment that said that zayne doesn't even remember getting cursed so he doesn't know why his evol acts up whenever he's with mc and I'm—